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A weekly Doctor Who podcast where we hope to introduce a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a dad who’s seen it before, and two sons who haven’t.

Noobs and the Whovian

Dallas, TX

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    • Oct 31, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 524 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Noobs and the Whovian

    204 The Power of the Doctor

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 143:19


    This is the one where the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the MasterDoctor have an adventure with ALL THE COMPANIONS and Thirteen doesn't say goodbye. The post 204 The Power of the Doctor appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    203.5 Best of Your Input

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 2:24


    We need your input for an upcoming show! Tune in to find out how you can help! The post 203.5 Best of Your Input appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    203 Classic Who Rewind: The Dalek Invasion of Earth

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 103:27


    This is the one where the most annoying Doctor and his most annoying companion fight their most annoying enemy. And we didn't have to bypass Watford. The post 203 Classic Who Rewind: The Dalek Invasion of Earth appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    202 – Legend of the Sea Devils

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 91:05


    This is the one where the Doctor and the fam have a “SwAsHbUcKlInG AdVeNtUrE.” And Dan can sword fight? The post 202 – Legend of the Sea Devils appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    201 The Best of Thirteen: Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 78:44


    This is the one where the Doctor and the fam get attacked by oversized scorpions that don't have brains. And guns bad! The post 201 The Best of Thirteen: Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    200 Alternate Universe – Daleks Invasion Earth 2150 A.D.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 84:53


    This is the one where the Daleks have a really dumb plan & Dr. Who has a worse one. And we'll have to bypass Watford! That place is crawling with Daleks. The post 200 Alternate Universe – Daleks Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    199.5 Can We Talk About the Best of Thirteen?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 11:41


    Peek behind the curtain as we discuss which episode to cover for the Best of Thirteen! The post 199.5 Can We Talk About the Best of Thirteen? appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    199 The Best of Twelve: The Zygon Invasion & The Zygon Inversion

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 70:45


    This is the one where Clara is not Clara, Lethbridge-Stewart is not NOT Lethbridge-Stewart and we all learn the true price of war. Except Lethbridge-Stewart. The post 199 The Best of Twelve: The Zygon Invasion & The Zygon Inversion appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    198 Timey Wimey #21 Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 65:00


    This is the one where Dwight attacks Lucius Malfoy and Lebron James' wife to try and steal the plans to the spore drive. Also space whales! The post 198 Timey Wimey #21 Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    198 - Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 65:00


    This is the one where Dwight attacks Lucius Malfoy and Lebron James' wife to try and steal the plans to the spore drive. Also space whales! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    Intimate Covenant Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 46:59


    Intimate Covenant Interview by Master Closet Studios

    197 Master Plan – The Curse of Fatal Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 67:37


    This is the one where the master gets stuck in the sewers for almost 1000 years. And the doctor dies 4 times in a few minutes. And those are etheric beam locators! The post 197 Master Plan – The Curse of Fatal Death appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    197 - The Curse of Fatal Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 67:36


    This is the one where the master gets stuck in the sewers for almost 1000 years. And the doctor dies 4 times in a few minutes. And those are etheric beam locators! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    196 The Best of Eleven: Vincent and the Doctor

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 59:42


    Live from Master Closet Studios, you're listening to the only podcast on the internet who's not crying, YOU'RE CRYING: It's the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I'm the Whovian and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we're the noobs!  This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation […] The post 196 The Best of Eleven: Vincent and the Doctor appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    196 The Best of Eleven - Vincent and the Doctor

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 59:41


    This is the one where the real villain was the demon inside us all, all along. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    195 Timey Wimey #20 Cause and Effect

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 93:39


    This is the one where they establish that Data could stack the deck so that it wasn't a surprise when he did. And there's a glass that has no effect on the plot. The post 195 Timey Wimey #20 Cause and Effect appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    195 - Timey Wimey 20 - Cause and Effect

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 93:39


    This is the one where they establish that Data could stack the deck so that it wasn't a surprise when he did. And there's a glass that has no effect on the plot. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    194 Master Plan – The Five Doctors

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 80:23


    This is the one where the Doctors fights himself, the master tries to help him, and the true villain was the timelord inside us all along. And Rassilon is a huge troll. The post 194 Master Plan – The Five Doctors appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    193.5 The Five Doctors Primer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 12:38


    This is the one where Jared gives us the low-down in preparation of the 20th anniversary special: The Five Doctors. The post 193.5 The Five Doctors Primer appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    NW 194 - The Master Plan, The Five Doctors

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 80:23


    This is the one where the Doctors fights himself, the master tries to help him, and the true villain was the timelord inside us all along. And Rassilon is a huge troll. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    The Five Doctors Primer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 12:38


    This is the one where Jared tells us everything we need to know about the Classic Who 20th Anniversary episode The Five Doctors.

    Evolved Marriage with Kate & Eric

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 48:11


    Evolved Marriage with Kate & Eric by Master Closet Studios

    193 The Best of Ten: Silence in the Library & Forest of the Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 75:54


    This is the one where we haven't met River Song yet. Also there's carnivorous shadows and existential horror. And River takes forever to say everybody lives. The post 193 The Best of Ten: Silence in the Library & Forest of the Dead appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    193 The Best of Ten - Silence in the Library and The Forest of the Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 75:53


    This is the one where we haven't met River Song yet. Also there's carnivorous shadows and existential horror. And River takes forever to say everybody lives. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    What to do When a Spouse Doesn't Find their Partner Attractive Anymore

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 23:18


    What to do When a Spouse Doesn't Find their Partner Attractive Anymore by Master Closet Studios

    192 Timey Wimey #19: Groundhog Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 102:09


    This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where it feels like we've done this before. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. The post 192 Timey Wimey #19: Groundhog Day appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    192 - Timey Wimey 19 - Groundhogs's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 102:08


    This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where it feels like we've done this before. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    191 – The Master Plan – The Keeper of Traken

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 69:44


    This is the one where the Doctor meets an all powerful chair god. And the master! The post 191 – The Master Plan – The Keeper of Traken appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    191 - The Master Plan - The Keeper of Traken

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 69:43


    This is the one where the Doctor meets an all powerful chair god. And the master! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    190 The Best of Nine: The Empty Child & The Doctor Dances

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 82:46


    This is the one where zombies take over London, we meet Captain Jack, Rose finally decides to break up with Micky, The Doctor Dances, and EVERYBODY LIVES. The post 190 The Best of Nine: The Empty Child & The Doctor Dances appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    190 - The Best of Nine: The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 82:46


    This is the one where zombies take over London, we meet Captain Jack, Rose finally decides to break up with Micky, The Doctor Dances, and EVERYBODY LIVES. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    189 Timey Wimey #18 – Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 60:25


    This is the one where Jake Gyllenhaal does a little bit of time travel but mostly does PARKOUR. The post 189 Timey Wimey #18 – Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    189 - Timey Wimey 18 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 60:25


    This is the one where Jake Gyllenhaal does a little bit of time travel but mostly does PARKOUR. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    Taking a Team Approach in Marriage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 16:55


    Taking a Team Approach in Marriage by Master Closet Studios

    188 The Master Plan – Logopolis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 102:02


    This is the one where the Doctor meets up with some big brains that are holding the universe together with thought and 20th-century computers. And the Doctor falls to his death. The post 188 The Master Plan – Logopolis appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    188 - Logopolis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 102:02


    This is the one where the Doctor meets up with some big brains that are holding the universe together with thought and 20th century computers. And the Doctor falls to his death. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    187 Eve of the Daleks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 107:28


    This is the one where the Doctor loses to the Daleks! Until she doesn't. Also Yaz and the Doctor might be a thing. The post 187 Eve of the Daleks appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    Why Flirting is Good For Your Marriage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 18:51


    Some people think flirting is only for young couples when they're dating. But flirting can be incredibly helpful in your marriage as well.

    187 - Eve of the Daleks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 107:27


    This is the one where the Doctor loses to the Daleks! Until she doesn't. Also Yaz and the Doctor might be a thing. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    186 Best of – A Christmas Carol

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 63:56


    This is the one where Doctor Who does A Wibbly Wobbly Christmas Carol. With SPACE SHARKS WoOoOoO. The post 186 Best of – A Christmas Carol appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    How Unmet Expectations Cause Problems in Marriage

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 25:13


    Unrealistic, unspoken, and unmet expectations can ruin just about any relationship. Today, we talk about how they impact the marriage relationship.

    186 Best Of Christmas Specials - A Christmas Carol

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 63:55


    This is the one where Doctor Who does A Wibbly Wobbly Christmas Carol. With SPACE SHARKS WoOoOoO. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    Struggles Couples Have Trying New Things in the Bedroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 22:17


    We get a lot of questions from couples that have one person who wants to try something new sexually in bed, and the other is reluctant.

    185 Timey Wimey 17 Christmas Do Over

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 50:58


    This is the one where Groundhog Day but BAD. The post 185 Timey Wimey 17 Christmas Do Over appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    185 - Timey Wimey #17 - Christmas Do-over

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2021 50:58


    This is the one where Groundhog Day but BAD. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    Explaining Non-sexual Touch to Your Spouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 20:18


    Does all physical touch have to lead to sex? Or do you sometimes crave non-sexual touch, but don't know how to communicate that to your spouse?

    184 The Vanquishers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 102:31


    This is the one where the doctors save what's left of the universe by not stopping the bad guys. And the companions do more to save the universe than the doctor.  The post 184 The Vanquishers appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    How To Handle Holiday Traditions As A Married Couple

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 23:10


    It's likely you and your spouse didn't have the same holiday traditions growing up. How do you handle that now that you're making new ones?

    184 - The Vanquishers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 102:30


    This is the one where the doctors save what's left of the universe by not stopping the bad guys. And the companions do more to save the universe than the doctor. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

    183 Survivors of the Flux

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 86:56


    This is the one where the Doctor talks a lot while the companions actually do some crap. The post 183 Survivors of the Flux appeared first on Noobs & the Whovian.

    183 - Survivors of the Flux

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 86:55


    This is the one where the Doctor talks a lot while the companions actually do some crap. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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