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    • May 23, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    WM Live 2025-05-13 Bus Viewing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 127:03


    I need permission to bring in a bottle of bodily fluids. I am getting married and I need to audit your grocery store. My left ear is a little blown out in the store and I need earplugs. I missed … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-05-06 Mad Rat

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 156:52


    I found a piece of trim. I need quick access to the cold room. The gasoline broke. I am trying to recycle some of the gas in the parking lot. This is recycling and not siphoning gas. Please check around … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-04-29 Hot Room

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 129:33


    Somebody that can handle women. I found pieces of caffeine out in the parking lot. I put my hand on their car. I am looking for a hot room. We are rolling some rubber with us right now. Looking for … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-04-22 Hidden Rat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 144:40


    Medically required to wear paint on his face. There is a cheerleader outside and I do not need help from them. Looking for a junior rat on site. I am going to ambush them with my emotional issues. There was … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-04-15 Genie Lamp

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 152:23


    I have to drive these cars around to test them. I need a Genie Lamp and a Junior Rat. Please look at the lamp. I need to program this car. I need to program these car tires. I need to … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-04-08 Food Bears

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 165:07


    The bear took my food. The animals went for it. I did not get a warning when I got my food. Keep your phone on and stay angry. I got this guy yelling at me but I do not really … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-04-01 Pen Pain

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 187:55


    I got a problem making my shopping list. I need some pens and paper. One of the pens got me in the hand last time. These pens were sharp. Found some pens in the parking lot. Found some shoes out … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-03-25 Medical Fingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 158:40


    Medical procedure with fingers. Brush away the emotional element. I need some extra rubber hotel gloves. We are looking for Carlos. I have the gloves and I am ready to apologize. The location of the vending machines. The was an … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-03-18 Virtual Absorption

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 156:26


    My cousin crewed up and I want to physically stay at the hotel and not do a virtual stay. I am just trying to guess the reservation. I want to check-in with my flash drive. My dog administers life-saving medication. … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-03-11 Spray It

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 142:11


    Spray it down with water to get it wet. None of this is real. This in not real hang up the phone. No red tape. I want to take some pictures. No such thing as mediums. Since I am paying, … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-03-04 The King

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 161:45


    Different celebrities at the gas pump action. The gas pump marketing department. This is the gas pump celebrity marketing department. The cartoon from the marketing department on the gas pump. This is a gas pump warning label conspiracy with this … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-02-25 Demon Dolls

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 152:30


    Demon doll. Satan stuff. Padlock. Detrimental to my cause. I saw people playing cards in the street. I saw the funniest thing. More padlocks. I can give you my code name. I am putting padlocks on the handles of car … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-02-18 Mole Noises

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 150:36


    Pizza sharing policy. Hearing a lot of mole noises. You sound like a mole. This is a hotel and not a lodge. No hotel membership please. Something unprofessional is happening but I do not know what. I think there is … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-02-11 Warm Feelings

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 144:54


    You people are boring. Putting in some different windows. I did it wrong after I added the water. You must help me and please bring me the red pages from the book. Mixing the soda with the gas. A one … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-02-04 Gas Bucket

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 159:25


    I am just doing some stunt driving. There is somebody in the parking lot. Flammable gas. Gas weight. Buy a bucket of gas. The manager says you can kiss the employees. Watch you watch people kiss. Pay the tariff. Solve … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-01-21 Character Swap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 155:06


    Character swap. Shot himself in the foot. I want to thank all of the employees. I was trying to shoot the chicken. Minimum distance for shooting a gun near gasoline. The knobs were turned wrong. It is much better if … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-01-14 Gas Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 154:01


    My hands hurt when I put gasoline on them. I put gasoline on it. I did not wash my hands after getting gas. Contact the point of sale. Medically fine with a freak thing. One of these fingers has to … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-01-07 Lane Dabs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 153:52


    Adult hide and seek. The pins look like they are held together with tape. Third-party pin tape. Everything is painted. The bowling oil got my dog high. Try a dab of lane oil on the tongue. Paying to wear combat … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2025-01-03 Spaghetti Authorization

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 160:07


    Authorization to do spaghetti. Build the spaghetti. I am not going to screw around with toilet paper and just jump in the shower instead. Rub on the floor like a dog. I paid my phone bill and your phone number … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-12-31 Smelly Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 435:39


    Official Hotel New Years Party. We want to bring New Years Stones and Rocks to the party. Pissants and poopants up on the second and third floors. I might need to hit somebody with some baking soda. I need some … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-12-17 No Smells

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 151:56


    I cannot smell. Please smell me and tell me if I smell. Wash in the industrial washer. WiFi in the elevator. Need to bring a chair into the elevator for sitting. Somebody says I smell like COVID. Come look at … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-12-11 CEO Survey

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 88:34


    Tell me how you feel about your CEO. Bathroom light. Kick your puppy boss. I keep hearing a beep. Jam the cars together. Checking your satisfaction level with your CEO. Tell me if you are upset with your manager. Tell … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-12-10 Personal Siren

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 153:00


    Sounding a personal siren. Flashing lights on the property. You have the best rotisserie chicken in town. Bringing some live lobsters back to the hotel. Doing some parking lot driving. Push the button siren test. Found some keys out in … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-12-03 Tree Tracing

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 154:07


    Toilet spacing. Bathroom spaces. Warning kick. Big O Sally. A physical thing. The letter words. Points. Inside Christmas tree. A bait tree for a trap. De-sap and de-needle the tree please. Tree tracking and tracing. Tree caught fire from heat. … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-11-29 Pranksgiving Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 165:55


    Found some keys to a bar. Locked in the main hotel building. Difficult opening cars in the parking lot. A stupid problem. Dipped coffee. I am in the cheese room. I need a stick for poking. Garbage cans. Need some … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-11-26 Broken Shapes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 117:44


    Everything was broken at the start and we lost the beginning of the recording. This show is mostly unedited and we were watching Fishtank the entire time. Shaving heads or something. Collecting hair from shaving. Shapes. Lost my triangle. Parking … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-11-19 Concert Tickets

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 147:29


    Concert tickets on the roof. Food mixing. Vending machine credits. No hitting. Room was switched with peanut butter. Glue not peanut butter. Whatever it takes phrase that pays contest. Hold my antidote for my safe poison please. I bought a … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-11-12 Shuffle Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2024 141:23


    Just done and want to leave. Just completely over it. Turn the campfire off please. The fire department or designated fire starter will light the fire. Trying to frame you for a fire crime. Burning old tax records and clothing. … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-11-05 Room Lawyer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 149:04


    Too much cold medication. Put me through to the hotel secretary please. The things I can do to do the things the way of the hotel while you work from home. Leaving some special comments with the computer phone. Three … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-10-29 Broom Stick

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 162:30


    Group toilets. The light is beautiful and you are missing it. The VHS tape told me to come here. Put a cone out for me please. Smash my pumpkins. A broom for smacking somebody a good one. Protocol for hitting. … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-10-15 Nontoxic Hamburger

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 149:00


    Warning shot. Do not be worried. Broke some beer bottles over my head and making a mess. Defacement area. Damage my own car in the parking lot. The label says nontoxic and I feel a little bit sick. Plate of … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-10-08 Halloween Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 115:25


    Scare the kids for Halloween. Plans for Halloween. Witchcraft and magic spells. Dig a Halloween hole in the front yard. Fake your death for Halloween. Retrieve the capsule from your front yard. Digging easement. Dress you up for Halloween. Getting … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-10-01 Standing Room

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 170:35


    My foot hurts. Look good while on them. Bowling advice to fix my foot. Walking the parking lot with a hurt foot. Bowling is in the blood. Bowling balls through windows and walls. Ball cracked the screen. Dropped the ball … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-09-24 Pickle Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 155:46


    Fixing car dings and pulling out dents. Touch up paint and wheel spray. Driving away during oil changes. Out of my hands and hoof the hook. You can have the plug. The owner has to say my name. Wheel rotation … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-09-17 Inside Dings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 148:19


    Not wanting to bowl. Taking pictures. Inside the car ding from jerking on the handle. Car ding all good. Car ding dog inside. Off the hook. Kicked wallet up on car and dog bit me car ding meetup. Changing shoes … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-09-10 Double Bowling

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 143:45


    Bowling paint. Ball stick. Bowling ball core change. Employees do not know how to bowl. Took the ball outside and now it is stuck under a car. Bowling sticks. Doing funny business at the alley. Register your bowling equipment in … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-09-03 Horse Music

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 161:00


    Left out of the pizza community. Need some towels and a taco for your trouble. Closest room to the hallway. Mid-range hotel community. Proper hotel pacing. Wait to order pizza to the room. Allowed or not allowed to drink in … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-08-27 Shared Responsibility

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024


    Sharing responsibility. Tool damage from the pump. Twist off or snap off pump. Gas pump across town repair help videos for tweakers. Went to the wrong gas station. The gas stings in my mouth. The crickets are here. Cricket code. … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-08-20 Computer Cash

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 2:38


    Advertisement tracking. Third-party advertisement. Exchanging for fake money. Change for money other places did not take. Computer cash. Cause a stress break. Rated stress level. Spin us around really fast in the room with a spinner. Identification by officer. Computer … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-08-06 Toilet Vinegar

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 2:32


    Accidentally drank some bathroom water from the toilet. Free water every day. Kids do not drink bleach. Kids drink vinegar. Drinking out of the toilet challenge. Our forefathers right to bleach. Tracking carry-ins at the alley. My phone told me … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-07-30 Demon Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 2:23


    I have demons in me. Open the vent in the drive thru for more oxygen. Using hand soap to wash things and cars. Handed me a pipe from the dumpster. Left my pipe in the drive thru. Came back with … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-07-23 Mailing Orders

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 2:18


    Not allowed to smoke yeah dudes in the parking lot. Doing the process entirely online. Accidentally doing it all online. Using the grease from the fries. Mail order drive thru order without internet. Waiting for the order to change. Blame … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-07-16 Gluten Security

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 2:21


    Fill in for the show out front. AI gasoline. Food safe gas. Gluten free gas. Gas drops in the ear to dry up the water from swimming. Putting a little bit of gas in the corner of your eye for … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-07-09 Elevator Surprise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 2:31


    Missing a ladder. Get a turn with the ladder. A spare ladder. Ugly hotel guests. Stop the clicking. Ladder stuff. Bad product from your parking lot. Obstructing justice. After dark in the parking lot. Bad cactus bot. Wash them first. … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-07-02 Bad Soup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 2:36


    Miscounted the bowling pins. Found a bag of dirt. Got you a fish. Check on the bowling alley cat. It said I had to wait fifteen minutes. Make a sign for me saying the bathroom is out of order. No … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-06-25 Cocaine Bowling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 2:31


    Pin inventory. Nobody brought me a ball. Bowling at home problem. The bowling ball was dripping when he came out of the bathroom. String pins. The kids flushed a bowling ball down the toilet. Flushed pool balls down the toilet. … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-06-18 Artificial Shaving

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 2:36


    Generating AI from a customer. Use AI to shave hairy arms. Underhand versus overhand. We do not want these customers so we are going to bus them over there. This is the call and out on a loop. A spot … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-06-11 Extra Crashes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 2:29


    The fly got into the car. A guy got into my car and made it all the way home. Extra guy in the car came home and made a regular sandwich. A good spot to eat pie. A place to … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-06-04 Illegal Gas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 2:40


    I saw the man at the gas station drinking at night and reporting people. Spider man for the kid. Evidence on the rolled up money. Did not notice the drunk people. They fell asleep in their car at a rest … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-05-28 Personal Experience

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2024 2:37


    Doing things for Memorial Day. Eating an entire bag of edibles. Nothing happens when I drink the gas. No urge to vomit. I accidentally drank all the gas. Figuring out how to do a bribe with money under the table … Continue reading →

    WM Live 2024-05-21 Metal Chips

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 2:36


    Not finding enough metal in the food. Checking attitudes. Attitude check. Attitude level. Extra layer. There is a guy out there Googling for things in the parking lot. A lot of people are eating in their cars. Somebody might work … Continue reading →

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