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A weekly off-the-cuff podcast experience where comedian Lance Paullin learns stuff and talks about strange new things with his gal, Mischa McCortney. Stupid? Probably. Entertaining? Oh, man, I dunno. Every Tuesday.

Lance Paullin and Mischa McCortney


    • Sep 21, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 15m AVG DURATION
    • 14 EPISODES


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    Educate Your Neighbor | Fist Fights. Community Division. Bones.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 90:40


    Lance and Mischa reminisce of old fist fights. Lance speaks out about the importance of operating from a place of love. We talk about the current state of the country. Mischa brings bones facts that will blow your skeleton and Lance motivates people to educate thy neighbor. This is episode fourteen.

    Buy Cotton | Modest Mouse. Road Bullies. Disney's Mulan.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 54:26


    Lance is in a minor car accident at the mercy of a "road rager".  Mischa asks Lance if he'd upload. They chat about Lance's recent Modest Mouse concert in Seattle. Mischa drops some depressing facts about Disney and their new Mulan movie. This is the jet lagged episode. Episode thirteen.

    Protect Your Feet | Gypsies. Cowboys. Paula Cole.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 87:27


    Lance talks about his respect for Gypsies and his days of thievery. Mischa uncovers the truth behind what really happened to musician Paula Cole. They discuss cowboys and Lance inspires listeners to protect their feet. This is episode twelve. 

    Strap Your Caps | Couple's Massage. Public Masturbation. Embryology.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 71:50


    Lance and Mischa get a couples massage and it doesn't go well for one of them. Lance talks about masturbating in public when he was a kid. Mischa brings a bunch of embryology knowledge and Lance urges listeners to strap on their hubcaps. This is episode eleven.

    Plug It Up | Holotropic Breathwork. Immersive Van Gogh. Edith Piaf.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 91:43


    Lance talks about Stanislav Grof and his holotropic breathwork experience. Lance and Mischa go to the Vincent Van Gogh Immersive Experience. Mischa brings French facts about Edith Piaf and Lance tries to motivate people to plug it up. This is episode ten.

    Buy the Ticket | Baby. Twitter. Tuberculosis.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 77:21


    Mischa wants to have a baby. Lance goes on Twitter for the first time in years. We learn about tuberculosis and Lance urges listeners to buy the ticket. This is episode nine.

    Keep Moving | Delta. School Sex. Ayurveda.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 65:45


    Lance's celebrity golf event gets cancelled. Mischa is going back to school. We talk about a horny college teacher,  Ayurveda and how you have to keep moving. This is episode eight.  

    Laying The Pipe with an American Plumber | Drano. Bear Spray. Svalbard.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 96:44


    Lance and Mischa sit down with their first guest, American plumber Bryon McMurtrey. Bryon has been a professional plumber for over 20 years and is a part of the Seattle Plumers Union. We learn about p-traps, the scoop on Drano, bear spray and more! Mischa also drops facts on Svalbard, while Lance tries to motivate listeners with bike chains. This is episode seven.

    Bring Change | Diabetes. Kratom. North Korea.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 89:57


    Lance fears he has diabetes. Mischa brings some depressing North Korea facts. We talk about Kratom and how it's always important to bring change. This is episode six.

    Roll The Dice | Rooster. Wedding. Bali.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 87:56


    Lance is worked up over their new neighbor that is a rooster. We talk about the wedding. Mischa tries to teach Lance about Bali and we learn sometimes you need to just roll the dice on life. This is episode five.

    Wear That Belt | Racoons. Mudras. Spokane.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 68:30


    Lance talks about rapey racoons. Mischa teaches different mudras. They discuss their upcoming road trip to Spokane where they'll be having the wedding and how important suspenders can be. This is episode four.

    Cap Your Needles | Mushrooms. Slack-Line. Dolphins.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 57:08


    Lance takes mushrooms and dies. Mischa talks about a provocative dolphin and we learn to not let life poke your inner child. This is episode three.

    Life Is A Package | Mettle. Grandmother. WW1.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 46:23


    Lance's mental health takes a toll. Mischa drops WW1 bombs. They call Lance's Grandmother for podcast help and learn how to package yourself properly. This is episode two.

    Love Is Invisible | Rash. Squirrel. Trees.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 69:21


    Lance is rash free. Mischa talks about their new pet. We learn cool stuff about trees and that it's okay to ask a stranger for love. This is episode one.

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