SHARKX!

–  wispy boned cribs- the wanton dave love affairs- a man with a Phd as a rabbit sex slave- Does Claire know if sharks are fish or mammals- Simone gets shot multiple times- There is some ASMR mixed in..- Barbies do events management 

Just listen- aint got time for no summary

Thanks for giving us space to pursue our empty lives for the past few months. This is an older episode in terms of when it was recorded but timeless in the content. Contains: actual shark content! Claire offends Simone with a crap SNL skit! SHARKS AND RAYS GARDEN VISIT!!!! Xmas has nothing on the sharks […]

Brisbane square library podcasting with Regina the librarian Men are afraid of the word ‘shark’ Simone fact checks Valerie and Ron Taylor! Sharks are like teenage diva girls We are confirmed sharkologists based on pg 61 of the 1978 book quote ‘its anyone’s guess” Defending the micropenis Mantra ray is delicious and also spanish for […]

– the maggot wave in Nicuragua– Are sharks drone shy?- Is burlying the brisbane river a good idea?- Jaws board game fail- Is Stuart our new nerd enemy? – A shark menstrual cup – Menstrual cup shot – Claire’s price of maggot eating shame- 3 for 3 game wins

Faccurate – as said by Simone Float tank recording Do children boil like frogs in water Shooting great whites and the vengeance that follows Dominatrix praise Andy’s spring water saga Claire has the headphones and all the power Finlay Pringle is laughed at by Simone – is he a hero or a joke Simone is […]

white tip sharks, Blake Chapman, Claire’s nana life- a whole bunch of other random shit- I’m late for school drop off, just listen.

– our shark kerchiefs, – brie bartering grey nomads, – is it a real shark doctor – Gumtree advanced sharking – Claire owes Simone for saving her life (from a killer shell) – bus shark hijacking – ‘the inland people’ – Claire’s KPI is 2 – chick peas eaten from the floor – Simone is […]

This is for you- you know who you are. And soon, we will too.

Shark face paint tattoos! Compost! Manicures! Santa! Hands on your head! The Meg and other disappointments! Fave Dave Smug Birthday! Shark News! 1/10! Ommi and G-Dog Reveal The Heist Haul!

Quiz Revenge! Gumtree Hatred! Racist to Carlos! Aussie Pat’s Bike Club!

Everything is great. Here is the complete episode 12 recorded with Claire and Simone and completely intact. Probably don’t even bother listening to it in full if you are Claire, just the first few seconds is fine. Anyway- yay sharks!

Due to technical difficulties with episode 12, here is the very first episode of Sharkx! recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone which wasn’t activated in Audacity so the shitty sound is actually the inbuilt laptop microphone. We haven’t improved much since then. Enjoy!

Claire wants to be a Megalathon shark after the quiz – Simone is disgusted she was one Tara Reid – ? is Simone having an affair? Why have they kayaked to NZ? Sharks seem to be the original hipsters Logan has sharks in their lakes Sticky cocaine or illegal hemp seeds – your drug of choice? […]

Live from France! The perils of parenting; baby wipe finger ghost; tricked Claire with a note from school; cephlapodcasters beware; shark quiz; shark of the week Goblin shark; 4 star Dave, moar adventures on G-Dog and Ommi!

Live podcast from the Sunshine Coast aquarium: Pen Island; Shark fin wasabi; 4 star Dave Vasectomy shark vengeance; ‘A tasty baby seal’ – G Dog; “Bulk bulk Bulk – I’m a hulk” (G-dog); ‘Are we on the dark web’!?; Twice bitten – now smitten; Nz vs Aus accents! Shark Erotica book review – shark shapeshifters; James Deen – Claire’s […]

Claire has gone to TOWN with the sound effects. Don’t tell the Dave’s we are having an affair- they are our beards. Surprise dick reveals. Banana shark (deep dive). Shark Vengeance: approved by the Dalai Lama. What’s next for G-dog and Ommi?

Latest Shark News! Gifts! Bad dates! Adventures of GDog and Omni! Simone is back from Bali with gifts for Claire who is washing her filthy clothes in the machine while podcasting. There are real-life shark attacks happening so they apply their understanding of sharks to these events. Finally some insight into the relationship between the Greenland […]

We’ve received your feedback and ignored it! – frothing plant placenta (blood!!) – a haiku of failure (the forfeit is enacted) – ikea fights (about twin baby sharks) – the shark profile: scalloped hammerhead – fingerless driving gloves: fetish, fashion or failsafe? – teenage skater boy crushes we both had (baby mark wahlberg) – a […]

Honestly it’s a shambles but frankly, would you want anything else? Do a shot every time we say something we’ll regret. Perils of pupae! Tinfoil hats! The sound of crickets! ROD cafe sex move! Dennis O’Rouke!

Shark Quiz! Shark Profile! Shark Vengeance! True stories of Claire’s empty life- SHARK QUIZ! What shark is she? Does her knowledge of sharks stack up against Simone? Is this the rift that breaks the podcast??! Nope. The most researched shark podcast yet! Shark profile on the Big Eyed Six Gill Shark.

Government mandated personal space for whales! Shark facts throwing shade at dogs! Instagram model lives out our shark fantasy! Misnamed a shark at a party, live with regret! The abundance of relative poverty! More of Claire’s violent fantasies!

Claire and Simone discuss mounting interest from the Instagram community of shark lovers- the buzz is happening. Claire has collated an arresting sample of shark tattoos which get them frothing before settling into the classic (second) session of Shark of the Week. Join the conversation at https://www.facebook.com/sharkxpodcast/

The first episode of SHARKX! kicks off with Claire and Simone introducing the format, discussing their Shark Of the Week, exploring a famous shark incident and digressing into incident vs. attack terminology. They stay focussed and factual at all times and never digress into meaningless childhood tales, the perils of female vulnerability or SHARK VENGEANCE. […]