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Pat really likes her doctor, always kiss the judge's a*s, root canals are bad for you and Peez is outta control. Comedy show update, tired of the credit score game, Crystal is still talking to strangers and irrational fears are crippling. For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe and watch on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Submit your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
It's Groundhog Day, dementia is not for the weak, Peez is punching people and Bunny went on a date. Mark needs to grow his hair out, jail dating can be lucrative, cure for hot flashes and Pat does not offer massage. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
We're back! Happy Birthday Stinkers, Peez loves Sugawolf, Nyah finally got a good doctor and you might still be carrying your baby daddy's DNA. We live in North Korea, Pat helps a neighbor sneak out, classical is medicine and don't steal from dead people. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Carolyn has had enough of Crystal, Peez is making great choices, decorating is fun and Stinkers has been having a rough week. Our kids are never moving out, we enjoy being recognized, pay attention to new moles and there's a video going around that will terrify everyone. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
We saw baby bobcats! don't discuss dreams till after you eat, RIP Phil Donahue, don't punish your statues and Pata Fria finally moved. Fully screen anyone around your kids, keep your episodes out of our DM's, camping was a good time and Peez doesn't bite her tongue. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Happy Anniversary to Crystal and Mark!, T needs to leave Crystal alone, be careful who you're doing favors for and Carolyn wants Jake. Pata Fria is trying new hair colors, Peez is growing up, stop finding creative uses for poop and grind your own meat. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
The presidential debate was embarrassing, it's now illegal to be homeless, happy birthday Bunny and Peez allows Crystal to sing with her. Stevi is truly Crystal's child, there was almost a tragic accident, exes were hoping Pata Fria got killed and the Bay Area is getting scary again. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
We're recovering from a busy week, stomach bugs are going around, Peez is very two-faced and Crystal has a new hangout. Angering update about Graham, we hate a fake girls girl, Mark did an amazing thing and Pata Fria might be moving to Vermont. !!FREE PALESTINE!! For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Crystal created an amazing protein drink, the workouts continue, we're fond of mullets and Peez is not being nice. There are some cool discounts for low income people, an eventful first day of work, protect cheddar bay biscuits and beware of sneaky calories. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
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Peez has new pets, resellers are still annoying, physical reactions to genocide are normal and Rick Owens is a good brand to support. Could your dad be a serial killer, the universe gave us each other, be careful at the hospital and decorate your house however makes you happy. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Riding with Crystal is an adventure, Peez has been cussing a LOT, Pata Fria is having a really bad week and we're all ingesting plastic. Do you ever plan for prison in your head, Crystal has a great new client, no that's not a stuffed animal and a period ain't stopping nothing but a sentence. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
Is peezing (peeing while sneezing) something that happens to both women and men? Apparently so! Find out why. Also, a possible cure for painful intercourse, improving your erections and when dreams become dangerous!Plus, can recreational drugs lead to Unsolved Mysteries?
The hangout was a success, making your partner a mixtape is true love, Crystal got to share some holiday spirit and Santa has been commodified. Bingo gets SERIOUS, practice proper pharmacy etiquette, Peez is loving cuss words and Pata Fria has been having some terrible dreams. Check out this week's sponsor! BetterHelp Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home. Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that's betterhelp.com/HELLO For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
FREE PALESTINE. Busy days are rough, black mold is dangerous, kids should not be dealing w discrimination in 2023 and Peez is really a ray of sunshine. Beware of creepy men, violent exes and celebrities that need you to send them money. For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Collin, The Peez, and BeepCount are back again to give you their Kings and Jokers for Week 3 and who you need to pick up on the Waiver Wire for Week 4
Dogs are a huge responsibility. Crystal is still trying to re-home a really great fur baby. Disneyland for Peez was an amazing time and podcasts are perfect listening for road trips. Twitter has brought a lot of us together, updates about dumping jerks are awesome, traumatic visual flashbacks are terrible and please don't drive in flip flops. For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Collin, The Peez, and BeepCount give you their Kings and Jokers for Week 2. PLUS! If you didn't get in on the Puka Sweepstakes, check out this episode for the guys who are going to make a difference on your squad for Week 3!
Crystal needs to CHILL OUT. Peez is having a big girl week. Teach your kids to keep their hands off other ppl's property and we've updated some things on Patreon. IG is following accounts on it's own, vaping is more dangerous that we realized, some of these kids games are advertising s*x games and Covid is back in town. Check out this week's sponsor! BetterHelp Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home. Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that's betterhelp.com/HELLO For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Pat is recovering from alcohol poisoning. The live shows were more than we ever hoped for. Crystal thinks she has a “dance space”. Nations got us thinking we're famous. Is Lizzo disgusting? Crystal is Peez' favorite person in the world. And Taco Bell better stop skimping us. Check out this week's sponsor! BetterHelp Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home. Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that's betterhelp.com/HELLO For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
On this episode, we are joined by The Fantasy Kings @FFB_Kings Collin and The Peez. Check out their show wherever you get podcasts and while you're at it, subscribe to their YouTube channel https://youtube.com/@FantasyKings
Hoy estamos celebrando que Mezclas Abruptas lleva un año o casi un año existiendo en este plano y siendo un podcast más en todas las plataformas de escucha. ¡Para celebrarlo invité a dos podcasterxs famosxs, que además le hacen paro y amor y terapia emocional a este programa! Israel Pérez, @peezco, quien creó y produce Portal Sonoro, un canal de series antológicas de terror, paranormal y experimentos retorcidos, y Claudia Fernández, @caietanapérez, quien es parte de Corriendo con Tijeras, un podcast de dos gurús de nada sobre problemas de la vida adulta. En este episodio platicamos de sus creaciones, de los podcasts que nos acompañan todos los días y damos un poco de apoyo a aquellos que también tienen o quieren uno... porque pues en esto trabajamos. Conoce todo lo que hace Caie: https://caietanaperez.com/ Escucha Corriendo con Tijeras: https://play.sonoropodcast.com/Zqnr6GxG Sigue a Peez: https://www.instagram.com/peezco/ https://twitter.com/peezco Escucha Portal Sonoro: https://play.sonoropodcast.com/15T7v4gz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crystal thinks she's so funny at the worst times. Peez and Crystal have the same pronunciation, Mae and Ivan are done, Pata Fria is fired from the promo team and mark your calendars for the live show!! Check out this week's sponsor! BetterHelp Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home. Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that's betterhelp.com/HELLO For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Crystal is planning a no dairy challenge, Peez is after all the babies, driving in the rain is scary and people are always showing up at Pata Fria's door. Carolyn is doing and not doing whatever she wants, insulting racist humor isn't funny and you don't have to claim your whiteness if you don't want to. For bonus episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
We're back after a week of chaos! Please provide others with the type of service you'd like to receive. Pata Fria finally got her tree up. Vaginal issues feel like bad karma and cartel videos are great. Crystal had a visitor, Peez is cussing, grave robbing isn't always bad and don't accept bad treatment from anyone, not even family. Check out this week's sponsor! • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That's D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria2 Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Welcome to episode 191 Peez swings on everyone, genetics are crazy and we're slowly becoming our moms. Don't send illegal things thru the mail, Crystal has very sexual recipes and it's so cute when you let kids dress themselves. Check out this week's sponsor! • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That's D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria2 Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Peez introduced this episode, Crystal serenaded our intro, Toto is timeless and Pata Fria might be drunk. There's a new Damato in the gang, 80's Cabbage Patch Kids are the current obsession and we got some things to celebrate!!!! War times are getting intense, don't make a joke of adrenochrome, iron lungs are crazy and Grandmacore is not what it sounds like. Check out this week's sponsors! • Gladskin Gladskin is a product that works with your skin's natural bacteria to soothe and resolve eczema, rosacea, acne and other skin irritations. Steroid-free and non-toxic, safe enough to also use on baby. Right now our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping (we love that) at gladskin.com with discount code HELLODYSFUNCTION. That's Gladskin.com/hellodysfunction • THE Commercial Break! Two long time best friends Bryan and Krissy get together each Monday Wednesday and Friday to discuss life, love and the pursuit of absurdity. Sinister ministers, ridiculous MLM companies, alien light language, TV dating shows, monster hunters, terrible psychic readings and more! The Commercial Break hosts use their unlikely friendship and personal life stories as a backdrop to discuss some the insane topics and trends from around the globe. THE Commercial Break is available wherever you find your favorite podcasts or you can visit TCBpodcast.com .Thats TCBpodcast.com or go to YouTube.com / THEcommercialbreak Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria2 Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com
Welcome. This is not a scam. Knees are getting injured left and right, Peez had a meltdown in front of the paramedics and Mexican pizzas have been subpar. Check out this week's sponsors! BetterHelp Professional therapy from the comfort of your own home. Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that's betterhelp.com/HELLO BEST FRIEND ENERGY Looking for your next podcast obsession? You'll be sure to find it on the new weekly chat series: BEST FRIEND ENERGY with hosts Clea Shearer and Joanna Teplin of The Home Edit. On BEST FRIEND ENERGY you get to know Clea and Joanna even better than before--you become a part of their inner circle! Their friendship and business began with a single text and now has them organizing celebrity homes, traveling the world and laughing every step of the way. From Sony Music Entertainment, Hello Sunshine, The Home Edit and Somethin' Else, listen and follow Best Friend Energy wherever you get your podcasts. Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria2 Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Send us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction.com or submit to hellodysfunction@gmail.com
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