Sex & The Sh**ty Podcast

Sometimes seeing an old butt isn't worth an island. The girls learn this lesson and so much more while recapping Season 2 Ep 8: The Man, the Myth, the Viagra. Gabby turns 30 and seeks revenge on her brother. Laura still has no love life but a mysterious fling has reappeared. They talk about their age limit for dating (how old is George Clooney again?), how adorable Steve is (puppy dog cute), and how Big is still a charming jerk cooking up veal. They also discover what veal is... Oh and our current president makes an appearance. #totallynormal Follow the show on IG at @sexandtheshittypod Follow GABBY @gabskeegs on Instagram! Follow LAURA @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle !

THEY'RE BACKKKKK!!! Your favorite podcasters (and people) Gabby and Laura are back for another episode. This time recapping their girls trip to West Hollywood. Includes stories like what really is in a Death Museum, what they did when they walked past Sarah Silverman, getting rejected from Chateau Marmont, and so much more.

Another episode, another 150 reasons for Miranda to give up on men. Gabby & Laura discuss season 2's episode 7 of Sex & The City --- "The Chicken Dance." This time, Miranda is in a situation between her enthusiastic decorator (Madeline) and her second rate Tom Hanks of an email pen pan that is visiting town and crashing at her "flat" (gag). Meanwhile, Samantha is caught off guard by a Deja-Fuck, Charlotte ALMOST finds love at a wedding (again), and Carrie just wants a boyfriend to stick with her until the end..... of a wedding, at least. Follow the show on IG at @sexandtheshittypod Follow GABBY @gabskeegs on Instagram! Follow LAURA @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle !

Well if it isn't the treasure you should have been waiting for.... the power suit/power lesbian episode that deserves some respect. Laura & Gabby cover season 2 episode 6 of Sex & The City(R.I.P. 4ever), including: a gallery opening at Charlotte's gallery that attracts alllll the ladies ("B-Y-O-Man" in Sam Jones' words), Carrie's antics in an attempt to cover her Big ol' tracks, a personal trainer who has a thing for lightning bolts, lots of jabber about cheating, & another closing theme centered around Big and Carrie's catastrophic communication skills. ENJOY! Follow GABBY @gabskeegs on Instagram! Follow LAURA @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle !

Join Gabby and Laura in this recap of a morbid-ish episode of Sex & The City, which highlights Carrie's status as a chain smoker, a major real estate moment for Miranda, Sam's shady PR ass backfiring on her, & Charlotte finds love in a graveyard. Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

EXCITING NEWS! This week Gabby and Laura recap season 2 episode 4 of S&TC filled with fuc bois and boys that suck at f*cking. Carrie stays up all night, almost misses her photo shoot and becomes single and fabulous? All while wearing a hideous poncho. (Gabby move?) Char dates a man so he can fix things around the house (relatable). Miranda fakes orgasms and ups her turtleneck count. And Sam gets f*cked over by a “we” man, seduced by the club scene and the Hamptons. Bradley Cooper makes his first appearance as Jackson Maine from A Star is Born. *Bonus* Laura recalls the time Gabby threw an orange into an apartment to pick up boys and teach them where the clit is! And no, she did not know them. Follow us on Instagram @sexandtheshittypod EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

Join Gabby and Laura as they recap Season 2 Episode 3 of Sex & The City (R.I.P.) and go on a journey led by ringleader Bradshaw who spends the entire 25 minutes trying to convince us everyone but her is a CIRCUS freak! Sam Jones kicks us off with a sexual harassment joke in a pre- "Me Too" world, only to turn around and be insulted by a knockoff Christian Grey. Carrie goes to the movies with a man who loves Junior Mints but has a little issue with his temper, Charlotte sees god 7 times, and Miranda gets dragged to a lame group date only to ditch them for ice cream and her cat. RELATABLE! Follow us on Instagram @sexandtheshittypod EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs Instagram Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

This week Gabby and Laura revisit episode 2/season 2 of Sex & The City where we meet the incredible Susan Sharon... the fake friend that Carrie only keeps up with for the Cashmere hookup. JUSTICE for Sharon and her Donald Trump adjacent monster of a husband. We find out that dirty talk is apparently NOT Miranda's kink and Sam finally tells the truth.... size matters. Follow us on Instagram @sexandtheshittypod EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

Laura & Gabby are back for Season 2, recapping the first episode of this new and improved hair season of S&TC! Carrie is schlepping around the city, thinking about Big and seeing mirages, so the girls drag her out to a Yankees game for some beer & baseball... hilarity ensues (but only after Carrie finds the spotlight again and stops being a crabass)! Charlotte is dealing with a different kind of ball situation, and miranda just wishes the girls cared more about her new Palm Pilot. "IT'S NOT OKAY, I JUST CRIED IN YOUR MOUTH!". Follow us on Instagram @sexandtheshittypod EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

We're bringing you a BONUS episode this week, recapping Laura's 30th birthday in Vegas back in November! Hear about the outfits, the drug dog, Magic Mike live, and the real desert that is TINDER in Las Vegas. EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

In the FINAL episode of S&TC season 1, we are introduced to Thomas John Anderson & his religious trauma! He's a treat, but the real dessert are the stories from our hosts...including that time Laura woke up to some guy suckling her teet before they even got to FIRST base & that other time Gabby lied about dating a teeth-licker. What else can you expect during this finale episode recap? Samantha falls in love, Charlotte gets super into Tarot, Mr Big goes to CHURCH, and Carrie morphs into a 12-yr-old girl (on a deadline). EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

Another week, another Big-induced panic attack for our star, Miss Bradshaw! But first, Laura visits a cat cafe and Gabby visits L.A. to be publicly humiliated by her dog in the middle of Vons. As we recap episode 11 of Sex & The City season 1, we learn in this episode that Carrie is a human with bodily functions. She did the unspeakable, FARTED in bed with Big, and ruined EVERYTHING. EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

This episode gives us a very special gift.... and her name is Laney Berlin, a hot child in the city turned Stepford style mom-to-be. The 4 girls take a trip to the land of Connecticut together for Lainey's baby shower & everyone has a SERIOUSLY sh**ty time. It's a journey that both Gabby and Laura feel very passionately about, but nobody walks away more wounded than our pure Charlotte. EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

Here we are again, dishing all of the dirt on episode 9 of season 1 of S&TC.... where we meet the infamous RABBIT! Here's the skinny: Carrie is obviously a sad girl masterbator who cries and listens to Judy Garland as she thinks to herself... "I couldn't help but wonder.. where my clitoris is...?" Fun fact: Laura owns the same exact Rabbit that the girls all meet this episode (reminder that Laura lives in 2018, not 1998) and introduces Char to the most fun she's ever had in her life without a man. BIG surprise, Mr Big tells Carrie he is NEVER getting married again and she has a meltdown that is conveniently swept under the rug with another makeout sesh in the final scene. Carrie and Stanny make a great couple, "but you know.. he IS a fruit!" EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

In this episode, three is a crowd ALL around. We hear about Laura's version of the world's first threesome pick up lines, and a VERY tragic reenactment of Samantha caught on a 3-way call with her 3-way affair. Gabby shares a lezbian dream scene between Carrie, Sam and Car. And Miranda is left behind in the sandbox :(. EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

WELL, Charlotte is in love again! And this time, he's a total perv and we're pretty sure his golden retriever is on Xanax. We discuss keeping PURE and concentrated eye contact during oral, and Skipper breaks up with someone while he's still inside of her (for Miranda. Duh.). Where the h*ll is Sam this episode? Screwing her real estate agent. Oh, and Big is still a f**kboi. Before the episode breakdown you get to hear about how Gabby is in Minnesota and it's that time of year again... THE GREAT MINNESOTA GET TOGETHER...the state fair. EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

Laura & Gabby recap season 1 episode 6 where Miranda finds out via VHS porn stash that the guy she's dating loves a good smack. Carrie sleeps with Big on the first date and Char gets lured in by a Hasidic Jewish artist. "You like the fist? Go for it!" - Your host, Laura. We obviously stand for S*X POSITIVITY! Carrie knocks on Big's door drunk in the middle of the night, AFTER 1 DATE (she is babeing out)!I Is some gaslighting happening, perhaps? EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

JUST TAKE THE MONEY AND RELAX, CARRIE! In this episode...we start off with life updates from our esteemed hosts. Gabby has cut ties with her ex in exchange for a new dating life, and Laura just broke it off with her latest victim via text message AND A GIF! How very Miranda of her. And as they recap episode 5 of season 1 of S&TC, they are both appalled with Carrie's total lack of chill. First, she can't grow up and actually open up any of her bills before throwing them in the trash so she can go shop at Dolce. Then, when she's reeled into the luxe life by a Euro-friend and her high rolling "acquaintances", she can't hang with the free ride lifestyle either! So many opinions. So many tiny hats and feather-embossed footwear. EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

On this episode we discuss how young we would REALLY go, the sadness that Carried subjected herself to for a spikey-haired punk and LAURA ADMITS TO USING TOILET PAPER FOR A COFFEE FILTER. EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

Your hosts Laura Hild and Gabby Keegan kiki & recap season 1 episode 3 of S&TC! We don't even know where to begin as far as how this one affected our psyche's. JOIN US for some LOL's and a twisted trip down memory lane! EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

Your hosts Laura Hild and Gabby Keegan kiki & recap season 1 episode 2 of S&TC! We don't even know where to begin as far as how this one affected our psyche. JOIN US for some LOL's and a twisted trip down memory lane! EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/hildle

On the VERY first episode of S&TS, you'll meet your hosts Gabby Keegan and Laura Hild as they discuss how S&TC shaped them as children and totally destroyed their view of relationships and s*x as adults! YAY! This episode is a scene-by-scene breakdown of the VERY first episode of this iconic series, where we meet Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, and Carrie in all of their glory and shame. We rank the girls on how much they babe out in their own way on this episode, and OF COURSE we discuss the outfits. Plus, we get to meet the infamous MR. BIG, Stanford, and that lil' b*tch, Skippy. EMAIL YOUR THOUGHTS TO: askcarrieandmiranda@gmail.com & DON'T FORGET to follow your hosts and make them feel like their lives mean something: Where to find GABBY: +@gabskeegs and @moxiesandiego on instagram +moxiesandiego.com +& Follow her other podcast where she interviews weirdos about their lives, The Moxie Podcast. Where to find LAURA: @_laurahild on Instagram AND on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/hildle