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The Kent State Gun Girl is back in the news, sadly so the Sycamore Boys break down a wild day on Twitter and dive into the moral responsibility of social media "journalists". Ryan breaks down the Stars' playoff chances and Jesse talks the home stretch of the NBA season. (0:00-39:45) Gun Girl Shit the Bed(39:52-52:00) Can the Stars Win a Stanley Cup? (52:01-1:32:20) Sports Zone(1:32:25-1:38:45) Ryan Roasts Jesse About the Cheating Astros, Again(1:38:50-END) Parting Thoughts
Ryan roasts Jesse about the Astros' inability to properly apologize for being cheating bastards (1:30-29:55). Manchester City was suspended from the Champions League and fined a bajillion dollars for cooking the books. Ryan, AKA, the biggest Liverpool fanboy in the world, couldn't be happier (30:00-42:10). The boys break down the TV shows they're watching, and the show flies off the rails because Jesse made the mistake of admitting he was a fan of The Bachelor (42:11-1:24:25).
Ryan and Jesse braved the elements (it started snowing a little while we were recording) to deliver you this premium content. The Chiefs staged a late comeback in the Super Bowl to take down the 49ers and bring this NFL season to a close. The boys look back on this season and pick apart the biggest storylines heading into the offseason. (0:00-23:33) Super Bowl Recap(23:36-38:50) In Memoriam: 2019-2020 Season(38:55-1:10:15) Oscars Preview(1:10:18-END) The Three Putt and Final Thoughts
The Sycamore Boys remember Kobe Bryant and discuss what his untimely death means for the world of sports. Ryan and Jesse look ahead to this weekend's Super Bowl and make their picks before diving into segments. (0:00-31:30) Kobe (31:35-55:00) Super Bowl LIV(55:01-1:09:50) The Three Putt(1:09:55-1:28:16) Houston's Sports Woes(1:28:20-1:33:15) Final Thoughts
After ten hours of prep, recording, and several technological mishaps that was in no way Jesse's fault, the boys finally finished this godforsaken episode. Ryan and Jesse look back on the AFC and NFC Championship games before diving into segments. (0:00) Intro(2:40) Championship Weekend Breakdown(17:16) Aaron Hernandez Netflix Doc(28:30) Antonio Brown Done Goofed, Again(35:20) MLB HOF(46:25) Eli Manning Retires(52:15) Infamous Closing Segment QUESTIONS/COMMENTS/CONCERNS: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
Ryan and Jesse break down the NFL divisional round, including the Texan's collapse and the Titan's wild ride (0:00-37:40). Then they look ahead to Titans-Chiefs and Packers-49ers (37:42-1:01). Finally, Jesse cries into the mic because Houston had one of the worst weeks in recent memory.
On today's episode, we look back on an exciting week of football, including wins from the Cowboys and Texans. It was the week of the backup quarterback, and Daniel Jones took the league by storm. Finally, Jesse and Andrew look at some winners and losers from this week, including Antonio Brown's twitter tirade. Questions/Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
Jesse sits down to talk about this week in Astros baseball including Gerrit Cole's dominance, playoff rosters, and news around the team. Questions/Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
Andrew and Jesse recap week 2 of NFL action, including a few wins for the state of Texas. Big Ben and Drew Brees are hurt and Antonio Brown debuts for the Pats. Questions/Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
Jesse and Andrew look back on a wild week that started with the Texans blowing it in the Big Easy, and talk about some moments that made them rethink being a sports fan. In segments, they discuss racist Eagle fans and the moral implications of taking food off of a student's lunch tray. Questions/Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
Jesse and Andrew discuss the top storylines heading into this football season and give their rapid reactions to Week 1 to distract themselves from the fact that Jesse's life is slowly falling apart. Questions/Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
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With football season around the corner, the anti-establishment boys talk some NBA. Why do millennials follow players instead of teams, and what can we do to change that? Boogie Cousins flew off the rails, and Jesse and Andrew make their early picks for the season. Questions/Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
It's a bad day to be a guy named Andrew. Andrew Luck retired from the NFL and Andrew broke his back playing disc golf. The boys talk about Jesse's last first day of undergrad and their favorite parts of the first day of school. In segments we have "This Dude Sucks", "Minorly Inconvenienced" and a special "Top Three" Questions/ Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
Andrew and Jesse are live from Apartment 1218 drafting a fantasy football team. Katy Wilson makes her mid-20s debut to talk about all things football and look ahead to the coming season. Questions/Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
The boys are back in the laboratory after a few weeks. We discuss college classes starting, and if we would go back to relive our early college days. In segments, we talk about NFL drama, Jay Z, Zeke and Dak and our least popular opinions. Questions/Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
The boys are back in the studio after a tough couple of days recovering from Vegas. INTRO: (0:01-3:00) Vegas Breakdown: (3:01-33:40)This Dude Sucks (33:41-46:00) Sixty Second Soapbox (46:01-52:10) Top Three Shit Celebs (52:11-1:00:06) Website: https://jfbrackeen.wixsite.com/website
Emergency Fast Break as the Astros trade four prospects to get Zack Greinke from the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Megan calls in to discuss the finale of Big Little Lies Season II. (0:01-3:00) Introducing Megan(3:01-10:45) What Makes Big Little Lies Tick(10:46-36:50) Breaking Down Season 2 Finale(36:51-50:00) Megan's Takeaways + Winners and Losers Questions/Comments/Concerns: jfbrackeen@gmail.com
(0:00-6:15) Intro(6:16-14:00) Viral six-year-old needs to stop(14:01-18:09) Andrew did Camp Gladiator Games(18:10-29:24) Top Cheat Meals(29:25-40:10) This Dude Sucks(40:11-45:50) Sixty Second Soapbox(45:51-50:00) VEGAS? Comments, concerns? Email me at jfbrackeen@gmail.com
Jesse and Andrew talk about the Women's World Cup and America. Segments include: We Watched a 30 for 30, Seemingly Unbelievable News Headline of the Week, and This Dude Sucks.
Jesse breaks down Astros controversy and looks back on the first half of the season. Questions/Comments? Reach out to jfbrackeen@gmail.com. Please download, follow and subscribe.
Jesse and Andrew discuss the final domino of a wild free agency season: Kawhi and PG13 are going to Los Angeles. They give their rapid reactions and discuss how the move affects the Western Conference, Lebron, Oklahoma City, and potential playoff implications.
Jesse talks about the Astros' sweep of the Mariners and the finalized All-Star rosters. Questions/Comments? Reach out to jfbrackeen@gmail.com. Please download, follow and subscribe.
What the frick is happening? Jesse and Andrew talk about a wild first 48 hours of free agency, live from Apartment 1218. Questions/Comments? Reach out to jfbrackeen@gmail.com. Please download, follow and subscribe.
Jesse talks about the Astros' sweep of the Mariners and the finalized All-Star rosters.
Andrew and Jesse discuss NBA Free Agency, the way too early winners and losers, and the likelihood that Jimmy Butler fades Chris Paul on sight.