So, How About This?

Rafiq and I go off for an hour about movies, TV, and comics. So, the usual.

Rafiq tells Allan about a woman who disappeared, but she returned to her family years later with a wild story.

As we continue our descent into madness, we discuss tribalism, dogs, and dating. Of course, conversation also gets tense, and we almost fight for no reason, too.

Recorded back in September of '22, Rafiq and Allan discuss Kanye West and mental health. Y'know, before that guy went full Nazi.

Listen as we pontificate on the nature of power, governmental control, persuasion, and other stuff we barely understand.

We continue our journey into madness by, of course, talking about how our bodies are failing us.

We wrap up our epic journey in typical fashion, by talking about movies, comics, and other nonsense. 

In this episode, we learn that Rafiq is a man with no feelings. This revelations delights Allan to no end, for he lost his humanity years ago.

We're really stretching calling this one a "minisode." Allan starts by obsessing over sound systems, which leads to talks about movies, art, and all manner of nonsense.

We continue our podcasting journey to see whether we can just talk and remain interesting. Good news: we can.

Rafiq and Allan try a novel, never-before-seen approach to podcasting. We turn the mic and and just start talking.

Rafiq reveals details about his new girlfriend, which causes Allan to go off on a pseudointellectual rant about theology. It's a barn burner.

We invite the very funny Gordon Dixon over to help us break down and understand his religious upbringing. We also talk about trash, sexy dictators, and more.

Rafiq and Allan prove how progressive they are by rating women on a scale of 1 to 10.

Rafiq and Allan spend sit with rising star comedian Rio Paris. We grill him for about an hour over his beliefs in secret societies and the illuminati. As per usual, we reach no conclusions.

Off the heels of "Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness," Rafiq and Allan discuss their growing disillusionment with franchises from DC Comics, the MCU, and so on. 

We talk with Jander Gray about allowing his kids to do comedy and other unimportant nonsense.

We're going on hiatus for a bit. Should be up and running again in May. In the meantime, here's Allan whining about dating crazy women.

Kojo Prince joins us to talk about Skin-emax movies, and then we try to have real conversations.

Yet another update as we count down to Rafiq losing either weight or cash.

Devin Alexander teaching Rafiq and Allan the meaning of true love - pooping on the sofa.

In this very person episode, Dan Hauff and Allan vaguely remember a conflict that may or may not have actually happened. Rafiq provides moral support.

In this momentous episode, Rafiq and Allan choose a topic and manage to stay on it for a full 20 minutes. Samus would be proud.

As expected, any attempt Rafiq and Allan make to have a real conversation about spiritualism just degenerates into talk about butts and dongs.

Allan checks in on Rafiq to see how the weight loss plan is going.

Rafiq, Allan, and pioneer musician Adam Warshowsky attempt to have a deep conversation, but we just wind up talking about buttholes.

Tommy Gill joins Rafiq and Allan to talk shop and and show us how to do voice work.

Rafiq and Allan try to talk about Metroid Dread, but it doesn't take long for them to go way off the rails.

Chagrined by his recent weight gain, Rafiq makes a bet with himself. Allan is there to be generally mean and unhelpful.

Allan sits down with Sleeping by the Riverside frontman Adam Warshowsky to talk about the band's reunion and their upcoming Furnace Fest show on 9/23/21. It's not a minisode; it's a microsode!

Rafiq, Allan, and Jeff Lluis discuss turning tragedy into comedy, prison, and, of course, lots of rambling nonsense.

Rafiq, Allan, and Chris Gorges. Three comics talking crap. What more do you need to know?

The talented Sofia Sanchez hangs out, and we talk about approaches to comedy.

In our longest episode yet, Brad Gilmore and Ash join us for our usual silliness. #whiteistrending

Our far-too-long conversation with Stephen Marlin concludes. Don't worry, it's still good!

This Stephen Marlin guy really is too nice and polite to be on this podcast.

We continue our deep dive into the genius of Sam Firstenberg's cinematic library. So, how about this: an episode with quality sound! 

Part one of a series where we review the films of cinema auteur, Sam Firstenberg.

Rafiq and Allan introduce a hot take: 2020 sucked.

Please forgive us as we descend into middle age and try to figure out how to record remotely. "Okay, X-er." The delightful Donnie Stopa calls in to goof around. He specifically asked to be on our show. We're all grown up! 

This episode comes with some homework. You MUST view the film Assassin 33 A.D. beforehand. Trust us.

Recorded 8/31/2020. Rafiq and Allan talk about the DC FanDome from 8/21. It's pretty dorky, and neither of us will ever get laid again.

John J. Murray joins us, and, to no one's surprise, we talk video games, movies, and other such nonsense.

J J Curry joins Rafiq and Allan. As usual, when comics get together, we talk about porn, relationships, comedy, and our favorite ride at the playground.

Yes, they're coming out slow. Yes, it's because we don't want The Plague. Donnie Stopa stops by to bring some light into Rafiq and Allan's darkness. We introduce a new game show and make up the rules as we go along; and Allan figures out how to escape the auditory garbage can he's been living in for the last two episodes.

From comedy to race wars, we have it all, with our Stephen Henry, Rafiq, and Allan. We'll be releasing these episodes monthly until we can figure out a recording schedule that doesn't give us all The Plague. And Allan sounds like he's in another room with a garbage can over his head for some reason.

Back to our regular broadcast schedule. David Wayne explains why he's deathly afraid of Allan, and Rafiq explains what it's like to be baptized in cocaine blood.

Rafiq, Allan, and Jeff Klein broadcast from the future to discuss the only thing anyone is talking about right now.

Our very first sponsor would like to wish a great holiday.

Why even bother trying to put something snarky, here? Susan Saiger is a sweetheart, and we love her.

Rafiq and Allan press Tony about his long career, and we probably talk about poop or something in there, too.