The Cinemaniacs

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Duh du. Duh du. Duh du. Is that how you spell the sound of the music?

Finally back in person, and it feels so great to be back guys. We know, we are best as a team and our plays did reflect that, so we hope to get back on top. Thanks for tuning in every week to hear us chat for an hour, it really does mean a lot, and we hope you're having a great time wherever you are this week enjoying this podcast. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Here they are! The first Bloops with both Aiden and Lewis in the SAME STUDIO!!! *Reggae horn* We hope you enjoy these new bloops, straight from 1855... Or maybe, 1985? Wait wait, maybe 2015?? Geez, I donno, its a time travel film.

Well. Aiden told me he had a description. But I found none. So I wrote one. It goes like this: GO SAY MINES THE BEST! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Listen here. Please. Don't go over to Aiden he does not deserve the plays, I do though. How many plays can we rack up on mine? Send it to your friends, I want to win! GO GO GO!

Um… funny story. I am in CO. So how was I sposed to record an episode??? Luckily Aiden had a plan. I won't go into the deets. Listen. And. Enjoy. I hope you like Aiden's voice! Go! Now! Listen!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Just listen to this through your earbuds while dancing with your pregnant wife in the middle of the apocalypse! Wait... that only applies to like, half of you... I guess... Uh... Well, just listen to this IN a quiet place!

Lewis and Aiden back at you AGAIN with a fabulous Trailer Park Episode! As the Romans would say, episode V. The Empire Strikes Back with Lewis choosing a film slated to come out later this month, and Aiden choosing an excessively WEIRD movie! (But Aiden's Movie is the most gorgeous thing probably ever so...) Hope you enjoy!

“We don't need roads where we're going.” Lewis' last words before driving off a cliff hoping his car could fly just like the Delorean. But no, it plummeted to his very un-timely death. This is the end of the Cinemaniacs. JUST kidding. Back at you this week with some back to the future action! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

"Earbuds, where we're going, we don't need Earbuds!" This is what Lewis said before pulling Aiden into his DeLorean, pushing the gas, and immediately slamming into a tree. After that, things went downhill quickly. But, not to worry, you favorite Cinemaniacs were able to crank out an episode over everyone's favorite time traveling duo in Back to the Future!

“The sacred power of the magic stone is the only thing able to boost this podcasts audience.” Man I wish, if only anything in Troll 2 were real, sadly literally every single thing that happens in this film is fake. Not even the scripting is every day usage lines, but words and phrases so boring no human has ever uttered them. This week we chose to do the worst movie (literally) (like voted that) ever.

Here it is folks, the award winning movie of the century. It made Lewis and Aiden laugh harder than any other movie yet. It was heartfelt, thoughtful, and most of all, it had the inclusion of a double decker bologna sandwich! So, join us as we journey to Nilbog for some green and slimy fun!

“The Cinemanation is so ditsy” said Aiden staring out at the crowd gathered at his feet. “I mean this guy's not even paying attention, he's playing clash of clans, and this Lady, well, she's drinking hot chocolate and listening to Perry Gripp! They're not it listening to us!! So much for that live show idea. We might as well throw our podcasting stuff away. I quit.” Just kiddin'! Legally Blonde for the win! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week on BLOOPS! Aiden attacks Adam Sandler and sings a Callahan song while Lewis wheels and deals his way as a true god of the eBay world. You know, just the regular old content of a good, old-fashioned, home made bloops. Just like Mom used to make.

Imagine listening to a podcast, just to hear analysis of your favorite film. What if I told you, Aiden doesn't care. He doesn't care about the fans, doesn't read the emails, doesn't contribute to the website, doesn't buy big gulps for consumption during the pod, and doesn't religiously check Anchor, hoping for new listeners from far away places. Never in his life. Ever. TO ALL THE BOYS I'VE LOVED BEFORE. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hello again Cinemanation! We got another GRAND trailer park for you all this month! Lewis chooses another incredible Jordan Peele film Candyman (a remake of the original) and Aiden chooses a film from his favorite director, Wes Anderson's Grand Budapest Hotel. We hope you enjoy! Future Aiden here again... Hey guys, sorry about the delay in the episode. Its been a crazy few days and there were some technical difficulties. I hope you love this episode!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, was STARWARS. *pew pew pew* *sounds of death* *huge spaceship moves into the frame* This week, in honor of Star Wars day coming in like 4 days if we can do math, we have decided to do… A NEW HOPE. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

"These are not the Bloops your looking for." These were the fateful words Lewis spoke shortly before he was arrested. He tried to do the Jedi Mind trick on the police. Sadly, he didn't realize that it takes more than a cloak to become a Jedi. He was sitting in the car, the cop pulled him over for speeding, Lewis tried to do the mind trick, winked at the cop and immediately got arrested. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, here's the Bloops for New Hope! Hope you enjoy!

Ha! You're back again?? Well, another round of tech difficulties has plagued us this week. This time the mics just wouldn't play actually good sound… it was all choppy and terrible. So, in order to still bring you an episode, we used the computer mic… it doesn't sound the best, but Godzilla v Kong! Don't forget to find us here. Support for this episode comes from The Charted Life Podcast! You can find them here. It comes also from the G&C Podcast! You can find them here. Lastly, but definitely not leastly (is that even a word) support comes from the podcast 'Handled' which you can find here. Enjoy the Episode! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Batman V. Superman. Godzilla V. Kong. Aiden V. Lewis. Some of the greatest battles of all time have taken place in relation to the podcast. And today Cinemanation, you get to join us as we cannonball DEEP into the world of bloops!

Welcome Back Cinemanation, this episode you might have noticed, is WAY shorter than all the rest. Like, WAY. We had a bad mishap during recording (the first time) and so had to re-record; but being the lazy selves that we are decided to do a way shorter episode focusing on the movie as a whole, and while still having special guest Jack on the show, deciding to also have him on next week! This was recorded over the inter-webs, so pardon the poor quality (if there is any) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Shoutout to all the DMV workers in the world, this week we did your type of movie. Of course, the one and only, biggest fallacy in history, Zootopia! An amazing movie, if I might say so myself; though Aiden would disagree, he would say it was more amazing than amazing. Well, at least his favorite character he'd say is more amazing than amazing. Clawhouser! (is that how you spell his name) No matter if it's not, but Aiden's new role model is Clawhouser. Brad Pitt has been replaced, (sorry Brad) (catch ya next time), now stop reading this and go listen to the epsisode! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

“Your dead bunny bumpkins,” of course, that quote comes from the long list of demeaning comments made at Aiden. Luckily, he's bashin on the haters. Actually I'm not sure if he is... or if that's even the term... ANYWAY, Zootopia bloops, finally here!

"As you wish." Those were the last words ever spoken by Aiden, before he jumped off a ledge onto a trampoline which threw him into a nearby thicket, fracturing both his thighs and utterly destroying his pancreas. Yup, Lewis is all the podcast has left. Do any of you guys remember this movie from your childhood? A true cult classic. The Princes Bride folks. The Princess Bride. Enjoy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're three months deep into these Trailer Parks, Lewis and Aiden deeply hope your enjoying them as much as they are! This month, Lewis shows his love for Video Game movies with "Free Guy" staring none other than Ryan Reynolds! And, of course, Aiden brings a VERY pretentious black and white silent film... from 2011. We hope you enjoy! Future Aiden here: Just for the record, Lewis has told me no less than 3 times how annoying it is that I chose a trailer with zero words!!

INCONCEIVABLE!! The Cinemaniacs doing the Princess Bride!?! INCONCEIVABLE! You know, Aiden and Lewis keep using that word and they for sure have no idea what it means. Enjoy this weeks fabulous BLOOPS!

I... I don't really know how to feel. For the second week in a row, the Cinemaniacs are doing an ADAM SANDLER FILM!!! It's bizarre and strange but here we are. This week, it's Sandy Wexler. We hope you enjoy this week's episode, we promise next time, we won't do an Adam film. Well, Aiden promises, as Lewis LOVES to say: "Put him on blast CinemaNation, put him on blast!" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Your back? Again? For another weekly dose of Lewis and Aiden? On a Wednesday? You really have nothing else to do? Wow. I guess if you really are that desperate for some entertainment. Go ahead. Click the play button and say farewell to all your troubles for approximately two minutes, give or take.

Welcome one, welcome all to the Episode 19 debut. Two scientists, mildly balding, embark on the pod of the century. In this chilling movie (that's not actually chilling) with the greatest actor (Adam Sandler). Buckle Up, Buttercup --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Well, you've asked for it and here they are: the most Bloops the CDC recommends at a given time! This edition includes a pretty awesome rap, by your two favorite podcasters!

Get ready. We have a big surprise for you guys, something we could never done without you guys. That's right, we hit 1k listens.

“If Love was a rose, it would be purple. If it were purple, it would be a rose.”There it is folks. Jay's beautiful lines of poetry. Speaking of love, should we do another rom-com. Yes you say? Ok; we gotchu. Fill out the birthday form: Tap Here Our website: Here --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Music, dancing, Ryan Gosling, Lewis. What do all these have in common? Their all themes in this week's film, La La Land... Except Lewis. Who cannot dance. But he tries, Cinemanation, he tries.

"Nothing makes sense anymore" - Jojo Rabbit. This is one of those episode descriptions, where all the other episode descriptions have been used, and so you're trying to think of another one, but you have to do homework as well, and you just want to go take a nap. You're probably thinking, "Oh it's one of those days", and yes, yes it is, "Nothing makes sense anymore" - Jojo Rabbit. And if you hadn't guessed from the quote's forefather, the movie we are doing this week is Jojo Rabbit. Birthday Shoutout Form: Right here --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Scared. 10 years old. Nicknamed Rabbit. who am I describing? AIDEN of course! The rabbit of all rabbits, the king of the rabbits, the rabbit Lord; I can testify, it's Aiden. Sadly, this movie was not about Aiden.... But JOJO rabbit! Have fun with these bloops. (And don't forget to laugh)

Well, here it is Cinemaniacs Nation, bonus episode number two! So join Aiden and Lewis as we discuss? Watch? Enjoy? There's not a good verb for what they did with this trailer. But we hope you enjoy the absurdity that is Troll and Troll 2!

"Another Rom-Com?" asked Aiden when Lewis broke the news. "Yes" Lewis replied, "Better to dream about love than nothing at all," he finished. "What if I don't want to find love," shot back Aiden, "What if I want to be a single male with no living relatives and a pet rat for company." "Then my friend," soothed Lewis, "You will die an un-happy man." You've got mail, folks. You've got mail.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

"Don't cry Cinemaniacs Nation, don't cry" "I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so bad" You asked for it, and here they are, Bloops! Chock full of Aiden and Lewis spontaneously losing their ability to speak and dropping their cookies!

“Oh Aiden how I love you so.” Alas, the one quote Aiden might never hear in his lifetime, just kidding ;) But yes, you guessed it from that quote we are doing a cheesy Netflix rom-com, in honor of Valentine's Day, with Noah Centineo (the Dwayne Johnson of romances). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Oh, doesn't it feel so good to have bloops back.... to me it does, to us it does. The comedy never stops with this pair. I mean. Literally. They will probably die laughing to a knock knock joke.

What do Agent Peely and Jordan Peele have in common? An ending name of Peel. That is the joke for the week. Laugh as long as you want, but leave some time for this incredible episode of Us! A Jordan Peele horror film, the sequel (well, is it??) to Get Out! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

{spooky noises} “AHHHH” {more spooky noises} I wish that happened in the real thing. If only we were that talented that we could make spooky noises, the only noises we can make are the sounds your throat makes when your really thirsty and the sounds a seagull makes on its last cries. I mean, when you combine those two you really get Lewis and Aiden; I'm not joking this time. This weeks episode comes straight from Halloween, it's Get Out folks, the wonderfully directed horror film all about race and diversity while at the same time giving you chills all the day. Buckle Up; and I'll say this once and say it again; listener digression advised for this weeks and next episodes  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Guys, We just hit 50 followers on Instagram. A milestone to be remembered. Thanks again for supporting us through three seasons, If we keep up like this we'll hit 200 followers in a year!! Keep up the good work, and thanks one more time for being a part (a cinemanationer) of the cinemaniacs

Hello welcome to our VERY FIRST bonus episode!! This month, Lewis and Aiden bring you to the Trailer Park, where they watch the trailer for a movie that they've NEVER seen and then compact all their thoughtful analysis into 2 minutes! Thanks for listening to another month's worth of Cinemaniacs content!

"He's one righteous dude" Don't we all feel this way about Ferris Bueller? I mean, he goes out to baseball games and makes crazy phony phone calls and this week, Aiden and Lewis cannonball DEEP into the inner dialogue of Cameron, Sloan and the Sausage King of Chicago himself! Socials! Website: thecinemaniacspod.wordpress.com Instagram:  the.cinemaniacs.pod Email: cinemanaicspodcast@gmail.com Anchor:  https://anchor.fm/the-cinemanaics Twitter: cinemaniacs_pod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Well folks. I'm sad to say Aiden got run over by 2 semi's and had to work a double shift at the looney tunes theater and so it all came down to, editing wasn't finished!! Well, that and the pizza lady still hadn't arrived yet. So that's why this episode was delayed, but don't worry, the real episode will still be right on time!

“Hit the road, Bucky” those were the final words Aiden would ever hear in his career with the Cinemaniacs. Just kidding, Welcome back to the Cinemaniacs, this episode we are cannonballing (what a long verb) into The Emperors New Groove. Sounds good doesn't it. Don't worry, it is. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to a BRAND NEW BLOOPS! This week you can look forward to 3 different "realization" songs and a whole lot of yawning! Hope you enjoy!!

Ha! Tuning into the station again are you? Well today you get nothing other than a, and I wish I knew how to spell anything Aiden says, but into a “Zaney” (if my spelling doesn't fail me) Episode. Arrival, a film bout aliens, fancy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hey everyone! Sorry for the late release time, Lewis and Aiden were arrested for talking too much about colors. Hopefully, someone pays their bail but in the meantime, here are the bloops!