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Erburgergerboo. im gonna be late for work.
I dont remember, but based on the title, I got 5 on Kurt and Dan sidebar-ing while Taylor and Kirstie sidebar at the same time at some point during the episode
Youve heard of Parkour, and youve heard of Civ 7(maybe), now put em both together like a high 5, like, if one persons hand represented the concept of Parkour, and the others, being the other hand involved in the High 5 that isnt the hand representative of the concept of Parkour, is representing Civ 7(if you know what that is, which really doesnt have relation to this even if you do). its the Kurt Birthday episode! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoo!
Taylor and Ryan went to the same show for different reasons, Kurt once again dances around "is that racist?" and Dan Ranks average activities. Spotlight still ends on the semi-recently released "Osmium" album, "Anchors", on all streaming platforms, and don't forget to see Matts glasswork @mrhardglass on IG.
Its St Paddys Day with Ryan Kurt and Dan, ay, potatos and fuck the brits and whatnot or somethin
Kurt tells us why alcohol in excess for a wild amount of consecutive days is actually a bad thing, then matt tells us about going to a meeting of a bunch of dudes that are good at blowingglass
Just a nice new pot from china filled with boiling hot water
Listen to us talk about the LA fires until bird opinions cuts us off to ramble on much more laughable topics for the latter 45 minutes. cant remember much other than a collective agreement post recording that "hey that was a pretty good one". Stay safe out there, its gonna get worse before it gets worse-er.
Kirsties in town and she's down with the sickness, while we get up because its time to slam now, so KICK IT with us while we enjoy our HondaDays traditions, WOP style.
Matt ran away, we're trying to find him, but got tired and sat down to record a podcast. skippadee skaboodle dont forget to eat your noodles!
We talk a lil music, Matt talks a lil politics, then we talk about your mom during the break before we begin THE ROAST OF TAYLOR!!
Hipsters, Mike Tyson, Donald Trump, Raccoons, Wisdom Teeth, and Triple G! wow, an actually informative description, maybe dans turned a new leaf too after spending more time with triple G than usual for this new instalment of the Whats Online Podcast! "poop poop poop"
Dans grandma, Ann Diltz, has passed, so we recall stories from a skaterat road trip that ended on the northeast coast at her house. I miss ya, memere.
recorded before halloween, givin to you after, did you really expect anything else from us? its okay, be like Uncle Al, everyday is halloween, or Weird Al, two great Al's, and thats Al i have to say about that!
Hes back and ready for action! We talk about things, podcast style!
Taylors back from vacation and your dad feels like he really missed his shot.
Its the OG 4 comin in hot to get lightly political amidst dick jokes
Windows updated before I saved the second half, too bad, so sad, genuinely, im pretty sad abt it, but the first half was still pretty good
Just playin it safe. For the record, we arent anti-shmemitic, we are anti-zionist, neither is inherently the other, and claiming so would be anti-shmemiboy.
Dans got topics, Taylors got collections, Ryans got shower thoughts, and kurts got alcohol. Check out this jampacked episode! youd almost think we prepared ourselves like podcasters do
it is, it is another interview with a cook, barely about cooking
Dan brings a fellow cook to talk about... semen retention? all that and more in this installment of the Whats Online Podcast!
Here we go, talkin bout our roles in a pioneer era, an ancient bird opinion, and a second half.
She be hostin her farewell episode before she leaves for nashville for the school year
Idr, recorded this like 2 weeks ago, probably had your mom on to eat my ass or somethin, gonna have to listen to find out
Hear ye, hear ye! lol, cuz its an auditory form of medium, get it? its like the old school version of "now you listen here!" which is an old school version of todays "hey fuckass, im talkin to ya" which im not sure if anyone says, but i am sure nobody says that in this episode, listen in to hear us say other things that arent that though!
Chat, you seein this? Kirsties bartending, Dans thinkin about dolphins, and Ryans in the shower! It wasnt worth it for me to spend 200 minutes making 4 edits, or anything else using those same parameters!
Winga ding, our podcast thing, changed how it works inducing much anger. but we're back bayBEE! i dont really remember what we said 2 weeks ago in his episode though, i do remember laughing though, maybe you will too?
The gangs all hear and 2 more. Thats 7, thats right, its another 7 person episode. we talk about things, its a podcast, you know the deal, listen to it while you do something else like driving somewhere or taking a walk or having sex.
matts mic was a lil wonky in the first half but still a solid 30 minutes, follow that with an incredible second half, and thats how you play Name That Episode!
all of your shoes, give em. id like to have your shoes now. throw in one of those cool pencil topper dinosaur things and its a done deal.
More women per episode = more dick jokes. For our first time I had to connect 7 microphones for a podcast for this 90 minute episode featuring new first time guest Jackie Burke as well as repeat guest Taylor and Returning guest Kirstie, giving Kurtis his easiest episode hosting to date. Bing Bong
metaphorically. 5 guys and one lady, no burgers or fries. I was using dicks in more of a "dude" sense. ya know, im a dick, hes a dick, shes a dick, we're all dicks (hey!)
need I say more? fine bippity boop, aarons on this episode
Heres a story bout a llama. beers pouring with your mama, cleared my pores in a sauna, ears sore from mariana, trench, like, like if i swam too deep and the pressure did fucky shit with the ol eardrums or somethin. hope ya like Dragonball and his other works cuz we talk abt him in memory for the whole first half.
Helldivers? More like what the heck, divers? am i right? yeah i said it! then later, we talk abt goblin that cock and music kurt likes....... and doesnt?! Balls Balls Balls inyamouf
the template has been almost wiped clean. A time for new beginnings, or old beginnings revisited, reborn, like that of the pheo- Cold opens are back and I cut out some of the other shit. Happy birthday, us
We've come a long way, and after 7 years, I believe this is the first actually serious episode description I've ever typed out. After youve disconnected, relaxed, and enjoyed our stupid-giggle-box-of-idiots the podcast 200th episode celebration, don't forget, All Eyes On Rafah. Thanks for being a listener, genuinely.
Kristeen joins us and we delve into the world of something we talked about, i remember theres like, a pretty good bird opinions or somethin, idk, ur mom stops in, whatever, fuck you
Continuing the pull of clips chronologically until up to date, we press on, but first we talk for liek 40 minutes.
In this episode, we slow down a bit for a more serious tone to get into what really matters before shifting into a best of montage thing.
you guessed it, we talk a bunch and then continue more hand picked clips in chronological order of release in the second half
we talk and talk and talk and talk and talk an- ROOOOLLLL THE CLIP