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Thanks to Oz from Las Vegas for suggesting this week's topic! Further reading: Bobi, the supposed 'world's oldest dog' at 31, is little more than a shaggy dog story Greenland sharks live for hundreds of years Scientists Identify Genetic Drivers of Extreme Longevity in Pacific Ocean Rockfishes Scientists Sequence Chromosome-Level Genome of Aldabra Giant Tortoise Giant deep-sea worms may live to be 1,000 years old or more A Greenland shark [photo by Eric Couture, found at this site]: The rougheye rockfish is cheerfully colored and also will outlive us all: An Aldabra tortoise all dressed up for a night on the town: Escarpia laminata can easily outlive every human. It doesn't even know what a human is. Show transcript: Welcome to Strange Animals Podcast. I'm your host, Kate Shaw. This week we have a great suggestion by Oz from Las Vegas. Oz wanted to learn about some animals that will outlive us all, and gave some suggestions of really long-lived animals that we'll talk about. We had a similar episode several years ago about the longest lived animals,where for some reason we talked a lot about plants, episode 168, but this is a little different. But first, a quick correction! Last week we talked about the dodo and some of its relations, including the Nicobar pigeon. I said that the Nicobar pigeon lived in the South Pacific, but Pranav caught my mistake. The Nicobar pigeon lives in the Indian Ocean on the Nicobar Islands, which I should have figured out because of the name. Anyway, back in the olden days when I was on Twitter all the time, I came across a tweet that's still my absolute favorite. Occasionally I catch myself thinking about it. It's by someone named Everett Byram who posted it in January 2018. It goes: “DATE: so tell me something about yourself “ME: I am older than every dog” Not only is it funny, it also makes you thoughtful. People live a whole lot longer than dogs. The oldest living dog is a chihuahua named Spike, who is 23 years old right now. A dog who was supposed to be even older, 31 years old, died in October of 2023, but there's some doubt about that particular dog's actual age. Pictures of the dog taken in 1999 don't actually look like the same dog who died in 2023. The oldest cat who ever lived, or at least whose age is known for sure, died in 2005 at the age of 38 years. The oldest cat known who's still alive is Flossie, who was born on December 29th, 1995. If your birthday is before that, you're older than every cat and every dog. The oldest human whose age we know for sure was Jeanne Calment, who died in 1997 at the age of 122 years. We talked about her in episode 168. The oldest human alive today, as far as we know, is Maria Branyas, who lives in Spain and will turn 117 years old on her next birthday in March 2024. It's not uncommon for ordinary people to live well into their 90s and even to age 100, although after you reach the century mark you're very lucky and people will start asking you what your secret for a long life is. You might as well go ahead and make something up now to tell people, because it seems to mainly be genetics and luck that allow some people to live far beyond the lives of any dog or cat or most other humans. Staying physically active as you age also appears to be an important factor, so keep moving around. But there are some animals who routinely outlive humans, animals who could post online and say “I am older than every human” and the others of its species would laugh and say, “Oh my gosh, it's true! I'm older than every human too!” But they don't have access to the internet because they are, for instance, a Greenland shark. We talked about the Greenland shark in episode 163. It lives in the North Atlantic and Arctic Oceans where the water is barely warmer than the freezing point. It can grow up to 23 feet long, or 7 meters, with females being larger than males. Despite getting to such enormous sizes,
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4 Succ hosts discuss the passing of Everett Byram (@rad_milk), Dilbert creator Scott Adam's racist stream, and some other topics on today's episode (somber edition) https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-bryram-family Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Anchor at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Get Succ merch at https://kielbasagarage.com and use discount code: THESUCC Check out our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef5yv8d Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Drop a Rating and Review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts to help more people find The Succ. Intro/Outro Music by J. Pupa (https://nightleather.bandcamp.com) The Succ is: Kim Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia) Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck) Justine Linette (https://twitter.com/punishedgarage) Knives McGee (https://twitter.com/KnivesMcGeee) Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman) Willow Washburn (https://twitter.com/thrillowthrash)
Listen to this full bonus episode when you subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/thesucc 5 Succ Hosts discuss the recent crashing and subsequent burning of shitpost personality staple, Everett Byram (@radmilk), working for the military industrial complex (in a woke manner), and the train wreck that is the Alex Jones trial.
SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/blockbusting (https://www.patreon.com/blockbusting) JOIN THE OFFICIAL BLOCKBUSTING FACEBOOK GROUP: https://www.facebook.com/groups/blockbusting/ (https://www.facebook.com/groups/blockbusting/) LISTEN TO MY ALBUM: https://800pgr.lnk.to/Light (https://800PGR.lnk.to/Light) Jay (http://www.twitter.com/DietJay (@DietJay)) and Everett (http://www.twitter.com/rad_milk (@rad_milk)) discuss D3: The Mighty Ducks, the culmination of the Mighty Ducks trilogy and a movie that throws logic, believable stakes, and, most regrettably, Emilio Estevez all out the window. Where did Coach Bombay go? Let Everett and Jay spin you a yarn! Support this podcast
Everett and Shaliek hang out with us. We talk about strip clubs, dmt vapes, mouse traps, weird al, having your rapist die, and the McRib. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/paras1tepodcast/support
Stuart & Luke interview comedian Everett Byram. They talk about creating an online persona, ritual sacrifice on Tik Tok, and uncles. Enjoy! Go buy Stuart's album Dandy Man - available everywhere! Listen to Luke on Bill Burr Presents The Ringers wherever you stream comedy! Where you can donate: gasenate.com Follow Everett @rad_milk Follow the show @TheL8NightShow Follow Stuart @stuartbthompson Follow Luke on Twitter @LukeDoesStuff & IG @helphelphelphelp
Adam and Jeff welcome comedian Everett Byram to talk governing a country the size of America, biting your fingernails, kids online, and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode 8! We're joined by comedian and Twitter mastermind, Everett Byram. He's bartending his way through life on the road to comedy superstardom and getting blocked on social media by all your favorite corporations along the way. We talk about annoying customers, working service industry jobs in Hollywood, which celebs are good/bad tippers, and whether or not they deserve to be "tip shamed" on social media. As a bonus, Everett reveals which famous person got him fired from a popular brunch restaurant in Los Angeles. Enjoy!!
This week I'm joined by comedian and Twitterer extraordinaire, Everett Byram aka @rad_milk to talk about not knowing about politics, home schools, and Yeezy the God's twitter influence. Host: Aston Wallace @fastramone Guest: Everett Byram @Rad_milk Engineer: Daniel Moquin @notdanielmoquin Music: G. Code @gcodegfb
Chelsea doesn't care what your boring name is, Dan has opinions about selfie murals and Everett Byram wants his ice cream man fired. Find us on Social Media Dan Duvall: @lazerdoov Chelsea Lou: @chelsealou_who Everett Byram: @rad_milk See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Chelsea doesn't care what your boring name is, Dan has opinions about selfie murals and Everett Byram wants his ice cream man fired. Find us on Social Media Dan Duvall: @lazerdoov Chelsea Lou: @chelsealou_who Everett Byram: @rad_milk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Anthony Desamito is an Arizona transplant to Los Angeles who has taken some memorable fights in the Roast Battle ring. On this episode, he talks with Moses, Coach, and Pat about being an anchor baby, growing up around drugs and religion, and how prevalent porn is in Mexico. @RoastBattle Brian Moses @racebanning Coach Tea @coach_tea Pat Barker @patbarkercomedy Anthony Desamito @AnthonyDesamito FEATURED BATTLES Anthony Desamito vs. Everett Byram @rad_milk Anthony Desamito vs. Alycia Cooper @alyciacooper Anthony Desamito vs. Steve Lee @SteveLeeComedy
Anthony Desamito is an Arizona transplant to Los Angeles who has taken some memorable fights in the Roast Battle ring. On this episode, he talks with Moses, Coach, and Pat about being an anchor baby, growing up around drugs and religion, and how prevalent porn is in Mexico. @RoastBattle Brian Moses @racebanning Coach Tea @coach_tea Pat Barker @patbarkercomedy Anthony Desamito @AnthonyDesamito FEATURED BATTLES * Anthony Desamito vs. Everett Byram @rad_milk * Anthony Desamito vs. Alycia Cooper @alyciacooper * Anthony Desamito vs. Steve Lee @SteveLeeComedy
The premiere of Up Close & Political tackles social media. Amid privacy scandals and concern about fake news, mental health, and more - is facebook your friend or foe? Karen North (professor of Social Media at USC) and David Pierson (business and technology journalist for the LA Times) join comedians Kaseem Bentley and Everett Byram. Hosted by Toby Muresianu with Faith Choyce and Laura Crawford. Video of the live stream is also available on our facebook page.
It's the SERIES FINALE PART ONE! LIVE! We can't believe it! We had so much fun with Everett Byram (@rad_milk, Owned by Steve Harvey on Live TV, Buzzfeed) and Daniel Moquin (@notdanielmoquin, Boy's Club, SOVO Magazine) as we ate four types of cheesecake and sang the Golden Girls theme song! It was a proposal-sode, of course! It was the one where Blanche tricks Dorothy into going on a date with her uncle, so she can have a one-night-stand with a tennis instructor. So her date Lucas, and Dorothy decide to play a prank on Blanche and pretend that they fell in love and are set to be married! Only thing is, they really fall in love. Also, Rose and Sophia hate each other and Sophia is kind of racist. We talked about the movie Babe 3: Single Hot Dog, human crabficking and necking... lots of necking. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).
We had the ever-so-lovely Everett Byram (@rad_milk, Boy's Club, The Daily Dot) was our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Dorothy tries to help an agoraphobic man who hasn't left his apartment since before Nixon's gate was watered. Also, Rose is dead set on finding out what Blanche's birthdate is to throw her a birthday party. We talked about banjo eyes, the Flintstines and the food delivery service, ChubGrab. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).
The Gravy Wrestling Championship took place in the UK, The Rock signs on to do Disney's "Jungle Cruise" movie, and a man's 19-inch penis is making him miserable. Special Guest: Everett Byram (@rad_milk). Produced by Josh Lopez (@GameRushmore, gamerushmore.onsouthernroad.com)