Lockdown Film Club

All bang-average things must come to an end.  With Lockdown ending, so must Lockdown Film Club.    For this, our last ever episode, we got together around a table weighed down with delicious food at Maray, one of Liverpool's finest restaurants, to review The Mauritanian (Prime).  The film's heavy subject matter (Guantanamo Bay, detention without charge, torture etc etc) didn't stop us from having a splendid time.  Cheers!  (raises AF beer bottle)

This week we review Oscar bait Sound Of Metal (Prime) starring Riz Ahmed and Paul Raci.  Next week's film is The Mauritanian (Prime).

This week we review Into The Wild (Netflix), directed by Sean Penn and starring Emile Hirsch.   Listen to find out what we thought of it.   Also listen out for  our frank discussion about taking a break from alcohol.     Our next film will be Sound Of Metal (Prime).

In this episode, recorded around the fire pit in Shannon's back garden, we review American History X (Netflix).  Listen to find out what we made of it.Our next film is Into The Wild (Netflix).Cheers!

This week we review cult classic Fight Club (Prime), starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton - like you didn't already know.   Listen to hear what we thought of it.  SPOILER ALERT: It's our new favourite film.  Next week's film is TBC.  Check out @lockdownfclub on Twitter for updates.Cheers!

No less than 14 lads turned up for what Dave had hoped would be the last ever meeting of Lockdown Film Club.  Listen to the pod to hear how  Shannon and the others talked him out of it.  After that, they reviewed the new Borat movie.  Reviews were mixed...  The next film will be Fight Club (Prime).Cheers!

This week we review the brand new Netflix Original The White Tiger.  Tune in to hear what we made of it.Seen the film?  What did you think?  Tweet us @lockdownfclub.Next week's film is Donnie Brasco (Netflix).Cheers!

This week we take a trip down memory lane to review the seminal Uncle Buck (Netflix) starring the late, great John 'Nose' Candy.  We also reflect upon some of the great 80s movies, none of which  Harry  the millennial  has seen.   Next week's film is White Tiger (Netflix).  Tweet us your review @lockdownfclubCheers!

This week we review Guy Ritchie's crime caper Snatch (Netflix).  It's twenty years old, bloody hell! Listen to find out whether we reckon it has stood the test of time and, more importantly, whether it's better than Lock Stock...Next week's film is Uncle Buck (Netflix).

In this week's pod we review Dark Waters (Prime) starring Mark G. Ruffalo and the very tall Tim Robbins.   Next week's film is Dunkirk.Tweet us @lockdownfclub

We kick off Season 2 by reviewing Netflix's latest offering Mank, starring Gary Oldman and Amanda Seyfried.  We were joined by two new members, Danny Blair and Ant Chow, who both made impressive debuts.  The film was less impressive... Listen to the pod to find out more.  Also tune in for some riveting chat about non stick cookware.  What did you think of the film?  Tweet us @lockdownfclubNext week's film is Dark Waters (Prime)

This week we review the quintessential Christmas film 'It's A Wonderful Life'.  Reviews were universally high, although Dave doubted its credentials as an Xmas movie.  This episode was recorded in a restaurant in Liverpool, so the sound quality isn't great, unfortunately.  The banter is first class though.Our next film is Mank (Netflix).Cheers and Merry Christmas.  See you in 2021 x

In this week's podcast we review Clint Eastwood's The 15:17 To Paris (Netflix).  SPOILER ALERT: The film is a total dud and is officially our least favourite to date.  Sorry, Mr Eastwood.   You are a legend though.   Next week's film is It's A Wonderful Life.  Cheers!  

After his life is saved by a rogue Iraqi squadron, a young police officer joins them in their fight against ISIS in a decimated Mosul.  In this week's episode we review Mosul, a gritty Netflix original depicting the war on terror.  Shannon couldn't fault the film and gave it an unprecedented 10/10.  The rest of us were more discerning.  What did you think?  Tweet us at @lockdownfclub.Next week's film is The 15:17 to Paris (Netflix).Cheers!

In this week's podcast we review mobster/ coming of age film A Bronx Tale (Prime), directed by Robert De Niro.   Most of the guys rated this very highly.  Only Dave disagreed.  Next week's film is District 9 (Prime), described by somebody as a film about "Scouse aliens in South Africa".  Sounds great. Cheers!

In this week's pod, Dan accidentally invites everyone to his wedding reception and Jay drinks rosé "with a hint of jasmine".   Oh, and we review Best Picture Oscar winner Parasite (Prime).  Next week we review A Bronx Tale (Prime), which stars and was directed by Robert De Niro.Tweet us your thoughts @lockdownfclubCheers!

In this week's podcast we review Sam Mendes' WW1 film 1917 (Prime).   Mr Mendes has smashed it out of the park - this is our favourite film to date.   Listen to the pod for some  insights that the critics might have missed.  And also for this poem, read so eloquently by Harry:The pain has stopped, For I am dead.But in a hundred years from now,I'll still be twenty one.My brief, sweet life is over, My eyes no longer see.No summer walks, No Christmas trees,No pretty girls for me.I've got the chop, I've had it.My nightly ops are done.Yet in another hundred yearsI'll still be twenty one.We shall remember them.  

In this week's podcast we review Calm With Horses (Netflix).  With one exception, the film was well regarded.  Next week's film is 1917 (Prime).Cheers!

In this week's pod we review and mostly pan Midsommar (Prime).  Is it a horror?  A psychological thriller?  A black comedy?  A fairy tale?  A very slow porno?  A 5 star movie?  Apparently so.  Yes, really.  Next week's film is Calm With Horses (Netflix).  It's Dave's last chance. Cheers!

In this week's pod we review Netflix's latest Oscar bait, The Trial of the Chicago 7.  In short, we loved it.  Everyone except Matt, that is.  It is our joint highest-scoring film to date.  Aaron Sorkin will be thrilled.To mark Hallowe'en, next week's film is Midsommar (Prime).Cheers!

In this week's pod we review First Man (Netflix), the Neil Armstrong biopic starring Ryan Gosling.  Listen to find out what we made of it.   Highlights:- Dan compares astronauts to Uber drivers- Conspiracy theorist Matt keeps bringing the conversation back to whether the moon  landing really took place- Ryan Gosling impersonator and super fan Paul is pained to admit that he disliked the film.  Don't worry, Paul, I don't think Ryan is listening.   - We discuss Ryan Gosling's back catalogue and recommend some hidden gems.  -  Dave seems to think that Faye, his wife, liked the film because of all the 'science and machines'.  And not because of Ryan Gosling.  Good one, Dave.- We take a trip down memory lane with a quiz based upon the first 10 films we reviewed in Lockdown Film Club.Next week's film is The Trial of the Chicago 7 (Netflix).  Cheers!

In this week's pod we review Guy Richie's latest offering The Gentlemen.  On the whole, we liked it.  But Guy might like to skip the middle section...  Highlights include:- Paul questions (Geordie) Charlie Hunnam's Geordie accent.- Amit submits an essay-like written review which makes very little sense.- Henry pans the film but curiously professes to love Lock Stock and Snatch.  Hmmmm.- Shannon likens to fight porn scene to The Powerpuff Girls, whoever they are.- Chris and Joe argue over the merits of the Kingsman films.-  Dave rants about the dangers of legalising cannabis.-  The lads recommend some top Netflix viewing, including: Challenger: The Final Flight (Henry), The Social Dilemma (Chris), Criminal - United Kingdom (Paul), Fargo (Shannon) and Knock Down The House (Chris).- Joe (acting experience: walk-on part in Year 6 school play) offers his services to Guy Richie.  He'll call you, Joe.  - Chris smashes the Lock Stock film quiz.  Henry, despite being on the Wikipedia page, scores nil points.Next week's film is First Man (Netfilx).  Ryan Gosling is in it so your missus will want to watch it too.Cheers!

We liked the Agatha Christie (Dave)/ Scooby Doo (Kieran)-esque whodunnit Knives Out.  It scored a very respectable 7.3 making it our third favourite film to date.  Lots of banter in this episode.  Next week's film is Guy Richie's The Gentlemen (Prime).  Cheers!

We absolutely panned this total dud, which isn't even a true story. FFS!  In addition: Harry correctly pronounced 'biopic'; Dave revealed his diversity credentials; and Shannon explained what orifice the critics used to praise this film.  Next week's film should be better - Knives Out (Prime).  See you then.  Cheers!  

We enjoyed this one! Everyone except Paul, that is.  And Amit.  It's a long one but be sure to listen to the end for Matt and Dave's terrible Al Pacino impressions and their accents, which are even worse.  Cheers!

We enjoyed panning this awful film over beers.  In addition:- Harry dissed Casio.  Bye bye Casio sponsorship.  But really, who wears a Casio?!- Shannon pretended he isn't a grumpy old man.-  Joe fell asleep.  During the film, not the pod.-  Dave likened Joseph Gordon Levitt to a potato.-  Shannon didn't get to do the quiz.- Henry misunderstood anatomy.-  Joe loved Brad Pitt.Next week's film is The Peanut Butter Falcon (Netflix)  Tweet us your reviews @lockdownfclub.  Not you, mum.  Cheers

In this week's film we review the Cohen Brothers' Oscar winner No Country For Old Men.  It scored very highly and might even have been our favourite film but for Zak's rating.  Nice one, Zak.  Highlights:- Shannon questions the pod's prospects of sponsorship - Amit obliterates the pod's prospects of sponsorship - Shannon makes an exception by watching a film he's already seen and enjoys it- Henry reveals his sole criteria for a film: Does it 'look nice'?- Amit discovers that cinemas have re-opened (we're all film buffs on this pod, honest)- Matt and Shannon go head to head in the quiz after everyone else f*cks off- Amit reveals his obsession with Tom Cruise (who, like Amit, just happens to be 5'2" in height)Join us next when we review Project Power (Netflix).  Tweet us your thoughts at @lockdownfclub.  And watch out for some changes...Cheers!

In this week's pod we review yet another child solider film, yippee!  Highlights include:-  Harry's upset tummy- Paul's excellent and profound review -  Zak reiterates the optimum length of a film (1 hour 30 mins, of course)- Harry reveals his alter ego as a staff writer for the Stoke Chronicle- Zak reveals Joanna's hairy armpit during his wonderfully personal member bio - love you mate xNext week's film is No Country For Old Men (Netfilx).  Why not watch, tweet us your review/ score @lockdownfclub and join us next week to see if we agree.Cheers!

In this week's pod we review the horror/ thriller/ sci-fi film A Quiet Place (Netflix).  Like all our favourite films, it divided us.  Highlights include:- Amit delivers a sales pitch for craft beer club Beer 52-  Joe enlightens our international audience about the bars of south Liverpool-  Dan expresses sympathy for children in need -  Joe informs Dave about his "very big features" (willy joke banter)- We wish honorary member James Bates a very happy birthday- Judge Henry explains the law to AmitNext week's film is Beasts Of No Nation (Netflix).  Why not watch, tweet us your review/ score @lockdownfclub and tune in next week to see if we agree.  Cheers!

In this week's pod we review The Pianist (Netflix) which was Harry's contingency film.  His first choice film, Spotlight, was equally cheery.  Harry needs to lighten up.  Highlights include:- Zak's blatant sales pitch for his mate's brand of chilli sauce- Paul harshly criticising an autobiographical film for being unrealistic- Dave's intelligent review (even if Dave does say so himself)  - The lads recommending some quality stuff on Netflix and Prime- Paul's fun quiz, which nobody wonNext week's film is A Quiet Place (Netflix).   Watch, tweet us your review @lockdownfclub and join us next week to see if we agree.  

In this week's pod we review Monos (Netflix), which Dave chose after reading Mark Kermode's glowing review.    Highlights include: -  Matt and Zak sabotaging Dave's plan to get rich through alcohol sponsorship -  Matt likening suburban Bolton to the Andes mountains - The group showing some surprising emotional intelligence - Harry pining for a 5 minute film of cumulonimbus clouds - Shannon and Dave confessing to their man date - Harry finally watching Fauda (Netflix) - and loving it.  (As Dave said he would). - Matty revealing his googling habits (attractive older women) - Paul admitting to wild and violent nocturnal habits Next week's film is Spotlight.  Why not watch, tweet us your review @lockdownfclub and join us next week to see if we agree with you.  Cheers!

In this week's pod we review Inception (Netflix).   Confusingly pointless or staggeringly brilliant?    Listen to find out what we made of it.  In addition:- The group ponders whether James Bond is A-list or B-list- Harry offers Leonardo Di Caprio some advice on building his CV-  Henry explains the concept of dubbing-  Dan recounts how his fiancée wasn't in the right mood to say hello to his little friend-  Kieran does a terrible impression of Mel Gibson doing a terrible impression of a Scotsman.Next week's film is Monos (Netflix). Why not watch, tweet us your review @lockdownfclub and tune in next week to see if we agree with you.  Cheers!

In this pod we review The Report (Prime Video), starring Adam Driver.  Highlights include:- Zak alienating our American listeners- Paul suggesting that Dave facilitates war crimes for a living- Matty taking over 3 minutes to decline to review the film- Dan and Chris recommending cool shows to watch on Netflix and Prime Video- Ant telling Dave about his man crush on Leo Di CaprioNext week's film is Inception (Netflix).  Why not watch, tweet us your review @lockdownfclub and tune in next week to see whether we agree with you.  Cheers!

Well this one split the crowd....  The reviews range from 2s to 9s.  What did you think?  Tweet us @lockdownfclub.  Cheers!

In our first pod we review the 2000 classic American Psycho, starring Welshman Christian Bale.  Who knew?!  Next week's film is Blinded By The Light, on Amazon Prime.  Why not watch it, review it and tweet us @lockdownfclub.  Show notes01:14 - Recap of our previous films02:25 - What we're drinking tonight04:12 - The cry-offs, their lame excuses and WhatsApp reviews07:24 - Amit's review09:08 - Joe C's review11:50 - Matt's review15:50 - Paul's review23:25 - Shannon's review29:35 - Ben's review34:52 - Dan's review39:30 - Henry's review43:00 - Dave's review46:48 - What the critics said47:14 - Next week's film (Blinded By The Light, Amazon Prime)48:00 - Films and series we recommend50:12 - Film quiz, hosted by Paul (SPOILER - Dave wins!)57:44 - Member bio no. 1 - Shannon