Virtual Ball Boys

Matt and Chris do a draft and begin the journey of Survivor 50!!

Congrats Seahawks! Also, stay tuned later this week for the first of a new series of episodes *eye emoji*

They didn't know why the sun was gone (Also, happy commercial draft day!)

Apologies for the weird audio balancing in this one!

Also, MIKE MCCARTHY IS BACK???

You just gotta Bear-lieve

We love the Bills and Jaguars.

The NFL is a mess. College Football is a mess.

Hey, don't perpetuate crappy stereotypes against Jewish people for your own touchdown celebration!! And if you apologize for your antisemitism, don't do it through an organization known for supporting a nation committing genocide!!Also, don't get into physical confrontations with fans!! They may deserve to be punched because some sports fans think by buying a ticket they've earned the right to act like an a**hole, but try to avoid swinging, bud!!

Famous last words, but the Chiefs seem to be done for a little while!

Time to go back to college!

Time to re-rank!

Also we talk about muppets for a very long time

First place in the NFC North, for now!

Don't worry, I hate me too for that title.

Oh and trades happened.

The Simpsons predicted the future again, and we resurrect some teams

The New York Football Giants

Who will join the ranks of the fired?

You heard that right.

Tie tie tie tie

Wisconsin makes Matt mad

Ow

We talk chaotic games, YouTubers, and spit. Then we pick games for Week 2!

Chris and Matt are hungy and just want some ball (no please wait, come back)

We pick out the different offseason story lines that we enjoy the most, and got a quick visit from Chet Avery!

listen to epic by jorge rivera-herrans and cast https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3sdEH7HfFE3d4xry5RnnLr

It's almost over, thank god

wild hearts never die

why does football pain

the traitors is good

welcome to the playoffs

Why

Cats, cheese, and hairy men do be good

The mid seg is mid

No guarantees for this bowl season

Also, are you a Simpsons Simp?

A little sap won't hurt ya

YEAH WE TALK ABOUT AN 17 YEAR OLD NICHE VIDEO GAME, WHAT DO YOU WANT

if ye had the chance to change yer fate, would ye?

we are mid

Giants. Jets. ESPECIALLY Yankees. Buh-bye.

We talk about a lot of stuff!

Davante Adams to the Jets and Amari Cooper to the Bills. Neat.

I tried to make a pun

Yeah, we decided that a lot of teams' seasons are over. But hey, prove us wrong, I guess?

I do want to point out that Matt said "Joe Bover" on the podcast. I decided to not make that the podcast title but I thought I'd point that out anyway.

It is the second annual draft of teams with zeroes in their record, with the goal is to create a group of teams that will keep the zero in their Win or Loss column the longest.

Listen, we're already tired. Let us rant about how weird this NFL season already is and probably will continue to be.

sup, we're back. Are we ready for football? ye. Do we have a lot to talk about? ye. Am I going to just not write formal descriptions anymore? mayb. Enjoy! If you are reading this description, @ FluffyCloudGmr on Blue Sky and say the word "pasta." Just so he knows someone is hearing the boys in the void.

Yes, Chet Avery is back, and Matt left midway through the podcast. Yes, we are worried about them both. Yes, you should listen to Chet's entire mock draft along with some news. The Virtual Ball Boys podcast is uploaded every week from September through February, hosted by Chris (@FluffyCloudGmr) and Matt (@Avana_Music). Follow us on Twitter at @VirtualBallBoys and follow our other work at @TeamChaosPods. Virtual Ball Boy Football League episodes will also be streamed at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitch.tv/teamchaosproductions⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. For inquiries, email us: virtualballboys@gmail.com.