Bedtime Boys

The first ever Bedtime Boys LIVE Slumber Party. Recorded in Sacramento at the Blue Lamp. Listen as the BBs play Stupid Pandora, the Wayne Dog game and Quest for the Grail in front of a live audience. A historic moment!

In their first episode of Twenty Nineteen, the Bedtime Boys make some predictions for the year before playing The Wayne Dog Game. Meet Ricky Schitz, Bundt Foreman and Stiffany Gallbucker

The Quest for the Grail continues. The BBs are on the hunt to find the greatest cover of Freak on a Leash and I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing. Will they succeed?? The BBs also ask each other some first date questions to see if they are compatible lovers.

After 3 months apart the boys finally reconnect. Cory tells us all a story about a massive elk and a trapped family, Damien regales us with a tale about his acid trip. The Bedtime Boys are BACK

It's time for Stupid Pandora! In this game, the BB's make up song titles then search on the internet to see if they are real songs. Discover your new favorite tunes: "You Broke My Heart", "Can't Take My Gun" and "Spawn of Dracula"

The BBs talk about whether they would "Purge" or not. Then, it's time for the 2nd round of the "Wayne Dog" game, where the BBs make up names and then describe the characters who would have them. Meet Brandy Bogsworth, Poder Trugsman and Stella Barge on episode 31 of Bedtime Boys!!

The boys are back! Reunited after tour kept them apart, Cory and Damien catch up about tour, bands breaking up and ecstasy.

The BBs trade polar opposite stories about taking magic mushrooms. Then, Damien tries to guess the plot of the 1998 straight-to-vhs classic The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (spoiler alert: he's way off)

Cory is really back this time. C-Money and Dame-Dolla sit down and talk Hobo Johnson before strapping in for THE WAYNE DOG GAME! Cory and Damien make up names and then collectively describe the person who would have that name. Meet deplorable Wayne Dog, shy Doug Splash and inimitable Wink Harris.

We're back! Damien sits down again with hip hop darling Hobo Johnson. Tune in for a crash course on how to kill the vibe with these playlist decimating tracks. You'll never get invited to the party again!

Cory is back from tour!! Damien and Cory catch up about current events, having too many teeth and introduce a very special very dangerous Midnight Snack. We back!!

While on tour, Damien sat down with legendary guitarist Yvette Young and everybody's favorite graphic designer and Alaska frontman, Joel Kirschenbaum, to talk toast, U2, misogyny in the biz and and beat poetry.

Harrowing ghost stories and frightful songs are here to greet you in Bonetime Stories Volume 1. In "Swish" Bobby Rawling and Trevor Wilson learn that their hoop dreams are just a jump shot away from becoming hoop nightmares. Our second tale, "In The House of Capone" (based on a true story) explores the many secrets and terrors of Mr. Capone's immaculate Victorian mansion. Finally, "After" tells the tale of the last man on earth, accompanied by his pet goldfish. Buckle up and steel yourselves. This is the scariest episode of Bedtime Boys yet! BOO!

Sacramento rapper and local legend Hobo Johnson joins Damien as a guest host for a game of "Stupid Pandora"! Hobo and Damien make up band names and, through the power of the internet, find and listen to the real bands with the same names. Tune in to this very special episode of Bedtime Boys to laugh yourself to sleep!

Story time! Damien tells the tale of his trip to Burning Man 2k17! Then, it's a classic tale of boy and dog in "A Dog is a Man's Dead End", the thrilling tail of Bill and his canine companion Monty. There's an old tunnel beneath the lake north of town. Where does it lead? What strangeness lurks in those shadows? Find out on Episode 22 of BEDTIME BOYS!

On this episode of Bedtime Boys, the BB's begin a lifelong quest to find the best covers of Aerosmith's "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" and Korn's "Freak on a Leash". Will Luke Duke get the girl with his silky Aerosmith cover? Can Laura hit Steven Tyler's top note and crack a meteor in half? Find out on Episode 21 of BEDTIME BOYS

The BB's revisit the acapella tracks from a few of their favorite middle school jams. After that, it's time to face The Egg. One of our Bedtime Deities mailed the BB's a black egg along with the message "eat it." Will Cory puke? Will Damien die? Find out in a very special Midnight Snack segment: The Curse of the Oldest Egg

The BB's talk running away from home, gators and the very real threat of turkey-related-death. Then, it's time for MOVIE NIGHT! Listen as the BB's try to guess the plots of the summer's box office hits and misses. Is 47 Meters Down about Mandy Moore digging a 200 foot deep crazy-hole in her backyard? Is The Big Sick about a terminally ill giant? Find out on Episode 19 of Bedtime Boys!

It's time for "Stupid Pandora" ! ! ! In this brand new segment, Cory makes up band names off the top of his dome and, through the power of the internet, we find and listen to the real bands that go along with them. Tune in to hear some whacky tunes from Rusted Eyelid, The American Dream and.... Frog Daughter. Buckle up, this new segment is an earful.

They're baaaack! Home from tour, the Bedtime Boys are back in action with a brand new segment: In "A Song Song Time Ago", the BB's revisit and rank classic Saturday morning cartoon themes. This segment oozes Gak™ and nostalgia. Then, a very special "Midnight Snack" finds the BB's facing their hardest taste challenge yet. Will Cory barf? Will Damien die? Find out for yourselves on Episode 17 of Bedtime Boys.

Cory and Damien went to discount grocery store "Big Lots" and put together the midnight snack from hell. Listen to them suffer for 45 minutes while they stain their insides.

Friend of the pod, Jesse Kranzler, joins the Bedtime Boys for a rousing improv session. In the "Taxi Cab Game", a cab driver picks up strange characters and drives them around as he attempts to guess their identities.

The Bedtime Boys talk about their first romantic encounters, love on the internet and interspecies tragedy on this special V-Day edition of Pillow Talk.

The Bedtime Boys improvise a bedtime story complete with an ensemble cast of original characters, a musical score and live sound effects. Captain Cecil Whiskerfist has finally found the map that will guide him to The Golden Nanner, a relic so precious, it has taken the Captain 40 years to assemble a crew worthy of the expedition. Along with his nephew Kevin and trusty parrot, Doug Beak, Whiskerfist sets off on a perilous quest, fraught with nautical turmoil, in search of everlasting potassium. Cast: Cory Lockwood - Captain Whiskerfist, Doug Beak, Gongo the King of Monkeys Damien Verrett - Kevin, various monkeys Lucas Ulrici - Parrotless Xavier, William H. Poole, Perstephanie, various monkeys Jordan Seavers - Chef Boy Arty, Venessa, Chiquita the Goddes of Nanners, various monkeys artwork by Matteus Da Silva

The Bedtime Boys discuss their new Patreon, where you can donate to help keep their dreams afloat. Then, they worship a Blanket Deity and talk about their Martian Dreams.

In their first podcast of 2017, the Bedtime Boys experiment with a new improv-style format. In the "Taxi Cab Game", a cab driver picks up strange characters and drives them around as he attempts to guess their identities.

They're back! The Bedtime Boys return to the world of podcasting in top form, discussing the nuances of Mother Goose's classic, "Humpty Dumpty". Then, Cory asks Damien a hypothetical question about his Dream Girl.

In the thrilling conclusion to Phblacktar: Being of Night, Guyfoid's crew learns the truth; their captain has been possessed by the nefarious entity, Phblacktar. Can Emerald Zehndar and Rat Vinegar set aside their differences and save their captain's soul? Or is it up to B.E.R.T, the ship's computer, to save the day and the game of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2? Find out for yourselves in the 9th episode of Bedtime Boys Cast: Lucas Ulrici --- Captain Gunnar Guyfoid Cory Lockwood --- Emerald Zehndar Damien Verrett --- Rat Vinegar, Phblacktar: Being of Night Jordan Seavers --- B.E.R.T.

On the second ever Bedtime Boys Bedtime Story, the Boys are joined by return guest Lucas Ulrici and new addition Jordan Seavers to improvise a science fiction story complete with live sound effects and an improvised musical score. On a routine training mission, the legendary Captain Guyfoid unwittingly unleashes an extraterrestrial entity aboard the ship. Can new recruits Rat Vinegar and Emerald Zehndar band together to save the ship? Or is it up to B.E.R.T. the ship's computer to save the day? Find out for yourself on this special episode of Bedtime Boys Cast: Lucas Ulrici --- Captain Gunnar Guyfoid, Phblacktar Being of Night Cory Lockwood --- Emerald Zehndar Damien Verrett --- Rat Vinegar Jordan Seavers --- B.E.R.T. Live musical score by Jordan Seavers Artwork by Angello Diaz (http://seasonaljewfro.tumblr.com/)

The first ever Bedtime Boys Bedtime Story featuring Cory Lockwood, Damien Verrett and special guest Lucas Ulrici. The Bedtime Boys improvise a bedtime story complete with an ensemble cast of original characters, a musical score and live sound effects. There's trouble brewing at the BGK Rodeo. Wingo, the town's prize pig, has been murdered and it's up to Kentucky Bradley, rodeo golden boy, to figure out who's responsible. Was it Buck G. Krimshaw, the rodeo manager? Bradley's nemesis, Griece Richards? It could even have been Bradley's sweetheart, Darling Fingerton. Find out for yourself on this special episode of Bedtime Boys. Cast: Lucas Ulrici --- Kentucky Bradley, Francis Yorkmouth, Charlie Humbeyer, Bloodshit the Horse, Unnamed Farmer Cory Lockwood --- Darling Fingerton, Wicket, Buck G. Krimshaw, Dirt Knuckle the Horse, Wingo Damien Verrett --- Boink, Adeline Krimshaw, Griece Richards a HUGE thank you to Angello Diaz (http://www.seasonaljewfro.tumblr.com/) for creating the amazing artwork for this episode

On this special "mobile" episode of Bedtime Boys, Damien talks with Alicia Walter of Oshwa while on tour. The two discuss their history with Math Rock, the Rosewell crash and conspiracy theories. Join us for this special Cory-free edition of BEDTIME BOYS!

On the 5th installment of Bedtime Boys, Cory and Damien sell out and then answer some fan mail

On the 4th episode of Bedtime Boys, Damien poses 3 moral dilemmas to Cory and then judges him. Later in the episode, the BBs talk about what they would do on "Purge Day". Stick around until the end of the episode for a complimentary ASMR sesh

On this special episode of Bedtime Boys, the BBs sit down with Jason Cupp, producer for Maps & Atlases, RX Bandits and Anthony Green to talk about the changing face of music in the Social Media Age

The BB's discuss this weekend's Super Bowl festivities and Pokemon's 20th anniversary. Then, the BB's get deep, discussing the 2016 election, perspective in the age of social media and the human condition. Enjoy a free ASMR send off. Pleasant dreams!

On the first episode of Bedtime Boys, the BBs discuss Doomsday, guess the plots of Oscar movies and name their podcast. 00:00 --> 4:15 - Intro 4:15 --> 8:00 - Doomsday Clock 8:00 --> 35:30 - Oscar predictions 35:30 --> 45:30 - Naming a business 45:30 --> END - ASMR