Thoughts on life, death, health, the universe, reality and everything in between. A brain scrape, by Carl Mann
What of it? Quick check in and ramble - ooh jab me Billy! Twitter @carl_mann Instagram @the_carl_mann
Ok, I'll come back seeing none of you asked. I witter on about insurrections, pandemics and stuff. @carl_mann Twitter @the_carl_mann instagram cheers
Despite global pandemic stuff, I'm flourishing. Pando flourishing.
More whittling from the lockdown. Pretty sure I have the boiled bat AIDS. Half serious half bullsh*t as normal. Love you.
Wow, a surprising check in. Sh*t got real. It's not just the flu. I whittle on about the strongly recommended lockdown the UK is in due to the Coronavirus COVD-19. I also may have it. I will now and forever be a prepper Follow me @carl_mann on twitter, @4theyepodcast or instagram @the_carl_mann - END TIMES!
I whittle on about sh*tting myself near a football stadium, update on travel / comedy, tell you about a deluded comedian knocking about, and how I may or may not have caused the death of a venue owner. TRUESPEAK
I ramble all over the place re: new comedy nights - plans, Kobe Bryant and Harry and Meghan leaving the Royal Family. I don't even accuse them of foul crimes. That was a lie! @carl_mann - twitter
I ramble about my recent trip to Europe – Amsterdam, Belgium, Germany and update you on my comedy escapades – it’s a growing you bad mothers. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, Instagram: the_carl_mann, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
Look, I'll get to the point. I sh*t myself in Brussels last week. Here's how..
SWAPCAST w/ Gentle Arrogance (except with just me) I ramble about comedy, an upcoming trip to Europea land and are do the royals actually eat those children? Go to https://www.chilliotv.co.uk/ and enter the promo code GENTLE for 10% off you entire bum hurting order.
This week I low energy ramble about an impending return to comedy, space crimes and Captain Kirk potentially assaulting green women left, right and up. Also, usual Epstein update. Follow on twitter @carl_mann @4theyepodcast.
A sort ramble to update on Edinburgh Festival, rant about Jeffrey Epstein and his recent 'suicide' and introduce you to Japanese businessmen
I ramble about mass shootings, modern art leading to murder and my upcoming trip to the fringe comedy festival. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
I ramble about some ridiculous, ineffective, unwashed hippies being a nuisance in Cardiff, plans for comedy, taking the foot of the booze pedal and a bit of people trafficking. And why not?
Little ramble on a strange night of Comedy in Bristol - but one that was useful in the John Wick (well, for comedy) training ground..
Today i ramble about the recent idiocy of England fans in Portugal - i know it's not all of us, but it's more than enough. Also, probably some other stuff.
It was my 40th, it was messy - I recount that and generally have a ramble.. no idea if it was offensive
This week I lost a great recording. So i re-recorded the highlights. Absolutely nothing offensive in here. Love you.
Chilled one today, I ramble about Leaving Neverland, watching Bill Burr tape his new comedy special in London and signing up for a full (eek) marathon in October..
I pop in to talk about Brody Stevens, who committed suicide on Friday 22 February 2019. Brody was a comedy legend and often closed out the Comedy Store, Hollywood and also the King of Periscope. He really was 818 ‘til he died. He wasn’t lying. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
This is probably a pointless rant recorded 2 weeks ago. Listen or don't.
This week I lean on one elbow, uncomfortably on a bed with Mann-flu, and discuss my recent trip to Brazil, seeing a freshly made dead body and current status of my attempts at stand-up.
This week I ramble about being in Brazil (recorded in Brazil, 21/12/2018).
I ramble about the o2 network crashing, my recent comedy sets and my upcoming trip to Brazil! Little check in .. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast and email to 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
I ramble about Glenn Hoddle having a heart attack, Leicester Chairman dying, Comedy, my trip to Swanage in Dorset and Kashoggi chronicles (dead journalist). Cheers… Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
I ramble about UFC #229 – Conor V Khabib / Ferguson V Pettis, Arabs being dismembered and other stuff. Cheers… Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
I ramble about post-comedy – yes that comedy without the intention of eliciting laughter – er..what? Cheers… Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
I ramble about open-mics, walks and the joys / terror of Social Media – but like, share and review (huh huh…)! Cheers… Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
I ramble about Louis CK returning to comedy at the New York Comedy Cellar and a 6 month old open mic screamer (me) also popping back. It’s all about balance you see. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
i ramble about comedy and someone stealing a plane to take himself out. Lad of the Week! Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast or instagram @4theyepodcast or email 4theyepodcast@gmail.com
This week I welcome my first guest to 4th eye - business person type Crystal Lopez from Los Angeles! Forgive the CB radio / walkie talkie partial audio. Just imagine we're in the zombie apocalypse... or something. Go to http://www.chilliofthevalley.co.uk/ and enter the promo code GENTLE for 10% off all your locally produced chilli sauce needs. Peace!
I ramble about the World Cup 2018, especially England’s unexpected progress, buying speed 7 I talk about one of the worst comedy specials ever made thanks to Hannah Gadsby. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
I ramble about the Russia World Cup 2018, comedy & shark attacks in Brazil. That it! Peace. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
Check in to ramble about a week of comedy shows including Doug Stanhope in Cardiff & Bill Burr in London, my whole 8 minute set mentioned, and why all men don't need to apologise
I ramble about the British press’ recent bullying of footballer Raheem Sterling, the Russian journalist faking his death and spy stuff in Ukraine & update you on general ness – Support local comedy and get out in Bristol you gimps. Peace. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
Little check in – I finally got my lazy arse back to stand up comedy – my thoughts on the set etc. Peace. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
This week I ramble more about the Brazil trip – but mainly about travel in general and what I get out of it. Yes, I’ve done that before, but I don’t care. Peace. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
This is a check in from Brazil! I talk about getting pink eye in South America and the various towns I have visited this week. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast and email 4theyepodcast@gmail.com.
This week I pop in to talk about Count Dankula (UK comic Mark Meechan) being convicted today for making a ‘Grossly Offensive’ video. Sentencing is put back to April 23rd but the fact someone can be convicted for making a joke TO HIS DOG (Nazi salute or paw?..) is terrifying and maybe marks the start of an Orwellian nightmare. Please do everything to support Count Dankula and check him out @CountDankula. Peace, love and fuckin. Carl. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
This week I ramble about snow, being sick as fook, the o2 inappropriateness (to your wallet), KFC, Rio, Owen Benjamin, and the dreams of a pikey. Music at the top available here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogWb2spRvg – Christian Bale Remix! Peace, love and fucking. Carl. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
This week – yes – I finally got on stage at a comedy open-min. Procrastination is king, sshhhh. I tell you about that, men having babies, transgender women breastfeeding and Bentley’s crashing. And probably some other stuff too. Like potential conspiracy podcast. Cheers! Music at the top available here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogWb2spRvg – Christian Bale Remix! Peace, love and fucking. Carl. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
I’m playing Doug Stanhope’s Celebrity Death Pool and so should you – join my funeral home! Get me on twitter or email – below to find out more. I also ramble about the military giving away locations on Strava, the FISA memo-gate, and various stories including a man getting too friendly with cows and Rhianna potentially turning people gay…. Music at the top available here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogWb2spRvg – Christian Bale Remix! This life is short people, go do what you want to with it. Today. Pace, love and fucking. Carl. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
On this episode, I ramble about aching like a bitch, Donald Trump & Jay-z, Bill Cosby's triumphant return to stand-up and my beginning. Oh, and AI Porn. Music at the top available here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogWb2spRvg – Christian Bale Remix! Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
I REPLACED THE CORRUPT FILE! - OOPS! All working now. On this episode, I ramble about comedian Tom Segura using the word retard in his new Netflix comedy special ‘Disgraceful’ – oh my I realised what I did there – I meant the R-word – please forgive me.. I also talk about an 8-year-old girl having hormone blockers at 8 years old to transform – I mean transition. Let’s hope Michael Bay doesn’t make the biopic. I probably ramble about some other stuff too. Music at the top available here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogWb2spRvg – Christian Bale Remix! This life is short people, go do what you want to with it. Today. Pace, love and fucking. Carl. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
This week is a darker ramble – I talk about death and feeling the old guilt monster along with it. What motivated this is the death of my friend Laura who finally succumbed to that bastard cancer in the early hours of Sunday morning. I give you a run-down of a few deaths in my life that make me feel awkward. But don’t worry – I talk about Bill Cosby at the end. Plus an inappropriate piece of music at the top available here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogWb2spRvg – Christian Bale Remix! This life is short people, go do what you want to with it. Today. Peace, love and fucking. Carl. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
Just a quick check in to ramble about my recent trip to the Netherlands and a slightly weird night Amsterdam, magic truffles, Jean-Claude Van Johnson and your mum. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
Happy 2018 mother fookers! This week I ramble about something deeper. A tale of darkness, war, murder, imprisonment, potential bribes of then British Prime Minister David Cameron and.. Manchester City Football Club, City Football Group, New York FC, Abu Dhabi and the UAE. In particular the dodgy Al Nahyan family who love a bit of ‘near slavery’ as well as owning a club that’s likely about to win a Premier League title. I based this on an article by Nicholas Mcgeehan available here - https://medium.com/@NcGeehan/the-men-behind-man-city-a-documentary-not-coming-soon-to-a-cinema-near-you-14bc8e393e06 and check out the Youtube Video of the torture by one of the brothers – beware not nice – here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I81ArtQgn8 Little check in – follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
This week I go over a Guardian article criticising Matt Damon for daring to comment on the Hollywood sexual assault / harassment situation. Of course this is a ridiculous thing to lash out at him for , especially in the poorly constructed and ill- thought out manner with which it was done. And written by Hannah Jane Parkinson a fooking peer of the realm (or whatever)– fight privilege with privilege - idiot. Merry Christmas Eve! Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
I ramble from the bath about Hannibal Buress getting arrested, Trump, Hillary, Christmas parties, Star Wars: The Last Jedi and talk myself into setting up a devoted conspiracy podcast. Yay me. Little check in – follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!
This week I ramble about all the podcasts I like and why and my memories of comedy and why it inspires me. I also give out my plumber's name and phone number. Sue me fark face – follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, email at 4theyepodcast@gmail.com. Peace!