Ripped In Half

Massive *SPOILERS* for Marvel's Infinity War. Jason and Steve discuss, with guest Tim.TM 

Yes we're alive and still making episodes, but after watching the horrid abomination the is Ready Player One, we sure wish we weren't. All episode Steve and Jason talk about the despiable trash that is Steven Spielberg's shoddy attemp to take a great book, and turn it into the most blatant cash-grab of a feature-length ad RiP has ever seen. We suffered through it, we hope you didn't have to.

Steve and Jason try to find a way to fill time. They Talk about Some "new" stuff but mostly old rants. Clarrisa and Terminator and Reboots oh my. Breakdown of Infinity War trailer (spoilers). Jason sees a tail as old as time and hears a song as old as rhyme. And More. 

Disney-Gang Lands, Steve's Netflix Pitches, Hanks you for the audio, Ready Player One looks like TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Destroy-it Ralph 2, Steve's a Mead dealer, Thoughts and prayers, and more.

Tim and Eric ride again, we discuss movie trailers new and old, and we cast our would-be remakes. Also its our anniversery. 

Tim.tm is in town. Some shit happend.  We tasked, stories were shared... a vagina was puked on.... Eric showd up  and no one believes his fantasies (as usual). Stah Wahs and more shit... Enjoy.

In A suprising turn of events, Roach's seemingly oddly-hot sister is possibly, kinda, sorta, maybe dating Eric who is universaly hated by Jason's Mystery is-she-or-is she-not-real-quisi-girlfriend who maybe or may not be attractive even though he, Jason, is questionably gay or not, and one or more of them may or may not have had an unknown one night stand with Eric. Also Stah Wahs.-

Wedge and Roach join us for the begining of the end in this extended episode of RIH. We talk the downfall of Hollywood, Books, Shows, and a blend of other crap. 

We Talk about Thor: Ragnorok, The New South Park: Fractured But Whole, and more shit than we can remember. Have fun.

Our Friend Doug comes back on the show, Hilarity Ensues, and a good time is had by all. You really shouls listen.

The Great Szechuan Fuck-up, Giving Cup-Head,  You're Not Invited, Trailers,  and More.

The Depths of Johnny Depp, Audio Books, Jason's Broke Ass Cars, SNES Classic Mini (Steve's Not a Piece-o-shit Scalper), The Future Terminator, and more.

F13 Spring Break Pack, Fuck Peta (They Kill Animals), Steve's BIG rant, Tomb Raider Trailer, Zombie Musicals, More Ranting, IT, Jason Has Something I Guess, And More.

New Vape, Steve's Moving, Jason's A DouchBag Scalper, DC Elsworld Films, Other Comic  Shit, More Mike Tyson Western, Again Fuck Jason And His Douch Scalping, and More.

A Mike Tyson Western, Nick Jeff and Gary, Matallica O'Clock, Ree-Po man, Fucking Unions, Rabbit Holing, Bad Rick and Morty Impressions, Michael Moor's Batman Documentary, Biased Google, and More....

Comic-con talk, Global Whating?, Prime Day, We're on Vacation, Blue shit at Work, Pizza Party, Doctor Who, John Borrowmen, Hitchhickers Guide to religion, and More.

The 4th, Jason's Dad is a Strong Independant Woman, Netflixvania, Spider-Spoilers, Another-Saw, Jason's Boyfriend Shows Up Drunk.... Again, and More.

The..., The un-aired episode, E3 convo, Vegas J, How to Smuggle, Fly High, The Wheeles on the Bus, The Hooker and the Crippled, SNES Classic, X-Men for Marvel, FF Reboot Poop, Who watches the HBO Watchmen?, Rick and Morty, Red Son Superman, Jumanji 2, and More.

Friday the 13th The Game, What is Racist?, Chis Rock show, Comic-Com news stuff, Mash-Up music: Wax Audio and dj cummerbund, The Arrow/Flash-verse, Wonder Woman for Women, What is a Trans?, The Ripped in Half party.

Movies, Abusing kodi, Jason's Bummer, Letterkenny, Netflix Rating System, Mr Jason is Employee of the Month, Bask in the Glory of the Bacon Wrapped Dick, Car Vending Machine, Urkels Blooming, Prequals, Marvel Shows, The Orville, More Shows, Venom, Arrested Development, Spider-orchistra, Aqua-Wife, and more.

Tonight for 1Star Films we torture ourselves with the horrendous Jurassic Park knock-off, Carnosaurs. This film is choppy, has no direction, makes no sence, and is painfuly slow. But hey, we try.

Lil Wayne, StarCraft, Bitching at Work, Steve gets a Hard Drive, Goldblum plays with dinosaures, T2:3D, Gaurdians of the MacGuffins, Batman and Harley, The Dark Towers, American Gods, and other ramblings...

What do you do after you try to kill you brother only to find out 28 years later he's still alive, raised by wolves, and stands to inherit 30 million dollars? 1Star Films' investigative team, Christopher Lloyd and Howie Mandel, on-scene reporter Cloris Leachman, and weather girl Amy Steel dive deep into this mystery to find out. Are your children safe? The answer may shock you! A solid 2 out of 5 for this jungle book/ Jungle to Jungle/ Old Yeller Docu-Drama.

It's a short show: Michael Trapson, High on the Inside, Muppet Monster Movie Mix, Comic-con bound, Stah Wahs bahtah Fiehd Duece, The Fast and the Deliriouse, The End???

We Have Plans so we make a short episode, Bwaking the law, Happy Jason, Robert Downey Doolittle, Matrix Reboot, AOL and the Matrix, Captain Underpants, Justice League, Spiderman Homecoming, Better call Saul, IT.