Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines

In this episode Aiden, AJ, and special guest Andrea Dennison discuss educational chips, Bill Nye the Science Cryptid’s presence on TikTok, how to respond to your estranged technological lover, working alone to get along with your coworkers, deeply emotional facial expression art, and some god damn peace and quiet. We also play a game of Would Florida Man Rather. Thanks to special guest Andrea Dennison for joining us! Follow them on Twitter @mythtaken_ID and find all their wonderful online presences in the links on their Twitter profile! Follow Aiden everywhere @kinsellaaiden Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram & TikTok - @aj_the_slayer Check out the other incredible shows the Sinister Parent Company has to offer! Find AJ on Christmastide Ohio Aiden and Andrea guested on an episode of The Weekly Cooldown hosted by friend of the show Kami Jace, you can check it out today! And be sure to check out Kami’s twitter @kamijacegaming to go support them. Article Links: https://www.cnnphilippines.com/business/2020/12/16/china-smic-chipmaker-chaos.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/54682007.amp https://www.federalnewsnetwork.com/agency-oversight/2020/12/an-update-on-the-hubble-telescope-after-three-decades/amp/ https://news.berkeley.edu/2020/12/16/the-16-facial-expressions-most-common-to-emotional-situations-worldwide/ A couple of the articles used in this episode were from www.ptleader.com and were publicly available at the time of recording but were not publicly available at the time of writing show notes. Woops.

In this episode Aiden and AJ talk about Sawwy’s Flowwies, JC (Jesus Con), waxless wings for sun flying, and The Good Place (Season 3, Episode 8). We play Occasional Baseball, and decide whose turn it is on the Wii U in the Warburton household. Find Aiden on all socials @kinsellaaiden Check him out on Good Idea, Something Wonderful Right Away, and Shattered Worlds RPG Find AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Check them out on Shattered Worlds RPG and look for them on Powered By The Players’ Monster Of The Week mini arc. For more incredible shows, visit us at Sinister Parent Company! Article Links: https://www.muhlenberg.edu/news/2020/exploringthroughart.html https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-54818692 https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.detroitnews.com/amp/6140539002 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-africa-54794298

In this episode Aiden and AJ discuss two Fox News Criminals, how pointless waist-down clothing is, Butt County Criminals, the dangers of rowing, the pushy pully axis, and everyone’s favorite Star Wars character Doctor Spock. Then we cap it all off with some Florida Man-ologues. Follow Aiden on all social media @kinsellaaiden Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Check out Sinister Parent Company for more great shows! Find AJ on Christmastide Ohio, an actual-play Kids On Bikes podcast set in a fictional Christmas town. Look out for Scary Times, a Connecticut Gay Men’s Chorus Halloween Revue, on Facebook Live! Coming October 24th at 8pm EST Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/616512/ https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54327987 https://www.jacksonprogress-argus.com/news/butts-county-jail-logbook/article_a036fb70-01a6-11eb-a989-5bad9dfb0ee5.html https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54270739 https://news.ucr.edu/articles/2020/09/28/scientists-precisely-measure-total-amount-matter-universe https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54333915 https://floridanewsheadlines.com/articles/478071/comments/florida-man-sues-dating-site-over-refund-after-doctor-ordered-him-to-stay-home https://floridanewsheadlines.com/articles/478509/comments/man-stopped-in-keys-for-driving-stolen-asphalt-machinery-told-deputies-i-like-it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-keys-man-ingests-4-baggies-of-heroin-jumps-out-of-ambulance%3F_amp%3Dtrue https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/09/09/florida-man-accused-of-forcing-his-way-into-home-to-steal-expensive-shoes/?outputType=amp https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article246062020.html

In this episode AJ, Aiden, and George put on a Newsical about elderly men having too many ding dang muscles. Thank you for listening. If you like what you hear, give us a share or a like or a download or any combination of the three if you feel so inclined. Article Links: https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p08dy6nw/an-uncompromising-look-at-masculinity-and-age

In this episode the Pirates debate the Florida People and we play Florida Man Bingo on this lovely Flo-RIDAY. Thank you for listening. If you like the show, share it with your friends! Article Links: There are none everything is fake have fun kids!

In this episode AJ, Aiden, and George discuss the Mascots vs Imaginaries basketball game and what we’d do with Roger Federer’s paycheck. We also play some Occasional Baseball. Check out Christmastide Ohio (episodes available now on whatever podcatcher you use) Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/5278042002 https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2893985-roger-federer-jumps-messi-ronaldo-tops-forbes-2020-highest-paid-athlete-list.amp.html

In this episode AJ and George tell Aiden all about tidying up America’s dirt and all the chains that filed for bankruptcy (or at least the top 6). Follow George everywhere @ReadySetFire123 Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/28/opinions/george-floyd-ahmaud-arbery-breonna-taylor-sellers/index.html https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mercurynews.com/2020/05/29/big-chains-filed-for-bankruptcy-every-week-in-may-here-are-6-of-them/amp/

In this Episode AJ and Aiden return to an older format to talk about Dinophant conservation, home-owners dissociation, a Doofster egg hunt, Nordstrom’s stylist jurors and executioners, Disney World Die-land, and smoking the good word. We also set aside some time to find out What’s Florida Man Been Up To and play some Occasional Baseball. Follow Aiden on Twitter and Instagram @kinsellaaiden Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Check out Sinister Parent Company and all it’s good shows Look for AJ on the podcast Christmastide Ohio. Article Links: https://www.purdue.edu/newsroom/releases/2020/Q3/following-african-elephant-trails-to-approach-conservation-differently.html https://apple.news/A3v14YN02SBO8qM3sLnFhPQ https://www.looper.com/239457/easter-eggs-to-look-for-in-phineas-and-ferb-the-movie-candace-against-the-universe/ https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/27/cnn-underscored/best-selling-nordstrom-products-2020/index.html?iid=CNNUnderscoredHPcontainermobileweb&iid_retailer=nordstrom https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/08/31/this-is-sketchy-video-shows-manhunt-for-trespasser-on-disney-world-island/?outputType=amp https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/31/health/drinking-bans-alcohol-coronavirus-wellness-intl/index.html https://www.newsbreak.com/florida/naples/safety/2051607788649/florida-man-claims-language-barrier-during-dui-arrest-speaks-english-to-deputies https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending/florida-man-lived-stadium-luxury-suite-nearly-2-weeks-police-say/URDYFHTYGJFTBBYRBTEPASPUDQ/?outputType=amp https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/08/28/famed-headbanging-florida-man-in-louisiana-for-hurricane-laura?media=AMP+HTML https://nbc-2.com/top-news/2020/08/29/man-with-playboy-face-tattoo-arrested-for-robbery-in-florida/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/08/14/florida-man-accused-of-climbing-onto-semi-in-traffic-during-road-rage-incident/?outputType=amp

In this episode Aiden and George tell AJ about the duality of weather, how wet it’s going to be with all this rain, and the discovery of fog Check out the podcast Good Idea on the Sinister Parent Company podcast network Article Links: https://spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-ny/weather/2020/05/29/what-it-means-to-be--weather-aware- https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boston.com/weather/weather/2020/08/17/heres-what-to-expect-from-tuesdays-weather-forecast-32/amp

In this episode Aiden asks AJ and George some science questions like where we get internet from, how to electric yourself with a lightbulb, moving soundwaves, and Albert TV Fonso. Article Links: I’m going to be real here it’s been a couple months and I can’t find the article anymore sorry folks

In this episode Aiden and special birthday guest George Diaz tell AJ about calathumpian-type pokemon, mapping technology that can track merpeople, and how well they know the great state of Utah. Follow Aiden @kinsellaaiden on all social media Follow George @readysetfire123 on all social media Article Links: http://kymkemp.com/2020/05/29/odd-old-news-beware-the-calathumpians/ http://news.mit.edu/2020/machine-learning-map-ocean-0529 https://www.sltrib.com/news/2020/06/19/think-you-know-utah-take/

In this episode we present to you a Newsical about Jeopardy and Nicki Minaj! Article Link: https://www.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2020/04/30/jeopardy-janet-jackson-ariana-grande-orig-jk.cnn

In this episode Aiden, Dean, and AJ duke it out in a special edition of Pirates VS The Florida People, and a maximum of 20 questions are asked to figure out what has happened in Florida for this week's game of So Many Questions But 20 Will Have To Do. If you liked what you heard please share us on your social media, we'd love it if you could share us with your friends! Article Link: https://www.newsbreak.com/florida/punta-gorda/news/0Otf45ni/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-for-booze-and-ice-cream

In this episode Aiden, AJ, and Dean discuss some interesting sports that are sweeping the nation and talk some Occasional Baseball™️ for this week’s Sportsball Thursday Be sure to download the show if you like what you hear! Article Link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/05/01/us/espn-ocho-spt-trnd/index.html

In this episode Aiden asks AJ and Dean about the magician occult and Disney cruises. Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Dean @GeekusDean on all social media Article Links: https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/01/cnn-underscored/virtual-graduation-party/index.html https://www.cozen.com/news-resources/publications/2020/cruise-industry-in-coronavirus-aftermath-what-s-in-store-

In this episode AJ asks Aiden and special guest Dean about the Prometheus of Florida and what to get wet with so that things are cool. Check out Shattered Worlds RPG and Something Wonderful Right Away on the Sinister Parent Company network! Article Links: https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/crowded-state-parks-expected-ahead-of-a-nice-weather-weekend/2264408/ https://www.wwlp.com/news/local-news/will-our-cool-and-wet-weather-pattern-continue-through-may/

In this episode AJ, Aiden, and Dean discuss a pantsless Nick Offerman. Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.oprahmag.com/entertainment/amp32332152/how-to-watch-parks-and-recreation-reunion/

In this episode Aiden and special guest Dean Eaton discuss over-stayed welcomes from DoorDashers, Taylor Swift’s wine-juggling talents, and the functionality of records made of gold. Follow Aiden @kinsellaaiden on all social media Follow @geekusdean on all social media Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/entertainment-arts-52506276 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/style/amp/met-gala-rarely-seen-photos/index.html https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-05-01/anderson-cooper-son-baby-father-cnn%3F_amp%3Dtrue

In this episode we sing about hope, fear, and longing in a Newsical that we put on just for you! Check out Good Idea wherever fine podcasts are consumed! Article Link: http://www.lastminutestuff.com/content/Doctors-share-notes-on-hope-fear-and-longing/6183422.html

In this episode Florida people and Pirates are pit against each other once again and Aiden makes premarital, marital, and existential decisions for Flo-RIDAY! Check out our podcast network, Sinister Parent Company! Find the network on Twitter @SinParentCo Article Links: https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-flagler-medication-tampering-teen-pills-laxatives-20200425-kadw54uoc5f7jbudeu6oybsrwi-story.html?outputType=amp https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending/florida-man-having-bad-day-work-calls-bomb-threat-deputies-say/FSVXROKWCBGM3LSM56FOMYG334/?outputType=amp https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/briannasacks/florida-man-anti-shutdown-urls-names https://nypost.com/2020/04/21/florida-man-tried-to-avoid-arrest-by-claiming-he-had-coronavirus/amp/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/20/florida-man-accused-of-shooting-duck-with-bow-and-arrow/?outputType=amp https://www.wptv.com/sports/tom-brady-mistakenly-enters-florida-mans-home?_amp=true https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-man-74-arrested-after-pointing-gun-group-golfers-deputies-say/DMMTLCQJIJBFFDWRMG5YGP4GZU/?outputType=amp https://nypost.com/2020/04/21/florida-man-sells-face-masks-made-of-burmese-python/amp/ https://www.winknews.com/2020/04/17/florida-man-encases-self-in-concrete-at-governors-mansion/ https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1181896 https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-man-builds-backyard-golf-course/CYCKJUWTQ5DIRATNZMHD33MEDQ/?outputType=amp https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/22/florida-man-attacks-roommate-who-woke-him-up-for-breakfast-deputies-say/?outputType=amp https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-stole-beer-from-restaurant-hid-under-bed-to-avoid-arrest-deputies/2220618/?amp https://www.nbc-2.com/story/42017003/florida-man-accused-of-setting-person-on-fire-over-money-dispute https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41992026/pony-found-month-later-after-florida-man-steals-it-from-stable

In this episode Aiden and AJ discuss shirtless impossible games, rebooting sports in safe mode, and Occasional Baseball for this weeks Sportsball Thursday. Please consider supporting the CTGMC’s campaign for The Great Give: https://www.thegreatgive.org/organizations/ctgmc Article Links: https://www.bbc.com/sport/amp/athletics/52402745 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/52423767

In this episode Aiden asks AJ to tell us about the illusory president of the United States, AND the oracle of Delta Beta Phi. We talk about David’s absolute star power that Alex just cannot replicate even if he tried which he is trying and honestly like calm down Alex just chill. Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Article Links: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/25/opinions/white-house-pandemic-team-labradoodle-breeder-dantonio/index.html https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/52398014 https://www.insider.com/alex-warren-david-dobrik-denies-copying-hype-house-tiktok-youtuber-2020-2?amp

In this episode Aiden and AJ talk about the weather being allowed to play at the X-Games and upsetting Dustimitus in honor of Thor’s Tuesday. Check out an all new episode of Shattered Worlds RPG wherever fine podcasts are listened to, and be sure to follow Shattered Worlds on Twitter @SWRPG Article Links: https://www.cnn.com/specials/us/extreme-weather https://www.cnn.com/videos/weather/2020/04/23/tornadoes-southern-us-oklahoma-texas-louisiana-lon-orig-mrg.cnn

In this episode Aiden and AJ discuss big wedding and the cute spectrum in Cute Dog Does Brave Stunt! Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/25/us/coronavirus-diary-wedding-wade/index.html https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/your-online-secrets/202004/the-power-cute-things-make-you-feel-better?amp

In this episode Aiden tells us about inflated balls, hallucinogenic apples, and blankets that do their own recycling. Find Aiden on all social media @kinsellaaiden Article Links: https://talksport.com/sport/us-sports/696784/tom-brady-nfl-kicked-out-tampa-park-coronavirus/amp/ https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/25/us/extinct-apples-discovered-in-pacific-scn-trnd/index.html https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1182781

In this episode we present you with a short skit all about how to ruin a perfectly good cake in a new segment we’re calling “Newsicals.” Article Links: I swan to john I cannot find this article anymore otherwise I would link it the BBC just struck it down with the hand of God my bad y’all yuh oh spaghettios.

In this episode it’s all about Florida Man on Flo-RIDAY! We start off with a game of Pirates vs The Florida People and go on to play What’s Florida Man Been Up To. Article Links: https://m.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/04/08/man-catches-33-inch-fish-off-florida-coast-using-publix-fried-chicken-as-bait https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/09/florida-man-linked-to-3-indecent-exposure-incidents-arrested-for-exposing-himself-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-police-say/?outputType=amp https://www.tapinto.net/towns/south-brunswick/sections/police-and-fire/articles/florida-man-arrested-in-connection-to-pizza-ordering-scam-in-new-jersey https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/?outputType=amp https://www.mic.com/p/florida-man-ron-desantis-declares-live-wrestling-is-essential-during-a-pandemic-22811915/amp

In this episode Aiden and AJ talk SPORTSBALL as they discuss basketball owwies and Occasional Baseball. Consider donating to the Connecticut Gay Men’s Chorus for The Great Give: https://www.thegreatgive.org/organizations/ctgmc Article Links: https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/04/18/sports/what-would-sports-be-without-handshakes/?outputType=amp

In today’s episode Aiden leads us through the Wednesday News Breakdown so that AJ can answer some questions about the sex macarena, sponge baths, and Tom Moore’s GoFundMe. Check out some other shows that AJ and/or Aiden are on, such as: - Shattered Worlds RPG - Good Idea - Something Wonderful Right Away Article Links: https://www.seventeen.com/love/a30103/things-no-one-tells-you-about-losing-your-virginity/ https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/science-environment-52328786 https://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/52339204/captain-tom-moore-teams-up-with-singer-michael-ball-in-charity-release

In this episode Aiden and I discuss all things weather, including Aiden’s favorite fish and Jesus’s love hole. Look for Sinister Parent Company all over social media @sinparentco, and be sure to check out all the shows the network has to offer! Article links: https://whiznews.com/2020/04/17/7-day/ https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/15/world/biggest-arctic-ozone-hole-scn-trnd/index.html

In this episode we do a new segment called “Cute Dog Does Brave Stunt” and tell you all about balloon animal euthanasia and the poem that freed us. Article Links: https://lakehighlands.advocatemag.com/2020/04/postcard-pandemic-pippy/ https://www.cnn.com/style/amp/yayoi-kusama-coronavirus-poem/index.html

Welcome to the new format of Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines! Sorry this one came out a little late. In this Sunday News Breakdown Aiden tell’s AJ all about bumble-bee anxiety, the secret liberal guns, and the sick twisted fusion of Guy Fieri and Flavor. Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Instagram - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Article Links: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/14/style/good-news-coronavirus.amp.html https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/14/wisconsin-election-coronavirus-republicans-supreme-court https://www.scarymommy.com/guy-fieri-animal-crossing/

In this episode Aiden and AJ leak AJ’s credit card info, discuss the pros and cons of dragon transit, review episode one of lightning training, summon JT Silicone with piss, discover Aiden’s deep dark robotic secrets, and gather ‘round the Victorious Adult Joke table. We also play a game of So Many Questions But I Guess 20 Will Do and talk some Occasional Baseball. Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @straightoffpod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find The Show On: soundcloud Apple Podcasts Google Play Podbean Stitcher Check out Sinister Parent Company, the podcast network this show is part of! Twitter - @SinParentCo Article links: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/zoom-under-scrutiny-in-us-over-privacy-porn-hacks/ar-BB11Z0Oa https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-52113186 https://www.irishtimes.com/news/science/the-electricity-between-mark-twain-and-nikola-tesla-1.2522523?mode=amp https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.flipboard.com/article/the-man-who-designs-the-world-s-water-parks/f-ad6f0d955d%252Fbbc.com http://news.mit.edu/2020/showing-robots-learn-chores-0306 https://play.stuff.co.nz/details/_6143840316001?clip=5d60d86d23eec6001b48cd86 https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-uses-drone-to-deliver-toilet-paper.amp

In this episode we discuss John Kellog’s Anti-Nut Cereal, dog overpopulation, the evening news’ big trip, the dark machinations of the Bop-It Lord, and smart bikes. We also talk about occasional baseball and we play a couple games: Pirates Vs Florida People and Deputies Say The Darnedest Things! Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @straightoffpod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find The Show On: soundcloud Apple Podcasts Google Play Podbean Stitcher Check out Sinister Parent Company, the podcast network this show is part of! Twitter - @SinParentCo Article links: https://www.therock.net.nz/home/funny-shit/2018/021/corn-flakes-were-invented-to-prevent-dudes-from-jacking-themselv.html https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-africa-52047374 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/24/business/media/coronavirus-evening-news.amp.html https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1151761 https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/17/florida-man-who-was-peeing-all-over-room-attacks-good-samaritan-who-tried-to-stop-him-police-say/?outputType=amp https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/11/florida-man-stands-naked-in-his-driveway-throws-rocks-at-passing-cars-deputies-say/?outputType=amp https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-man-attacks-victim-wawa-later-attempts-bite-officer-police-say/DBOK3UWK2FENHMH5JRHI72GTGY/?outputType=amp https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-man-scratched-by-black-bear-while-porch-wildlife-officials-say/CHURA5EBUNDUDJFPIOTGXDE6GM/?outputType=amp

In this episode Aiden and I discuss possible communication efforts with the coronavirus, an All-Star knockout, Robin and Thicc’s big google heist, and a new budding relationship between Justin Trudeau’s house boy and Mr. Thicc. We also play a game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition and talk about Occasional Baseball. Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @straightoffpod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find The Show On: soundcloud Apple Podcasts Google Play Podbean Stitcher Check out Sinister Parent Company, the podcast network this show is part of! Twitter - @SinParentCo Article links: https://www.purdue.edu/newsroom/releases/2020/Q1/device-could-hear-disease-through-structures-housing-cells.html https://amp.flipboard.com/article/gal-gadot-leads-all-star-unity-sing-along/f-0625137717%2Fbbc.com https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/10/world/canada/toronto-sidewalk-labs-google.amp.html https://amp.flipboard.com/topic/s:bbc.co.uk/trudeau-grabs-coat-during-live-press-briefing/a-QcmrILn9RV66BnlDx5MgFA%3Aa%3A3199692-119ccc09a4%2Fco.uk https://nypost.com/2020/03/17/florida-man-stole-3000-from-woman-he-met-on-dating-app-cops/amp/ https://nypost.com/2020/02/26/florida-man-set-hospital-bed-ablaze-to-get-nurses-attention-cops/amp/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/11/im-not-going-to-lie-its-cocaine-florida-man-tries-to-eat-stolen-debit-card-deputies-say/?outputType=amp https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/03/19/florida-man-takes-off-pants-after-crashing-into-car-deputies-say/?outputType=amp https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending/florida-man-accused-using-baby-human-shield-after-traffic-stop-deputies-say/W72IT232TVGF3I2NN2GXC225RE/?outputType=amp https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tries-eat-stolen-debit-card-after-being-caught-it-disney-world-1491861?amp=1 https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/florida-man-arrested-practicing-dentistry-without-license-again-officials-say/CSGQEB6ODJCV5CZ67XB3LKPNDI/?outputType=amp https://rare.us/rare-humor/florida-man-impersonates-cops-twice/amp/ https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-beating-pregnant-woman-he-thought-was-infected-with-coronavirus.amp https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/shirtless-florida-man-arrested-after-riding-motorcycle-with-toddler-between-legs-police-say/SL54M6VSV5AA7MM4ZDUQQN24VY/?outputType=amp https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41826141/florida-man-dumped-cow-manure-over-someones-head-deputies-say

In this episode Aiden and I are back from hiatus to discuss Byting™️ your phone, the hostile act of sharing slime videos, The Smiths’ janky insurance and Mr. Smith’s Prized Testicles, Caffeine Pirates vs Florida People, Aiden’s fish-dick eyes and pants shit, AJ’s fashion review, our good new fable, and we play a game of What’s Florida Man Been Up To? Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @straightoffpod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find The Show On: soundcloud Apple Podcasts Google Play Podbean Stitcher Check out Sinister Parent Company, the podcast network this show is part of! Twitter - @SinParentCo Article Links: https://www.newsbreak.com/news/0No68I20/gen-z-uses-memes-to-cope-with-the-idea-of-a-world-war-iii https://www.morningstar.com/news/dow-jones/2020011010303/iran-says-it-is-willing-to-share-jets-black-boxes-denies-hostile-act-2nd-update https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1112391 https://www.popsci.com/story/diy/frugal-bean-recipes/ https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/59477n/fish-shop-shut-down-for-using-googly-eyes-to-make-fish-look-fresher https://www.newsbreak.com/news/0NoH2WLO/3-new-nostalgia-inspired-lines-to-watch-in-2020-whether-youre-a-minimalist-or-maximalist https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/florida-man-poses-prosecutor-attempt-drop-extortion-charges-against-himself-gets-charged-seven-1480959%3famp=1 https://nypost.com/2020/01/08/florida-man-wakes-up-to-burglar-sucking-on-his-toes/amp/ http://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-man-arrested-for-fighting-a-gas-pump https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-hillsborough/florida-man-lists-heart-shaped-potato-on-facebook-marketplace-for-4-500?_amp=true https://nypost.com/2019/12/31/florida-man-blows-hand-off-after-lighting-firework-in-truck/amp/

In this episode Aiden and AJ talk about Pennywise’s social conservatism, Justin Trudeau’s unusual kink, my son Florida kid my son, pirates vs Florida people, Dick Dixon, an infinite Barack situation, moon rat genocide, and My Big Fat Greek Scientific Dissertation. We also play a new game called Taint In The All Of My Headlines. Follow me on:
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In this episode AJ and Aiden discuss the spectacular now of bitcoin, Naruto Standing, MY rocket (not yours, Aiden!), eccentric hats, the spec script for My Dead Dad, we introduce a new segment called Public Service Latte, and Big Carl: The Worlds’s Biggest Crane who wants to teach you kung fu. We also play a game of What’s Florida Man Been Up To? Follow me on:
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In this episode AJ and Aiden discuss vape swallowing, the world’s dankest Total Party Kill, the symbiotic relationship of Pterodactyls and Tyrannosaurus Rex, the many products and services provided by Kmart, Disney Moon, and Opiate War II. Afterwards we play a game of “So Many Questions But I Guess 20 Will Do.” Follow me on:
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In this episode Aiden makes his inaugural appearance as a co-host on the show and we discuss undercarriage lights on cops, the uterverse, Stanford Full Moon on the Quad, why physical wars are better than language wars, Forrest Fenn’s sting operation, and the drastic changes made to the world of pup play. Then we jump in to a new game called Aiden’s Satire Corner. Follow me on:
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In this episode Kate Harlow comes back to talk with me about Mark Zuckerberg’s booster seat, my insatiable urge to touch fruit, how this podcast could potentially be bad for your brain, Karen the gator, what pennies look like, avocado toast face painting, Texans In Space, and a sandwich murderer. And stick around for Florida Man Bingo because it comes with a big announcement! Follow Kate on: Twitter - @argonkitten Follow Kate and friends' show “Bike Brigade” on: Twitter - @kids_bikes Instagram - @kidsonbikescast Their website - www.kidsonbikescast.com Find Kate and friends' show “Bike Brigade” on: - "Any of your fine podcasting services" Follow me on:
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In this episode I learn a lot about gestation, bees take over the world, an alligator is late to work, I get mad over an hour, and I finally find a common bond with cheetahs. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Tickets are still available for the WNBA game at the Mohegan Sun on Friday 8/23, get more information at sun.wnba.com/schedule Find more information about auditioning for the Connecticut Gay Men's Chorus at ctgmc.org Here's that video I referenced during the daylight savings time bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q Check out Shattered Worlds RPG! Article Links: https://people.com/pets/baby-rhino-born-artificial-insemination-buffalo-zoo/ https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/23245/20190709/bees-are-the-most-important-living-being-on-earth.htm https://www.foxnews.com/us/alligator-florida-traffic-flooded-roadway https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ditch-switch-call-go-permanent-daylight-saving-time-grows-n1043051 https://www.boredpanda.com/nervous-cheetahs-support-dogs/

In this episode we gone down memory lane in an episode of Old News covering episodes 13-17! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Find more information about auditioning for the Connecticut Gay Men's Chorus at ctgmc.org Check out Shattered Worlds RPG!

In this episode Kim is back and we talk about haunted harems, electricity-proof bears, Green Goblin’s army of D&D creatures, the many ways druids behave in society, a great way to ruin a children’s movie, Agatha’s Wii Bowling alley, the aliens keeping your toilet clean, lasagna crime, and we end the article segment with a lovely pep talk for your dick. I also unveil the newest addition to the SOTTOMH Game Cabinet, Florida Man Bingo! (this was a beta test, it will be workshopped, nothing was cut for time but a lot was cut for content) Follow Kim Metzger on twitter @Metzgirl and check out her podcasts at their respective websites, servicedesk.com and beholderseyecast.com! She also does a guest spot on LCP Dnd! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Check out my guest spot on Ed Bachta’s podcast UnAired!, episode 59! Article Links: https://abc13.com/society/haunted-magnolia-hotel-in-texas-to-open-for-overnight-stays/5361535/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-49018141 https://www.blogto.com/city/2019/06/toronto-spiderman-street-preachers/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48993220 https://www.kwch.com/content/news/Drunk-man-sends-injured-baby-bird-to-wildlife-rescue-center-in-Uber-512463031.html https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/spell-coconut-viral-sex-tip-meme https://kotaku.com/joy-con-drift-is-becoming-a-real-problem-on-the-switch-1836417809 https://www.theverge.com/2019/7/16/20697123/elon-musk-neuralink-brain-reading-thread-robot http://www.ladbible.com/technology/gaming-open-world-game-where-you-solve-puzzles-as-a-cat-is-being-made-20190717 https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/manuelbetancourt/penises-euphoria-nudity-hbo-game-of-thrones

Episode 46 - My Jeedo, If You Will! In this episode Jon joins me to talk about what our good friend The Mastered Chief smells like, my dooms-day outfit, the most thoughtful way to have a bot text your girlfriend for you, Philadelphia’s crimes against robot-kind, how we’ve ALWAYS been in Spiderman Homecoming, the gritty reboot of Freaky Friday starring Stephen Colbert and Donald Trump, blind children cursing with legos, the parachute pride flag that might have been, voters who got too baked, and stealing animals from aquariums to go-kart like the Mario Brothers. Plus we play an exciting game of So Many Questions But 20 Will Do. Look for Jon’s shows Popcorn Junkie and Living In The Stacks on the Gumbie Cats Network! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://nerdist.com/article/new-line-of-xbox-hygiene-products-will-make-you-smell-like-a-gamer/ https://www.unilad.co.uk/fashion/denim-speedos-exist-just-in-time-for-your-summer-holiday/ https://www.abacusnews.com/digital-life/busy-boyfriend-creates-bot-chat-his-girlfriend/article/3013843 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/philadelphia-drug-bust-ship-feds-seized-billion-dollars-of-cocaine-could-have-30-tons-more-on-board/ https://ew.com/movies/2019/06/07/gwyneth-paltrow-has-no-memory-of-being-in-spider-man-homecoming/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/stephen-colbert-defends-fox-news-after-trump-calls-it-fake-news https://design-milk.com/lego-launches-braille-bricks-for-children-to-learn-braille/ https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/new-york-city-s-largest-lgbtq-pride-flag-arrives-four-n1016601 https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/sponsor-ny-bill-legalize-recreational-pot-pass-63809832 https://whdh.com/news/worlds-largest-indoor-go-kart-complex-opens-in-massachusetts/

In this episode Lynne comes on to talk with me about weed stories from jail, the Burgered King’s new demaborgers, the tenderest kiss that changed the world, beans that eat rocks, the gelatinous space UN, glazing your fun bits, crying at Disney songs, and how cool your ferret is when it’s stoned. Also we play a game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition. Find Lynne on Twitter @aynnelnn Listen to The Read Between and Nostalgia Cops! Find them on Twitter @readbetweencast and @nostalgiacops. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://q985online.com/new-illinois-marijuana-laws-will-clear-over-700000-convictions/ https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/13/business/burger-king-stranger-things/index.html https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-ms-justin-bieber-tom-cruise-fight-20190610-story.html https://thetakeout.com/florida-social-media-paid-hot-dogs-will-yums-1835484394 https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/huge-mysterious-blob-discovered-under-moon-s-biggest-crater-ncna1015966 https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/11/business/krispy-kreme-new-york-times-square-location-trnd/index.html https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325444.php https://www.forbes.com/sites/lisettevoytko/2019/06/11/study-hemp-could-help-declining-honeybee-population/ https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-naked-strange-dance-mcdonalds-sex-railing-1443522 https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-tells-deputy-cocaine-powder-on-noise-not-his-police https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-meth-hot-fresh-potato-wedges https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/florida-man-terrorizes-shoppers-flings-urine-on-police/ https://www.geek.com/news/florida-man-arrives-home-from-work-finds-alligator-waiting-at-front-door-1791111/ https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20190613/florida-man-places-bee-hotels-in-st-johns-county https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-took-cocaine-ate-puffer-fish-liver-intensive-care-1443312 https://miami.cbslocal.com/video/4102695-florida-man-banned-for-life-on-spirit-airlines-for-reportedly-vaping-during-flight/ https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-flagler-county-jesse-estep-postal-service-stolen-van-meth-cocaine-1443059 https://www.newsweek.com/florida-taco-bell-drive-thru-fight-st-johns-county-sheriffs-office-1443336 https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-florida-ketchup-assault-20190606-ilbpaq4cmzbsjkqoaaj2ywrdqy-story.html https://www.winknews.com/2019/06/11/florida-man-works-on-email-as-kids-run-down-roadway-in-dried-feces-urine/ https://www.winknews.com/2019/06/09/florida-man-disrupts-restaurant-tells-officers-go-to-dunkin-donuts/ https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230941543.html https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/florida-man-arrested-after-troopers-find-115-pounds-of-marijuana-in-trunk-during-traffic-stop

In this episode I’m joined by Matt to talk about things like spooky parks, ThanksMcGiving, dumpster-diving for screenplays, the state of Goodwill sex benches, exchanging your baby for store-credit at the hospital, Britain’s next Lord Buckethead, the musical opinions of what’s-his-name, and your moped which is also your wife. Plus we play an eye-opening game of What’s Florida Man Been Up To! Find Matt on Twitter @mattunderscorec Check out the shows he hosts on! - Stuff Weekly - Cartridge Blowers Be sure to tune into the Summer Games Done Quick charity fundraiser where Matt will be hosting! Proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher - Podbean Check out the show’s patreon @ patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/31/nyregion/newyorktoday/nyc-news-hart-island-bronx-graves.html http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/woman-busted-for-mcchicken-rage-assault-203718 https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/05/philippines-ships-69-containers-dumped-rubbish-canada-190531012335944.html https://www.thecut.com/2019/05/should-you-buy-cara-delevingne-and-ashley-bensons-sex-bench.html https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tanyachen/chinese-retailer-ali-express-surprised-midwestern-mom-with https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/26/lord-buckethead-double-trouble-theresa-may https://variety.com/2019/music/news/imagine-dragons-nickelback-worst-band-slipknot-corey-taylor-1203145926/ https://gizmodo.com/man-suffers-9-day-erection-after-bruising-taint-in-mope-1835153121 https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-john-mehne-new-york-state-police-chicken-coop-police-chase-1442705 https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-coconut-assault-strip-club https://www.foxnews.com/us/snakes-slithers-out-of-toilet-bites-florida-man https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-broke-77-year-old-womans-home-clothing-drink-1440302 https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article230989693.html

In this episode friends of the show Aiden and Jeff pop in for a group hang and talk about Mt. Damn Daniel, turning off the temperature, learning about a president, Jurassic Kush, cryptid orgies, and a beer-stealin’ pig. Also we play a fun game of So Many Questions But 20 Will Do. Find Jeff on Twitter at @eljefetacoma Find Aiden on twitter and instagram at @kinsellaaiden Check out all their shows! - Shattered Worlds RPG - Jeff, Aiden, AJ - Everything Is Awesome Pod - Jeff - War for the Tower - Jeff - Good Idea - Aiden Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher - Podbean Check out the show’s patreon @ patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/2019/05/everest-season-deaths-controversy-crowding/ https://www.businessnewsdaily.com/10964-office-temperature-debate.html https://www.ctinsider.com/local/ctpost/article/Bridgeport-school-turns-to-yoga-to-help-calm-13895228.php https://www.engadget.com/2019/05/24/barbican-flower-resurrecting-the-sublime/?utm_medium=sunday104t.media.20190526.smartflab.436.2&utm_source=email&utm_content=article&utm_campaign=10-for-today---4.0-styling&fbclid=IwAR3koVyKabBSIC7EGtBuOfcdwO0z9cbBW7J0Bazsq1kHuz3RkPrttUtKqzg&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9sLmZhY2Vib29rLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAABIXMQXT2Z61ZIkSdXQjevU8RhJSkuNYNrom-7cqBoILcsJJF2VmTc0-vYOgrAIkrFub_Cef6TZpuHIcsLGqC2omeuSTk6Z5vAhuWqpj3hZnW89X3bumGlGTvBgP7mdGe5r76AAHS6LHVKPeKmJ6oqxqTF_4VV-O8NSU8ecnWtOm https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2019/05/31/ww2-veteran-profile-tom-rice-dday-orig.cnn https://www.outdoorrevival.com/featured/pig-steals-campers-beer-gets-drunk-starts-a-fight-with-a-cow.html https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/florida-man-arrested-for-hitting-mom-on-head-with-corn-cob/2033583086

In this episode I’m finally back from hiatus and Colin and Bill are back to help me get back into the swing of things as we discuss scientific dream coconuts, the best heist nicknames, the clout dichotomy, ladytwitter.com, plane smoking, deep-learning intimacy, The Colonel’s self-esteem issues, solutions for hazardous asteroids, and a lemur’s most fuckable years. Also we play a game of Would You Rather: Florida Man Edition. Follow Colin on: Twitter - @ColinMParker Instagram - @ColinMParker Follow Bill on: Twitter - @billhinderman Instagram - @billhinderman Check out Colin’s many shows! - Myth Takes - Journey Under 30 - Apotelesma Check out the Scavengers Network!: Website - www.scavengersnetwork.com Check out Shortwave!: Website - www.goshortwave.com Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Google Play - Stitcher - Podbean Check out the show’s patreon @ patreon.com/straightoffpod Info for the early screening of Rocketman in New Haven that the Connecticut Gay Mens Chorus will be performing before can be found here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rocketman-a-first-night-screening-to-benefit-apnh-tickets-58594047373 Article Links: https://www.foxnews.com/health/bride-nearly-lost-leg-in-firework-coconut-mishap-hours-after-dream-wedding?fbclid=IwAR0sbqMP_E3Vn0iJG0xsOH4JcyKFnKItiog3GWyl9AO0x4-rkevH5TOfgoY https://www.wafb.com/2019/05/24/arrested-after-allegedly-stealing-more-than-k-home-depot-lowes/?fbclid=IwAR3aXbACjavAxYEoWpjRWEmc72coCX71CySfB3nV3hzffYoxffWcBHkX2Ro https://me.me/i/cnin-cnn-cnn-your-child-might-act-in-a-homosexual-19029118 https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2018/10/4/17936328/nike-unlaced-women-sneaker-culture-sarah-andelman-serena-williams?fbclid=IwAR3zZ3WUn7JqOP2gbv6DXc1X0QHlGfxSxqlSxGaQ-2VcNwg7yqW2yaiB_7o https://www.aol.com/article/news/2019/05/24/man-lights-cigarette-on-spirit-airlines-flight-in-startling-viral-footage/23734527/?guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9uZXdzLmdvb2dsZS5jb20v&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAIiwDdLT4qM6mdIkqbcoYokDms87FpOPIPpZonGfSIR-SYgXfP74hdCfGOe0a3NoSmos6P0XYdg_1IYY0pJYyd84PSCUMt-6279AFG5OzH2ewVmw7gbhRTSGQfOC3Rd2jniw3ZdwkJ6G74DJ-EkMLjMpuO7oaj4auH6m5komxm9f&fbclid=IwAR0hJXiwvzzIS-OcicyUab2eLC2ctwL65DRs35g4PvPezevD9CovuTvnngc&guccounter=2 https://www.esquire.com/uk/latest-news/a26834496/playstation-5s-deep-learning-technology-could-identify-just-how-bad-you-are-at-games/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7026927/Student-arrested-eating-free-KFC-year-posing-boss-head-office.html?fbclid=IwAR39P4JQwJhoNIQOIZUFhVqiY1LoLz1a9QHZ94XVjN81aIDzOAygixUdcWk https://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-wants-your-help-bringing-back-pieces-of-asteroid-bennu/?fbclid=IwAR2olu84LgAd97VIklUUPzDdfrhKmPunyX389t7z57cYjKRNFKqg4en6v_Q https://myfox8.com/2019/04/11/duke-lemur-center-welcomes-first-baby-lemur-of-2019-granddaughter-of-zoboomafoo/ https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-takes-bath-in-wendys-kitchen-sink https://www.wtsp.com/article/sports/mlb/florida-man-vandalizes-wrigley-field-scoreboard/67-de8626d7-1dd5-4d1c-aef6-2e0f904166e3 https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/florida-man-arrested-crashing-strangers-wedding https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article230746089.html https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-concealed-gun-waistband-shot-himself-1432308 https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40511060/shirtless-florida-man-steals-highway-patrol-cruiser-leads-wild-chase https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/caught-on-camera-florida-man-sets-porch-on-fire/2022365485 https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Stands-Through-Sunroof-While-Driving-on-Highway-509857101.html https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40499554/florida-man-arrested-for-stealing-costumes-from-disney-parks https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/14/shirtless-florida-man-fought-tree-after-told-keep-away-students-on-field-trip/3665944002/

Sorry for not posting this earlier, I struggled with announcing this because it's not something I really WANT to do but it's something that I HAVE to do for my own mental health. In the meantime you can still hear me on Shattered Worlds. Again thank you guys in advance for letting me take the time to heal myself mentally, some of the things on my plate are gonna calm down soon but for now they require my focus. See you May 28th with a new episode.

In this episode Daniel Spencer joins me and we have a wonderful time talking about a young child’s make-up crimes, Captain Breakfast, an endless supply of Rick Shaws’, the preferred transit options of the Bermuda Triangle, how shitty McDonald’s is, the chemicals in the air that turn the birds gay, eating the rich, the Paul Blart Mall Cop convention in Pauleigh North Carolina, the eldritch god of drawing dicks, and a fight entertaining enough to steal cornbread for. Plus we play a riveting game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition! Follow Daniel on: Twitter - @dantendo64 Follow his shows on Twitter: Kids On Bikes - @kids_bikes The Fourth Journal - @The4thJournal Apotelesma - @ApotelesmaP Find his shows wherever fine podcasts are sold! Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod Tumblr - straightoffpod.tumblr.com GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://twentytwowords.com/child-destroys-1000-worth-make-sephora/ https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/04/13/711144729/can-this-breakfast-cereal-help-save-the-planet https://www.archdaily.com/908252/luxembourg-becomes-first-country-to-make-all-public-transit-free http://personcountylife.com/stories/triangle-commuter-rail-doomed-from-start,22422 https://news.yahoo.com/lifestyle/every-mcdonald-touchscreen-study-tested-155700961.html http://readingrepublican.com/2019/04/10/confirmed-gays-are-using-windmills-to-waft-homosexual-mists-into-your-home/ https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/07/africa/south-africa-rhino-poacher-eaten/index.html https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending-now/pollmageddon-pollen-haze-in-north-carolina-captured-in-sneezeworthy-photos/938611124 https://www.bbc.com/news/health-47889387 https://www.nbc15.com/content/news/Woman-does-karate-son-gets-nude-dog-steals-cornbread-mix-from-Walmart-police-say-508513791.html https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/04/10/florida-man-bought-8-million-island-charged-stealing-kmart-police/3415526002/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-films-himself-placing-cigarette-in-gators-mouth-deputies-say https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-driver-stopping-crossing-suv-arrested https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40121548/shirtless-drunk-florida-man-harasses-people-at-the-park https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/florida-man-claims-he-found-tooth-inside-busch-beer-from-family-dollar https://www.wftv.com/news/trending-now/florida-man-breaks-into-store-flips-off-security-camera-deputies-say/931262122 https://www.nbc-2.com/story/40300324/florida-man-punches-bicyclist-who-wanted-to-cross-in-front-of-his-car https://www.wptv.com/news/state/fl-man-who-served-as-einstein-test-taker-in-college-admission-scam-pleads-guilty https://www.wsj.com/articles/florida-man-turns-city-into-americas-unlikeliest-hockey-hotbed-11554980402 https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228166959.html https://fox61.com/2019/04/08/florida-man-arrested-after-strangers-find-him-asleep-on-porch-with-loaded-shotgun/ https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-toilet-gun-crime-1388649 https://www.golfdigest.com/story/florida-high-schooler-attempts-to-rko-principal-gets-promptly-arrested https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228774609.html https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-accused-of-smoking-weed-in-police-academy-parking-lot https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/crime/2019/03/26/florida-man-caught-fake-urine-says-its-role-play-spouse/3278783002/g