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Uma estrangeira
Ju Ferraz

Uma estrangeira

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2022 64:35


No 41º episódio do podcast, a minha conversa é com a Ju Ferraz, de quem eu sou muito fã! Ela é confeiteira, mãe do Rafinha e do Thomaz, que já está para nascer, apresentadora no GNT e tem um canal no youtube com quase um milhão de inscritos. Eu amo o conteúdo dela, porque sinto que as receitas são sofisticadas, mas ao mesmo tempo ultrademocráticas. Conversamos sobre maternidade, morar fora, produzir conteúdo... e, descobrindo sobre como ela decidiu fazer o que faz, deu para entender ainda mais a conexão dela com a comida, com o público e com a missão de trazer receitas gostosas que constroem as nossas memórias. Para encontrar a Ju: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tpmjuferraz/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/juferraztpm Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyEMfGboxLhNCtg05MfRKnA Livro: https://amzn.to/3I5NaJX Eu sou a Gabi Oliveira, antropóloga, mãe de dois e professora, e este é o meu podcast, “Uma estrangeira”. Você também pode me encontrar no meu instagram @gabi_instaaberto. Para contar o que você está achando do podcast, mandar sugestões, perguntas e acompanhar os episódios, é só seguir o instagram @umaestrangeira_podcast ou escrever para o email umaestrangeirapodcast@gmail.com. Este podcast é produzido e editado por Fabio Uehara (@fauehara) e revisado por Tatiana Yoshizumi. Neste episódio foram citados: Tastemade: https://www.tastemade.com.br/tastemakers/ju-ferraz/ Nhac GNT: https://www.instagram.com/nhacgnt/ - https://receitas.globo.com/programas-e-series/ju-ferraz-no-nhac-gnt/ Baked by Melissa: https://www.tiktok.com/@bakedbymelissa - https://www.instagram.com/bakedbymelissa/ Le Cordon Bleu: https://www.cordonbleu.edu/home/pt-br Italian Chef Academy: https://www.italianchefacademy.it/corsi/pt/cursos-profissionais-confeitaria.html --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/uma-estrangeira/message

The Pete McHugh Show
TPMS Freshly Baked Entertainment

The Pete McHugh Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 30:02


Welcome to a Fresh batch of segments and a wonderful new episode. Thanks for listening!

The DA Show
Baked & Burnt: Has Mayfield played his last game in Cleveland?

The DA Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 43:57


HOUR 4: What does the future hold for Baker Mayfield in Cleveland? Does WFT know fans will be upset at their new name? Plus, your Epic Fail.

Once Upon a Playtime
"A Recipe For Silver Linings,” with Melissa Ben-Ishay

Once Upon a Playtime

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 15:50


The recipe for silver linings is a bit tricky. You can't buy the ingredients at the grocery store. In fact, you can't buy the ingredients at all. The ingredients for a silver lining are free, but it takes a long time to gather each one. Melissa Ben-Ishay is the CEO and co-founder of Baked by Melissa, a company specializing in delicious, bite-size stuffed cupcakes. In this episode of “Once Upon a Playtime,” we'll learn about how Melissa became a boss baker, why playtime with family can give children a developmental edge, and how playing with arts and crafts translates into important adult skills.

Woke and Baked
Woke And Baked Presents Kicky Punchy

Woke and Baked

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 34:31


Woke And Baked Presents Kicky Punchy by Woke and Baked

Cloudy Days
Shroom and baked Sesh

Cloudy Days

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 33:18


Shroom and baked Sesh --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Ricochet Audio Network Superfeed
Commentary Magazine Podcast: A Democratic Disaster: Baked in the Cake?

The Ricochet Audio Network Superfeed

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022


We’re back live and on topic, and the topic is the weird shift in tone among the COVID hawks over the past week and how it may be a reflection of just how badly they think they’re doing in the public’s eyes—and just how badly Democrats are going to do in November. Give a listen.

Commentary Magazine Podcast
A Democratic Disaster: Baked in the Cake?

Commentary Magazine Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 53:45


We're back live and on topic, and the topic is the weird shift in tone among the COVID hawks over the past week and how it may be a reflection of just how badly they think they're doing in the public's eyes—and just how badly Democrats are going to do in November. Give a listen.

Washington State Farm Bureau Report
World Without Potatoes Pt 1

Washington State Farm Bureau Report

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022


Imagine a World Without Potatoes director Marc DeBeaufort tells us about his worldwide campaign to bring potatoes front of mind.

FFOP Radio
Del's Pitiful Destroyed Toe with Baked Salmon

FFOP Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 90:24


This is a big and a fun one. I got my new buddy, Baked Salmon, from his hilarious YouTube channel on this episode and this one scratches a long standing itch with me. We are men of TCAP and as such, this will be a semi-introduction to the content, but also incredibly obscure. It was so fun, you'll love it, and don't forget to check out his stuff on his channel, it is too funny to miss! Below, or somewhere on here, you'll find a link to my absolute favorite video of his, the Kenneth Brinkman Analysis. Please enjoy.   ~Dave   https://youtu.be/YtHNprdFA7U

Woke and Baked
Brett Hunter Allbright...Space is Fake and other interesting facts

Woke and Baked

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 55:56


Brett Hunter Allbright...Space is Fake and other interesting facts by Woke and Baked

Bad Bunz: Not Like The Rest
GET BAKED PT2: Tough Pills to Swallow (literally), Girls Scouts Conspiracy, and More Pie Talk FT Maureen

Bad Bunz: Not Like The Rest

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 57:43


Best of the Left - Progressive Politics and Culture, Curated by a Human
#1387 Hyper-Partisanship is Baked Into the System, Not a Result of Bad Actors (Repost)

Best of the Left - Progressive Politics and Culture, Curated by a Human

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 77:53


Original Air Date 12/15/2020 Today we take a look at the current state of hyper-partisanship and its origins. The system seems broken because it is broken and it was never designed to work this way in the first place. And what about that bygone era of bipartisanship? It's likely that was a fluke and the result of one-party dominance in the New Deal era, it is not the norm throughout history. Be part of the show! Leave us a message at 202-999-3991 or email Jay@BestOfTheLeft.com  Transcript MEMBERSHIP and Gift Memberships! Want to advertise/sponsor the show? Details -> advertisecast.com/BestoftheLeft SHOW NOTES Ch. 1: Changes in American Political Parties Part 1 - Professor Buzzkill History Podcast - Air Date 7-2-20 We explain why the Democratic and Republican political parties have the same names, but totally different attitudes and policies over the decades. Ch. 2: Frances Lee on why bipartisanship is irrational Part 1 - The Ezra Klein Show - Air Date 12-3-20 This is a conversation about that question, about how the system we have incentivizes a politics of confrontation we don't seem to want and makes steady, stable governance a thing of the past. Princeton political scientist Frances Lee. Ch. 3: Trump, Evangelicals, Fascism, Torture, Propaganda Q + A Part 1 - FrameLab Podcast - Air Date 3-17-18 Dr. Lakoff and Gil Duran answer listener questions. Topics include: Trump Evangelicals; Conservatism's #1 Rule; Fascism; Capitalism vs. Socialism; the American Idea; Biconceptualism; How the Government Frames Issues Like Torture, and more. Ch. 4: Changes in American Political Parties Part 2 - Professor Buzzkill History Podcast - Air Date 7-2-20 We explain why the Democratic and Republican political parties have the same names, but totally different attitudes and policies over the decades. Ch. 5: Trump, Evangelicals, Fascism, Torture, Propaganda Q + A Part 2 - FrameLab Podcast - Air Date 3-17-18 Dr. Lakoff and Gil Duran answer listener questions. Topics include: Trump Evangelicals; Conservatism's #1 Rule; Fascism; Capitalism vs. Socialism; the American Idea; Biconceptualism; How the Government Frames Issues Like Torture, and more. Ch. 6: Frances Lee on why bipartisanship is irrational Part 2 - The Ezra Klein Show - Air Date 12-3-20 This is a conversation about that question, about how the system we have incentivizes a politics of confrontation we don't seem to want and makes steady, stable governance a thing of the past. Princeton political scientist Frances Lee. MEMBERS-ONLY BONUS CLIP(S) Ch. 9: Frances Lee on why bipartisanship is irrational Part 3 - The Ezra Klein Show - Air Date 12-3-20 VOICEMAILS Ch. 10: Sharing in misery - Zeke from Steamboat Springs, CO Ch. 11: Another Dave from Olympia shares the wealth - Eric from Portland FINAL COMMENTS Ch. 12: Final comments on where your money to the show goes MUSIC (Blue Dot Sessions): Opening Theme: Loving Acoustic Instrumental by John Douglas Orr  Voicemail Music: Low Key Lost Feeling Electro by Alex Stinnent Activism Music: This Fickle World by Theo Bard Closing Music: Upbeat Laid Back Indie Rock by Alex Stinnent   Produced by Jay! Tomlinson Visit us at BestOfTheLeft.com SUPPORT THE SHOW Listen Anywhere! Check out the BotL iOS/Android App in the App Stores! Follow at Twitter.com/BestOfTheLeft Like at Facebook.com/BestOfTheLeft Contact me directly at Jay@BestOfTheLeft.com

The Patriotically Correct Radio Show with Stew Peters | #PCRadio
Air Force Sgt: Military Mandate ILLEGAL - Gateway Pundit Switches Sides - Amendment 1 to SCOTUS

The Patriotically Correct Radio Show with Stew Peters | #PCRadio

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 56:00


MILITARY PURGE: Sergeant Brittany Puckett took leave just to appear on "The Stew Peters Show". She feels exposing the illegal mandates imposed on servicemembers is that important. Sgt Puckett joins Stew. VDare has been one of the left's most-hated targets ever since Peter Brimelow launched the website back in 1999. For 22 years, it has remained alive against shrieking, flailing efforts to silence its message. For its entire existence, VDare has been smeared as “white nationalist” for pushing to cut the unrelenting flow of immigrants into the United States. This is a lie. VDare is based on three principles, three ideas that virtually everyone in America believed for the vast majority of the country's history. Peter Brimlowe joins us to discuss. This past weekend brought another bombshell in the January 6 case. Revolver News, which previously highlighted the role of Ray Epps on January 6, highlighted several additional people who played central roles in the U.S. Capitol break-in, but who remain suspiciously uninvestigated and unindicted nearly a year later, while other people are being thrown in solitary confinement for simply walking into the building. one person who deserves a lot of credit for this scoop is the America-First streamer Tim Gionet [Jee-oh-nay], better known by his nickname “Baked Alaska.”. Baked joins us to discuss. Lauren Witzke is the executive producer on "The Stew Peters Show", and she joins Stew to discuss the REAL meaning of Christmas. Get Dr. Zelenko's Anti-Shedding Treatment, NOW AVAILABLE FOR KIDS: http://zStackProtocol.com Go Ad-Free, Get Exclusive Content, Become a Premium user: https://redvoicemedia.com/premium Follow Stew on social media: http://evrl.ink/StewPeters See all of Stew's content at https://StewPeters.TV Watch full episodes here: https://redvoicemedia.net/stew-full-shows Check out Stew's store: http://StewPeters.shop Support our efforts to keep truth alive: https://www.redvoicemedia.com/support-red-voice-media/ Advertise with Red Voice Media: https://redvoicemedia.net/ads

PROCO360 -
Heartfelt, Happy People Baked Into Bonanno Concepts

PROCO360 - "Pro-Business Colorado" podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 41:51


“There are only so many A-players out there and we're doing what we feel is right for the people we work with… the more of those you have around you, the more successful you will be.”  Frank Bonanno, Chief Cook and Bottle Washer, Bonanno Concepts   I reached out to Frank Bonanno after I read that his Bonanno Concepts restaurants and bars (10 in total) had instituted a policy which requires all employees to be vaccinated and all guests to prove their positive vaccination status before being able to enter a Bonanno Concepts business.  Frank graciously agreed to talk about that – and as you'll hear in this longer than usual episode, the conversation went much deeper about creating a work environment that has led to 100% employment in a hospitality arena where others are struggling to maintain staffing levels.  Fascinating insights.  They can easily be mimicked – are they?  Not by many.  Will they?  You decide how likely that is. 

Bad Bunz: Not Like The Rest
GET BAKED PT1: Starting a Baking Business, Testing Cookie Flavors, And Creampies? FT. Maureen

Bad Bunz: Not Like The Rest

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 48:24


Check out Maureen's baked goods! https://www.instagram.com/bakedbymaureen/Part 1 because we popped a fuse and the recording got cut short. Stay tuned for Part 2! 

Hungry For Some Leftovers
Baked Bean Ornaments w/ Rob Stant

Hungry For Some Leftovers

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 37:53


It's the holiday season, and what would the holidays be without a little craftiness? Dan and his guest Rob Stant craft-up some Christmas tree ornaments filled with baked beans to add a little flavor to someone's tree. Afterall, Rob's wife told him he need to get rid of his lifetime supply ASAP. Will there be anyone looking to spread holiday cheer via Facebook Marketplace or is it full of Grinches this year? Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1lHLNf-Bi0 Follow the podcast on Instagram at @hungryforsomeleftovers Follow Dan Callahan on Instagram at @d_callahan_ Follow Rob Stant on Instagram at @robstantcomedy

Opinions and Beer
Weird Christmas Music - I Baked With a Zombie Stout

Opinions and Beer

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 36:59


Weird Christmas Music - I Baked With a Zombie Stout

SBS Greek - SBS Ελληνικά
Baked peaches with ricotta - Ροδάκινα ψητά με ρικότα

SBS Greek - SBS Ελληνικά

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 6:52


We start the New Year with a sweet yet healthy recipe for baked peaches with ricotta. Angela Nicolettou has the details.  - Θέλετε ένα γρήγορο και ελαφρύ γλυκό που θα εντυπωσιάσει τους συνδαιτυμόνες σας;  Η 'Αντζελα Νικολέττου μας προτείνει ψητά ροδάκινα με ρικότα. Εύκολη, γρήγορη, γευστική, οικονομική και με λίγες θερμίδες. Τι άλλο θέλουμε; 

BAKED in Science
EP61: Planting a Love of Cereal Science

BAKED in Science

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 22:06


Flour is at the heart of so many baked goods, so it's no surprise that wheat is a passionate subject for many bakers and food professionals. For Claudia Carter, that passion has not only driven her career, but inspired her to share it with the next generation. In this episode of BAKED in Science, your host Mark Floerke is joined by Claudia Carter, the Executive Director of the California Wheat Commission(CWC). While studying food sciences, she developed a passion for understanding the quality of wheat and its many varieties. This led to her obtaining a Master of Science in cereal sciences. She first joined the CWC in 2014 as a lab director to take care of flour quality testing, and was promoted to director in 2016. Now, she helps educate millers and bakers on the specific benefits and unique features of California-grown wheat. Over the last few years, she has run an educational program with local elementary students. Claudia shares how the program helps teach children the way food is processed and introduces them to the possibilities of agricultural sciences. The program allows students to get hands-on experience with: - Growing, harvesting, and milling wheat - Quality testing equipment such as the alveograph and farinograph - Extruding dough and baking pasta, bread and tortillas Mark and Claudia talk all about grain, milling, and how to reach and support the next generation of food scientists. Learn more about: Wheat: https://bakerpedia.com/ingredients/wheat/ Milling: https://bakerpedia.com/processes/milling/

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style

The potcast is taking a winter break. So why not listen to some of the 200+ potcasts you haven't heard before? Over the holidays and into the new year, explore the new Casually Baked playlists on the @casuallybaked Spotify channel. In this week's Sustainability Roll-Up by OCB rolling papers, we're learning about the biodynamic preparation BD 500. Links and show and tell in the Potcast 217 show notes at casuallybaked.com. MJ Relief is the Ph.D. formulated CBD muscle rub I co-created with Dr. Monica Vialpando. Gift relief this holiday season and save 10% using promo code: casuallybaked --> Purchase here.  Shop Dr Love CBD - SAVE 15% using promo code: CASUALLYBAKED ✌️

Start with Scripture (A Hesed Heart Podcast)
413: Fresh Baked Cookies (2 Corinthians 2)

Start with Scripture (A Hesed Heart Podcast)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 9:48


In today's Bible based mindful morning devotion, we read 2 Corinthians 2:14-17 and look at how we as believers are the aroma of Christ. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/start-with-scripture/support

19 Nocturne Boulevard
19 Nocturne Boulevard - CRUMPING THE DEVIL - Reissue

19 Nocturne Boulevard

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 41:43


[warning - mature situations, foul language and violence] An ornery old woman takes on all comers in defense of her family and her freedom - even the Devil and Death!  Cast List Maggie - Julie Hoverson Nursey - Robyn Keyes  Bertha - Rhys TM Barry - Mr. Synyster Kev - Michael Coleman (Tales of the Extraordinary) Jemma - Gwendolyn-Jensen Woodard (Gypsy Audio) Morte - Russell Gold Devil -Jack Kincaid (Edict Zero) Ted - Russell Gold Spike - Paul Mannering (Brokensea Audio) Other Bikers -  Brandon O'Brien; Bill Hollweg Music:  Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com) Editing and Sound:   Julie Hoverson Cover Photo:  Elizabeth Flores       (courtesy of Stock Xchange.com) "What kind of a place is it?  Why it's a recovery ward, can't you tell?" ***************************************** CRUMPING THE DEVIL Cast: [Opening credits - Olivia] Maggie Kev/"the Maniac", grandson Bertha, the manipulative daughter Barry, Bertha's bastard husband Nursey Morte Satan Jemma, the pregnant wimp daughter Ted, Jemma's abusive bastard husband Spike, violent biker OLIVIA     Did you have any trouble finding it?  What do you mean, what kind of a place is it?  Why, it's a recovery ward, can't you tell?  MUSIC AMBIANCE    Hospital, beeps etc. MAGGIE    [talking on phone]  I don't give a flying rat's flaming anus how good a job he does! Shall I roll past your garage and post photos of what he did to his wife?  Perhaps I should leave a nice big bloodstain on your doorstep with the words wifebeater scrawled on the pavemment - don't think I won't! PATIENT    [groan] MAGGIE    [up] Stuff it! [back on phone] Oh, yes!  [evil laugh] You come down here and say that to my face - I'll call the press.  [delighted laugh] I can just see the rags with you beating up a helpless gran in a wheelchair.  Tough guy!  SOUND    DOOR OPENS, FEET COME IN NURSEY    Now, now - phone time's over.  Time to say goodbye to all your friends. MAGGIE    Bugger off, stay-puft. NURSEY    [tsks]  SOUND    PHONE GRABBED AND HUNG UP FORCEFULLY NURSEY    Dear, dear - no need to drive up your blood pressure.  You need to stay calm, ducks, and get your rest. SOUND    CURTAIN PULLED AROUND BED MAGGIE    I'm ordering prunes!  Lots of prunes!  Just so you have to clean up the mess when they come out the other end! NURSEY    My, my - but I'm not here all the time. MAGGIE    [snarled] I have your schedule memorized. MUSIC BERTHA    Mother, you need to be rational about this.  This is your fourth hospitalization this year - you've reached a point where you need someone to look after you.  MAGGIE    Visiting nurse comes by twice a week.  BERTHA     [prompting] Barry! BARRY    What if you... fall? MAGGIE    I have this very special invention.  It allows me to magically contact help when I need it.  BARRY    Oh, what? MAGGIE    It's called a cellphone, you scrofulous prick.  I'll wear it on a lanyard if it'll make you piss off.  Now get your sorry arses out of my sickroom. PATIENT    Go away. MAGGIE    See?  Even that bastard hates you. BERTHA    No mother, we're not leaving until we get this settled. MAGGIE    Nurse! BARRY    There is a button-- MAGGIE    Fuck off - this annoys her more.  Nurse! SOUND    DOOR OPENS, FEET COME IN SLOWLY KEV    H'lo Gran.  [reluctant] Mum.  [distasteful] Barry.    MAGGIE    Who the bloody buggery hell are you supposed to be? BERTHA    Oh, heavens, her memory is going! MAGGIE    Don't get your hopes up, arse-face.  Are you trying to tell me the fruit of your sweaty loins-- BERTHA    [gasp] MAGGIE    --has taken to running about dressed as sir poncy de leon? KEV    I'm Hamlet. MAGGIE    [laughing wickedly] Go on!  You?  You can't memorize the balance of your overdraft!  Come on then, soliloquize us! KEV    [chuckles] It's a sales promotion for a mattress shop.  To sleep or not to sleep, all that bollocks. BERTHA    [muttered] I just don't know where he gets this language from. MAGGIE    Oh, god - if you're truly that fucking dense, I wish I was your father so at least I'd have some slight glimmer of hope that you weren't mine! SOUND    DOOR OPENS, NURSEY FEET ENTER NURSEY    Come, come - let's keep it all nice and civil, there are other people in this hospital, you know. MAGGIE    Well, there must be people somewhere, but there's a couple of wankers in here.  Bugger off, knot-knickers.  BERTHA    [gasp, then affronted noises as she leaves] SOUND    FEET STORM OUT NURSEY    Dear, dear.  Poor old Maggie's being deserted. MAGGIE    Your turn, then isn't it, blancmange?  Shuffle off and fetch something, would you?  ...Like a stick? NURSEY    Tsk Tsk.  You really need to-- MAGGIE    You, hey you in the tights.  You stay.  [beat]  Gotta catflap in those bonbon knickers? KEV    No, gran. NURSEY    [psst, then confidential] Young man, you haven't brought her any alcohol have you? KEV    No - no!  What sort of grandson would that make me?  No bottle on me anywhere, [leering] want to pat me down? NURSEY    [oblivious] No, no!  Five minutes, then visiting hours are over. SOUND    HER FEET LEAVE, DOOR SHUTS MAGGIE    [hushed] You did bring me something, didn't you?  You are aware I think you're the least worthless of all my pathetic offspring? SOUND    PLASTIC BAG OUT OF POCKET KEV    Love you too, gran.  I remember how much you complained last time of not being able to find a place to light one up, so I baked you some brownies. MAGGIE    You?  Baked?  KEV    I'm a sensitive new age type of bloke.  I can make a mix.  SOUND    OPENING PLASTIC BAG MAGGIE    [sniffs] Nice.  You didn't skimp on the "spices." SOUND    TAP ON THE DOOR NURSEY    Time's up! KEV    Stuff em somewhere.  Size of that cow, she probably snaps up everyone's sweeties.   MAGGIE    I think she just eats patients-- SOUND    DOOR OPENS MAGGIE    [louder] --mostly the males. KEV    [wincey noise] Ooh... MUSIC MAGGIE    [into phone, trying to be quiet] --the Maniac left me a mobile. Have you tracked down Python yet, then?  [beat, then getting loud]  Sod it!  I thought you bastards had better legal these days! SOUND     QUIETLY DOOR OPENS, SLOW FOOTSTEPS ENTER MAGGIE    There must be someone there whose tattooes run more than knickers deep!  [beat]  Fine, I'll call the-- SOUND    CURTAIN SWEPT ASIDE SUDDENLY MAGGIE    [gasp] Bugger me! SOUND    MUFFLED VOICE AS SHE HIDES THE PHONE, BEEPING, TRYING TO TURN IT OFF MORTE    Madame?  I believe you are expecting me. MAGGIE    Riiight.  Middle of the night, hospital room.  Must be the stripper.  Where's your music? MORTE    [startled] Um, no, I-- MAGGIE    Well, you can't be a doctor - they've all gone home.  We're in the hands of the sadists and the diapers. MORTE    The what? MAGGIE    Nurses and interns.  Look, It's late and I'm a bit too knackered to abuse you properly, so tell me who you bleeding think you are so you can sod off! MORTE    [trying to get his spooky back on] I'm... death. MAGGIE    Pull the other one - it spits. MORTE    No, really.  I'm... death. MAGGIE    Always thought you'd be Welsh.  So what are you doing swotting around here?  I'm not dead.  The infernal pinging thing says so. MORTE    But you are old [spooky] ...and dying. MAGGIE    [getting mad] So they keep fucking telling me, but I've never been one for following orders.  If you're really the angel of death, why are you wearing such a for-fucks-sake ugly suit?  And where's your bleeding scythe?  Can't be death without a jolly great scythe, can you, now? MORTE    Oh, please - this is the 21st century. MAGGIE    First piece of sense to come out of your festering gob, you git.  Now bugger off - I'm knackered, but I'm not ready for the tip yet. MORTE    You will see me again tomorrow. MAGGIE    Tell you what - you come back during visiting hours and I'll get my bastard son-in-law to drop in.  All I have to do is wave money anywhere within ten kilometers of my Jemma and that bastard appears like bleeding magic. MORTE    But I-- MAGGIE    Him you can take, with all my heartfelts.  If you're not going to make yourself useful, though, you can piss off and stay there. SOUND    FISHES OUT THE PHONE AND DIALS MORTE     [affronted, huffy] You're not supposed to have a mobile in the hospital. MAGGIE    Fuck off. [into phone]  Spike? MORTE    You have a friend named Spike? MAGGIE    [into phone] No, that's not a cop - just some prat trying to sell me life insurance.  Are you Spike? MORTE    You're really going to just ignore me? MAGGIE    Hold on. [hand over phone] Sorry, didn't mean to leave you hanging like that.  You're right, I should finish with you before making my calls.  So if you would kindly FUCK OFF?  Good.  [back to phone]  God, these bleeding salesmen.  They're like some damn pet pekingese - no balls but still won't stop humping once they get a grip on your leg. MORTE    Well, I- I-I- never! MAGGIE     Spike?  Great - what would it take to get some help with a problem? SOUND    MORTE'S FEET STORM OUT, DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS. MAGGIE    Nice!  Hold that thought, and I'll ring you back tomorrow - that twat's just gone to grass on me to the warden. MUSIC AMB     HOSPITAL ROOM - NOT SO URGENT.  NO PINGING THING. SOUND    TAP ON DOOR, THEN DOOR OPENS WITHOUT WAITING SOUND    WHEELCHAIR BEING PUSHED IN JEMMA    [weak, hopeful] Hello?  [down] Mum. MAGGIE    [trying to be calm and quiet] Jemma.  NURSEY    Here we all are then. SOUND    DOOR SWINGS SHUT NURSEY    Ready for a nice litle family chat. MAGGIE    Just ignore her.  [deep breath] They say you're going home soon. JEMMA    I'm all right. [she's not] MAGGIE    I'll see to it, someone drops around and keeps an eye on you. JEMMA    I'll be careful.  [not very convincing] Won't walk into any more... doors. MAGGIE    [getting a bit annoyed] Won't walk into any more fists, more like. JEMMA    [upset, "not in front of the nurse"] Mum!       MAGGIE    She's heard worse.  Haven't you, snowball? NURSEY    [affirming, acerbic] From you alone. MAGGIE    [snort of laughter, then serious]  So, when can I kill him? JEMMA    What? MAGGIE    That cocksucker husband of yours. JEMMA    Mother! MAGGIE    You can't say you don't want him dead.  Bertha keeps pissing on and on about my hospital record - you're leagues ahead of me.  Between the times he's knocked you up and the times he's knocked you down, it's amazing they don't just name a suite for you and give you your own key. JEMMA    [crying]  He doesn't mean to-- MAGGIE    [losing it]  Doesn't mean to!  What, he was cleaning his swotting great fist and it went off!?  Or the other part - dearie, you get preggers every time that arsehole even wanks in your direction.  You'd be much better off without him. JEMMA    He loves me. MAGGIE    Oh, god - we are not having this discussion again.  JEMMA    And we have eight children to look after - nine, soon. MAGGIE    [softer again]  It's all right then? JEMMA    [barely able to talk] Yes.  MAGGIE    Jems, that son of a syphilitic whore punched you - punched a pregnant woman, let alone a pregnant woman he claims to care for - in the bloody stomach.  JEMMA    [breaks into tears] NURSEY    Oh, look at the time.  Come along Maggie, musn't be late on your pills! MAGGIE    [yelling as they leave] Get it through your sodding thick skull - He DID MEAN IT!  MUSIC SOUND    NIGHT, PINGING, ETC. SOUND     MAGGIE MUNCHING ON SOMETHING SOUND     DOOR OPENS, SLOW FOOSTEPS (two sets) SOUND    PLASTIC BAG RATTLES AS IT'S HIDDEN MAGGIE    [sucking stuff out of her teeth]  Who's there? SOUND    CURTAIN PULLED ASIDE MAGGIE    [disgusted noise] Oh, it's just you.  Piss off. MORTE    I told you I would return. MAGGIE    And take my soul blah blah blah.  I have you sussed, you wanker. MORTE    Sussed?  I already told you - I'm death. MAGGIE    Right.  And I have a daughter who would like nothing more than to have her dear old mum babbling on about meeting death in the flesh - all so she can have me declared non compos and shoved away in some shithole of a home while she sends all my odds and sods to auction "on my behalf".  Piss off, and tell her she can piss off too. SATAN    [explosive laugh] MORTE    See?  I told you. MAGGIE    Told me what?  You're not making sense, the curtain is laughing like a drain, and I'm not that stoned. SOUND    CURTAIN OPENS FURTHER WITH A DRAMATIC SWEEP MORTE    She surely is the most frightful woman I've seen in years. SATAN    I like it. MAGGIE    And who are you supposed to be?  Revival of the Rocky Horror show? SATAN    [laughs harder] MORTE    He's the devil. MAGGIE    Well I knew he wasn't a doctor - not dressed like that.  [sigh] SATAN    [laughing subsides] MAGGIE    Are you done?  I wouldn't want to waste a good insult on you when you can't hear it properly. SATAN    [chuckles, but stops himself]  Go on. MAGGIE    Dressed like that, you look like Sir Elton John vomited all over you. SATAN    [chuckles] MAGGIE    And I suspect that'd be rare, since he's probably got a strong gag reflex. SATAN    [a moment, then a gasp as he gets it, then uproarious laughter] MAGGIE    Told you it was a good one. [joins in] MORTE    I don't get it. MAGGIE    Oh, god.  You need to loosen the fuck up.  [evil chuckle]  Here.  Have a brownie. MORTE    A brownie?  Ooh.  Chocolate is my weakness. SOUND    RATTLE OF PLASTIC MAGGIE    Death and chocolate - imagine that.  How about you, Gary Glitter? SATAN    Well, if you're offering. [They munch for a minute] MORTE    Interesting [licks his lips, speculatively] ...aftertaste. MAGGIE    Old family recipe.  The maniac bakes them for me.  Don't tell the nurse - she's already thirteen stone. MORTE    [snorts]  Oh goodness! SATAN    [giggles uncontrollably] SOUND    CELL PHONE RINGS MAGGIE    Scuse me for a minute, will you? [they murmur assent] SOUND    PHONE ACTIVATED MAGGIE    Yeah?  Is this Spike?  Then who the bloody hell--  [pleased] Really? MORTE    [confiding, but loopy] Shouldn't have  mobile in hospital.   SATAN    Might call for help? [they both laugh] MAGGIE    You up for it, then?  More the merrier, I always say.  [beat]  Oh, dead may be overkill, but I wouldn't shed any tears.  Mostly I'd prefer him unable to fuck, or walk for at least a year - no, never again on the first - can you manage that? SATAN    [awed] What?  Did I hear you--? MAGGIE    Shut it.  [on phone]  Candy striper.  You know, one of those new homosexual ones.  [back on topic] So, you can handle it? SATAN    I'll have you know-- MAGGIE    [covers phone] Everyone knows you swing both ways - the devil can fuck with anyone. SATAN    Well [trying not to laugh], if you put it that way [bursts into hilarity again] MAGGIE    Great - when?  [upset] Weekend?  Not sooner?  They'll be sending her home tomorrow! MORTE    I thought you were talking about a man?  Who you don't want to be able to-- MAGGIE    Fine.  [annoyed] I'll try and get out of here too, then shall I?  No I bloody well can't talk them into letting her stay-- MORTE    --to [uncomfortable] "do it"-- SATAN    Just say "fuck." MORTE    [affronted] No. SATAN    Come on, I dare you. MAGGIE    Shut up or piss off.  I'm almost finished.  [into phone]  Saturday night, then?  Call me Thursday, same time, and I'll say where.  Brilliant.  SOUND    PHONE OFF MORTE    So is it? MAGGIE    Is it what, arse-face? MORTE    Is it a man or a woman? SATAN    He means who are you talking on the phone about? MAGGIE    I've got some friends of a-- MORTE    --questionable moral character? MAGGIE    Well, they do call themselves the Bastards of Carnage, so that might be a clue - Anyway, I've arranged will ... have a chat with ... my daughter's oozing sore of a so-called husband. MORTE    And you don't want him to be able to-- MAGGIE    And they won't be as kind as a vetrinarian. SATAN    Well!  [lip smacking noises]  Have you any more of those brownies? MUSIC AMB    MAGGIE'S ROOM KEV    I hear they're letting you go? MAGGIE    They have to get sick of me eventually. KEV    Are you doing all right?  Really? MAGGIE    Healthy as a horse.  [sighs] One of those swayback cartoon nags with glue factory stamped on them.  You know what your evil bitch of a mother is trying to do to me? KEV    Would it be so bad? MAGGIE    Et tu, wanker? KEV    No!  I'm really just curious.  MAGGIE    Well, quite apart from the horrors of loss of control over your life, the fact that they will likely frown on my extensive collection of filthy artwork, and having to obey people whose nappies I might have changed, it's the piss. KEV    Piss? MAGGIE    At your age, piss is still romantic.  Getting yourself well and truly pissed, pissing in the snow, nasty piss-scented alleys where you buy happy little packages - piss hasn't lost its shine. KEV    Oh? MAGGIE    By the time you get old, piss is the thing you fear the most.  Your own, someone else's - fuck death, fuck the devil, if there was a sodding god of piss we'd all be sacrificing virgin sheep to him just to make him stay the fuck away.  That's what those places are, Kev.  [solemn] They are where piss goes to die.  The smell, the damp, the feel in the air.  As long as I can still hold my water and get myself in and out of the bogatory, it's my bleeding right to look after myself.  KEV    [serious] All right. MAGGIE    [fierce again] Next time you feel yourself getting curious, darling beast, just swot on down to the crystal lights retirement complex - you don't even have to go inside, just stand downwind and have a good long whiff.  MUSIC AMB    NIGHTTIME AGAIN MAGGIE    [anxious sigh, then fretting] What is the bloody holdup?  I said-- SOUND    PHONE BUZZES, TURNED ON MAGGIE    Finally!  Took your goddamn time, didn't you?  [beat]  So Jemma phoned you - God, how I spewed forth such a spineless cow, I've no idea.  [beat, then disgusted]  Oh, right, the bloody money - that's the only thing you give a shit about, isn't it? MAGGIE    Don't bother, you mealy mouthed two faced prick!  I know just how much you care for your wife - I've seen the sodding medical charts.  [beat]  Blah Blah Blah.  Blah Blah Blah.  Course you have a problem - you're still fucking breathing.  I am planning on fixing that, you know.  [beat]  [chuckles nastily]  Wouldn't you like to know?  I'll tell you when, though - give you something to stew about, you arsehole - Saturday night.  You'd best watch your step, cause you may not realize it, but I have friends in low, low places, and they just love an excuse to beat some bastard to holy fuck and back!  [beat]  What do you mean, how are they going to find you?  They're probably already watching you.  Run if you want, but unless you find some way to get me first, they will get you.  SOUND    PHONE SHUT OFF SATAN    Was that really a good idea? SOUND    QUIET FOOTSTEPS APPROACH MAGGIE    What, impressed? SATAN    Yes and no.  I like your intensity, but you shouldn't have warned him. MAGGIE    Betcha I know what I'm doing. SATAN     [seriously] Let me think about it. MAGGIE    So, what's the pitch tonight?  And where's the undertaker? SATAN    He's a very busy entity.  He's already wasted rather a lot of time trying to impress you. MAGGIE    Why impress me - isn't he fucking all-powerful death?  Doesn't he just whisk people off and bobs your uncle, you're hip deep in the bleeding river styx? SATAN    Styx?  Well, I'm impressed-- MAGGIE    [dismissively] Beer mat trivia.  So it's just you and me tonight, is it?  Pity - I haven't had a really good threesome since 1968. SATAN    [chortle] MAGGIE    Right, laughing boy.  Either you dropped in for more of the maniac's brownies, or you want something from me, and I don't fancy myself so fucking entertaining that I'd drag you away from the torture telly. SATAN    Torture? MAGGIE    Bleeding heart chat shows and those so-called game shows where people swallow foul things that haven't even taken them to dinner and a picture first. SATAN    [sigh] Bloody hell - it's getting so hard to frighten people these days.  You say you'll stick a red-hot poker up the bum and half say "been there, done that". MAGGIE    Well, I've been and done around in my time.  Are you planning to try and scare the crap out of me? SATAN    Really, I just follow Morty around, since once he lets on he's coming for someone, it's usually a piece of piss to get them to agree to sell their soul... MAGGIE    [bark of laughter] A bit like when a bloody great hurricane hits and all the bastard insurance salesmen clean up selling storm coverage? SATAN    A bit.  So.  You selling? MAGGIE    Blunt, aren't you? SATAN    I feel we've gone a bit beyond a sales pitch here. MAGGIE    So?  I sell my soul and you - what?  Give me my greatest wish?  I assume immortality is only on the high shelf - the one you can't ever knock down enough sodding bottles to win. SATAN    What do you want? MAGGIE    [thinks, then]  No.  Two reasons.  First, I still believe you're some starving artist Bertha paid to come round and chat me up.  Second, I might have a mouth like a public urinal, but I still read my classics.  Monkey's Paw?  Nothing good ever comes from a bad deal.  SATAN    It's not my fault if people don't take time to read the small print.   MAGGIE    You ponder enough, there's always a way to bugger the customer.  If nothing else - just send the damn thing round unassembled, with instructions in fucking Parsi. SATAN    [laughing again] I do like you. MAGGIE    Can't say you're the worst bastard I've had to deal with in my whole sodding life. SATAN    Tell you what - just to prove that I am what I claim to be, how about a freebie? MAGGIE    I draw the line at giving up my favors for anything less than a fiver. SATAN    [chuckling] No, I mean I'll do something for you.  No strings.  Cross my heart. MAGGIE    You're not planning to bugger me on this? SATAN    What would it get me, until I get a signature on the dotted line?  It can't be anything huge - I'll not cure cancer or feed the world's hungry-- MAGGIE    Sod the hungry.  Too many bloody people clogging up the sewer we call the world anyway. SATAN    --or make you healthy. MAGGIE    [grim] Yeah, right. SATAN    Something short term and simple. MAGGIE    I got it.  And if you do it, I promise to take under consideration that you might actually be the bleeding king of the underworld.  Right? SATAN    Ask and it shall be done. MAGGIE    Right.  Now you have to wait until I say "done" before you go swotting off and do this - I want every bloody condition met.  SATAN    [very serious] Very well. MAGGIE    With no harm to either of them, in the immediate or long term, I want something to happen that will keep Jemma in hospital until Sunday.  Can you do me that?  Suspicious skin condition, something - and this is the part that if you fuck me I will find a way to rip your bollocks off - it has to be something that won't hurt the baby.  Right, uh... [thinking, then] Fuck.  Done. SATAN    [dead serious]  I see.  Agreed.  [beat, then a bit hesitant]  You wouldn't happen to have any of those brownies, would you? MUSIC SOUND    WHEELING DOWN A HOSPITAL HALL NURSEY    Doctor says you're just about well enough to leave.  MAGGIE    [snarl] Lovely.  NURSEY    Probably tomorrow - just in time for the weekend. MAGGIE    [snarl] Can't think of anything that would brighten my day more. SOUND    DOOR OPENS BERTHA    Oh!  Here she is. MAGGIE    Oh, bollocks, who decided to shit all over my parade? BERTHA    Mother! MAGGIE    Technically.  Can you at least keep your festering gob shut until this pelican gets me settled?  It's humiliating enough to be jumbled around like someone's sodding laundry, but to have an audience is just the bloody capper. BERTHA     Mother, this is too important to wait. MAGGIE    Fine.  Talk. BERTHA    I brought you the brochures-- MAGGIE    [somewhat muffled] Talk over.  Fuck off. BERTHA    Mother!  You must admit you need care.  You can't-- MAGGIE    I can!  You'll never get an agreement from me to being stuck in your fucking P-O-W camp, and if you even think about trying to  prove me incompetent, I will change my will and put Jemma in charge. BERTHA    [indignant] Jemma!  She doesn't --- She has too many... children... to look after! MAGGIE    [smug] And a bastard husband who will go through the bulk of my money in a week or two, slick as snot.  BERTHA    Besides, Jemma's going to be a bit longer here herself.  Some weird rash has cropped up that they want to keep for observation. MAGGIE    [at a loss]  Really?  [swallows, then her beligerance returns]  Devil only knows how that happened.  Right.  Now, I'm tired and you need to PISS OFF. BERTHA    This is not over! SOUND    FEET STORM OUT, DOOR SLAMS NURSEY    And what's wrong with a little care? MAGGIE    You. MUSIC SOUND    NIGHTTIME MAGGIE    All right, you pouffy bastard - come out. SATAN    [tsks]  Names? MAGGIE    Endearments, darling beast.  So what did you do to my idiot daughter? SATAN    You asked for a skin disease - I gave you one.  Shouldn't even be much scarring. MAGGIE    Scars she's used to.  I'll send her a bloody great tub of aloe vera.  Or will it to her.  I meant to ask, when can I expect another visit from lord stick up his bum? SATAN    Death?  About a week.  Maybe less.  MAGGIE    And then--? SATAN    [final, agreeing] And then.  You ready to sign on? MAGGIE    I'll read the bloody fine print first. SATAN    [chuckling, evilly] You may not have time - there's a helluva lot of fine print. MAGGIE    [chukles evilly back]  Hand it over. SOUND    HUGE SHEAF OF PAPER HITS THE TABLE WITH A THUD MAGGIE    Bugger me! SATAN    There may be an easier way. MAGGIE    Than buggering me?  What's that, then? SATAN    A bet.  MAGGIE    A bet? SATAN    You suggested it yourself last night.  I asked if you know what you're doing, and you-- MAGGIE    [considering, then quietly] I spoke very loosely. SATAN    The devil is in the details.  [laughs] MAGGIE    How do I prove I won, and what do I get? SATAN    What you get - hmm - I'll get Morty off your back, for, say, ten years?    MAGGIE    Is that all? SATAN    Who do you think I am, bloody Oprah? MAGGIE    That has to come with two things-- SATAN    I said-- MAGGIE    I have to be in at least as good health as I am now the entire time - no fucking coma for ten years - and abso-fucking-lutely no bloody nursing home.  I'll live on the kerb before I'll-- SATAN    Done. MAGGIE    And if I lose? SATAN    I get your soul - immediately. MAGGIE    So the bet is I know what I'm doing - how do I prove I won?  SATAN    What are you trying to accomplish? MAGGIE    Oh, no - I'm not giving you any chance to play silly beggars with my plans.  Suffice to say that after Saturday night I will still be the one smiling? SATAN    Hmm - give me a few more of those brownies and you have a deal. MUSIC SOUND    DOOR OPENS, WHEELCHAIR ENTERS MAGGIE    Jems? JEMMA    [weak, but better than before] Yes?  MAGGIE    They say you're to stay here a few more days. JEMMA    It's this bloody rash.  [itching noise] NURSEY    Now now, you know you're not supposed to-- MAGGIE    [weary] Bugger off Moby Dick.  Jems, I'm going home now, they say, and - uh - this weekend should be bloody interesting. JEMMA    [dull] Of course, mum.  You have someone to look in on you?  Bertha? MAGGIE    Only if I want to sign my away my soul.  [laughs uncomfortably]  Nah, I've talked Kev into roughing it with me for the weekend. JEMMA    [a bit disbelieving] Oh.  Yeah.  Good. MUSIC KEV    [muffled, nervous, on the phone]  Of course this is her bloody mobile!  She's asleep.  [beat]  Fuck no, I won't!  You can haul your own bleeding carcass in here and do your own dirty work.  [beat, sarcastic]  Ri-i-ight.  No, you don't understand - I'm rather fond of the old bag-- [beat]  Well, yeah, there is a toady element to it, but we get on, gran and me.  I'd just as soon have her around a while longer.  [beat]  Ain't impossible, innit?  She is meeting her solicitor next-- [beat] Oh, you didn't know that yet, did you?  [beat, then cowed]  Y‑yeah, I know--  No!  No, don't go to the cops.  I'll--  [beaten] I'll leave latch up, then, shall I? MUSIC [very ominous] SOUND     DOOR OPENS VERY CAREFULLY.  SOUND OF GENTLE WHEEZY BREATHING.  SLOW CREAKING FOOTFALLS.  TED    [muttering]  Stupid bloody old cow.  Have my guts for garters will she?  Hah!  SOUND     CREEPING GETS CLOSER TO THE BREATHING. TED    Once we've got your fucking money, you old bitch, Jemma'n me'll be just bloody fine.   SOUND    LIGHT SWITCH TURNED ON MAGGIE    [casual, off in a corner] Oh, right.  Tickety-bloody-boo. TED    [whirling]  You insane bitch!  [unsure] Wait!  If you're over there in the shadows, then who's in the sodding bed? SOUND     BEDCLOTHES FLUNG BACK KEV    [flamey] 'elo, luv! TED    What kind of bloody game are you playing? MAGGIE     Hmm.  Red Rover.  Red Rover, red rover, send the donkey's scrotum over. TED     Two to one?  The mummy and the weasel.  I can take the both of you!  [yells and runs at her] SOUND     RUNNING FEET, BROUGHT TO A SUDDEN HALT TED    [urk] SOUND     BODY DROP SPIKE    [chuckles nastily] No, me old son, I think you've got that ass-backwards.  Hasn't he, lads? SOUND     DOORS OPEN, SEVERAL SETS OF HEAVY FEET ENTER BIKERS     [agreeing noises, laughs.] SOUND    SLAP OF FIST INTO HAND, CHAIN RATTLES KEV    You mind, gran?  Not my thing. MAGGIE    [kindly] Nah, go ahead, you ponce.  I'll be right here.  Better than a jolly great football riot. KEV    [off] Yeah, but guess who gets to hose out your kip? SOUND     FEET SCUTTLE OUT OF ROOM TED    [panicking] Someone'll hear! MAGGIE    Not bloody likely.  I made dead cert of that.  Amazing what free dinner coupons will do to get people to vacate for the night.  Course, police'll chalk them up to the same burglars who broke in here - luckily Kev and I stopped in for dinner with Bertha. KEV    [yelling from off] We had a sodding flat on the way. MAGGIE    [threatening] Doesn't that just take the biscuit?  Now Ted.  If you take this like a good little mountain of elephant dung, quietly and repentant-like, they might leave you alive.  SOUND    PUNCHING COMMENCES, associated noises from the bikers TED    [grunts]  Hey!  Why--? MAGGIE    [incensed]  Why?  Hold up.  [starting low, and mounting] Three broken wrists - that's why.  A cracked fucking pelvis - that's why.  A broken collarbone - that's why!  Thirty-bloody-seven sodding black eyes, and that's only the ones I counted myself - that's why!  Punching your fucking pregnant wife in her stomach [ragged breath, then almost a whisper]  That.  Is why. SOUND    PUNCHING COMMENCES AGAIN, associated noises from the bikers MUSIC SOUND    HOSPITAL HALLWAY, ANNOUNCEMENTS, WHEELCHAIR APPROACHES NURSEY    [distasteful, but trying to hide it] Oh, goodness, are you back? MAGGIE    No fear, yeti.  We're just visiting, aren't we?  KEV    Right.  We're family. NURSEY    That's lovely.  Well, just a minute then.  He's not really up to much.  Poor fellow. SOUND    DOOR OPENS, PINGING MACHINES INSIDE MAGGIE    I know.  [pouring on the melodrama]  Apparently he was coming by to bring some flowers - since I'd just got out of hospital - and surprised some burglars or something.  [sounding almost teary]  But for the grace of the almighty, that could have been us - couldn't it, Kev? KEV    Worth every bite of mum's pork au poivre. MAGGIE    [sharp] Shh.  [teary] Tragic. NURSEY    [softening] See, I knew you had it in you. SOUND    DOOR SHUTS MAGGIE    If only she had it in her more often, she wouldn't be such a tight-ass knicker-twisting sodding git. TED    [muffled by tubes and such]  uh? MAGGIE    Good night.  What a mess. TED    [alarmed] uh! MAGGIE    Don't call reinforcemants just yet - we're merely here to deliver a message. TED    [shuddering] um? MAGGIE    It boils down to this, my evil bastard sonofabitch in law.  Quite apart from being ready to kill you should anything untoward happen to either of us here, my friends plan to visit anything you do to Jemma upon you.  And I do mean anything.  If you get anywhere near her, even with a freindly weapon, you better be ready to take every single bleeding stroke you give.  SOUND    WHEELCHAIR ROLLS AWAY MAGGIE    I'll send round some vaseline. SOUND    DOOR OPENS MUSIC SOUND    TELLY ON LOW, MAGGIE TAPPING FURIOUSLY AWAY ON COMPUTER MAGGIE    Bastards!  Fucking evil empire bastards!  They just wait until I'm in hospital, and change the rates on me again! SATAN    [clears throat] MAGGIE    One minute - I have to update my sodding bid structure.  Again. SATAN    What? MAGGIE    Business.  And... there.  Good for now. SATAN    Well, um.  [a bit cowed]  The bet. MAGGIE    You have to admit, I got my bloody way. SATAN    Yes.  Very well too.  MAGGIE    So I win, do I? SATAN    Oh... yes.  You're very impressive.  I'd almost offer you a job myself. MAGGIE    Come back in ten years, [fondly] you ponce.  So what, do we shake on it or somesuch? SATAN    Frankly, I'm rather fond of my fingers. MAGGIE    [laughs]  You have my oath I won't bite...  This time. SATAN    Right, then. SOUND    HESITATE, THEN A HANDSHAKE MAGGIE    Go on then.  I'm far too bloody busy to be swotting around all day with the likes of you.  SOUND    TAPS A FEW KEYS MAGGIE    [to computer]  What does that wanker bloody mean he forgot to pay me?  [aside]  There's some brownies there.  Drop round any time.  [back to computer, then fading out] Dammit!  Dammit it all to bloody buggery arse-face fucking donkey scrotum hell!!! CLOSER OLIVIA    Now that you know how to find us, you'll have to come back.  Maybe next week?  Don't be a stranger - we have enough of those already...  

Plans Are Optional
Episode #138 - Andrew and the Bus (Baked)

Plans Are Optional

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 85:33


Neil didn't provide any show notes either. I'm throwing this one in the oven and seeing what happens! Edit: This is apparently the better baked version.

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style
Potcast 216: Little Ideas That Make a Big Difference

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 83:51


Since winter is coming, I thought, why not turn the spotlight inward and get all warm and cozy with cannabis and our higher self? Joining me to talk about little ideas that make a big difference is Jarrett Robertson, author of Make It A Great Day: How to Feel Awesome So That You Can Help Others. There's some newbie CBD discussion in the beginning before we dive into happy hormones, input management, honing communication, plus ways to approach meditation and emotional awareness. In the Sustainability Roll-Up by OCB rolling papers, we're appreciating that farm cut flower. And if you're inspired to use cannabis like me - as both a wellness and lifestyle enhancement tool, I'm making space to bring on three or four new coaching clients in the new year. Learn more in the Potcast 216 show notes at casuallybaked.com. MJ Relief is the Ph.D. formulated CBD muscle rub I co-created with Dr. Monica Vialpando. Gift relief this holiday season and save 10% using promo code: casuallybaked --> Purchase here.  Shop Dr Love CBD - SAVE 15% using promo code: CASUALLYBAKED ✌️

5...4...3...2...fun!!

sent $$$ this week to Abundant Beginnings in Oakland.abundantbeginnings.org“We are a collectively run, black-led community education and empowerment initiative that is re-imagining how communities can grow learners who think critically, live responsibly, and create meaningful change. Curriculum development, community education, Forest Freedom School and Summer camps, are the focus of our work in the Bay Area. We center the needs of those who are currently marginalized from meaningful educational experiences, with emphases on Black students, gender expansive and queer students, disabled learners, students holding trauma and all the intersections. Our long term goal is to utilize a residential Non-Profit/Co-Housing Model that will be part of a larger network of urban and rural land projects that are led by and center the knowledge and experiences of queer people of color.”DOWNLOAD RECORDINGsubscribe to the podcast here: http://feeds.feedburner.com/5432fun(intro by omar)WOLF GIRL “Toast For Dinner” Every Now and ThenPainter “Pet Melon” Derring-do!Nerve Quakes “Running” Running/ RewindGuerilla Toss “Come Up With Me” Twisted CrystalOur Girl “Being Around” Stranger TodayBaked “Hope You’re Happy” IIThe Spirit of the Beehive “(without you) in my pocket” Hypnic JerksDust from 1000 yrs “cowardly heart” a sweet thing turns sourTights “Too Cool” HeelsSilverware “Sand” Move HereJOBS “Lover” Log On For The Free Chance To Log On For FreeCorridor “L'echo des derniers orgasmes” LE VOYAGE ETERNELNew Raspberry Bandits “Had an Old Coat” Little Birds and Big TrucksChemical Clock “Medium Hanging Fruit” Plastic RealitySweet Reaper “Tapey” SidekickMary Bell “Be a mom” HISTRIONSpace Daze “Doesn’t Exist” Miss the VoidThe Oakland Elementary School Arkestra “No Words To Describe It” Big Music, Little Musicians!Curling “Love Song” Definitely BandHater “I Wish I Gave You More Time Because I Love You” Siesta

The Cottage Witch
S2 E4: Crafting Witchy Gifts

The Cottage Witch

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 34:45


Hester talks all about making fun and witchy Yule gifts on a budget this season. Baked goods, sewing projects, love banshees, rune and pendulum divination boxes, and spell jar ornaments are all under consideration in this comprehensively fun and creative episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hester-makepeace/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hester-makepeace/support

Woke and Baked
Twistello of Buffalo, New York and Bill of The Middle of Nowhere, Alaska

Woke and Baked

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 86:08


Twistello of Buffalo, New York and Bill of The Middle of Nowhere, Alaska by Woke and Baked

The Chuck ToddCast: Meet the Press
What's “baked-in” for Democrats in 2022?

The Chuck ToddCast: Meet the Press

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 34:36


Pollster Brian Stryker talks about the lessons Democrats from their loss in Virginia, and what the polling data shows about their prospects for 2022.

Bucked Up With Sam Buck
Episode #136 - Getting Baked With Lori

Bucked Up With Sam Buck

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 73:32


Episode #136 features classically trained baker, entrepreneur & artisanal edible maker, Baked with Lori! You can find her menu here, https://www.gettingbakedwithlori.com/ or follow her on social media @bakedwithloriny!

Chronic Table with the Portland Cannabis Tasting Society
Dreidel Dreidel we‘ll get baked and play

Chronic Table with the Portland Cannabis Tasting Society

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 411:39


Join us my friends for a fun chat with the friends, a cast of characters in weed that always provides some wisdom and entertainment. Come hang with us, enjoy the goofs and remember to be like Chronic Table and take the weed seriously but don't take yourself too seriously.  Join us live on my my channel Fumidor and the Flavors on YouTube and of course my friends please go take a look at my website www.fumidoro.com for photos, genetic preservation kits and more! Cheers my friends and puff something wonderful!

Modern Persian Food
Persian Christmas Menu Traditions

Modern Persian Food

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 21:52


Looking to start some fun new winter holiday traditions? The Beats share several Persian inspired cross-cultural menu ideas to bring Persian flavors to your table this Christmas.   Breakfast/brunch Jeweled Cinnamon Rolls - using a dried fruit and nut spread along with Persian spices, this is a unique delicious twist to easy cinnamon rolls.  Use Ajeel, a Persian trail mix that can also be used for Yalda. French toast casserole versions - try with challah bread, Persian barbari bread, vanilla, cardamom, persimmon or quince, top with whipped cream and/or powdered sugar and fresh fruit, pomegranate arils or berries   Appetizer and snack ideas Baked brie bites Use puff pastry or crescent rolls, brie, jam (a peppered jam is great here!), nuts (pecans or walnuts, and fresh herbs (rosemary looks festive) - serve warm Cheese board or platter   Main meal/dinner Standing prime rib roast served with a pomegranate horseradish sauce Roast beef with mixed roast vegetables Roast lamb with garlic cloves and dijon mustard Sumac roasted vegetables Christmas enchiladas - green salsa or enchilada sauce and red salsa or enchilada sauce Seafood - saffron roast shrimp or salmon Jeweled Rice, Shirin polo - Persian fruit and nut layered rice or Tahchin   Dessert Cookies!  The annual cookie exchange...mix cookie platter with Persian cookies Jeweled Cinnamon rolls Yalda Winter Flavors episode reference All Modern Persian Food episodes can be found at: Episodes Co-host Beata Nazem Kelley blog: BeatsEats – Persian Girl Desperately Addicted to Food! Co-host Bita Arabian blog: Oven Hug - Healthy Persian Recipes | Modern Persian Recipes   Bita's recipe for Persian Jeweled Rice | Shirin Polo Bita's recipe for Easy Marinated Salmon Bita's index of Cookie Recipes Beata's recipe for Jeweled Cinnamon Rolls Beata's recipe for Persian Jeweled Tahchin Beata's recipe for Persian Tea Cookies with Aunt Pari Joon   Podcast production by Alvarez Audio

Savor
The Fully Baked Betty Crocker Story

Savor

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 49:05


This brand of recipes and food products that help out home cooks is based around a woman who never existed. Anney and Lauren explore the fictional history and very real science behind Betty Crocker. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Nerf's LOLs at 5:05
LOL WEEDIES ON COLFAX CHRISTMAS BAKED SALE

Nerf's LOLs at 5:05

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 1:07


Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style
Potcast 215: Terpenes and the Science of Cannabis Judging

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 53:24


How can we make experimentation for cannabis newbies an intentional, confidence-boosting experience rather than a very expensive game of whack-a-mole? Besides listening to this potcast, pretty soon you'll be able to learn about cannabis at the state fair… at least in California. If you're picking up what I'm putting down, please rate and review Casually Baked, the potcast wherever you listen. That one small action helps other canna curious folks find highly responsible discussions like this one with the co-founders of SC Labs about the science of cannabis judging and the dominant terpenes directing your cannabis experience. Find more info about the CA State Fair Cannabis Awards in the Potcast 215 show notes at casuallybaked.com. MJ Relief is the Ph.D. formulated CBD muscle rub I co-created with Dr. Monica Vialpando. Gift relief this holiday season and save 10% using promo code: casuallybaked --> Purchase here.  Shop Dr Love CBD - SAVE 15% using promo code: CASUALLYBAKED ✌️

Get Real
#028: Get Baked (ft. Elsa's Mom!!)

Get Real

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 67:57


A second mom episode in a row! With no Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week, we took on two Bucket List shows; The Great British Bake Off and the new season of Tiger King! Those two things could not be more different, wow. Plus, a surprise twist on Survivor sends an unexpected player home. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/getrealpodcast/message

The Culinary Institute of America

Baked beans are an American classic. This updated version is perfectly balanced with sweetness from the molasses and brown sugar, smokiness from the bacon, and a bit of acid from the onion, mustard, and tomato paste. Using two different colors of beans creates more visual interest.  Find recipes, more information and videos with closed captioning here!     http://www.ciaprochef.com/northarvest/recipe6/

pish posh with Lindsey Wilson
#128 Lindsey Wilson - a foodie holiday

pish posh with Lindsey Wilson

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 27:35


RAKUTEN LINK: https://www.rakuten.com/r/LILLIN259?eeid=28187 VIEW THE FULL GIFT GUIDE HERE: https://www.pishposhpodcast.com/blog/2021-washingtonfoodgirl-foodie-gift-guide TRUFF LINK: HERE Businesses mentioned in this episode:  Heritage Distilling Company, Recess sparkling water, Spritz Society wine spritzers, TRUFF, 5 Mary's Farm meats and cookbook, Williams Sonoma DIY Kits, Lowrider Cookie Co, Baked with Grace, Wicked Good Cupcakes, Lou Malnati's Chicago pizza, Tamale My Life, Callie's Hot Little Biscuits, WSU Cougar Gold, Spoonful of Comfort. 

Food Network Obsessed
Dan Langan Answers Your Holiday Baking Questions

Food Network Obsessed

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 42:00


Dan Langan shares his favorite holiday traditions and how his love for baking began. He shares the nostalgic smell that brings back childhood memories and his advice for getting kids involved in baking early and safely. Dan shares his favorite food spots in Philadelphia and describes exactly what Philly butter cake is. He talks about the inspiration behind his blog, Baked by Dan, what content is most popular and how he manages the wild world of social media. Dan shares plans for his upcoming cookbook and how he applied for Spring Baking Championship four times before getting on the show. He talks about the best cake he's ever made and then dives into his advice for successful holiday baking.    Start Your Free Trial of discovery+: https://www.discoveryplus.com/foodobsessed   Connect with the podcast: https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/food-network-obsessed-the-official-podcast-of-food-network    Follow Food Network on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/foodnetwork    Follow Jaymee on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaymeesire   Follow Dan Langan on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bakedbydan/ Check Out Dan Can Bake It: https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/dancanbakeit See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Outlook
The teenager who baked her way out of a crisis

Outlook

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 13:40


When Kitty Tait was in her early teens, she started struggling with anxiety and depression. Her family tried various activities, like art and dog walking, to try and help her, but nothing worked. Then Kitty tried baking, and everything changed. Soon she was baking dozens of loaves, then hundreds, and her mental health improved on the way. When she was 15, alongside her father Alex, Kitty opened her own business, The Orange Bakery, and it's been a big hit in their English village. They have a book coming out called Breadsong. Get in touch: outlook@bbc.com Presenter: Datshiane Navanayagam Producer: Harry Graham (Photo: Kitty Tait. Credit: Mark Lord)

Food Talk with Tom Fitzmorris
The Food Show October 27, 2021

Food Talk with Tom Fitzmorris

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 116:58


Baked potatoes. Potatoes Anna.

Pass The Bread
Cranberry Baked Brie Bread Bowl - A true mouthful

Pass The Bread

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 59:54


Kaylee made homemade cranberry sauce and used store-bought sourdough to kick off December. B talks about what December looked like growing up and they discuss what nostalgia and traumas encapsulate this time of year. Follow Us: https://my.captivate.fm/dashboard/podcast/4d0e1283-2f01-4c44-9641-c76adab15f4d/www.instagrm.com/PassTheBreadPodcast (@PassTheBreadPodcast) https://my.captivate.fm/dashboard/podcast/4d0e1283-2f01-4c44-9641-c76adab15f4d/www.passthebreadpodcast.com (www.passthebreadpodcast.com) Music: James Witchell Produced By: https://my.captivate.fm/dashboard/podcast/4d0e1283-2f01-4c44-9641-c76adab15f4d/www.deweycomedy.com (Dewey Comedy Productions, LLC) - Nashville TN

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style
Potcast 214: Cannabis, Menopause, and Women's Health

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 62:06


If you're picking up what I'm putting down, please rate and review Casually Baked, the potcast wherever you listen. That one small action helps other canna curious folks find highly responsible discussions like this one with Dr. Michelle Sexton, Patty Pappas and Carrie Mapes about the female relationship with cannabis. We discuss science, life experience, the power of stigmas, and changing the perception of aging. We also learn important reasons to incorporate phytocannabinoids like THC and CBD into our wellness routines as we age. Continue your education with resources in the Potcast 214 show notes at casuallybaked.com. MJ Relief is the Ph.D. formulated CBD muscle rub I co-created with Dr. Monica Vialpando. Gift relief this holiday season and save 10% using promo code: casuallybaked --> Purchase here.  Shop Dr Love CBD - SAVE 15% using promo code: CASUALLYBAKED ✌️

Weed + Grub
Stay-Kashian & Baked Chicken with Jackie Kashian

Weed + Grub

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 67:49


Jackie Kashian (Stay-Kashian) hangs with Mike and Mary Jane to talk about her new comedy album, chicken of the gods, her magical dad, BakeSpace, how she creates an album, and soup pros and cons! But first, Mike and MJ talk Friendsgiving, pie debates and Bobo updates.   GIVE US 5 ⭐️ / LEAVE A REVIEW / LOVE RICH LOOSE SOUP Music by Jesse Case Weed + Grub IG Weed + Grub Patreon Jackie Kashian Website Lakegrade Flower OCB USA - the finest rolling papers in the world! BOTW: @labellatini & @summer.blowout

Powell To The People
America‘s Racism Is Baked In The Cake

Powell To The People

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 62:56


Following the unsurprising  Kyle Rittenhouse verdict the Powell men take a deep dive into the history of racism in America. The discussion is prompted by a letter addressed to the podcast seeking clarification on our positions on race.  #KyleRittenhouse #WhiteFragility #RobinDiAngelo #WhiteSupremacy #racism #RacisminAmerica #BLM #Kenosha #Justice

The DA Show
So Baked: Is Mayfield firing his way out of Cleveland?

The DA Show

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 44:12


HOUR 2: The honeymoon is over in Cleveland for Baker Mayfield. Our crew vents on a Trash Tuesday. Should a youth team get punished for dominance? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coffee with the Chicken Ladies
Episode 52 Serama Chickens / Ambassador Chickens / Pumpkin Pie Baked Oatmeal / Rooster Booster

Coffee with the Chicken Ladies

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 66:09


In this episode we spotlight the tiny and adorable Serama chicken, chat about Ambassador Chickens and the good they do with Jenny from @lipstick_and_chickens, share our recipe for delicious baked pumpkin pie oatmeal, and review our favorite products from Rooster Booster.Our sponsor, Grubbly Farms, is offering our listeners 20% off your purchase for first time buyers! That's a fantastic value! This offer does not apply to subscriptions and cannot be used with any other discounts. Click here for our affiliate link and use our code COFFEE20 to get your discount.Chicken Luv Box -  use CWTCL for $5 off your order!https://www.chickenluv.com/Serama Council of North Americahttps://www.scnaonline.org/American Serama Associationhttps://americanseramaassociation.com/Strong Animals Chicken Essentialshttps://www.getstronganimals.com/Jenny @lipstick_and_chickens on Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/lipstick_and_chickens/?hl=en Jenny - Lipstick and Chickens on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/lipstickandchickensDaisy of Inspire Farms Videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf9yF3PQG7sHen Power / Equal Artshttps://www.equalarts.org.uk/our-work/henpowerHobby Farms  article on Therapy Chickenshttps://www.hobbyfarms.com/therapy-chickens-creating-bonds-and-improving-health/Baked Pumpkin Pie Oatmealhttps://coffeewiththechickenladies.com/farm-fresh-egg-recipes/pumpkin-pie-baked-oatmeal/Rooster Boosterhttps://www.roosterboosterproducts.com/our-productsYou can purchase Rooster Booster products on our Amazon Recommendations page in the link below. We receive a small commission for each sale at no extra cost to you.CWTCL Websitehttps://coffeewiththechickenladies.com/CWTCL Etsy Shophttps://www.etsy.com/shop/CoffeeWChickenLadiesCWTCL Amazon Recommendationshttps://www.amazon.com/shop/coffeewiththechickenladiesCWTCL Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/coffeewiththechickenladies/?hl=enSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/coffeewiththechickenladies)

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style
Potcast 213: Succeeding in the Cannabis Industry

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 68:48


I'm back with another candid conversation with a woman mixing things up in the cannabis industry. If you want to usher in change and have your voice heard, you need to be sitting at the table where those plans are being made and the deals are getting done. And here to inspire us is Marie Montmarquet, co-founder of MD Numbers, Inc., a 100% black-owned family of vertically integrated cannabis brands that provide a range of goods and services to the California supply chain, retail customers, and equity community. Get valuable resources in the Potcast 213 show notes at casuallybaked.com. MJ Relief is the Ph.D. formulated CBD muscle rub I co-created with Dr. Monica Vialpando. Gift relief this holiday season and save 10% using promo code: casuallybaked --> Purchase here.  Shop Dr Love CBD - SAVE 15% using promo code: CASUALLYBAKED ✌️

The Podcast Accelerator
Dynamic Ad Insertion Explained Simply

The Podcast Accelerator

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 25:26


As a serious independent podcast creator, it's important that you have a https://www.captivate.fm/features (full toolkit available to you) to help you to grow your podcast's audience and to monetize your show(s) in diverse ways. There are so many options available to audio influencers and podcast creators that it can be hard to figure out which range of options to incorporate into your monetization strategy but, inevitably, the subject of sponsors, ads and ad partners will present itself, often sooner rather than later. In short: dynamic ad insertion, or “DAI”, is the process of recording your audio and publishing your podcast episode as normal, then marking areas within that episode where advertising will be inserted by a piece of software after the episode has been published – often with ever-changing parameters, which constitutes the “dynamic” part of the acronym. Dynamic Ad Insertions vs “Baked-In” AdsTo better understand dynamic ad insertion, we first have to look at its opposite number: “baked-in” ads. “Baked-in” refers to the practice of advertisements being read out by the podcast creator during the recording of an episode. Once published, these advertisements are ‘baked-in' parts of the audio and removing or replacing them typically involves re-recording and/or re-editing the entire piece of content, a time-consuming process that is often too cumbersome to achieve and hinders monetization opportunities for audio creators. For example, a podcaster might secure a deal with a local or niche sponsor to partner with them on four episodes and where the podcaster sells them a “pre-roll” and a “mid-roll” ad slot per episode. The podcaster will then agree on a script and a call to action with the sponsor (usually asking the listener to go to a page on a website) and, as the podcaster records their episode, they'll read the scripts at the relevant places whilst doing the recording. They then go ahead and publish that episode as normal and the ads are “baked-in” to the audio content. This is a really common way that serious independent podcasters make money: they're leveraging their audio influence to close a deal and then offering a host-read advert, or multiple adverts, in their content. Dynamic ad insertion gives you the opportunity to achieve the same outcome but also opens the door to various other opportunities, too. Pre-Roll, Mid-Roll & Post-Roll Podcast Ads ExplainedAds are usually sold in “slots”. A “slot” is just a location within your episode that an ad will appear. There are three types of ad location that you might hear about in podcast advertising: Pre-roll – ads are placed before your episode content begins and before any audio from your episode is played. Mid-roll – ads are interspersed within your content. We call these “mid-roll, in-content” here at Captivate because we think it's a little more obvious. Post-roll – ads are placed after your episode content has finished. There's a little flexibility in these terms that you might come across, too. For example, a true pre-roll plays before any other content but for a podcaster who sells ads themselves and reads them out (either baking them in or dynamically inserting them later), they may class an ad within the first few minutes as a pre-roll because it comes before the main content of the episode. The same goes for post-roll: where true post-roll plays after all other audio has finished, a podcaster who has sold a post-roll ad to a sponsor directly may class an ad after their content, but before their outro, as a post-roll. The important thing to remember here is that there is no right or wrong or need to worry about that jargon too much, you'll work with sponsors and ad partners to make sure that the ads are in the right place. Speaking of jargon, there is one more acronym that you need to know: CPM – this stands for “cost per mille”....

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style
Potcast 212: Female Cannabis Consumers and the Woman Behind Wana

Casually Baked, the potcast: Discover hemp and cannabis 420 style

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 51:43


If you're picking up what I'm putting down, please rate and review Casually Baked, the potcast wherever you listen. That one small action helps other canna-curious folks find highly responsible discussions like this one with Nancy about her journey bootstrapping a wildly successful cannabis business and the importance of intentionally carving out your lane. We also examine the gummy craze, THCV, female consumers, and being a woman in a male-dominated cannabis industry. Find helpful links and learn more in the Potcast 212 show notes at casuallybaked.com. MJ Relief is the Ph.D. formulated CBD muscle rub I co-created with Dr. Monica Vialpando, my cannabis soul sister and formulation scientist. Support our launch and get relief for what aches and pains you now: Save 10% using promo code: casuallybaked --> Purchase here.  Shop Dr Love CBD - SAVE 15% using promo code: CASUALLYBAKED ✌️