Bathtime Boys

lol!

You will LOL ur freakin' pants off! maybe pee all over them too ;)

BTB is anti Artificial Intelligence.

previous podcast resulted in btb rapture. listen to their tortured voices for 37 minutes and 54 seconds

the return. again.

A BTB first, a pod with just Matthew and Tyler. Perfect for when you want to scream and cry and celebrate thanksgiving

we hate kyle rittenhouse

matthew trama dumps about playing minecraft with a 20-year-old furry when he was like 12. Then BTB has the funniest hypothetical in BTB history because it isn't a good podcast if it doesn't give you emotional whiplash.

AAAAAAAAAA!!!! sorry you just really fucking scared me please let me know before you read the description i could be naked or touching my penis or something idk!

and so they returned after a one month break

El Scorcho! Ay carumba! Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me I'm the epitome of public enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me I asked you to go to the Green Day concert You said you never heard of them (how cool is that) How cool is that? So I went to your room and read your diary: "Watching Grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table" And then my heart stopped: "Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again." I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me How stupid is it? I can't talk about it I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute Just come up to me And say hello to my heart How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too And maybe you just don't know what to do And maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you' I wish I could get my head out of the sand 'Cause I think we'd make a good team And you would keep my fingernails clean But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize 'Cause I can't even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain't faking I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me I'm a lot like you I'm a lot like you I'm a lot like you I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me

btb is back and as mentally deficient as ever! this time we talked about craig robinson, and how dr. perky was a government cover up that needs to be exposed. :)

WE DID A PODCAST ON POO POO POINT AND CLICKBAITED IT BECAUSE WE ARE SELL OUTS THAT WANT SUCCESS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

he really has to poop

The economy explained. Imagine you could call up a friend and say, "Meet me at the bar and tell me what's going on with the economy." Now imagine that's actually a fun evening.

In a more laid-back installment of BTB, the bathers talk about movies for a half-hour. Matthew attempts to talk as well, but due to his lack of movie knowledge he just sits in silence for 90% of the episode. TYLER (SWEAR WORDED) THE AUDIO AND ACCIDENTALLY PUT REVERB ON THE ENTIRE 30 MINUTES. ITS FIXED NOW THOUGH.

The bath conglomerate gets corporate on this episode of Bathtime Boys. Can the episodes be any worse? Oh fuck yes.

Four upper echelon men discuss how to bring the sport of NASCAR to the rest of America, and even the world. General consensus determines that more explosions and sharks will do the trick.

Matthew reaches legal drinking age, so he celebrates by getting wasted off of 4 Cacti Spiked Seltzers.

Matthew explains his future, and how he will have cured cancer with the help of cat milk. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on the lack of content we're working on: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

*TRANSCRIPT OF DISCORD CALL WITH MATTHEW* So I had these chips today I coughed, on them and they came out and then I like ripped a fat one, its kind of good. What am I doing with my life, Tyler? How do I make myself feel like I'm doing things that make me happy. Should I change? Should I do it? Is it worth it? Is it worth risking it all so I may just be happy? I might just give up; I give up a lot. Maybe I just shouldn't give up. I'm not even kidding right now. Well actually I'm kidding right now. Maybe that's the problem. I kid too much, and I give up on things. Easy to give up on things when I'm kidding. Tyler I think I just had a realization. I just downed a squad in cod. *END OF TRANSCRIPT*

New Freud-like theories are developed on this episode of Bathtime Boys. Witness subpar-ness. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on the lack of content we're working on: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

Society is indebted to the services provided by BTB LLC. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on the lack of content we're working on: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

After a listen count record on a previous episode, the bathers attempt to regain the high by clickbaiting the episode with quadratic equation tutoring. (Real) topics include the need to reclaim the popularity of Nascar via Gen-Z, and a poop story (duh). Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on the lack of content we're working on: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

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god I hate Bathtime boys. worst podcast ever

YUP

A look back on 2020 and all that BTB did.

SEASONS GREETINGS FROM THE GUYS AT BTB. HERE'S A FREAKIN AWESOME NEW PODCAST EPISODE THAT HAS BASICALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS OR THE HOLIDAYS IN GENERAL. INSTEAD THEY TALK ABOUT POOP. AGAIN. BUT THAT'S ALL A PART OF THE BIG PICTURE, YOU KNOW?

Hey you! Yeah, you! You like toilet humor and hypotheticals? Well boy have I got the deal for you! Here, it's on me! No, really! Take it! Take it now! Take this podcast out of my hands! There, was that so hard? Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on what we're up to: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

Eric brings a new pitch to the sharks, and attempts to revolutionize the world through his new internal hydrofoil concept. The sharks are skeptical, and instead laugh at Eric's inability to describe the idea instead. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on what we're up to: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

Another day another toilet humor episode. Then again, it is called Bathtime Boys. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on what we're up to: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

Eric tells all about a time which he came while reading Garfield comics. Matthew and Tyler's lives are never the same after that moment. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on what we're up to: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

Eric tells the longest story in the history of Bathtime Boys, as he had quite the experience having his blood drawn. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on what we're up to: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

After a small break, (most of) the boys are back! Topics include: Kumon, Real Time Farming Simulator, The Perfect Crime, and much more! POG U

This episode, Tyler asks an important hypothetical that is only a hypothetical and nothing more than a hypothetical. Additionally, Matthew gives now outdated commentary of the first presidential debate, and Sam listens to copyrighted music over speakers that probably won't get us DMCA'd because of how small this channel is. 

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This episode, the boys experience yet another technical setback. Eric's recording cut out at 20 minutes in, leaving the others to seem like they're talking to nobody. However, there's still fun to be had with topics such as Neuralink and biohacking humans. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on what we're up to: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

After a misunderstanding of which DC Tyler was talking about, the boys improvise and have a joint episode about The District of Columbia as well as DC Comics. For those who stan Sam: He isn't actually gone, he just couldn't make it to this recording session. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on what we're up to: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

The boys are changing it up! A new season has arrived with new topics, a updated format, and higher quality audio. But don't worry, all the shenanigans you're used to will still be here! For the season opener, the boys recall the funniest interaction they've had with a toddler/child. For those who stan Eric: He isn't actually gone, he just couldn't make it to this recording session. Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on what we're up to: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

In this episode of Bathtime Boys two special guests: Aiden and Sam! Topics of interest such as LMFAO and The Black Eyed Peas are discussed, as well as general chaos as usual. THIS IS A EPISODE FROM SEASON ONE (THE DEFUNCT/ARCHIVED SEASON) THAT WE THOUGHT WAS FUNNY SO WE LEFT IT UP.

Matthew asks the age old question of how hard would you have to throw a hamster for it to splatter on a wall. The boys then dive in and discuss the theoretical steps one would go through to answer this question. THIS IS A EPISODE FROM SEASON ONE (THE DEFUNCT/ARCHIVED SEASON) THAT WE THOUGHT WAS FUNNY SO WE LEFT IT UP.