Wasted Memory Prank Call Show

I need permission to bring in a bottle of bodily fluids. I am getting married and I need to audit your grocery store. My left ear is a little blown out in the store and I need earplugs. I missed … Continue reading →

I found a piece of trim. I need quick access to the cold room. The gasoline broke. I am trying to recycle some of the gas in the parking lot. This is recycling and not siphoning gas. Please check around … Continue reading →

Somebody that can handle women. I found pieces of caffeine out in the parking lot. I put my hand on their car. I am looking for a hot room. We are rolling some rubber with us right now. Looking for … Continue reading →

Medically required to wear paint on his face. There is a cheerleader outside and I do not need help from them. Looking for a junior rat on site. I am going to ambush them with my emotional issues. There was … Continue reading →

I have to drive these cars around to test them. I need a Genie Lamp and a Junior Rat. Please look at the lamp. I need to program this car. I need to program these car tires. I need to … Continue reading →

The bear took my food. The animals went for it. I did not get a warning when I got my food. Keep your phone on and stay angry. I got this guy yelling at me but I do not really … Continue reading →

I got a problem making my shopping list. I need some pens and paper. One of the pens got me in the hand last time. These pens were sharp. Found some pens in the parking lot. Found some shoes out … Continue reading →

Medical procedure with fingers. Brush away the emotional element. I need some extra rubber hotel gloves. We are looking for Carlos. I have the gloves and I am ready to apologize. The location of the vending machines. The was an … Continue reading →

My cousin crewed up and I want to physically stay at the hotel and not do a virtual stay. I am just trying to guess the reservation. I want to check-in with my flash drive. My dog administers life-saving medication. … Continue reading →

Spray it down with water to get it wet. None of this is real. This in not real hang up the phone. No red tape. I want to take some pictures. No such thing as mediums. Since I am paying, … Continue reading →

Different celebrities at the gas pump action. The gas pump marketing department. This is the gas pump celebrity marketing department. The cartoon from the marketing department on the gas pump. This is a gas pump warning label conspiracy with this … Continue reading →

Demon doll. Satan stuff. Padlock. Detrimental to my cause. I saw people playing cards in the street. I saw the funniest thing. More padlocks. I can give you my code name. I am putting padlocks on the handles of car … Continue reading →

Pizza sharing policy. Hearing a lot of mole noises. You sound like a mole. This is a hotel and not a lodge. No hotel membership please. Something unprofessional is happening but I do not know what. I think there is … Continue reading →

You people are boring. Putting in some different windows. I did it wrong after I added the water. You must help me and please bring me the red pages from the book. Mixing the soda with the gas. A one … Continue reading →

I am just doing some stunt driving. There is somebody in the parking lot. Flammable gas. Gas weight. Buy a bucket of gas. The manager says you can kiss the employees. Watch you watch people kiss. Pay the tariff. Solve … Continue reading →

Character swap. Shot himself in the foot. I want to thank all of the employees. I was trying to shoot the chicken. Minimum distance for shooting a gun near gasoline. The knobs were turned wrong. It is much better if … Continue reading →

My hands hurt when I put gasoline on them. I put gasoline on it. I did not wash my hands after getting gas. Contact the point of sale. Medically fine with a freak thing. One of these fingers has to … Continue reading →

Adult hide and seek. The pins look like they are held together with tape. Third-party pin tape. Everything is painted. The bowling oil got my dog high. Try a dab of lane oil on the tongue. Paying to wear combat … Continue reading →

Authorization to do spaghetti. Build the spaghetti. I am not going to screw around with toilet paper and just jump in the shower instead. Rub on the floor like a dog. I paid my phone bill and your phone number … Continue reading →

Official Hotel New Years Party. We want to bring New Years Stones and Rocks to the party. Pissants and poopants up on the second and third floors. I might need to hit somebody with some baking soda. I need some … Continue reading →

I cannot smell. Please smell me and tell me if I smell. Wash in the industrial washer. WiFi in the elevator. Need to bring a chair into the elevator for sitting. Somebody says I smell like COVID. Come look at … Continue reading →

Tell me how you feel about your CEO. Bathroom light. Kick your puppy boss. I keep hearing a beep. Jam the cars together. Checking your satisfaction level with your CEO. Tell me if you are upset with your manager. Tell … Continue reading →

Sounding a personal siren. Flashing lights on the property. You have the best rotisserie chicken in town. Bringing some live lobsters back to the hotel. Doing some parking lot driving. Push the button siren test. Found some keys out in … Continue reading →

Toilet spacing. Bathroom spaces. Warning kick. Big O Sally. A physical thing. The letter words. Points. Inside Christmas tree. A bait tree for a trap. De-sap and de-needle the tree please. Tree tracking and tracing. Tree caught fire from heat. … Continue reading →

Found some keys to a bar. Locked in the main hotel building. Difficult opening cars in the parking lot. A stupid problem. Dipped coffee. I am in the cheese room. I need a stick for poking. Garbage cans. Need some … Continue reading →

Everything was broken at the start and we lost the beginning of the recording. This show is mostly unedited and we were watching Fishtank the entire time. Shaving heads or something. Collecting hair from shaving. Shapes. Lost my triangle. Parking … Continue reading →

Concert tickets on the roof. Food mixing. Vending machine credits. No hitting. Room was switched with peanut butter. Glue not peanut butter. Whatever it takes phrase that pays contest. Hold my antidote for my safe poison please. I bought a … Continue reading →

Just done and want to leave. Just completely over it. Turn the campfire off please. The fire department or designated fire starter will light the fire. Trying to frame you for a fire crime. Burning old tax records and clothing. … Continue reading →

Too much cold medication. Put me through to the hotel secretary please. The things I can do to do the things the way of the hotel while you work from home. Leaving some special comments with the computer phone. Three … Continue reading →

Group toilets. The light is beautiful and you are missing it. The VHS tape told me to come here. Put a cone out for me please. Smash my pumpkins. A broom for smacking somebody a good one. Protocol for hitting. … Continue reading →

Warning shot. Do not be worried. Broke some beer bottles over my head and making a mess. Defacement area. Damage my own car in the parking lot. The label says nontoxic and I feel a little bit sick. Plate of … Continue reading →

Scare the kids for Halloween. Plans for Halloween. Witchcraft and magic spells. Dig a Halloween hole in the front yard. Fake your death for Halloween. Retrieve the capsule from your front yard. Digging easement. Dress you up for Halloween. Getting … Continue reading →

My foot hurts. Look good while on them. Bowling advice to fix my foot. Walking the parking lot with a hurt foot. Bowling is in the blood. Bowling balls through windows and walls. Ball cracked the screen. Dropped the ball … Continue reading →

Fixing car dings and pulling out dents. Touch up paint and wheel spray. Driving away during oil changes. Out of my hands and hoof the hook. You can have the plug. The owner has to say my name. Wheel rotation … Continue reading →

Not wanting to bowl. Taking pictures. Inside the car ding from jerking on the handle. Car ding all good. Car ding dog inside. Off the hook. Kicked wallet up on car and dog bit me car ding meetup. Changing shoes … Continue reading →

Bowling paint. Ball stick. Bowling ball core change. Employees do not know how to bowl. Took the ball outside and now it is stuck under a car. Bowling sticks. Doing funny business at the alley. Register your bowling equipment in … Continue reading →

Left out of the pizza community. Need some towels and a taco for your trouble. Closest room to the hallway. Mid-range hotel community. Proper hotel pacing. Wait to order pizza to the room. Allowed or not allowed to drink in … Continue reading →

Sharing responsibility. Tool damage from the pump. Twist off or snap off pump. Gas pump across town repair help videos for tweakers. Went to the wrong gas station. The gas stings in my mouth. The crickets are here. Cricket code. … Continue reading →

Advertisement tracking. Third-party advertisement. Exchanging for fake money. Change for money other places did not take. Computer cash. Cause a stress break. Rated stress level. Spin us around really fast in the room with a spinner. Identification by officer. Computer … Continue reading →

Accidentally drank some bathroom water from the toilet. Free water every day. Kids do not drink bleach. Kids drink vinegar. Drinking out of the toilet challenge. Our forefathers right to bleach. Tracking carry-ins at the alley. My phone told me … Continue reading →

I have demons in me. Open the vent in the drive thru for more oxygen. Using hand soap to wash things and cars. Handed me a pipe from the dumpster. Left my pipe in the drive thru. Came back with … Continue reading →

Not allowed to smoke yeah dudes in the parking lot. Doing the process entirely online. Accidentally doing it all online. Using the grease from the fries. Mail order drive thru order without internet. Waiting for the order to change. Blame … Continue reading →

Fill in for the show out front. AI gasoline. Food safe gas. Gluten free gas. Gas drops in the ear to dry up the water from swimming. Putting a little bit of gas in the corner of your eye for … Continue reading →

Missing a ladder. Get a turn with the ladder. A spare ladder. Ugly hotel guests. Stop the clicking. Ladder stuff. Bad product from your parking lot. Obstructing justice. After dark in the parking lot. Bad cactus bot. Wash them first. … Continue reading →

Miscounted the bowling pins. Found a bag of dirt. Got you a fish. Check on the bowling alley cat. It said I had to wait fifteen minutes. Make a sign for me saying the bathroom is out of order. No … Continue reading →

Pin inventory. Nobody brought me a ball. Bowling at home problem. The bowling ball was dripping when he came out of the bathroom. String pins. The kids flushed a bowling ball down the toilet. Flushed pool balls down the toilet. … Continue reading →

Generating AI from a customer. Use AI to shave hairy arms. Underhand versus overhand. We do not want these customers so we are going to bus them over there. This is the call and out on a loop. A spot … Continue reading →

The fly got into the car. A guy got into my car and made it all the way home. Extra guy in the car came home and made a regular sandwich. A good spot to eat pie. A place to … Continue reading →

I saw the man at the gas station drinking at night and reporting people. Spider man for the kid. Evidence on the rolled up money. Did not notice the drunk people. They fell asleep in their car at a rest … Continue reading →

Doing things for Memorial Day. Eating an entire bag of edibles. Nothing happens when I drink the gas. No urge to vomit. I accidentally drank all the gas. Figuring out how to do a bribe with money under the table … Continue reading →

Not finding enough metal in the food. Checking attitudes. Attitude check. Attitude level. Extra layer. There is a guy out there Googling for things in the parking lot. A lot of people are eating in their cars. Somebody might work … Continue reading →