OMEN Investigations

Deep within the decimated Dragon Cloning Facility, our team of intrepid agents search for a way to get the dragons under control and a way to get off the island. Guided by a dead scientist's audio logs, the team learn more about what was going on behind the scenes on the island. In this episode, Koala gets high as a kite, Annabelle saves a life and Doctor Martin reminisces about Gorgon-led Detox Sessions. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers Dr. Steven Moclam: Andrew (The Beholder's Eye) O.M.E.N. Theme: Emma Wright

By popular demand we wanted to release the full 6+ hour directors cut of the OMEN Christmas Party Special. This is the complete Parts 1, 2 and 3 with no breaks... so make sure you've been to the bathroom before you start it! We'd like to thank everyone who took part in the Christmas Special and everyone who's supported Sean as he spent weeks editing it all together. It's been a labour of love, and hopefully you'll love it too. We're taking a brief month-ish break now to recover from all this work, and we'll be back in the new year with more Season Two shenanigans as Annabelle, Koala and Martin make their ways towards their final destinies... Have a great holiday!The OMEN Team Fundraising Efforts: As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a fundraiser which starts today. We are proud to be raising money for the Northern Virginia Family Service! The NVFS help more than 2,200 children and their families in Northern Virginia. They purchase toys and grocery store gift cards for families to use for holiday meals and basic necessities. After this hell of a year, we think it's super important to give some holiday joy to less well off kids. You can check out the OMEN Fundraiser here, please donate generously and let's make some people's holidays better: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/omen-investigations-podcast Join the official OMEN Discord here: https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu ----more---- Credits: Sean Oxspring as the DM Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cody Action Sam Silvers as Bethany Millicent & Nadine Winters Andrea Jorgensen as Santa Claus Rose Russell as Jacqueline Martell Sophie as Goldie the Mermaid Robin McFarland as John Bard Dea from Dice Out Now Game as Enid Blatherstock Ryan from Shrimp and Crits as Carl Wilbanks Catie from Shrimp and Crits as The Zeke Wilson Cap from Shrimp and Crits as Skeeter Marsh Ian from Shrimp and Crits as Chad Simmons Anna Webster as Zhenya Karankova Sunny as Shaze Wormwood Belry from Penance RPG as Jimmy Skinner Tom from Penance RPG as Sam the Mathematician Nikolai from Penance RPG as Dimitri the Dice Man Rowan from Penance RPG as Nana Rye Dragon from Penance RPG as The Unnamed Rogue Susie from Penance RPG as Cory Anders Alex as Steve from Marketing Brent from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Craig Smith Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Face Boy My Perfect Son Jason from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Richard “Mickey” Prickett Al Wyvern as Jared Jameston Keith Evans as Ian Turner Andrew from The Beholders Eye as Max Woodfellows Michelle from The Beholders Eye as Sandy Woodfellows Kari from The Beholders Eye as Karen Woodfellows Adam from The Beholders Eye as Floyd Woodfellows Ash from The Beholders Eye as Helda Hass-Woodfellows Farris from Goblets and Gays as Cecelia Gobletier Aubrey from Goblets and Gays as Cameron Gobletier Tick from Goblets and Gays as Piper Gobletier Kari as Tryn the Graduate Kailyn as Gnat Lad, Brother of Mothman Esra as Shanna Cassie from The Lovelycraftians as Darling Sade from The Lovelycraftians as Pocky Samantha from The Lovelycraftians as Egg RJ from Cosmopunk as Derek the Cleaner Dan from Cosmopunk as Xeromir the Broom Brad from The Fate of Isen OMEN Investigations Christmas Theme by Emma Wright

It's time for the finale of the Christmas Special and Santa's militant elves have caused significant damage to the facilities. The alert level is the highest that its been in at least a week and on every floor of Deep Storage OMEN field agents search for unseen threats that lurk in the dark. Happy endings are myths, as you will soon see, as you tune in and listen to Christmas Party Part Three... Fundraising Efforts: As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a fundraiser which starts today. We are proud to be raising money for the Northern Virginia Family Service! The NVFS help more than 2,200 children and their families in Northern Virginia. They purchase toys and grocery store gift cards for families to use for holiday meals and basic necessities. After this hell of a year, we think it's super important to give some holiday joy to less well off kids. You can check out the OMEN Fundraiser here, please donate generously and let's make some people's holidays better: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/omen-investigations-podcast Join the official OMEN Discord here: https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu ----more---- Credits: Sean Oxspring as the DM Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cody Action Sam Silvers as Bethany Millicent & Nadine Winters Andrea Jorgensen as Santa Claus Rose Russell as Jacqueline Martell Sophie as Goldie the Mermaid Robin McFarland as John Bard Dea from Dice Out Now Game as Enid Blatherstock Ryan from Shrimp and Crits as Carl Wilbanks Catie from Shrimp and Crits as The Zeke Wilson Cap from Shrimp and Crits as Skeeter Marsh Ian from Shrimp and Crits as Chad Simmons Anna Webster as Zhenya Karankova Sunny as Shaze Wormwood Belry from Penance RPG as Jimmy Skinner Tom from Penance RPG as Sam the Mathematician Nikolai from Penance RPG as Dimitri the Dice Man Rowan from Penance RPG as Nana Rye Dragon from Penance RPG as The Unnamed Rogue Susie from Penance RPG as Cory Anders Alex as Steve from Marketing Brent from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Craig Smith Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Face Boy My Perfect Son Jason from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Richard “Mickey” Prickett Al Wyvern as Jared Jameston Keith Evans as Ian Turner Andrew from The Beholders Eye as Max Woodfellows Michelle from The Beholders Eye as Sandy Woodfellows Kari from The Beholders Eye as Karen Woodfellows Adam from The Beholders Eye as Floyd Woodfellows Ash from The Beholders Eye as Helda Hass-Woodfellows Farris from Goblets and Gays as Cecelia Gobletier Aubrey from Goblets and Gays as Cameron Gobletier Tick from Goblets and Gays as Piper Gobletier Kari as Tryn the Graduate Kailyn as Gnat Lad, Brother of Mothman Esra as Shanna Cassie from The Lovelycraftians as Darling Sade from The Lovelycraftians as Pocky Samantha from The Lovelycraftians as Egg RJ from Cosmopunk as Derek the Cleaner Dan from Cosmopunk as Xeromir the Broom Brad from The Fate of Isen OMEN Investigations Christmas Theme by Emma Wright

Santa's evil elves run rampant through the OMEN Investigations Deep Storage facility. Monsters are unleashed, airlocks are broken and dangerous objects are unleashed on the staff working down there. The teams from the Christmas Party head down in the elevator towards their respective levels, armed with an AK-47 and their own wits. How will things work out for them? Pretty badly... probably. Fundraising Efforts: As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a fundraiser which starts today. We are proud to be raising money for the Northern Virginia Family Service! The NVFS help more than 2,200 children and their families in Northern Virginia. They purchase toys and grocery store gift cards for families to use for holiday meals and basic necessities. After this hell of a year, we think it's super important to give some holiday joy to less well off kids. You can check out the OMEN Fundraiser here, please donate generously and let's make some people's holidays better: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/omen-investigations-podcast Join the official OMEN Discord here: https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu ----more---- Credits: Sean Oxspring as the DM Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cody Action Sam Silvers as Bethany Millicent & Nadine Winters Andrea Jorgensen as Santa Claus Rose Russell as Jacqueline Martell Sophie as Goldie the Mermaid Robin McFarland as John Bard Dea from Dice Out Now Game as Enid Blatherstock Ryan from Shrimp and Crits as Carl Wilbanks Catie from Shrimp and Crits as The Zeke Wilson Cap from Shrimp and Crits as Skeeter Marsh Ian from Shrimp and Crits as Chad Simmons Anna Webster as Zhenya Karankova Sunny as Shaze Wormwood Belry from Penance RPG as Jimmy Skinner Tom from Penance RPG as Sam the Mathematician Nikolai from Penance RPG as Dimitri the Dice Man Rowan from Penance RPG as Nana Rye Dragon from Penance RPG as The Unnamed Rogue Susie from Penance RPG as Cory Anders Alex as Steve from Marketing Brent from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Craig Smith Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Face Boy My Perfect Son Jason from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Richard “Mickey” Prickett Al Wyvern as Jared Jameston Keith Evans as Ian Turner Andrew from The Beholders Eye as Max Woodfellows Michelle from The Beholders Eye as Sandy Woodfellows Kari from The Beholders Eye as Karen Woodfellows Adam from The Beholders Eye as Floyd Woodfellows Ash from The Beholders Eye as Helda Hass-Woodfellows Farris from Goblets and Gays as Cecelia Gobletier Aubrey from Goblets and Gays as Cameron Gobletier Tick from Goblets and Gays as Piper Gobletier Kari as Tryn the Graduate Kailyn as Gnat Lad, Brother of Mothman Esra as Shanna Cassie from The Lovelycraftians as Darling Sade from The Lovelycraftians as Pocky Samantha from The Lovelycraftians as Egg RJ from Cosmopunk as Derek the Cleaner Dan from Cosmopunk as Xeromir the Broom OMEN Investigations Christmas Theme by Emma Wright

It's time for the annual OMEN Christmas Party - a get together for all the agents left on site during the festive period. The bar is open and the buffet is too, so it's time to let your hair (or whatever hair-like equivalent you might have) down and enjoy yourselves! Fundraising Efforts: As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a fundraiser which starts today. We are proud to be raising money for the Northern Virginia Family Service! The NVFS help more than 2,200 children and their families in Northern Virginia. They purchase toys and grocery store gift cards for families to use for holiday meals and basic necessities. After this hell of a year, we think it's super important to give some holiday joy to less well off kids. You can check out the OMEN Fundraiser here, please donate generously and let's make some people's holidays better: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/omen-investigations-podcast Join the official OMEN Discord here: https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu ----more---- Credits: Sean Oxspring as the DM Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cody Action Sam Silvers as Bethany Millicent & Nadine Winters Andrea Jorgensen as Santa Claus Rose Russell as Jacqueline Martell Sophie as Goldie the Mermaid Robin McFarland as John Bard Dea from Dice Out Now Game as Enid Blatherstock Ryan from Shrimp and Crits as Carl Wilbanks Catie from Shrimp and Crits as The Zeke Wilson Cap from Shrimp and Crits as Skeeter Marsh Ian from Shrimp and Crits as Chad Simmons Anna Webster as Zhenya Karankova Sunny as Shaze Wormwood Belry from Penance RPG as Jimmy Skinner Tom from Penance RPG as Sam the Mathematician Nikolai from Penance RPG as Dimitri the Dice Man Rowan from Penance RPG as Nana Rye Dragon from Penance RPG as The Unnamed Rogue Susie from Penance RPG as Cory Anders Alex as Steve from Marketing Brent from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Craig Smith Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Face Boy My Perfect Son Jason from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Richard “Mickey” Prickett Al Wyvern as Jared Jameston Keith Evans as Ian Turner Andrew from The Beholders Eye as Max Woodfellows Michelle from The Beholders Eye as Sandy Woodfellows Kari from The Beholders Eye as Karen Woodfellows Adam from The Beholders Eye as Floyd Woodfellows Ash from The Beholders Eye as Helda Hass-Woodfellows Farris from Goblets and Gays as Cecelia Gobletier Aubrey from Goblets and Gays as Cameron Gobletier Tick from Goblets and Gays as Piper Gobletier Kari as Tryn the Graduate Kailyn as Gnat Lad, Brother of Mothman Esra as Shanna Cassie from The Lovelycraftians as Darling Sade from The Lovelycraftians as Pocky Samantha from The Lovelycraftians as Egg RJ from Cosmopunk as Derek the Cleaner Dan from Cosmopunk as Xeromir the Broom OMEN Investigations Christmas Theme by Emma Wright

As you might be aware from our Twitter and Discord, we’re not releasing normal episodes of the podcast for a few weeks while we work on the OMEN Christmas Party Special. It’s going to be one of the biggest roleplaying podcast events we’ve ever tried running, with almost forty player characters. Needless to say, its going to take some time and effort to edit - hence no normal episodes for a bit. As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a fundraiser which starts today. We are proud to be raising money for the Northern Virginia Family Service! The NVFS help more than 2,200 children and their families in Northern Virginia. They purchase toys and grocery store gift cards for families to use for holiday meals and basic necessities. After this hell of a year, we think it's super important to give some holiday joy to less well off kids. You can check out the OMEN Fundraiser here, please donate generously and let's make some people's holidays better: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/omen-investigations-podcast Join the official OMEN Discord here: https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu

The team make their way into the research labs deep in the cliffside of Fyre Island and find Doctor Moclam's old research. Unbeknownst to them there is something down there hunting them. Martin gains a new power, Annabelle does some investigation and Koala gets emasculated by a knife-carrying dog. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversDr. Steven Moclam: Andrew (The Beholder's Eye)O.M.E.N. Theme: Emma Wright

Koala and Annabelle discover a mysterious individual hidden in a snow drift on top of a mountain. The team regroup on the North East section of the island and head towards Moclam's Cloning Labs. Koala desperately tries to frame an elderly man, Martin exposes a magical secret and Annabelle is the only one to make it down safely. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Emma Wright

A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktacular! This year the lovely Andi is DMing a one-shot mission to the snowy tundra of northern Sweden. A decade long magical contract has been violated, and now a troll is on its way to destroy the city of Gävle. Will this team of misfits be able to save the day, or will the troll fulfil its duty to Krampus?Dungeon Master: Andrea JörgensenStuart Walker: Sean OxspringChristine Winters: Samantha SilversCody Action: Nelson Xalavier JuniorMinerva Urso: Cassie from The LovelycraftiansO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex EskesSwedish Folk Song (Till Far): Isaac SchutzMinerva's Solo (Fröken Agnes): Agnes Högberg

After leaving the relative safety of Opal's exhibit, the team make their way up the treacherous, icy mountain in the centre of Fyre Island. Will the team survive the peak, or end up as the frozen lunch of a hungry ice dragon? In this episode of OMEN, Koala becomes an egg, Martin meets one of his favourite authors and Annabelle makes a dragon disappear.Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Emma Wright

The team leave the safety of the Fyre Island emergency bunker and head out into the burnt out theme park in search of rescue. Koala continues to harass a goblin, Martin uses his remote and Annabelle finally gets to say "Hello."Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversOpal: Cassie from The LovelycraftiansO.M.E.N. Theme: Emma WrightAnnabelle's Lullaby: Sean Oxspring

Sean's still not feeling well at the moment (he's got the plague) so in penance, he's uploading some behind-the-scenes footage from the pre-season character porting sessions he did with the players. Over the next few weeks, you'll be able to hear what went on when we moved our characters from one system to another, the trails and tribulations involved, and maybe gets some laughs along the way! We'll be back to our scheduled show soon, we just need some time to recover from the illness, in the mean time, consider joining the OMEN discord here: https://discord.gg/H8644Fb

Sean's still not feeling well at the moment (he's got the plague) so in penance, he's uploading some behind-the-scenes footage from the pre-season character porting sessions he did with the players. Over the next few weeks, you'll be able to hear what went on when we moved our characters from one system to another, the trails and tribulations involved, and maybe gets some laughs along the way! We'll be back to our scheduled show soon, we just need some time to recover from the illness, in the mean time, consider joining the OMEN discord here: https://discord.gg/H8644Fb

Sean's still not feeling well at the moment (he's got the plague) so in penance, he's uploading some behind-the-scenes footage from the pre-season character porting sessions he did with the players. Over the next few weeks, you'll be able to hear what went on when we moved our characters from one system to another, the trails and tribulations involved, and maybe gets some laughs along the way! We'll be back to our scheduled show soon, we just need some time to recover from the illness, in the mean time, consider joining the OMEN discord here: https://discord.gg/H8644Fb

Annabelle, Martin and Koala plan their next moves in a bunker below the Fyre Island Hilton. Their next steps will be dangerous, potentially deadly - so they need to be careful! Annabelle tries to calm people down whilst Koala tries to rile them up, and Martin learns that its not only the dragons on this island that might be planning to kill him. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Emma WrightBlack Vortex: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The park falls into chaos as the control chips and electric fences mysteriously fail at exactly the same time. Jin Ryu struggles to maintain control over the computer systems while Moclam makes excuses to the team. Annabelle avoids getting her wings burnt, Martin finds a jeep and Koala manages to be in two places at once... Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversDr. Steven Moclam: Andrew (The Beholder's Eye)O.M.E.N. Theme: Emma Wright

Dr. Moclam is made an honorary 'cool' member of the O.M.E.N. team as they coerce him into taking them on a midnight journey into the dragon enclosures. Fyre Island opens to the public for the first time and all eyes are on the opening day's festivities. Koala ruins a speech, Martin gets a horrendous hangover and Annabelle makes a brand new friend. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversDr. Steven Moclam: Andrew (The Beholder's Eye)O.M.E.N. Theme: Emma Wright

Before the team can go see the more dangerous dragons, they've got to fill in some health and safety forms. All this paperwork is going to work up a thirst! Annabelle meets up with her furry friend, Martin and Ishur meet another demon and Koala sucks on a Wyvern. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversDr. Steven Moclam: Andrew (The Beholder's Eye)O.M.E.N. Theme: Emma Wright

The team travel with Gigi to Fyre Island, a lush tropical island off the coast of Central America. There they meet head scientist and philosopher Dr. Steven Moclam who takes them on a tour of the facility. The group soon realise that science may have gone too far... something dangerous has been brought back from extinction! Annabelle is fawned over, Martin ignores a goblin and Koala is unimpressed by what he sees. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversDr. Steven Moclam: Andrew (The Beholder's Eye)O.M.E.N. Theme: Emma WrightThe Curtain Rises: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Evening Melodrama: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The fates conspire to bring the gang back together in this (slightly shorter) episode of OMEN Investigations. Annabelle meets Gigivian Elidyr Beilana Sylmare Aribethian and begins discussions about the Atlantean Party, Martin continues to drink and Koala soon learns that approaching sweaty unpleasant women doesn't always work out they way he'd like it to... Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Emma Wright

It's the most important day of the year, and you should all celebrate it! Join the OMEN discord: https://discord.gg/SAnpbms Happy Happy Game Show: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The party begins and Annabelle arrives to a star-struck audience. Will she be able to survive the worst battle of all - being a socialite? Martin's security detail are ready to deal with a group of angry protesters gathering outside... but they certainly aren't ready for a certain Australian man to crash the party. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Emma WrightThe House of Leaves: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Surf Shimmy: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Five years have passed since the chaos of Egypt and things are getting back to normal on planet Earth. It's time to find out where our heroes have been, what they've been doing, and send them off on a new mission. We start by checking in with Martin, a man who's career has taken a somewhat unexpected turn since his possession by Ishur Imoni half a decade ago... Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Emma Wright

The Florida Men travel to the darkest depths of the underground complex below the Happiest Place on Earth. Inside, they meet the magical man himself and finally get what they all deserve. Kaiser gets his dream job, Phil makes a mistake, Irving gets revenge, Aloysius gets the hell out of there, and Koala learns that no matter how hard you try... you can't run from your destiny. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Kaiser Permanente: Shelby LeePhil Collins Ramirez: Joel RuizIrving Sellers: Shannon StrucciAloysius Pumpernickle: Andreas JörgensenUntitled African Rhythm: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Our heroes journey through the land of the mouse and cause chaos along the way. After a hell-raising tour through Hollywood Studios they make it to the Animal Kingdom, where they receive a rather frosty reception. Koala does the opposite of what he's told, Irving becomes one with his fursuit, Phil meets his father, Aloysius uses his magnum and everyone can count on Kaiser Permanente. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Kaiser Permanente: Shelby Lee Phil Collins Ramirez: Joel RuizIrving Sellers: Shannon StrucciAloysius Pumpernickle: Andreas JörgensenUntitled African Rhythm: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Murder Hobos take a trip to the Happiest Place On Earth and begin to systematically destroy every shred of happiness there. Koala headbutts a giant golfball, Kaiser steals some sweet treats, Phil talks to animals, Aloysius builds the Megarrote and Irving becomes a cultural icon. The first key is in sight, and the collateral damage is going to be considerable. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Kaiser Permanente: Shelby LeePhil Collins Ramirez: Joel RuizIrving Sellers: Shannon StrucciAloysius Pumpernickle: Andreas Jörgensen

It's time again! Time to go back to the OMEN universe! Time to see what the characters have been doing for five whole years! Time to... take some amphetamines? Looks like we're going to see what's been happening with Koala and check in on him and his new crew of misfits. Koala Jackson has finally become the murder hobo he always wanted to be. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Kaiser Permanente: Shelby LeePhil Collins Ramirez: Joel RuizIrving Sellers: Shannon StrucciAloysius Pumpernickle: Andreas Jörgensen

The Vampire Empress rains down her minions on the innocent people of Egypt - only the combined talents of OMEN and GAMMA could possibly stop her now. It's going to take teamwork to bring down the beast with a billion backs... will our heroes save the day? It's time to see if they can! Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDoctor Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Annabelle St John: Samantha SilversByron Brimstone: Gregory HolgateThad Harington: Joel RuizMillard Marlin: Paul ByronRose Gibsonton: Shannon StrucciToccata and Fugue in D Minor: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Hitman: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Tabuk: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Martin, Thad and Millard meet the spirit with the power to fix all their problems, but it won't be without a price. The team better hurry though, because vampires are swarming the city, searching for the Sistrum! Martin makes some poor choices, Millard gets high and Thad does what Van Helsing never could. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDoctor Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenThad Harington: Joel RuizMillard Marlin: Paul ByronToccata and Fugue in D Minor: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Annabelle St John and Doctor Smedley liberate the Thaumic Beacons from the Grand Egyptian Museum and then travel across the city to enact their plans. Meanwhile, Koala and Rose arrive at Project Saharan Freedom and attempt to convince the AI there that they are in fact the pilots trained to operate the giant robot inside... Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversRose Gibsonton: Shannon StrucciKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.

A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktackular! This year Sam is DMing a one-shot mission that takes us to the tiny town of San Juan, Arizona. The townsfolk have been complaining that a dangerous invisible creature has taken up refuge in their prized distillery, and only a crack team of OMEN agents can possibly save the day! Dungeon Master: Samantha SilversVladmir Bolokov: Sean OxspringKlaus Von Winkekatze: Andreas JörgensenNapoleon Splint: Jimmy SprinklesO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex EskesNile's Blues: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Gymnopedie No. 1: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Harmful or Fatal: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Canon in D Major: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Cool Hard Facts: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Martin, Thad and Millard travel to the Magical Black Market and meet the Goblin in charge of the Egyptian Portal. They have to fix the Sistrum of Osiris and only someone with phenomenal cosmic powers has the skills to do it. Unfortunately, the team will have to answer a tricky riddle to meet them... Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDoctor Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenThad Harington: Joel RuizMillard Marlin: Paul Byron

Annabelle St John and Doctor Robert Smedley hatch a plan to stop the Vampire Empress from getting across the River Nile - but in order to pull it off they're going to need some technological help... luckily there's something in the museum's storage that will do exactly what they need. Smedley gets carsick, Annabelle makes bubbles and the Vampire Empress continues to wreak havoc on the poor denizens of the city. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringAnnabelle St John: Samantha Silvers

Peyton Steele, Rose Gibsonton and Koala Jackson prepare to defend the remains of the O.M.E.N. base from a swarm of bloodthirsty vampires. They have a small team of loyal agents at hand, armed with the finest weaponry... but they're not going to need it where they are going. Rose fires a man-cannon, Peyton's feline friends come to play and Koala commits unspeakable atrocities with his void crowbar. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringRose Gibsonton: Shannon StrucciKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Additional SFX: Luke Sharples

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Koala finds himself outside of his comfort zone and outside of his normal universe. The world is different from how he remembers it. Something has gone terribly wrong here and whatever it is has a healthy interest in making Koala stronger... and stranger. Koala takes comfort windmilling in the apocalypse and Sean learns about the carnal desires that trucks feel for one another. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Two Trucks: Neil CicieregaAdditional SFX: Luke Sharples

The vampire swarm, laden with vast quantities of the Tears of Set descend upon Egypt and only G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta could possibly make the situation any worse. Thad discovers something troubling deep within himself, Millard makes some very calculated risk assessments and Rose brings things around full circle. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringRose Gibsonton: Shannon StrucciThad Harington: Joel RuizMillard Marlin: Paul ByronIbn Al-Noor: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta attempt to sneak into the O.M.E.N. base that has been set up just outside of the city. It looks like they're preparing for something big to happen, it would be a real shame if something were to mess things up. Rose gathers some data, Millard uses the fire-hose and Thad builds up a hatred for those filthy Squarehead invaders. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringRose Gibsonton: Shannon StrucciThad Harington: Joel RuizMillard Marlin: Paul ByronBBC Reporter: Robin McFarland

The year is 1993 and Derek Speakins and Reginald Talkington are fresh out of university and running an exciting new radio show that is the hit of the UK Midlands. Unfortunately, this is the final episode of Talk & Speak as Derek is moving back to America with his wife Meredith... much to Reginald's chagrin.

A fight breaks out deep under the sands of Egypt between an ancient alien mummy and three supposedly well-trained G.A.M.M.A. Agents - the alien should have them all over a barrel... but it looks like the barrel has other plans! Rose blasts some brains, Millard dehydrates and Thad becomes a new man, both literally and figuratively. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringRose Gibsonton: Shannon StrucciThad Harington: Joel RuizMillard Marlin: Paul Byron

G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta are on a mission to find the Sistrum of Osiris, stolen from the Grand Egyptian Museum. They've been hot on the trail for several weeks now and several of their tour guides have mysteriously died, but its finally time for them to get their prize! Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringRose Gibsonton: Shannon StrucciThad Harington: Joel RuizMillard Marlin: Paul ByronIbn Al-Noor: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Annabelle, Smedley, Martin and Greg take some time to get their bearings after a rather stressful couple of days in Louisiana. The Banshee pursues the Vampire Queen and her brood back to a familiar place, where things are about to get very bad, very quickly. This episode of O.M.E.N. definitely goes out on a bang! Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

The team take on Joel Lafayette as he tries to escape on the Banshee. Little do they know that the plumbing problems affecting the overground are also trickling down to those dwelling below. It's time to say goodbye to tiny town of Fantome in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Martin gets horny, Annabelle learns to fly and Koala kills a lot of people. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

The trial of Doctor Robert Smedley begins, with a somewhat biased judge at the helm.  It's a kangaroo court and a koala is the lawyer for the defense! Martin frames himself, Annabelle tells the truth and Koala cashes in his potato chips. Things are about to escalate very quickly, the pressure is building in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex EskesLong note One: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

The team ride The Gator out of the Vampire Hive and meet a few old frenemies along the way. Martin writes some contracts, Annabelle calls in on a favor and Koala's recent actions finally catch up with him. Make sure to read the small print in this episode of the O.M.E.N. podcast! Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex EskesLong note One: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

The team have bitten off more than they can chew inside the vampire hive and decide to take a short cut back to the surface. Koala uses his umbrella, Annabelle learns to hate ranch dressing and Martin rides at the front of the back. With the vampire queen now hot on their trail, it sure is going to be a roller coaster of an episode! Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

Beneath the town of Fantome are a maze-like network of drainage tunnels and poorly maintained sewers. The team decide to implement Koala's plan to sabotage the town's water system but end up finding more than they bargained for down below the surface. Annabelle speaks in riddles, Martin gives away his house, Koala headbutts some pipes and Lucas squelches. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversLucas Brimstone-Squelch: Adal RifaiO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

The team begin to process the information they've just been given and end up committing murder in the confusion. Luckily for them, Ethel has managed to get them some back up in the form of Doctor Brimstone's newly-graduated nephew, Lucas, performed by Adal Rifai from Hello From The Magic Tavern! Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversLucas Brimstone-Squelch: Adal RifaiO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

Night falls on the town of Fantome and the team decide to break into the long-abandoned museum. Martin shows off his newly gained gifts, Koala finds an important painting and Annabelle glows. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

The tree of Doctor Martin's extra-curricular demon summoning finally bears somewhat unexpected fruit. Martin meets the creature now making a home inside his head and learns what it might mean for him in the days to come. Hell is about to break loose in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex EskesSpacial Harvest: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The team decide to visit the Layfayette Manor, but end up running into some of the very funky flora. Koala plays with fire, Martin produces a plethora of pants and Annabelle is lost for words. Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andreas JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes