2 Guys and a Mic

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Karen joins the show at a moment's notice as the guys pontificate ideas for their Holiday Farewell Extravaganza and Ken laments the agonies of a middle-aged man's hangover (aka the morning after SantaCon). One more show left, faithful 2GnaM fans. Join us next week for the grand finale...

Crippled Kenny pinch hits for Rich and brings the funny! The guys poke some fun at the Jonas Brothers and introduce a pastime called Crip-Tipping. Then, the real planning begins. What does their Toad Hop future hold? Will The Ken & Kenny Show become a reality? We're all gonna have to wait until 2013 to find out. In the meantime, prepare yourselves for The 2 Guys and a Mic Holiday Farewell Show in 3 weeks!

The guys are back to their old school format with Marissa the bored op in tow! First, Ken gets his wheels turning about wife's million dollar life insurance plan and Rich predicts that Ben will end up a notorious porn king a la Larry Flynt while Ken watches from jail. Then it's the "big" announcement that ends up breaking hearts around the world. You're gonna have to listen to find out.

After the guys make up for lost time by bashing each other in their usual fashion, they touch upon the Elmo scandal and robot sex in the future. Then, actor/comedian Wayne Federman stops by the studio to chat about his career, Easy to Assemble and of course, David Janssen.

Ken, Marissa and Mesha celebrate the season with their prison plague get-ups and chat about all things Halloween. Then things get paranormal when they welcome Britt Griffith from Syfy's Ghost Hunters to discuss how the west coast has missed out on the whole Mischief Night craze and the best technique for vandalizing your neighbor's property. Just don't tell anyone you got the bean bag idea from us.

After Ken's painful depiction of his road to ureteral recovery and the introduction of Baby Maggie's physical anomaly, the gang reins it in and welcomes Illeana Douglas and Roger Bart to chat about the latest season of Easy to Assemble! Please check out Season 4 of Easy to Assemble at http://www.youtube.com/EasytoAssembleTV!

Rich is MIA and all hell breaks loose! Jacki Bray and Crippled Kenny join the fun and all the class goes out the window (not that this show ever had much to begin with). The discussions include Jacki's new neighbors, Ben's phallic doodling and Kenny's booby "stocker." Yes, stocker. It turns out that womin who tweet durty photoes can't spel good.

After Marissa issues the sincerest apology ever to Shakira's two fans, other topics arise like Rich's neighborhood Jehovah's Witnesses, Baby Maggie's manly bowel movements, butt chugging and vodka tampons. Then of course, there's the ongoing misadventures of Ken's calamitous kidneys. How's that for alliteration?

Rich boycotts the show yet again and Ken calls in the ladies! Mesha returns with her always-entertaining tales from the single life and Marissa flies solo on the sound board (and rocks it by the way). There are also discussions about kegels, hymens and Ken's light at the end of the tunnel. Please do not listen to or watch within 60 minutes after eating.

Marissa returns to her board-op duties and even brings along some stories and games to contribute to the show (eat your heart out Flexible)! First, it's the tale of her mom calling and reaming out the "Mayor of LA County" about the growing number of filthy mattresses infesting the city streets. Then she quizzes Rich and Ken with a list of lines that have recently been used on her and they have to guess if they're gay or straight. The guys had to do nothing for this show! Which is pretty much what they do every week.

Rich and Ken are back and once they get settled in with yet another board-op, they make a half-assed attempt to commemorate the 11th anniversary of 9/11. Then it's Ken's tale of his near brawl with a Middle Eastern hot head, monkey smuggling in India and the list of 25 things your son must know (or must ignore if you're Rich).

2GnaM 146 - The Adventures of Tampon Dick With Johnny Ice training Marissa to be the new board-op, Rich and Ken open the show by reminiscing about Flexible Rob's big send-off last week and the 45 minutes of office sex voyeurism they shared. Plus, there's show and tell with Ken's new pee apparatus, death by donkey kick (not punch) and a little talk about internet porn. Keeping it highbrow as always.

2GnaM 145 - Press Record, Rob! To commemorate Flexible Rob's last appearance on 2GnaM, he doesn't hit record for the first 12 minutes of the show! That's how much the slacker loves Rich and Ken. In the remaining 48 minutes, things get back up to speed with banter about Ken's foul-mouthed posessed son, the Colorado River trip (also from hell) and the death of 70,000 chickens. Best of luck, Flexible! We will miss your infallible board-op skills.

Rich takes another day off and Ken calls in a Toadhop legend to fill his chair -- insert Obama voice here -- JACKI BRAY! From the all new 85° studio, Jacki catches Ken and Flexible Rob up on all of her latest haps including her new Donkey Kick Workout and her Thriller dance gone awry. Then, Ken apologizes for a tweet, vents about his wife's weekly produce deliveries and lays out a plan for Crippled Kenny's new career!

2GnaM 143 - DJ BJ and the Breast Milk Challenge A club DJ who breaks into houses to perform fellatio on sleeping victims? Yes, the guys cover it! Also, Rich returns from his maternity leave with his wife's breast milk in hand and it's up to Ken to take the highly anticipated taste test. That means White Russians for everybody!

2GnaM 142 - Maggie Meconium Crippled Kenny fills in for Fresh Daddy Rich and all hell breaks loose! The guys throw back some Old Speckled Hen and chat it up about UTI's, orange urine, meconium and Breaking Bad. Also, Ken and Kenny are both racists. Who is more racist? Give it a listen and you be the judge.

2GnaM 141 - The Tranny and the Tallboys Mesha returns after a 6-week absence from the show with her stories of being single in Hollywood and her creative use the English language (aka profanity). Not to mention the three pre-show vodka drinks that make her more entertaining than ever! The guys also check out the freestyle flow of Kwayzar, an 84 year-old Jewish rapper, and decide that the man's gotta be on the show! Stay tuned...it just might happen.

2GnaM 140 - We Suck at Girls with Justin Halpern Once the guys vamp about unorthodox methods of inducing labor and creepy Dodgers fans who do puppet shows in the stands, they welcome their hilarious guest Justin Halpern, author of Sh*t My Dad Says and I Suck at Girls. From there, it's all about obnoxious network anchors, begging for sex and golden showers. Needless to say, Justin fit right in. Now go buy his books.

2GnaM 139 - LP Hands and the Taintzer As it turns out, the guys didn't get rusty over their 2-week hiatus. They return to their usual form with tales of manscaping, peculiar sex dreams and dropping used condoms from parking structures. In fact, things get so gross that Ken ends up gagging when it's all said and done. Pull up a chair, watch the whole show and don't say we didn't warn you.

2GnaM 138 - The Big Vagowski After Ken goes on the attack over a tweet that questions his manhood and refers to his 3 year-old son as a future pu**y, the guys recap their Father's Days with Flexible Rob's 20-mile monster hike, Rich's beach adventure and Ken's evangelical dinner. Then Marissa, the bored phone screener, joins the show to discuss vaginal wipes and 100-pound testicles.

2GnaM 137 - Frozen Socks and Saucy Pants Fishnet Mesha returns for her monthly visit to the show and at first has to sit through the guys venting about diva Cheyenne, Fangelo, and losing a show to the Huff & Stapes finale. Then it's tales of awkward wedding speeches, jilted lovers, hot wasabi jeans and mystery celebrity boners.

2GnaM 136 - Stop or My Kid Will Shoot! Once Ken gushes about the joys of marital castration, the guys discuss the possibilities of having a child's birthday party at a Texas gun range and the outlandish places that just might top it. Then, they put their spin on the recent cannibalism craze. Put on a bib. This one gets a little messy.

2GnaM 135 - Hot F**k Boner City with Jacki Bray After Ken sounds off about gay baristas and $74 grilled cheese sandwiches, Jacki Bray, from Huff & Stapes, shows up to protect her helpless feet from Ken's creepy fetish. Did you hear that? That soft scratching noise was the sound of Jacki signing a restraining order.

2GnaM 134 - Tigers Chasing Fat Chicks The Rich is back and the guys return to their usual biting humor. After they recap Fishnettapalooza and the big baby shower, they unleash a relentless assault on the PUSH GIRLS and launch the production of their highly-anticipated reality show (for more information, see the above show title).

2GnaM 133 - FISHNETTAPALOOZA (aka One Guy, a Black Girl and a Crippled) Rich leaves for one week and all hell breaks loose! Mesha wears fishnets, Marissa wears fishnets, Flexible Rob wears fishnets on his head, Ken wear fishnets on his legs and even Crippled Kenny wears fishnets on his arms and drops his beer! Oh, yeah...and they talk about some stuff too. This is one hilarious show. Enjoy!

2GnaM 132 - The Manniversary Show with Will Forte The guys celebrate their 3rd anniversary of podcast shenanigans with special guest Will Forte (SNL, 30Rock)! Rich and Ken had several things they planned on discussing with Will, but the topics that ended up making the show were Laker hatred, urinal etiquette and John Travolta's penis. And they never got around to talking about MacGruber!!!

2GnaM 131 - Bang a Gong Rich and Ken cover a wide array of topics this week including Ken mouth-kissing his son, do guys have g-spots, is Twitter worthwhile and hitting a gong with your semen. It all adds up to some entertaining creative tension between the guys in segment 2. Quick, somebody cue the soap opera organ! Don't worry, all is good, as after the show Ken tried to plant one on Rich's Lips to make up. Rich returned the favor with a forgiving elbow to the kidney.

2GnaM 130 - Got Any Flavor Strips? Marisa Coughlan checks back in with the guys after a two-month break to cleanse her mind after her last appearance and once again, gets a litany of uncomfortable topics tossed her way: violent Benadryl dreams, homeless a-holes, The Cooter King (aka Cheyenne) and the most dreaded issue of all - the taste of semen. The LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival happens April 26-29 and passes are now available at www.lacomedyshorts.com!

2GnaM 129 - Look Daddy! If you're a fan of true old-school mano-a-mano podcasting (aka the early days of the Leopard Den), then this is the 2GnaM show for you! This one's got everything from Cheyenne's quest for eternal love, bad bird calls and the topic everyone's been begging for: masturbating toddlers! And to think Ken was nervous about not having any guests. The LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival happens April 26-29 and passes are now available at www.lacomedyshorts.com!

2GnaM 128 - One for the Homies Once Stapes crashes the show to give Mesha a belated birthday present, Mesha then tests Rich and Ken to gauge the depth of their soul...or...uhhh...their blackness. After 10 rigorous questions, one guy gets to help Mesha choose a lover for her next birthday and the other has to guzzle some mother f***in' cognac! The LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival happens April 26-29 and passes are now available at www.lacomedyshorts.com!

2GnaM 127 - LA Comedy Shorts 2012 with Gary Anthony Williams and Jordan Peele Rejected? Seriously??? The guys sound off about women's basketball, Miss Universe and the big "F.U." they received from FarmersOnly.com for The Wizard of Cooter's profile. Then, Gary Anthony Williams and Jordan Peele take over in a hilarious second segment. Ken even squeezed a little Baby Forest Whitaker out of Jordan. The LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival happens April 26-29 and passes are now available at www.lacomedyshorts.com!

2GnaM 126 - Mesha's Fishnets The guys would like to think they broke new ground and covered some world-changing topics on this show, but it was mostly about Mesha's fishnets. Yeahhh, there was some crap about a singles website for farmers, Lady Antebellum and Jessica Simpson's pregnancy, but for the most part, it was all about...you guessed it...Mesha's fishnets.

2GnaM 125 - Tequila & Hot Sauce After Rich's elaborate and overly-produced "Midget with Two Dicks" pitch falls on deaf ears, the guys get down and dirty with the delightful Elizabeth De Razzo. She takes a detour on her way to the big Playboy Mansion party to talk all things Eastbound & Down and then coach the guys on the proper way to shoot Don Julio (Blanco NOT Silver). This one gets a little messy, amigo.

2GnaM 124 - Skeletons and Urinals Mesha and hundreds of 2GnaM fans (rounding up) join the guys at The Lovitz for the first "open to the public" Tasty Tuesday! The show was supposed to go down one road, but very quickly turned into Ken and Mesha confessing about the skeletons in their closets and how Facebook won't them forget about their sins. Heavy? Kinda. But don't worry, they end the show talking about pissing in women's mouths.

2GnaM 123 - It's All About the Melody with Melody Thornton Once the guys volley some potential names for Rich's future baby girl (Herpe Lynn, Whore Emily, Slampiece Vicky, Scrote Burner, Stench Trench Sally), they dial up the class factor by welcoming former Pussycat Doll, Melody Thornton, to the guest chair. Melody reminisces about her days as "Baby Doll" and then gushes about her future as a pop superstar. Check her out @MelodyThornton and get ready for P.O.Y.B.L. dropping on March 15th!

2GnaM 122 - #Run3rd with Sean Astin and Marisa Coughlan It's a guest bonanza!!! After the guys recap that yawn-fest Oscar show with their "monthly visitor" Marisa Coughlan, Sean Astin (Lord of the Rings, Rudy, The Goonies) jogs in and joins the crew for an interview that covers everything from Jack Black to Daisy Duke. Don't forget to support Sean's third run in the LA Marathon on March 18th. Just tweet your dedications and words of inspiration @seanastin with #Run3rd. He's running for you too, you know.

2GnaM 121 - Postcards from the Pick Wick Motor Lodge After the guys do their best to follow up the foul-mouthed porn star on The Joey Medina Show, they dial up other shows called 2 Guys and a Mic in Chicago and Detroit. Then, Rich and his newly discovered sister tell the tale of their father's infidelities and exactly how they found one another.

2GnaM 120 - The Misadventures of Mesha Rich and Ken would like to think they had a full show prepared, but when their guest DeMesha Hardy (@DeMeshaHardy) arrived, her hilarious stories about public masturbation, cats with herpes and death by mulch took center stage. There's also a small conversation about Ken's penis. By the way, there might be a misplaced adjective in that last sentence.

2GnaM 119 - Ashley and Baby Lambert After Ken gets a bunch of crap off his chest about his first-day-of-prison Toad Hop picture, his "dry" Superbowl party and his douchebag neighbor, the guys welcome their special guest Ashley Dzerigian, the most rad female bass player ever (Adam Lambert, My Jerusalem, Coco Morier)! Sorry, Sting, you're further down the list.

2GnaM 118 - Shukmedong! It's the inaugural show from the brand-spanking new Toad Hop Studio at The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club & Podcast Theater! Marisa Coughlan (Super Troopers) returns for more abuse as the guys cover everything from Ken's questionable hotness to unsupervised porn! They even alert their special guest of her Saudi baby daddy. We swear, Marisa...WE DIDN'T DO IT! Email The Show: twoguysandamic@gmail.com or Tweet the Show: @2GuysAndAMicLA Watch the ToadHop Network Ogimpics Episode 4 "Jittery-Fingered Jenga" - With the ToadHop Network Ogimpic competition knotted up at 1 win a piece, Cheyenne and Kenny go "Balls Out" to win what turns out to be a surprisingly long game of Jenga. Watch and see how they go for the gusto with their "Handi-Capable" hands. Watch the ToadHop Network Ogimpics - Episode 4

2GnaM 117 - The Aussie Takedown Good Ol' James and Hilarious Hal, the frenemies from down under, do their best to boomerang 2 Guys and a Mic, but Rich and Ken return the favor by throwing their teeny shrimps on the barbie! Then, the guys reward a Blue Ray copy of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" to the most outrageous on-the-job screw-up! Another great show in the books! Lovitz here we come! Email The Show: twoguysandamic@gmail.com or Tweet the Show: @2GuysAndAMicLA Watch the ToadHop Network Ogimpics Episode 1 Greasin' the Wheels - The long-awaited battle for limp limbed glory begins, as 2 Guys and a Mic "handi-capable S.O.B." Cheyenne takes on the Toad Hop Network's "X-Man" Crippled Kenny in a series of grueling tests of skill. This Episode sets the stage for an exciting 4 event contest. Watch the ToadHop Network Ogimpics - Episode 1 Episode 2 "The Playa-palegic Pick Up" - Our Wheelchair bound contestants (Kenny & Cheyenne) battle in round one of the ToadHop Network Ogimpics. The Playa-palegic Pick Up challenges each man to come up with the best pick up lines for 2 Guys and a Mic guest starlets Alie & Georgia. Though one would expect a blowout based on Kenny's "no-show," this remained a tight contest right to the very end. Watch the ToadHop Network Ogimpics - Episode 2 Episode 3 "The Football Kick for Distance" - Episode 3 of the ToadHop network Ogimpics pits our two spindle-legged contestants against Charlie Brown's arch enemy...the Football. Watch as they muster the strength to set records and amaze passers-by. Watch the ToadHop Network Ogimpics - Episode 3

2GnaM 116 - The Spank Tank, the Rub Tub & Zoophilia Due to technical difficulty...aka johnny forgot to press record...there's no video for 116. Yes, the rub tub - the female's answer to the spank bank! Rich tries to excavate Ken's masturbatory mind and ends up getting confused by his twisted process. Also, sex with animals causes penis cancer? Say it isn't so! Zoophilia must prevail!2GnaM 116 - The Spank Tank, the Rub Tub & Zoophilia Yes, the rub tub - the female's answer to the spank bank! Rich tries to excavate Ken's masturbatory mind and ends up getting confused by his twisted process. Also, sex with animals causes penis cancer? Say it isn't so! Zoophilia must prevail! Our Wheelchair bound contestants (Kenny & Cheyenne) battle in round one of the ToadHop Network Ogimpics. The Playa-palegic Pick Up challenges each man to come up with the best pick up lines for 2 Guys and a Mic guest starlets Alie & Georgia. Though one would expect a blowout based on Kenny's "no-show," this remained a tight contest right to the very end. Watch Round 1 of the ToadHop Network Ogimpics Email The Show: twoguysandamic@gmail.com

2GnaM 115 - Love in All the Wrong Places Flexible Rob is back and so is the magic! After some idle catch-up about milfs and pet euthanasia, the guys get serious with a discussion about the best places they've ever had sex (not with each other). They even reward a Moneyball DVD to the best caller story that comes from across the country and totally puts the "sack" in sacrilegious! Email The Show: twoguysandamic@gmail.com or Tweet the Show: @2GuysAndAMicLA Watch the ToadHop Network Ogimpics Episode 1 Greasin' the Wheels - The long-awaited battle for limp limbed glory begins, as 2 Guys and a Mic "handi-capable S.O.B." Cheyenne takes on the Toad Hop Network's "X-Man" Crippled Kenny in a series of grueling tests of skill. This Episode sets the stage for an exciting 4 event contest. Watch the ToadHop Network Ogimpics - Episode 1

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2 Guys And A Mic streams LIVE right here on Tuesday at 7pm PT.

2 Guys And A Mic streams LIVE right here on Tuesday at 7pm PT.

2 Guys And A Mic streams LIVE right here on Tuesday at 7pm PT.

2 Guys And A Mic streams LIVE right here on Tuesday at 7pm PT.

2 Guys And A Mic streams LIVE right here on Tuesday at 7pm PT.

2 Guys And A Mic streams LIVE right here on Tuesday at 7pm PT.