If I May

Remember when flip phones were cool? Or that summer (or ten) growing up you spent at camp? We do! The boys return from their adventures home and remembered they had a podcast to record. We hope you remember to subscribe, comment, and share the If I May podcast! Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Ever notice how there seems to be too many idiots posting videos on Youtube these days? That's why we are taking our podcast off Youtube for the foreseeable future. Actually, that's not the reason, but we are still switching away from posting podcast episodes on Youtube. Hopefully this will give us an opportunity to put more video content on the channel. You can still find us on major podcasting apps such as Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, and more! Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Now that Game of Thrones is finished, so is our coverage of it. Which means that we can get back to jam packing more antics (like as top 5 lists) into each episode. And boy were we at it again! This week we cover everything from sliding down mountains on butts to epic light saber battles to hitting the ball less than two feet on a golf course. And of course, being Wisconsinites, we had to cover the best way to eat a cheese curd. All that an more in our 50th(!!!) episode of If I May. We hope you enjoy! Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

No shame was given this episode. The boys tell all as we go through some of our (least) finest moments of college. From showing up to class in embarrassing clothing to Nick’s receding hairline, everything is on the table. Speaking of embarrassing, we play a game that ends up being a little embarrassing for one of us… --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Now that the hype for Avengers: Endgame and Season 8 of Game of Thrones has wrapped up, we are already on to the next thing. Also, did you know that at one point Dylan was almost went pro in Rainbow 6? Stick around to hear what we’ve already decided were some of the big things from the recent past. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Take a bow! Or was it go to the bow? Or did we want to grab a bough? This week we discuss homonyms and wood working which would work well if it wasn’t all so confusing. Speaking of confusing, we are also confused at what happened with the Kentucky Derby and GoT. Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Caution!!! If you don't want to be spoiled by what happens this episode please stop reading now.............. Still here? We talk about high flying adventure for the ultimate honeymoon experience. Spoiler: you'll probably survive whatever you choose! Spoilers are abound at the end of our episode as we discuss two of the most epic film moments of 2019. If you don't want to be spoiled for the Battle of Winterfell or Avengers: End Game, we suggest leaving early either of the following time stamps: GoT- 0:38:17 Avengers: 1:08:23 Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Your left, your left, right, left! We dive into some deeper topics this week such as homelessness and mandatory military service. Speaking of mandatory military service, that would be helpful if we ever did have to face the Night King. Stick around to the end of the episode for some GoT season 8 review! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

This is the episode we review things we have been up to. We would also appreciate if you would send us a review below. Thanks! Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Welcome to our EXCLUSIVE episode where we discuss EXCLUSIVE things. Did you know Borderlands 3 going to be EXCLUSIVELY on the Epic Games store? Or that the upcoming season of Game of Thrones is EXCLUSIVELY on HBO? Well if you want to hear our takes on all this EXCLUSIVITY than you can EXCLUSIVELY hear it here, on the latest episode of If I May! Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Gotcha! It’s not actually April Fools the day you are listening to this. That’s not going to stop us from discussing some of our favorite pranks! Oh and we discuss of the new PT changes. If they’re a prank, it’s certainly not a funny one... Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Everyone likes a good slice of cheese in the face. Or is it the mouth? Is it something similar to how cities are being eaten in the movies these days? Or were was all this talk of cheese coming from something else that is gold... Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

March has finally hit us and things get wild! The NCAA tournament has Nick stoked, even if Kyle thinks the tournament is wacky. Brent thinks that relying on the "cloud" might be crazy. And group doesn't understand the madness behind most movie sequels. Also covered: Racing pigeons and doping. Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

We'd be rich! We also welcome Dylan (from Episode 13) to the podcast as our new fourth host. Also covered: World problems, Ford Trucks, and aliens Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Like, actual wood. As in wood working. What did you thinking we were talking about? Also, if you listen to the episode you may join us in believing that the phrase, "what's in your wallet" should actually be, "what's your wallet?" It may time that we "band" together and ditch traditional wallets for good! Also covered: Doggy updates, the concepts of flow and clutch, and revisiting favorite series. Also, there is some link I was supposed to put in the description. Kyle promised that, not me. So if you can't find whatever we were talking about, blame him! Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

By two teachers! The Zarubust crew is joined by two special guests who gives us the inside scoop of what really happens in the teachers' lounge. Actually, we didn't think to ask that, which was our bad. We did, however, get to hear some pretty funny school stories because sometimes, kids say the darndest things! Also covered: Favorite appliances, large car pileups, and gardening. Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

The two hottest games on the market but only one can win! Listen to find out the definitive victor. The answer will shock you! Also covered: Carnivorious rabbits, the future of football, and the brutal reality of college athletics Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

This episode will forever be known as the episode that debuted Zarubust or Zaruplus, a segment where we review things with either a plus or a bust. While our first go at it may have been a Zarubust, we definitely have to give this episode a huge Zaruplus! Also covered: Sport freaks, panda enclosures, robots, and record snows. Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Free shipping with promo code: FREESHIPZ Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Marble races are the best way to bring friends together, or split them apart. What makes a video go viral? Is it just chance or is there another reason? Either way, our old camp songs and skits are taking off on Youtube. BTW... Anyone know any good cow jokes or puns? Jelle's Marble Runs Free Shipping on Merch Promo Code: FREESHIPZ Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Or is it? The Super Bowl kicks off in a few days and with it, the greatest entertainment in sports: Super Bowl ads. The guys dream up their perfect ad campaign which may or may not involve If I May action figures... Also covered: African bullet trains, top burger chains, comedians, and an emotional support alligator. Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Tip #1: Bath bombs. We’d share the other tips but we were too busy laughing to catch them. Also covered: Game of Thrones, work parties, wolf moons, and a “wet suit“. Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

The boys are back after the new year with a fresh cool episode. So cold that they go curling, except for Kyle. They discuss some crafty New Year's resolutions as well as how the Japanese drug lords are now in a drone battle with the local law enforcement. Website: zarubust.com Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

As we are gearing towards starting up season 3 of If I May, we wanted to give you some insight on to how things all began. Come see how far we have come with this previously unreleased pilot episode of If I May! zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

With 2018 wrapping up, we thought we would revisit some of our favorite moments from our first year of podcasting. This recap brings up some good memories and has us excited for what is still to come in the upcoming year! If you are new to the podcast, this is a perfect opportunity to get a taste of what If I May is all about. We hope to see everyone back again in 2019! zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Now that Kyle has ascended to being a “Colorado skier" the guys reminisce about their favorite skiing stories that they may or may not remember. Come hear about the infamous cheese curd catch, the best place to drink a beer, and a rousing game of ski tag. Also, turns out that Christmas comes early for one special member of the crew! zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

With the news that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is off the radio, the guys are ready to go to battle for what they believe is an innocent song. Nick has a business idea loaded up that he is itching to pull the trigger on. Brent throws out some ideas, such as the Universal Food theory, that is sure to trigger somebody's imagination. Speaking of food, did you know Kyle thinks he's better at critiquing gnocchi than critics are? zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Fans rejoice as the Packers decided that they needed some space from former coach Mike McCarthy. Kyle shows off his space rocket which he had been holding out on us. Nick seems to have spaced out on events about his past. Join us for the latest (Space) jammed episode of If I May! zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

After the long holiday break, the gang is finally reunited. Come hear about Nick's early Christmas and how it resulted in Brent gutting a deer. Meanwhile, Kyle saved Thanksgiving. Come catch up with your favorite podcasters who, unlike the Packers, are better then ever! zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

This week, as Brent and Nick are in the woods, Kyle has his two brothers Kody and Kollen come on the show to fill in. They talk about camp stories where they get into all sorts of shenanigans. News to Kyle and Kollen (and likely their mother as well who listens to this podcast), Kody apparently decided that after someone refused to do his dare, he just said screw it and did it himself. zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Nick is growing up so fast with his motorcycle that he needs to watch NASCAR and be the orca instead of the penguin. What does it even mean? Listen to this week’s podcast to not hear Brent talk about anything election related. Also, do you need to pee after brushing your teeth? zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Twas the night before Halloween, Time for a Ty Montgomery roast. The Bucks are playing spooky, And so is Nick's dog Ghost. The robots of Boulder are doing their best And to find out what we talk about, Please listen to the rest! zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

What would you do if you have 10 teleports to use for the rest of your life? Brent is not the best with a teleprompter, Kyle is now rocking dual monitors, and Nick has a couple stupid human tricks. The fellas also discuss some great past college halloween times. zarubust.com Graphics by hollynorine.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Zarubust has a new logo. While we only briefly mention it this episode, it really has us HYPED! We also discuss the good week of sports and throwing cake. But did we mention that we got a NEW logo? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Welcome to Season 2. You may not have thought that If I May could get any better but we are now coming to you live in High Definition! We are now on producing this podcast with video, which you can find on our YouTube channel. Not only can you now see our lovely faces, but in this special episode, you get to meet our pets! Listen as we give away the secrets to Ticket to Ride success and car buying tips All that and more on If I May, season 2. Stayed tuned because more is in store! Zarubust Youtube Channel: https://goo.gl/5bZFpQ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

You have never heard the three little pigs story like this before. Benefits of investing vs paying off loans. Also, come learn how to beat box. Pretty ok episode this week, lol. zarubust.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

It’s Nick’s birthday! We celebrate by discussing everything from the Big Bang to retail stores. But most importantly we discuss our dream guest and have a message we want to share with him: "Mr. Dafoe, if you are out there please know that you have an open invitation to join us on this podcast!" --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

A fancy bottle of wine. A first class experience. A sailboat ride. This week, the If I May crew has gotten a taste of high class life and are ready to share their adventures with you. So kick back, grab some champagne, and enjoy an experience in the limousine of the podcast world. Also, during the recording of this week's episode the Browns won! Coincidence? We think not. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

You may think that we thought of a great description for this episode. In fact, this is written like it is a great description of an episode. Now, at the end of this, think back to what you know about this episode: nothing. Give this episode a listen to find out what we’ve been up to! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

For our sixteenth episode, we transport back to when we were sixteen, with a little angst to boot! Come reminisce with us down memory lane, where we chat about some of our adventures through high school. Then keep following us further down the road, where we look at the ancient cultures of our parents and the contributions they made in history. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

As they say, it only takes 2-3 seconds of courage to make a decision that could change your life forever. So, take a few seconds, take the dive, and give this episode a listen. Who knows how it could change your life for the better? Episode Correction: The phrase we discuss was originally from We Bought a Zoo, not How I Met Your Mother. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

As a Texas great once sang, "These boots are made for walking." Another Texas great, George W. Bush, followed that up with, "Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called walking." This week are coming to you from Texas (partly) so, based off the transitive property, please pardon our swagger. After all, everything is bigger in Texas (is it?)! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

As the saying goes, "when the going gets tough, the tough get creative." With our backs against the wall, we turned out to an old friend from the Army. What resulted was If I May history: our first guests! Come learn about what life is like in the military including an inside perspective on what it is like to go through boot camp. And also, WHALES! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Revisiting an old game. Unlocking your natural instinct as you enter a new surrounding. New technology being unveiled. First experiences make up the fabric of the human condition. We explore the impact of firsts on our life as we look back on our pasts and forward to the future! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Good surprise: Finding a secret room in your house. Bad surprise: Finding out you have a season-ending ACL injury. We also find that the verdict on what kind of surprise aliens and 3d printed guns are is still up in the air (space?). Give this episode a listen, we think you will be pleasantly surprised! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

While trying to live our best lives, we discover that being naked may be one of the keys to doing so. This episode is dedicated to moms. Looking back, we may have wanted to have chose a different episode to do this... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Nick is literally crawling in gutters. Kyle is off to New York where he’s gonna get dirty. And Brent’s hype for Prime Day went completely down the drain... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Tim the Tool Man Taylor never bothered with love languages. But Nick the Modern Tool Man has! Though it isn’t clear if Nick is actually building stuff or just buying it on Amazon... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Happy 4th of July! Aren’t things just great? Are they? The guys discuss if America is all that it is cracked up to be these days. You know, the whole streets of gold thing and all that. They also discuss what they want to see built in Minecraft. The lesson learned in all of this? People may have too much time on their hands… --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

Kyle is back in America and the crew ponders why you need a coaster for your cup. Speaking of cups, Germany is not moving on to the final 16? Are high expectations bad and what would be your last meal on death row? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

He’s on a boat and… That’s right, we are coming to you from a Mediterranean cruise! Well, just Kyle (the lucky dog!), but nevertheless, zarubust has officially gone international. Come hear about Kyle’s thoughts on Italy and Greece as the guys delve deeply into city planning. Because who knows where a Super Target may be hiding! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support

As we reach the fourth episode of If I May, it is only right that we dedicate this podcast to the quintessential number four, the legend himself, Brett Favre. And just as Brett continually raised the bar to created history, this episode creates what we can only assume to be podcast history. It’s a momentous occasion and makes this episode worth the listen! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zarubust/support