THE HALF ASSED PODCAST NETWORK

BUT IF ITS A FRESH CURB...

WE KEEP KING OF NBA TWITTER JOSIAH JOHNSON LONGER THAN EXPECTED

The vibes were off this week so we kept it mostly light: sex toy regulations, haunted dolls, penguin poop and more!

THE KING OF NBA TWITTER JOINS US FOR SHENANIGAS

WE FORGE AHEAD WITH THE OVER UNDERS AND A RECAP OF HOW WE DID

This week, we return from our podcasting hiatus to discuss Adriana Smith, Trump's Big Beautiful Tax Failure, How DOGE helped cause over two dozen storm-related deaths, and a story that reminds us the kids are alright.

WE WATCH THE NFL DRAFT AND CHECK OUR DRAFT OVER UNDERS

HOUR 3 IS AAAAALWAYS A CRAP SHOOT

WE DO OUR QUARTERLY BRIMLEY LINE UPDATE AND WE CHECK IN ON BING-OSC

WE USED TUBI'S "OSCAR NOMINATIONS" CATEGORY FOR THIS ONE

WHILE AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF A SLEEPING YIKES (APPROPRIATE), AND TROY AT THE BAR (ALSO APPROPRIATE) WE BANTER

-NBA PLAYOFFS -NHL PLAYOFFS -NFL DRAFT

This week, in our season finale, we took a break from the news and talked about our pets, weird propaganda left on Jeremy's car, and the importance of resting. We'll be back in 2 weeks!

GET THEM WOODCHIPS READY, WE ABOUT TO DO SOME SMOKIN

This week we discussed history repeating itself, mass protest and the varied reactions to it, and another wild weather week.

This week we talked about caring for our aging parents, how we're feeling, and how to talk to people who aren't extremely online.

This week we talked about another attempt to repeal Section 230, a bad bad anti-abortion bill in Texas, we celebrate women's history month by talking about men, and what Democrats should do to help us move forward.

-MINI BIKES -GUMMY MATH -RADIO STORIES -9/11 -TERRORISTS WIN

This week we started to talk about Chuck Schumer and then got sidetracked and talked about 2016, Tim Walz, Musk's accounting acumen, and the concept of a liberal Joe Rogan. We then circled back to Chuck Schumer and our disappointment with Democrats, wondered if this is “a moment?”, discussed Telsa protests, and the casting of Men In Black. We also talked about the weather. 

STRANGE BREW- 1983 RECOIL- 2012

This week, we veered into a different lane and talked about the news stories that shaped us as we grew up, the other media we consume that isn't news, how we met, and we premiere a new song “George Foreman” from the forthcoming album “Wurst Case Scenario “ by our friends Wizdumb and Hash Adams.

DON'T THOSE WACKY DRUGS ALL SOUND LIKE DJS?  

This week we and our guest Drinks with Ron talked about DOGE cutting vital employees at NOAA, Ron told us about his experience working for USPS in the time of “efficiency” and we ask what the heck is going on in Idaho.

-7 GUYS AND A BOX OF PORN -LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE -BOBO: THE GAMESHOW -ON A GAMESHOW -IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING -BONERJAMZ -SHITENEM -LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME -LAST TIME I FUCKED YOU -ASSHOLE -EATIN' PUSSY

-SUPERVAN (1977) -SUICIDE KINGS (1997)

This week we talked about Absent Government in the time of Bird Flu, chatted with a federal employee about the Musk micromanagement email, and how decades of watching Law and Order make us super qualified to talk about the Luigi Mangione case.

HOW'D WE DO ON THE SUPER BOWL PROP BETS?

WE'RE GONNA START REFERRING TO SANDWICHES AS "BYRONS"

This week we talk about so-called “wellness camps,” Meta being unshockingly disappointing, and whether or not the Left's tent is big enough for regretful Trump voters.

-mikes sandwich jizz -more muppet recasts -dinner in bed

This week Patty shares a very important message about “getting through it”, Jeremy shares about his Super Bowl night with Mom, and we also talk about media literacy, and naming cockroaches after our exes and feeding them to animals at the San Antonio Zoo.

THIS IS OUR 3RD YEAR OF DOING PROP BETS ON THE POD. TO... MIXED RESULTS

JOE VEGAS IS BACK! -HEARTBREAK HIGH -THE GOON -ROLLERBALL

This week we talk about conspiracy theory as a coping mechanism, Costco setting a new wage standard, and the attention economy.

This week on Don't Walk Into Traffic, we talk about executive orders, how to protest with your wallet, a Washington Bishop that's walking the walk, and remembering to breathe

WE FOLLOW THE CARTER SESSION WITH OUR QUARTERLY BRIMLEY LINE UPDATE