One Two Three Jokes

We made it, folks. We got all the way to Ep. 400... and we just can't go any further. Please enjoy this final episode of One Two Three Jokes and stay subscribed as we steadily rerelease our old episodes as well as past bonus content originally only available to Patreon subscribers!   Thank you to everyone who supported the show in whatever way you did and we hope you enjoyed it. If you see us out on the street, don't hesitate to say hi and drop some spare change in our hats as we do jokes for food.

It's all bueno in this episode featuring raw dogging (not that kind), a bilingual drone, and a cool mayor.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Put some gel on it and enjoy this episode featuring lots of coffee, the Kentucky meat shower of 1876, and God's realness (or lack thereof).   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Sarah Smeh voices her approval for this episode featuring dog perfume, an old Disneyland ticket, and pooping (or not pooping) on the beach.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our guest, Sarah Smeh shows off her acting chops as we joke about Will Smith's brush with the paranormal, cheap Chinese secrets, and wax Lincoln taking the heat.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Matt Weir is back and the timing couldn't be better! We've got a lot to celebrate in this episode featuring vending machine bullets, junk food-eating mice, and a depressed bear.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We've got Olympics fever! Meaning the judging is suspect and we're all having sex with each other in this episode featuring criminals in cats' bodies, Rihanna in Hell, and a bird in a tortilla. And our guest, representing the United States of America... Matt! Weir!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our very good friend, Eric Hughes is back at it again in this episode featuring Beavis graffiti, Kevin Bacon undercover, and batty weather in Arizona!   Check out Eric's record label HERE!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The sixth man of One Two Three Jokes, Eric Hughes jumps into the game in this episode featuring a dinosaur poop museum, A.I. stress relievers, and disappearing ghosts. Also featuring an appearance by a very special birthday boy!   Check out Eric's record label HERE!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We've got questions... and we also have answers in this special episode where we forgo the usual format and get to know each other a little better.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our producer, Vanessa Flores has heard enough! She shows us how it's done in this episode featuring a birth at the Golden Corral, a drunk teacher, and Uber... with guns.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We've got no complaints about this episode featuring a rowdy resort town banning penis costumes, Chick-fil-A day camp, and beer made from killer bees.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Diana Ochoa is our guest once again, but this time she's competing against resident jokers, Bob and Jeremiah! However, battle lines are drawn elsewhere in this episode featuring drugged fish, bones under a house, and a reality show for virgins.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The very funny Diana Ochoa sits in the judge's seat on this episode featuring Optimus' crime, a connected Amazonian tribe, and DIY poop.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Comedian and music mogul, Eric Hughes remains in the guest chair for this episode featuring a fun shooting range, a concerned citizen, and a fire-breathing robot dog!   Check out Eric's record label HERE!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Eric Hughes is back for another go in this episode featuring a boat painting, a pub for the older crowd, and women beating the ground with sticks. Comedy so good, you'll need a new pair of shorts!   Check out Eric's record label HERE!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

As Bob returns from his trip to the Motherland, we dip into the archive to give you your weekly fix of One Two Three Jokes content!   Originally released on 5/29/2021, Ep. 269 (BF3K) features stories about the anti-maskers' dilemma, a fellow teen, and a screen name that we just can't stop talking about. According to the numbers, this episode is EXPLICIT.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

For God so loved the world, he gave you this episode featuring a spend-happy priest, sexsomnia, and locusts ravaged by fungus. Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Communication is key in this episode featuring baby talk in relationships, Beer Can Island, and what to do with your body when you're dead.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The lovely crew of Nic Ochoa, Tyler Ochoa, and Chris Farris from Patent Pending Sketch Comedy join the sketchy crew of One Two Three Jokes in this episode featuring a dead uncle, a friend's amputated legs, and an A.I. pageant!   Be sure to see Patent Pending Sketch Comedy LIVE on May 17th, 18th, and 19th at the Desert Stages Theater in Scottsdale, AZ! Get your tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're in a new setting this week! But the comedy is familiar in this episode featuring a backyard baseball field, a teacher playing sick, and illegal butt injections.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

How will the points shake out with Ric as our guest judge? To be honest, we still don't really know and we experienced it first-hand. Maybe you can make sense of it in this episode featuring a home gun store, a fake service dog, and criminals with LEGO faces.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue! We're all warmed up and ready for whatever goes down in this episode featuring a real estate mistake, what's considered sex, and a beer that's insensitive to people with sensitivities.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Silence your notifications so you can listen to this episode featuring parents blowing up their kids' phones, a nude woman in the library, and an interesting name for a baseball team.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a g'day for comedy, mates! We've got an Australian-themed episode for you featuring the Titanic 2, an unorthodox method to relieve pain during child birth, and the cost of taking your baby to the Pink concert. Throw another Vegemite on the Bluey, ya crikeys!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's a numbers game in this episode featuring noisy fish sex, a generous Tooth Fairy, and Tesla's canceled pie order.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

When the cat's away, the rats will be VERY excited about it. Join our Midjouney into madness in this episode featuring a parked helicopter, nude bowling, and the science behind a rat's dck.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're once again joined by our good friend, Eric Hughes (he's practically family at this point) in this episode featuring Kevin Bacon and his cousin, a text-happy judge, and some delicious toothpicks!   Be sure to check out Eric's record label, SlyVinyl Records!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Maybe it's because our good friend, Eric Hughes has returned or maybe it's because we've had too much candy, but whatever the case, we're in a world of pure imagination in this episode featuring a mom on OnlyFans, teachers winning the lottery, and a principal taking his unfair share of coffee.   Be sure to check out Eric's record label, SlyVinyl Records!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Secrets are revealed in this aromatic episode featuring Dorothy's ruby slippers, affordable house-hunting in Beverly Hills, and the need for more babies. And don't forget to shut the fridge door!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our new friend, Rachael VanLandingham is just here for the vibes in this episode featuring funny freeway signs, stolen cups, and sexy Jesus.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're setting fire to all the good will we've built in this episode featuring The Penguin Bandit, the Cybertruck's frunk, and a Goodwill in need of donations.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.  

It's tee time and we've got stories about a flamin' hot work environment, an allegedly old dog, and a woman's patchwork family in this (somewhat) golf-themed episode!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's just us husky gentlemen runnin' like clydesdales in this episode featuring an exploding toilet, an expensive envelope, and a stolen car that gets stolen!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Maybe it's the hundies in our undies, but we're walkin' funny on this episode featuring a money-hungry dog, an after-school Satanic club, and emergency Eeyore.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We're trying to get rid of those extra pounds this year, but it's tough with stolen Dr. Pepper syrup, French Krispy Kreme, and Doritos liquor tempting us at every turn!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our first new episode of the new year and we've got unlimited shrimp, discount thieves, and a fake country! Don't fill up on biscuits!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

This week, we dip into the archive for some classic One Two Three Jokes! Fresh of off our 300th episode, we call upon our good friend, Reuben Gonzalez to help us kick off another hundred with dildo shoes, Golden Girls food, and the titular cocaine-addicted sewer monkeys (September 2022).   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Christmas is over, but we're still wrapping things up! As 2023 comes to a close, we take a look back at the year that was and with the help of a psychic chicken's eggs, we look ahead to what 2024 has in store for us... Can we be honest with you? This episode is mainly for us. We want you to listen, of course! But if you're a first-timer, you might be better served listening to a previous episode before this one. Just a suggestion!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Ho ho ho! Merry podcast! It's a (mostly) holiday-themed episode featuring contaminated chicken nuggets, what to to tell kids at Christmas, and a runaway Roomba.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The team is back to full strength and we're ready for Regionals in this athletic episode featuring a stranded linebacker, an intimate encounter with a golf ball, and post-game baptisms!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

The Krafts are back for this episode featuring a non-violent Homer, Neil deGrasse Tyson's brush with stripping, and renting a hitman online.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

10 years and counting! We begin a new decade of podcasting by having our good friend and former judge, Aaron Kraft join us to hand out some of his trademark criticism. Not only that, but Babette Kraft gets roped into working for us in this episode featuring used sex toys, randy crocodiles, and the Booty Patrol.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Lock the door because it's gonna get a little kooky! Ricardo and Jeremy battle head-to-head in this episode featuring a man in a penis costume, Taco Bell's fight for our right to Taco Tuesday, and another one of Elon Musk's great ideas.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Down two cast members, but the party is still going on this episode featuring a die and dasher, not your mama's Winnie the Pooh, and female frogs not feeling froggy... Hm... Feeling tired all of a sudden.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Alexis McKenzey is back for more in this episode featuring a scantily clad daddy, a probably haunted house, and a lying poker player.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Happy Halloween! Boy, have we got a treat for you in this episode featuring gross masks, a haunted painting, and a man who went too far with his Halloween decorations. All that AND we run into our old friend, Count Chocula!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

We are joined by the very funny Alexis McKenzey and a bunch of rubber ducks in this episode featuring a hands-on sex therapist, vomit fees, and reasons the Amish shun.   Go see Alexis perform live at the Tucson Comedy Arts Festival on November 3rd! Tickets HERE.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Amanda and Ricardo are dishin' out points in this double-judge episode featuring dog consent (for photos, you sicko!), missing camouflage, and Russian tank tech support.   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

It's been a week, but our good friend, Eric Hughes is still with us here in the apartment to joke about the Toy Hall of Fame, a missing fighter jet, and a blank canvas.   Be sure to follow Eric on Instagram and check out his record label, which will be taking part in Flamingofest in Los Angeles, CA on November 4th and 5th!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.

Our good friend, Eric Hughes finally returns in this episode featuring prison cuisine, granny pods, and a misunderstood yoga class. Man, I would kill for some jack snails right now...   Go see Eric performing live on October 10th in Phoenix at The House of Comedy! Tickets HERE.   And be sure to follow Eric on Instagram and check out his record label!   Music in this episode is provided by Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our PATREON to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month.