On the RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap all of the shenanigans that Archie and Co. get into on this week's episode of CW's dark adaptation of Archie Comics. Love triangles, murder, twincest — they're here to talk about it all.
The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP
It's the end of an era. On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to the small town with pep. Thank you to all of our wonderful listeners. See you in the sweet hereafter.
It's the penultimate finale, and John and Kaitlin have MANY THOUGHTS. Are Reggie and Archie the greatest love story of this series? Do we ship Frank and Sheriff Keller? What exactly did Tabitha "fix" after all? We'll miss you, Riverdale.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Ethel's goodbye, the milkman reveal, and Uncle Frank's nonsense.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Josie's return, the complicated existence of Sabrina, and Ms. Grundy's completely real husband who definitely exists.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Rarchie, Cheryl's picture plan, and Polly's new personality.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Ethel's incredible voice, Sarah Florence, and Midge's baby problem.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Julien's voice of an angel, Beronica, and Archie's not-exactly-problems problems.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Betty's zine, the return of hopefully-not-a-predator-this-time Ms. Grundy, and Archie's thespian skills.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Vetty almost becomes a thing, Ethel and Jughead are buds, and the milkman mystery is over so let it go, okay?!?
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Rocky Horror's baffling existence in the '50s, the return of Ethel and Mary's incredible (and offscreen) Halloween costume skills.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the milkman, Fangs' musician aspirations, and the return of Jabitha.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Lolita, 4D movies and whatever the heck is up with Alice.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's hoop dreams, Archie discovering racism and the death of Jughead's latest father figure.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, it's all about dirty dancing, baby...and features a very special guest!
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Choni, rat fink Frank and Jughead's refusal to be chill in any situation.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk beheadings, B and V mess arounds, and Charchie sex.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Charchie, Vughead and homemade pregnancy tests.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the state of Riverdale's health class curriculum and that long awaited conversation between Jughead and Veronica.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin realize how little they know about sock hops, discuss Veronica's insane dating games and talk Ethel's passion for horror comics and Jughead.
We're back! And it's the '50s?! John and Kaitlin return from a long hiatus to discuss Veronica name dropping James Dean, Archie's new hair and, of course, time travel.
On the Season 6 finale of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat time travel, Jabitha, and Archie's hero complex. Thanks for hanging out with us, ya'll! It's been a blast. See you in Season 7!!!!
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk time bubbles, adult Baby, and comet drama.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Percival "The Lil Stinker" Pickens' perverse plan, feet washing, and The Redemption Boys.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's doll, the Sweet Hereafter, and Sabrina's return.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin chat about the bible, Kevin's wedding invite, and who exactly has an older sibling, anyway???
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk serial killer conventions, dreamy Drake, and union songs!
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Reggie's confusing scheme, the return of Charles, and Baby's future.
We're back! John and Kaitlin talk the ghost train, Cheather, and how magic was always the glue bonding Veronica and Jughead's very real friendship.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and a very special guest discuss Cheryl handing over her spider brooch, KJ bopping to Britney, and Heather's arrival.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk the Spider Woman of Wall Street, the return of Ms. Grundy, and which Riverdale resident actually reads.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Veggie's healthy conversation, the potential Barchie baby, and the Mevin reunion.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Percival's plans, Tabitha's superpower, and angel lore.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin count all the casinos in town, speculate about the connection between Riverdale and Rivervale, and review yet another Serpent Dance.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin ask: "What ARE the Serpents?"
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin ask...what's a wise guy?
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk why certain superpowers would suck, how Abigail is less chaotic than Cheryl, and why Bingo is the best boy in Riverdale.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Archie's super strength, Veronica's big move, and Bingo's legs.
It's been 100 episodes, ya'll! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk dual Reggies, multiple Jugheads, and oodles of deceased Riverdale residents.
Waiting for our 100th recap episode? So are we!!! Thank you to all who have listened for the past 100 episodes, and have a happy holiday season!
"Chapter 99: The Witching Hour(s)" by The Riverdale Register: A RIVERDALE RECAP
On this episode of THE RIVERVALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's broken dreams, Veronica and Reggie's toxic relationship, and murky tear juice. (A word of warning: The witches of Rivervale made the audio funky on this one. We love you and thank you for your listenership.)
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Kevin's potential pettiness, car ghosts, and whether Betty should really be in charge of a baby right now.
Welcome to Rivervale, folks! On this episode of the RIVERVALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Fralice, maple syrup production, and Archie being sacrificed to a pagan goddess!
It's the Season 5 finale! On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the casino no one wants, Barchie 3.0, and all those witches... Thanks for listening everyone! We'll be back soon...
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Jabitha (Tughead?), Veronica's decision about Archie, and Britta's confusing new foster home.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, Eric is finally brought to justice, and Kaitlin owes John $5.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk beeeeeees, girlbossing, and Jughead's long-awaited book snatching.
Josie, Mel, and Val get the backdoor pilot they deserve, and John and Kaitlin are THRILLED. Josie delivers the most perfect line to Hiram, Mel's book is definitely outpacing Jughead's on the best seller list, and Val has almost as many jobs as Archie.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss The Rat King (and rabies!), Kaitlin's newly unlocked fear, and Archie's latest job.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Kevin's ongoing crisis, Cheryl's cult, and Bingo was his name-O.
On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Hiram's sad origin story, Reggie's awful dad, and how Michael Consuelos needs his own Netflix show.
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