Virtual Ball Boys

So sorry for the audio, but hey, if there was one to miss, it's this one!

Hey, we got a swap! Also, Jeff rapped for some reason but we don't talk about it for some reason on the podcast, but I do want it noted, for the record, that Jeff Probst threw down a zesty beat. Thank you for your time.

Christian is #1 in the power rankings, but he embodies #2 in this episode. Plus, we talk a lot about Joe and Rick!

Ozzy and Coach pick up where they left off, Rick and Christian's bromance, and Aubry's odd approach to Genevieve among many discussed on this pod!

Matt and Chris do a draft and begin the journey of Survivor 50!!

Congrats Seahawks! Also, stay tuned later this week for the first of a new series of episodes *eye emoji*

They didn't know why the sun was gone (Also, happy commercial draft day!)

Apologies for the weird audio balancing in this one!

Also, MIKE MCCARTHY IS BACK???

You just gotta Bear-lieve

We love the Bills and Jaguars.

The NFL is a mess. College Football is a mess.

Hey, don't perpetuate crappy stereotypes against Jewish people for your own touchdown celebration!! And if you apologize for your antisemitism, don't do it through an organization known for supporting a nation committing genocide!!Also, don't get into physical confrontations with fans!! They may deserve to be punched because some sports fans think by buying a ticket they've earned the right to act like an a**hole, but try to avoid swinging, bud!!

Famous last words, but the Chiefs seem to be done for a little while!

Time to go back to college!

Time to re-rank!

Also we talk about muppets for a very long time

First place in the NFC North, for now!

Don't worry, I hate me too for that title.

Oh and trades happened.

The Simpsons predicted the future again, and we resurrect some teams

The New York Football Giants

Who will join the ranks of the fired?

You heard that right.

Tie tie tie tie

Wisconsin makes Matt mad

Ow

We talk chaotic games, YouTubers, and spit. Then we pick games for Week 2!

Chris and Matt are hungy and just want some ball (no please wait, come back)

We pick out the different offseason story lines that we enjoy the most, and got a quick visit from Chet Avery!

listen to epic by jorge rivera-herrans and cast https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3sdEH7HfFE3d4xry5RnnLr

It's almost over, thank god

wild hearts never die

why does football pain

the traitors is good

welcome to the playoffs

Why

Cats, cheese, and hairy men do be good

The mid seg is mid

No guarantees for this bowl season

Also, are you a Simpsons Simp?

A little sap won't hurt ya

YEAH WE TALK ABOUT AN 17 YEAR OLD NICHE VIDEO GAME, WHAT DO YOU WANT

if ye had the chance to change yer fate, would ye?

we are mid

Giants. Jets. ESPECIALLY Yankees. Buh-bye.

We talk about a lot of stuff!

Davante Adams to the Jets and Amari Cooper to the Bills. Neat.

I tried to make a pun

Yeah, we decided that a lot of teams' seasons are over. But hey, prove us wrong, I guess?

I do want to point out that Matt said "Joe Bover" on the podcast. I decided to not make that the podcast title but I thought I'd point that out anyway.