Really Good Advice for New Moms - A Satirical Podcast About Parenting

What's good, Mama Bears?! This week Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles are wrapping up their mid-season with a conversation about size. Maybe yours is teeny tiny or perhaps it's you know, not. The important thing here as that it's just right for you!  We're not talking about chairs made for bears who are being burgled by a weirdo little girl with insufficient adult supervision and we're not even talking about penises, you silly goose. We're talking about family size! _____________________________________ Sources used in this episode: What Couples with Children Argue About Most by Nicholas Zill on Institute For Family Studies --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Happy Wednesday, Mama Bears! Today, Blandy Cobbles is talking the holidays and how to make sure you don't mess them up really, really bad to the point where your kids hate you for the rest of their lives and seek therapy because of your crappy gift-giving skills.  ___________________________ Hey, we have a website right here! Wow! So shiny! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

[EXPLICIT] The ladies are back to discuss how spending time with your kids is self care. Kierstin has a lot of excuses per usual about why she was MIA from the podcast last week. Meanwhile, Blandy recalls a thrilling and dangerous encounter in the woods and Plevin reveals some disturbing behavior in this latest episode of Really Good Advice For New Moms. Get excited, Mama Bears! _________________________________ Check out our website for merch! Just kidding, we don't have any. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

What's up, Mama Bears? The Real Kierstin pops in to let ya'll know that the past week has been bananas and, consequently, Blandy, Kierstin and Plevin will be silent this week. _______________ Missing the girls? Go look at pictures of them on their poorly constructed website! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Happy Hump Day, Mama Bears! Blandy's back from the comfort of a hospital bed to offer her Really Good Advice on how to handle missing your little one while you're at work. Meanwhile, Kierstin is ferret-sitting and it's not going swimmingly at all. Yikes! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

[EXPLICIT] Kierstin Reszka wants to know, have you taken a minute lately to listen to your body? Not just your stomach gurgles and weird throat groans but you know, the deep down stuff? In today's episode her and Blandy get learn to get curious about our body's cues instead of ignoring them to play video games all day. I mean parent! Parent! Because this is a podcast about how to parent. Also, Plevin requests a controlled substance that rocks Kierstin and Blandy's world so hard that they both almost crap themselves. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

[EXPLICIT] In this week's Ask Blandy, Ms. Cobbles is thrown off her already shaky kilter when she accidentally reads a controversial email from a friend of the podcast. Kierstin Reszka only speaks five whole words in this episode so you won't have much to skip over in this bonus installment of Really Good Advice For New Moms. #parenting #satire #advice #comedy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

[EXPLICIT] Is this really a podcast if we don't talk about therapy? Sorry guys this one isn't sponsored by any of your fave teletherapy companies. This is just Blandy Cobbles and Kierstin Reszka talking mental health for new moms as they get down and dirty about therapy and why new moms definitely need it. Or don't. If they can't afford it. We're not here to tell you what to do. I mean, we are, but by your own consent. Keep it real, Mama Bears! Affordable or Free Resources for Mental Health Care Apps I Am - Daily Affirmations  [FREE] Bloom - CBT Therapy & Self-Care [$60 per year] Calm - Meditation & Sleep Stories [FREE with paid options] Podcasts Mom & Mind for Pregnancy and Postpartum Mental Health with Dr. Kat M.O.M. Moms on Mental Health --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

[EXPLICIT] In today's episode of Ask Blandy, your favorite ferret mama answers a reader question about how in the heck ya keep a clean house when your lil clowns are always running around messing it up! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

[EXPLICIT] Listen up, Mama Bears! In today's episode Kierstin dissects the concept of practicing self care by not giving a flying f*ck what other parents think about your own parenting style. Meanwhile, Blandy is, per usual, offended and Plevin's language grows concerning. Sources used for this episode are here ✔️ https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/07/well/family/most-mothers-feel-judged-with-families-often-the-worst-critics.html --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

[EXPLICIT] Blandy's got a mouthful for ya in this RGA minisode. Here, she answers the burning question: how do you tell your boss you're pregnant? Her answers will NOT surprise you. Enjoy, sweet mama bears! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Guess who's back, mama bears! That's right, the dynamic duo that brought you the absolute worst sound engineering possible is back with a brand new season for all your favorite new moms. This time the girls dig into that buzziest of buzz word(s) - self care. Plus, we're introduced to a new person…? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Blandy's step-sister Stacia gifts her a mic to keep her from asking for cash. Blandy still doesn't know how to use it though, Kierstin is still MIA and the future of Really Good Advice is hanging from the ever loosening grip of an emotionally turbulent ferret enthusiast. #blandycobbles #kierstinreszka #reallygoodadvicefornewmoms --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Will I poop during labor?! Blandy's back to answer your white hot burning questions - this time, will you or will you not take a huge dump right before you have your baby?? Find out now! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Shhhhh... the girls are back but don't tell the internet police. In this blip of an “episode”, Blandy answers a listener question and records a phone call with Kierstin without her consent. The worst podcast about parenting is back and it's about to get a whole lot scarier. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

The worst advice about motherhood you've ever been given, you say? Bad news, Mama Bears. Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles are CANCELLED. Guess you'll have to find another podcast to hate-binge

Where in the world is Kierstin Reszka?! Not hosting Really Good Advice for New Moms, that's for sure. Blandy goes it solo in the second to last episode of season one, giving step by step instructions on how to install a car seat with simple items like wood glue and bungee cords. Buckle up (or don't) cuz it's a wild ride! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Is it okay to drink while breastfeeding? Craving alcohol / mommy juice big time? Time to clutch those pearls you bad mamajammas! It's mocktail time with Blandy's step-sister Stacia who is here explicitly to sell essential oils to Kierstin. #mocktails #mommyjuice #bossbabe --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Blandy Cobbles and Kierstin Reszka join forces once again, this time to explore ideas for wrangling those negative feelings towards your partner that pop up after having a baby. It turns out that hating your husband after you have a baby is almost too normal. Let's talk about it! Other topics include how to pronounce Penn Badgley's name, Blandy's mom's meatloaf recipe and a fart. Strap in, Mama Bears, this ones sharp! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Why doesn't my husband help with the baby? Why is my husband so lazy? Why does my husband smell so bad? The ladies are back in action after a three month hiatus, with a very special episode on the topic of completely loathing your partner after the new baby has arrived. Other subjects covered include Burger King and Subway. #nottruecrime #notaboutcoronavirus ____________________ Can't get enough of Kierstin and Blandy? Check out their website for more fun! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Hey momma bears! In this brief bonus episode Blandy and Kierstin clear up some misconceptions about themselves including that one of them is a ferret. Who is Kierstin Reszka? Who is Blandy Cobbles? You're about to find out more than you ever wanted to! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Why does your vagina hurt so bad after having a baby?? Put down your lunch cuz this one's a doozy! In their fifth episode, Kierstin momsplains what to expect after a vaginal birth and how to care for that thing. Blandy opens up about her first and potentially last movie theater experience. Have fun, momma bears! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Why is it green? Grainy? Seedy? Get out the Glade, Blandy and Kierstin are talking the big P guys! What's normal, what's not and how to know in this episode all about your baby's poop. Yeehaw! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Happy Valentine's Day, mommies! In this episode Blandy Cobbles and Kierstin Reszka discuss matters of the heart - how to get your baby daddy to do shit for you. Postpartum relationship is a tricky topic so pair this special holiday episode with an entire box of chocolates and a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. You deserve it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Why do you feel unattached to your new baby? Because they're really whiny! Duh! In their second episode, Blandy and Kierstin offer up a steaming, mushy pile of advice on how to bond with your new baby even though it's super annoying and loud and you haven't slept in four days. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

Is being a mom really that hard?! In their debut episode, Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles struggle to stay on topic as they discuss the essence of a mother, forgiveness and Blandy's dad's second family. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

THIS IS PARENTING SATIRE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Now, meet your hosts! Kierstin Reszka is an all-around average mother of two who wears her FitBit while she devours the last scoop of freezer burned ice cream. Blandy Cobbles is an unsuccessful YouTuber living in her own mother's attic with her seven ferrets. Man does it get sweaty up there! Together the two are bringing you their best advice for new motherhood. From getting your newborn to take a bottle to reigniting the romance after baby, these two will be your guide through the hardest days of those first couple years and beyond. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/blandygivesgoodadvice/support

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