Assholes and Elbows

Ugh. In this landmark episode the boys approach their final forms... Grumpy old men. Listen to Josh and Zach talk about the things and moments that made them take a step back and realize that they can deny it no longer... they are old. It only goes downhill from here. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

The boys are back and better than ever... well they are at least back. Easiest way to get back into the swing of things, Josh and Zach go with ol' faithful. Reviewing Cage in all his glory. Josh and Zach tackle 3 different Cage movies of varying quality. Technical difficulties threaten the whole operation, per usual. And Josh gives a much needed update on a very important news story. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Hate, hate, hate. LOATHE entirely. Josh and Zach unload some more things off their chests. Zach talks about some guilty pleasures. Josh gives you the cold hard facts about today's greatest threat to Canadian airspace. And Zach makes an elephant sized mistake at the end. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Ya'll have been waiting, and here it is. The triumphant return of your favorite nonsense peddlers! Josh and Zach break down the list that is very near and dear to their hearts. What fast food chains are the most important to them. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

It's the best time of the season. Open the Cage! Josh and Zach talk about some straight up psychopathic Nicolas Cage movies. Josh gets his inner glutton on. Zach has some random personal anecdotes. We talk about how wild 2011 was. We get weird with Cage questions. And both of our birthdays are coming up! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Look out behind you! It's our friend and guest host Jasmine of the Beauty and the Booze show on YouTube. She joins us to talk about one of our favorite genres of film, B Movie Creature Features. Jasmine breaks the Golden Rule with her selection of movies. Josh doesn't follow his own format and hates the movies he chose. Zach makes a racket and they all marvel at the sheer size of the episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

A not as long, long time ago in the Assholes and Elbows Multiverse far away... Josh and Zach reminisce about the original Star Wars trilogy. Josh takes a definitive stance on Ewoks. Zach disagrees. We talk candidly about Princess Leia. We make some dinner plans with Yoda. And we go a little heavy on upcoming holidays. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Pull out your iPod and hit shuffle. Josh and Zach, along with special guest Jasmine, bring up some important music from their youth. We find out what spawned Zach and Josh's friendship. Jasmine is somehow over and under prepared. We drudge up some memories we didn't know we had. We try out a new segment. And we redraw the lines on Boy Bands. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Why is the rum gone? ...Daydrinking. Josh and Zach talk about a movie franchise near and dear to their hearts, Pirates of the Caribbean. Josh gets a few rants off his chest after some time to reflect. Zach offers his unyielding support. We ruin yet another segment with poor planning. And we hopefully change some minds along the way. This episode is brought to you by the power of Teamwork©*. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

As Marvin Gaye once sang, let's get it on. Minds out of the gutter... Josh and Zach talk funny love when they reveal some of their favorite romantic comedies. Josh misses the mark on the comedy part. We give our take on what constitutes a true romantic comedy. Josh throws a few curveballs at Zach. And we try our best to give our episode the happy ending it deserves. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Sorry Moms. Josh and Zach revisit topics of the past 9 episodes. We bring back one of our oldest segments (spoiler hint: it's about felt covered puppets). Zach gets some privileges revoked. And Josh vents about the 'selfishness' of people who refuse to wear masks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

You know it, you love it, it's CAGE time. Josh and Zach breakdown 3 movies involving their favorite national treasure, Sir Nicholas Cage. We find ourselves at odds in which movie was our favorite of the bunch. We feel duped with what could be seen as false advertising. We question the wisdom of the movie budgets. We say a lot of words we shouldn't (sorry to our moms in advance). And in response to Josh's blind rage, Zach takes a much more analytical approach to his reviews. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Well that was... a year. Josh and Zach talk about some of the more personal things they hated about 2020. We give some good news about the episode delays. We mention a surprising amount of animals and their extremities. And we hopefully deliver another round of fresh red hot content. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Zach and Josh catch up about their holiday season and ring in the new year by diving into the decade spanning James Bond franchise. They talk about their favorite movies in the franchise. In a Bond universe where every gadget has a very outlandish and specific function Josh and Zach try to understand the usefulness and efficiency of their favorite ones. There is a disagreement on who is the best to ever don the tux and Josh delivers his favorite joke yet.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

The epic conclusion! Josh and Zach talk about some of their holiday traditions. We go over what we would change if we were Santa Claus. We talk about elves way too much. And we hope you all have a safe and happy holiday season. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

The first of a double dose of A&E Christmas goodness. Josh and Zach talk about their favorite Christmas movies. We talk about some holiday classics that aren't on our favorites lists. We mention some alternative December holidays. And we give credit where it's due to Jim Carrey. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Our first episode based on a National Holiday. Josh and Zach talk turkey... and gravy. We share what our meal spread is. We tell stories of holidays past. And we fumble through the easiest part of the show. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Do birds exist? What shape is the Earth? What's the deal with mattress stores? Tune in to find out! Josh and Zach talk about some of their favorite conspiracy theories. Josh gets upset about the curvature of the Earth. Zach tells you the only two things you need to know about sharks. And we struggle to wrap the episode up. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

It was a graveyard smash! Halloween is over but we've never had good timing anyway. Josh and Zach dive into serious and not so serious film versions of the "big three" monsters of Halloween; zombies, werewolves, and vampires. We have a logical discussion of what the preferable zombie horde to fight is. We have an emotional discussion of what the preferable monster to be turned into would be. And we get a little singing and shimmy action in.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Do it! Listen to this episode. Josh and Zach tackle their childhood trilogy and discuss Star Wars episodes 1, 2, and 3. We wonder why certain things exist in Star Wars and other things don't. We consider the effectiveness of droids, Jedi powers, and dialogue. We talk about which Jedis we think are the best. And we try our best to make sense of the loss of limbs suffered. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Quizzes and questions. Josh and Zach use the most scientific resource available to find out who they are. We take online quizzes for which characterswe are. We answer some existential "This or That" questions. And we try to keep the show on track as it goes on. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Time to spread some love. Josh and Zach talk about random things they love. We spend a little too much time talking about food. We plan a bad movie marathon. And we ramble... and ramble... and ramble... Good night everybody! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Did we plan this from the very beginning? No. But here we are. Josh and Zach dole out another dose of things that grind our gears. We go off on one of our friends for common curtesy. And we drop the ball on our jokes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

That's right. Sir Nic is back with a vengeance. Josh and Zach breakdown three Nicolas Cage movies. Zach gets a few rants off his chest. Josh tries his hand at voice acting. And we inch ever closer to a winner of our Band Name Competition. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Feel like our show needed a bit more pizzazz? Hear no further as we invited a friend to join us this week. Josh, Zach, and Ivan talk about the World's Greatest Detective, Batman. Josh gets left out of the loop on some of the best Bat-content there is. Zach voices his problems with some of the Caped Crusader's portrayals. And we have triple the dose of Good News. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Nonsense is the highest currency. Josh and Zach catch up on some streaming stuff. We reveal some Band Name Contest results. We have a call to arms for our loyal fans. And we once again struggle with words. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

You asked for it so we did it. Josh and Zach talk about some of their favorite musical artists and their albums. We learn a word that makes Zach feel uncomfortable. And we hear some awful jokes in some brand new segments. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Oh snap! On your left... is a new episode of Assholes and Elbows. Josh and Zach talk about their favorite Marvel movies. And we give you a two-fer as we bring back an old segment and introduce a brand new one. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

97 years in and the best thing to happen to Disney Animated Studios is finally here, they are the focus of an Assholes and Elbows podcast episode. That's right its all things Disney! With a little bit of Halloween and Presidential trivia mixed in. Josh and Zach sing, laugh, and release their first official PSA in this first ever in person recording. Through an extremely scientific and foolproof online quiz Josh and Zach find out what Disney characters they are and the results are...less than desirable to one of them. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

What could be weirder than us talking about World War II? Possibly the stories in this episode. Josh and Zach talk about some strange things that happened in WWII, and some of our favorite movies and shows about it. We make an ill advised wager. And Josh teases us with a surprise announcement. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Is this the end of Assholes and Elbows as we know it? No. We're just into themes and numbers. Probably do it again. Josh and Zach revisit the previous 9 episodes. The Muppets get some long awaited revenge. Josh's movie franchise expands. And Zach makes a personal breakthrough. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Set your alarm and pour your bowl of cereal. Josh and Zach talk about their childhoods. And we try out a brand new segment. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

To eight... and beyond! Josh and Zach talk about things they straight up do not like. We may have finally spawned our catchphrase. We ask a hard hitting question. And things get heated over some croutons. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Sports, sports, sports. Josh and Zach talk about sports. Some good sports moments, some good sports movies, and some sports moments we should really move on from already. We share some personal stories about our sisters. And we talk about some rules surrounding spoiler alerts. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Josh and Zach get personal. We announce an exciting new addition to the Assholes and Elbows universe. We bribe our fans into joining us on social media. And we tackle the biggest problem facing us as podcasters, word pronunciation.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

What's better than listening to us talk? Listening to us sing. Josh and Zach talk about their favorite musicals. We learn what makes Josh feel icky. And we have fan participation for daysss. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

You are cordially invited to get Locked in the Cage. Josh and Zach talk about the one and only Sir Nicolas Cage. We get really comfortable (or uncomfortable depending on your persuasion) with some fruit. And we spawn a new film franchise. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

The perfect trilogy doesn't exis- Challenge Accepted. Josh and Zach talk about trilogies. The Muppets had so much fun on the last show that they decided to come back. And we teach you how to get the most important thing a news anchor can possess - a great name. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

That's right. We made another one. Josh and Zach talk about sequels. We finally have a real sponsor. And the Muppets make a special appearance.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support

Josh and Zach talk about firsts. The first times we experienced things and how they went for us, both good and bad. Also, we talk about Sir Nicolas Cage and his portrayal of Castor Troy as John Travolta as Castor Troy in Face/Off... we think. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/assholes-and-elbows/support