Storytime with Phil

A story of brains over brawn. Let's face it, I got no brawn. I need all the positive stories about brain I can get.Ideas, complaints, questions: Send to storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

I am running out of stories. I'm going to change things up a bit. Please continue to listen while I get things squared away.Contact @ storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

Thats right Storytimers (in my mind I'm popular enough that people who listen get called that nickname) , (sadly it's only in my head) today is Casey's VSE. It is long awaited, and asked for by multitudes. This is the last show of the year. We will return in 2020 with way more stories and not enough flirty giggling. Intro: Tatsuro Yamashita- Itsuka (great song, great album)Outgo: The Fixx- One Thing Leads to Another

I interview my brother's children, AKA my nieces and nephews. This has a lot of talking. I promise it's better than it sounds.

When you make a bit of a boo-boo while cooking. Sometimes it;s a dropped patty. Other times it's trichinosis. Either way, regrets.Contact me at storytimewithphil2@gmail.comintro- Eat it- Weird AlOutgo- Jefferson's Theme Song

I have no stories for this week. Casey and I just start chatting and it sounds like an AM station. EnjoyI need story ideas. Send your idea to storytimewithphil2@gmail.comIntro: Rick Springfield- Jessie's Girl

Just like last year, I'm telling you ghost stories. Enjoy.

I have a chat with my boy. A good chat. A father/son chat. Man stuff. You might even cry, a little. Intro- Imagine Dragons- ThunderOutgo- Imagine Dragons- Demons

Ever have a day where nothing goes right. No matter how hard you want it to go good it doesn't. Well then this is the podcast for you. Give a listen and then send me your bad day story to storytimewithphil2@gmail.comIntro- So You Had A Bad Day- by Daniel PowterOut Go- Days Like This - Van Morrison

If you love live music, you might enjoy talking about music. If not, then this is the show for you. Give it a listen. Plus my mom shows up again.

So this week I have been sick. I still wanted to record, because I love my fan(s). It is wiyh all my strength that I finish up this ,. xzghCV>mIntro- I Fell Sick - Otis ReddingOutgo- 1960's Spiderman Theme songContact me: storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

In this episode I share some things I am disappointed in. But also some things I hold in high-esteem. It makes for awkward moments around the studio. Contact me- storytimewithphil2@gmail.comintro: Poor, Poor Pitiful Me- Linda RonstadtOutgo: Light and Day- Polyphonic Spree (sorry Miss Amy)

Some stories from my returning to the sweet comfort of school. For someone who got bad grades, I really loved school. Contact me at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.comIntro: Chuck Berry- School DaysOutgo: Earth, Wind and Fire - September

Recored live at my in-laws house with my eldest child. So much fun, so much awesometivity. That's a word now people.Intro song: Wrecking Ball- Miley CyrusOutgo Song : Anna Begins- Counting CrowsContact us at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

So we have been gone for a couple of weeks, sorry about that. I'm back!!!!! This week I don't have a quote story unquote. But I do have a Casey to talk to and an attempted live phone call to my brother Patrick. This episode will either transform how we do the show or prove that I'm no good at this podcasting stuff. Any way, enjoy.

Stories about me being naked, unexpectedly! Also other people being naked. Again, unexpectedly. Not my fault. Please laugh carefully.Contact me at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.comintro/Outgo: The Streak by Ray Stevens

This week Doug has a birthday therefore I interview him for all the listeners out there. Enjoy the Doug train.Contact me at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.comIntro: Bullet the Blue Sky - U2Outgo: Last Night of the World - Bruce Cockburn

The trials and tribulations of falling in love with Miss Amy. The chopping of wood, and how both God and Elvis blessed my marriage.Contact me at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.comIntro: Doing it all for my baby- Huey Lewis and The NewsOutgo: Burning Love - Elvis

A story about cars, no Lighting McQueen references though. Just true tails about driving in the 80's and 90's. Contact me at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.comIntro: Cars - Gary NewmanOutgo: Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song - Waylon Jennings

A young man tells the story of his imagined sports heroics. There is a lot of physics and getting run over by a football stud. Hilarity ensues.Intro: Centerfield - John FogertyOutgo- What it was was football- Andy Griffith

I'm re-recording the first few episodes since they sound so bad. This is a story that involves students and rocks up noses. True love. Also there's mice poo. Tastefully though.contact me at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.comIntro: Surfin' Safari- The Beach BoysOut go: Boys vs Girls- Tim Hawkins

This is the story of how I went from sad sack human to impressive teaching machine. Ok , it is really stories about getting into teaching. Enjoy!contact me at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.comIntro: Hot for teacher- Van HalenOutgo: Teacher, teacher - 38 Special

I have never been happy with the first 9 episodes. They sound like I'm talking from the bottom of a well. So now that Casey is here to make me sound better we're re-doing the shows. I'm adding content and making them longer. Please enjoy the show.Intro: I Threw a Brick Through a Window - U2Outgo: News Broadcast

I have never felt good about the first 9 episodes or so, so I'm re-recording them. Sit back and listen to extended versions of my first few shows. Intro- Be Friends by The White StripesOutgo- Both Sides Now by Glen Campbell

Hello everybody! It's summertime and it is time to take a trip. Sit back and stay a spell as I regale you with stories about vacations.Intro: Summertime by The ZombiesOutgo: London Calling by The ClashContact me at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

Stories about the horrors of camping. Ok no actual horrors are revealed, but funny stories about camping. EnjoyIntro/Outgo- Jim GaffiganContact me at storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

I complete the stories about college. Admit it, you're going to miss those stories when they're gone.Reach me at: storytimewithphil2@gmail.comintro- We Didn't Start the Fire- Billy JoelOut go- Why Can't We Be Friends- War

An unknown storyteller speaks at a graduation. True wisdom is given away freely. Take some and enjoy.

I tell stories about other classes I took in college, because my daughter is getting ready to graduate college. I become sad, but now we can mock Wyatt for his lack of a college degree. He should try harder. Also he should finish middle school.This week's intro/outgo is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail- enjoy.Contact me at storytimewithphil@gmail.com

A guy tells you stories about his time in college. He tells why he loves math si much. Also he was nearly arrested for threatening a teacher.

A grown man shares too much. Just like Mr. T you'll pity da fool.

Funny story about getting a colonoscopy. I promise it's better than it sounds.Intro song- Bad Case of Lovin' You- Robert PalmerOutgo- Back Door Man- Howlin' Wolfcontact me at storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

Unfortunately I am doing the very special episode for my birthday. Your host this week is my son, The Quizmaster. Enjoy.Intro- In a Big Country- Big CountryOutgo- Always Something There to Remind Me- Naked Eyes( Favorite songs not by U2 or Van Morrison)Contact us @ storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

Today I give you the stories about Papa John's pizza. Unless they want to sponsor me, in that case all stories will be the property of PJ Pizza.Intro- White and Nerdy by Weird AlOutgo- That's Amore by Dean MartinContact me at storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

I interview my brother and so-host of the wildly popular 2 Old Farts podcast. (I'm hoping by calling it "wildly popular" people will give it a listen.)Contact us at storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

Stories about hanging out in the wood with my friends. It's not as creepy as it seems.Contact me at storytimewithphil2@gmail.comIntro song- Van Morrison: Redwood TreeOutgo song- Blue Rodeo- Lost Together

I tell stories about the time I met people. There will be some name-dropping in this episode.

Phillip lays bare his soul on lost love. Love unrequited. Love that was spiteful. Hopefully you'll feel bad enough to share with others.Play out by MeatloafContact me at storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

This week I tell you stories about my dad, Big Vern. He's a happening fella. I hope you enjoy dad's stories. I'm hoping to get him for his very special episode.

I tell stories about somebody you've heard mentioned before. I crack myself up in one story, sorry, not sorry.Contact us at storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

A rant about the jerk-hood of mankind!!!!!!! This one's a doozy.Contact us at storytimewithphil2@gmail.comExit song- I'll Sue You by Weird Al.

One brother tells stories about his little brother. Also I lose some teeth. But adorably. To contact Storytime with Phil email us at storytimewithphil2@gmail.com

True stories about Arkansas Fencing, Electricity and Pee, and the world most expensive Gatorade.

Somewhat believable stories about a young man's journey into the work force.

Stories about Christmas that will have you feeling nostalgic for Christmas past. This will be the last episode for 2018. We will start new stories after the New Year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

A very brave man asks his wife questions. He may or may not make it out alive.

Stories from high school. Stories that make you feel better about your time in high school. Stories to reminisce with. Is that a dangling participle? I still have no idea what that is.

A brief look back at my time in elementary school. It lasted 15 years. Enjoy!

A boy discovers that an eaten pie is a pie truly loved. Plus turkeys are mean playa.

My college- age child would like her shining moment. Your request is my command.

Nobody loves ya like ya mama loves ya. Nobody spanks ya like ya mamas spanks ya. And if you're like Gene Simmons, ya love ya mama too.