Stoney Whorror

THE STONIES ARE BACK TO CAUSE HAVOC THIS MONTH & WE THOUGHT WHAT BETTER WAY TO SAY GOODBYE TO SUMMER THAN WITH THE BRAT WAY! WE CHOSE THREE MOVIES FOR AUGUST THAT WE THINK REALLY GIVE BRAT ENERGY... STARTING WITH THIS LITTLE TRAIN WRECK... WE DRINKING ALONG TO THE SEXY FUN TUBI SLASHER: KILLER BODY COUNT. WE DRINK PINK SHOTS WHILE WE TALK TENT SEX, GAY AWAKENINGS, & TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE DEVIL IS! 

FINALLY A WEEK LATE BUT THE STONIES ARE BACK WITH A DRUKEN COMMENTARY TO THIS HILARIOUS HORROR COMEDY FROM THE MIND OF PETER JACKSON! 

GRAB YOUR DRINKS, SNACKS, AND GANJA BECAUSE THE STONEY BESTIES GO TO IRELAND TO INVESTIGATE THE UNDERGROUND CLOWN SOCIETY! THEY MAKE GREEN WINE, ROLL UP SOME CHERRY POPPERS AND WATCH THE HORROR COMEDY, STITCHES. 

GRAB YOU DRINK, SNACKS, WEED & BEST ANIMAL PRINT BECAUSE THE STONEY BESTIES ARE GOING DOWN THE SHORE FOR THEIR SPRING BREAK EPISODE! *NSFW* REPEAT *NSFW* 

WE'RE BACK FOR SOME MORE BLOODY FUN! IT'S MARCH MADNESS HERE AT THE STONEY HOUSEHOLD AND WE ARE STARTING OFF WITH A CULT CLASSIC THAT TANYA D HAS NEVER WATCHED, DRAG ME TO HELL... WE TALK GETTING GUMMED, CHRISTINE'S HORRIBLE DECISION SKILLS & WHO WOULD WE CHOOSE TO CURSE IF WE HAD THE CHANCE... ALL WHILE WE DRINK SOME LOVELY RED WINE.  

HERE'S A LITTLE TREAT FOR YOU WITXHES & GHOULS... AFTER A FEW BONG RIPS & SOME WINE THE STONEY BESTIES HAVE A FUN LITTLE CHAT ON WHO THEY WANT TO MFK IN THE HOLIDAY HORRORVERSE! BE PREPARED FOR SOME NAUGHTY BANTER AS THEY GET READY FOR THE NEW YEAR. 

GRAB THE SPIKED HOT CHOCOLATE, SNACKS AND YOUR BEST GREEN BECAUSE IT IS TIME FOR A HOLIDAY EPISODE! THE STONEY BESTIES TRAVEL TO ANGEL FALLS AND MAKE A WISH THAT THEY WERE NEVER BORN.. THEY MAKE SPIKED COCO AND WATCH THE SOON TO BE HOLIDAY SLASHER: IT'S A WONDERFUL KNIFE. THEY TALK JUSTIN LONG'S TEETH, WINNIE'S FUCKASS BOB, THE WERID METH SIDE PLOT & TRY TO UNDERSTAND WTF WAS THE KILLER! 

THE STONEY BESTIES ARE BACK! WE GRAB SOME WHISKEY & A FAT BLUNT, & POP IN A MODERN CULT CLASSIC. IT IS TIME TO END THE OUGHITES PART 2 WITH A STAPLE IN THE HOME INVASION SUB-GENRE... THE STRANGERS FROM 2006, IT'S A HIT A MISS FOR MOST HORROR FANS BUT TO USE IT WAS DEFINITELY SCRAY GOOD TIME THAT WE WON'T FORGET. WE NOT ONLY POP TANYA D'S CHERRY BUT ALSO OUR LOVELY COHOSTS AS WELL! SO GRAB THOSE DRINKS, SNACKS AND YOUR FAVORITE GREEN BECAUSE IT IS TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 

IT'S A BAD BITCH'S BDAY WITXHES & GHOULS! WELL IT WAS... SO AS A TRIBUTE TO OUR LOVELY BIRTHDAY HOST TANYA D, SHE GOT TO PICK THE FILM, THE DRINK AND THE MEAL FOR TONIGHT'S EPISODE. HER CHOICE WAS THE ULTIMATE SLASHER SHOWDOWN FREDDY VS JASON. WE MADE PENNE MARINARA & THE DRINK OF CHOICE WAS  HER FAVORITE BOX OF PINOT GRISH. WE POP OUR GUEST'S WHORROR CHERRY, PLAY OUR USUAL DRINKING GAME & PLACE OUR BETS... 

GRAB YOUR DRINKS, GHOST GOGGLES, & BEST GREEN!  THE STONEY BESTIES ARE CONTINUING THEIR JOURNEY THROUGH THE NAUGHTY OUGHTIES WITH THE CULT REMAKE THIRTEEN GHOSTS. THEY MAKE BOORITA SPRITZERS WHILE TALKING GHOST BUDDIES, SEARCHING THE BLACK ZODIAC WHILE TRYING TO MAKE SENSE  OF THE PLOT HOLES GHOST & PURPLE NIPPLES. 

**SPOILERS THROUGHOUT** GOOD EVENING WITXHES AND GHOULS! IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME, SO YOU THE STONEY BESTIES ARE STAYING IN FOR SOME HORROR. THEY BINGE ON YUMMY PIZZA, THE BEST GREEN & PEANUT BUTTER WHISKEY. THEY DO A FIRST TIME WATCH TO THE EERIE HALLOWEEN FEVER DREAM THAT IS COBWEB (2023). & THEY PLAY THEIR USUAL DRINKING GAME WHILE TALKING THEIR LOVE FOR FALL, TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF THE NIGHTMARISH PARENTS & TANYA CONVINCES US HOW SHE WOULD TAKE DOWN THE DARK ENTIY IF SHE WAS PETER... SO REMEMBER TO GRAB YOU FAVORITE SNACKS, HEADPHONES AND WEED BECUSE IT'S TIME TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED! 

The Stoney Besties are back witxhes & ghouls! They needed a little break to catch up on life things but you know they couldn't stay away. So grab your joints, drinks & snacks because they're picking up right where they left off... with the divisive soft-reboot sequel, Evil Dead Rise! Tanya brings the Tequila while Sonny rolls up the green up for their usual drinking game & commentary. They drunkenly talk demonic motherhood, badass final girls, cooter peaches, & cringe at the nonstop brutality.