We take college football very seriously (LOL NO). Tune in and you'll find out nothing you need to know about players or teams. We're only in it for the lulz but an occasional fact might slip out.
The Illegal Touching squad presents the first ever Hairsman Trophy, the most prestigious and coveted award in sports history. Also the Heisman if anyone cares about that, and a brief look towards the postseason.
The Squad recaps Championship week of the 2019 CFB Season and previews the Playoffs (?!) and Bowl matchups.
A beaten down squad recaps the painful (or joyful for the rest of the country) events of the Iron Bowl, the glory that was the Egg Bowl, and a rundown of the extracurricular activities happening in college football.
Laura and John do it live without guard rails, discussing near-misses in Penn State/Ohio State, Georgia/Texas A&M, and Oklahoma/TCU. And, of course, much delight in the folly of the Oregon Ducks.
The team pours one out for Tua but manages to have some fun with the rest of the slate from Week 12. Georgia escapes a technically functional Auburn offense, Oklahoma pulls off the impossible against Baylor, with Oregon and Utah reminding us that hey, the PAC-12 still exists!
The Illegal Touching crew recaps Week 11 of the college football season, including the death of Alabama beneath the jowls of the LSU Tigers , P.J. Fleck's boat-rowing, and Ohio State committing murder on national television.
Friend of the pod "Pop" Werner Herzog stops by to deliver the naked truth about the bleakness of week 10. The full crew is back once again and the Cocktail Party aka Florida Georgia Line gets a microscope. We dig into some of the other fun to be had despite the weak slate and hey y'all...Oregon wants a playoff spot!
A real late hit, this drop. Sorry about that, but enjoy the whole crew this time talking up Oklahoma Oklahoma-ing against Kansas State and all the games from the week, including ones called by obviously defective synths.
The full squad returns to discuss the action from Week 9 of College Football with the usual laser insight lined with golden comedy. Topics include the game highlights, Oklahoma Schooner Crash mascot uprisings, LSU Joe Burrow's bare-ass, Les Miles successful go-for-the-win-but-still-lose 2-pt conversion, and the lost episode in which our podcast hosts visited College Station to for a cultural experience when Alabama took on Texas A&M last week. We also shame the #NoFunConference refs for penalizing a late-game danceoff between Georgia Southern and Coastal Carolina.
The full lineup is back to review a mediocre slate of games from this last weekend. We discuss a bunch of teams that look really good right now and what could have been with North Carolina nearly taking down Clemson. We also talk Heisman and Hairsman races, it's shaping up to be quite a season.
The Illegal Touching crew discusses an exciting Week 4, including the extremely hyped Notre Dame-Georgia matchup, Michigan's embarrassment, and the return of the Gus Bus which is in full gear. Many laughs are had team's expenses, with some praise sprinkled in, as well as a rare "We were kind of wrong" issued to a certain Pac-12 coach. If all that doesn't lure you in, we also discuss UAB's attempts to get a live Komodo Dragon as their mascot at local games and subsequent discovery why it's "not as good of an idea" as previously thought.
Buncha bros. Sittin' around on Saturdays. Watching college football. What comes next? ...Pizza Rolls. It's This American Life. Wait actually it's the Illegal Touching College Football podcast! The most insightful hilarious take on college football there is.
What a week! Michigan and FSU down to the wire against chump teams, Tennessee in a heap of ashes, and LSU looks strong as hell. We had a big ol' time watching and recording this week. But we did not receive a turnover pencil, so definitely could have been better.
It's ALL THE WAY back, baby! A bunch of college football teams lost games they shouldn't and we are absolutely here for it. The full crew is here for this one as we discuss the hottest coifs on the field and reluctantly acknowledge that Wyoming exists. Mack Brown shows us what he got: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiFSPfpl6Ds
WOO! Bama totally won the 2018 season and NOBODY REMEMBERS NOTHIN' DIFFERENT. College football begins in less than 48 damn hours! Touchpod skeleton crew tries to function in the new podcast studio without Stuenkel bringing facts to the party. We're breaking down some of the off-season and the pre-season. Rankings get ranked and beers get dranked.
Bama turning Georgia's dream's to ash. Clemson's cakewalk over Pitt to the big dance. Oklahoma gets Red River Redeemed over Texas. UAB finishes with 10 wins! All the championships you can stand and SOMEHOW absolutely no discussion of the absolutely historic Iowa State/Drake game? Crazy. Cancel the whole PAC-12. It really jumped the shark. This episode was recorded before the news about Urban Meyer's departure so with that revelation the pod would like to say "so long, jackass" https://fuckurbanmeyer.com https://byebye.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod
Hate week in review. Ben fights the plague to join us and talk about how he hates overtime. We discuss alternate (and even stupider) overtime schemes. Adam discusses...the implication…of playoff selections! Florida State bowl streak is toast and North Carolina celebrates RETURN OF THE MACK. http://selfown.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod
Touching (!!) on all the topics in college football this week. It's the playoff speculation spectacular! You want the stats overload from that Maryland/Ohio State game? We got that on tap. Big 12 insanity from West Virginia at Maryland. We even get on about Mike Leach's preferred fast food items/playoff hopes (none) and Les Miles to Kansas. We also have some crap about Alabama vs. The Citadel for reasons. http://trashheap.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod
John returns to talk about more UAB bullshit than Ben can withstand. The touchers discuss a terrible Bama tradition and zillion yard Bedlam. More discussion of coach’s follicles than you would think or maybe want. http://itneverends.fuckosu.com Mike Leach mascot interview https://twitter.com/SWXFemi/status/1059617822068760576 Mike Leach mustache https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtb1Eqolhzw Arkansas gif https://twitter.com/ESPNCFB/status/1061449246812131329 Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod
John was ejected for targeting and then beat up by Kathy Bates or some such shit, so the team carries on in his stead with Brown Shirt Graduate Transfer, Nathan. Discussion includes the Dabo Killing Fields and the deliciousness content of various horrorfoods. There is a notable lack of UAB stats for which they will all pay. Dearly. Editors note: it’s 15 (!) biscuits for $12. Go back back back. http://sponsored.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod
WE BACK. Explanations and excuse-making for our absence within. Ben was out so we made it work on special teams. We played fast and loose with this one but still let some facts slip in there. http://lol.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod
PEW PEW Red River! The touchers have way more real, actual facts this week for some reason as they break down all the action from week 6. All discussion of historical sodomy laws has been cut from this broadcast for reasons known only to Coach Ben Scott and the sea. http://whitehousenudes.fuckosu.com Sneaky-ass Mike Leach: https://youtu.be/EUy1wFhIvWs Kiffin Family Values: https://bit.ly/2yqenVL Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod
Kristi subs in for Dan at free safetydance this week. Discussion of obvious playoff contenders and those of dubious value. Critical analysis of UNC Charlotte you simply can't miss. And the gang all get hungry for Jersey Mikes. http://faq.fuckosu.com Facebook Group: https://bit.ly/2O07bu6 Twitter: @podcastillegal Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/touchpod Blankship extra point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJMDCtVTys Oh man the future! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-FgEyOV7bQ
Coach Ben Scott discusses his current legal trouble and the secrets of his success. Don't miss his picks from this weekend's lineup.
Critical analysis about just how bad Arkansas is and some for really-reals about breakfast sausage. Takes so hot they dumped gatorade all over 'em.
The crew openly mocks all programs including their own home teams in the premier episode. Nothing is learned and we all get dumber.
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