Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag

We've been really excited to do this for a while so HEYYYY we have some spicy opinions to share with ya this week

Now that our faves are on Netflix, we've got to talk about BIG TIME RUSH Y'ALL!!!! We have a lot of feelings and have a lot to say so let's jump into it!! Today we're discussing Em being a psychic, Liz getting sun poisoning, BTR being the blueprint for All Time Low, paying obscene amounts of money for reunion shows, and BTR Tik Tok. Let's go!!! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

***HEY um sorry about Em's audio this week there was a train and helicopters and birds and planes outside and it was pretty absurd. It'll be better next week lmao*** Soooo JB came out with a new album and Liz and I have some.....thoughts :) some things we discuss are how this is now a Hailey Bieber Appreciation podcast, middle school villains, creating generic house music to dethrone Liam Payne, and our forgetfulness :) let's go yo!!! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

We're back after Emily's dramatic bout of tonsillitis last week! Thanks for sticking around :) we're covering the GRAMMYs today baby!! We're discussing all things Grammy fashion hits and misses, the iconic performances, the major wins and snubs, and everything in between. Let's do it y'all!!! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Happy March! We're delving into some new stuff and discussing some notable concert experiences we've had. Talking points include breaking a historic church floor, getting mobbed by teenagers holding bags of gummy worms, reading books at concerts because you're ~different~, people not being alive before they're born (shocking!), and Lizzy's new shoes and Em's leftover burrito. Esketttitttt https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

WE DID IT, WE RANKED THEM ALL (except Zayn's most recent album but we'll get to it I promise)!!! We're wrapping up this series with Niall Horan's sophomore album Heartbreak Weather. Today we're discussing paying absurd amounts of money for vinyl records, one-syllable names, Lizzy's unrequited lover, being raised from the dead in a Michael's Craft Store, and a special appearance by Lizzy's mom. Thanks for sticking with us for this album ranking series, catch us next week with some new stuff

HEY sorry we literally went buckwild on this one lmao I don't know what happened. All unedited so you get it all baby :) This week we're talking about Louis Tomlinson's debut album Walls. Some other topics we touch on are the definition of “breakfast,” Em becoming a doctor, who the hell owns One Direction, Em's mom being a vaccine warrior, and why Lizzy's take on Titanic is so....brave. Let's go lads! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Woo chile we're TWENTY (20) whole episodes in!! Thanks for your support as always :) Today we're taking a look at Liam Payne's debut album LP1! Some talking points include replacing Nick Jonas as king of vocals, apples, Rita Ora's flop tweets, cracking open a cold La Croix with the boys, and Lizzy's aggressive disdain for music reviewers. Let's go babyyyy https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Our most anticipated album ranking yet, we've got Fine Line by Harry Styles on the docket today. Today we're discussing Emily being the main character in The Conjuring, Kendall Jenner and Olivia Wilde supremacy, our inability to correctly rank albums in order, our moms, and Lizzy's dog Joey's hot takes. Happy Wednesday :) https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

WE'RE BACK! Thanks for being patient during our little break for the holidays. We've got some super sweet stuff coming, including this number right here. Today we're talking about 73 questions for you to get to know us better, being a drugst(wh)ore, bagels, the Bachelor, and why Cody Ko and Noel Miller deserve the world. Buckle up, your faves are back ✨ https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Our last episode of 2020 is here folks!!! We're so grateful for the support you've shown us over the last seventeen episodes, and we're excited to come back with a bang in 2021. We're ranking our top tens from Zayn's sophomore album Icarus Falls because ranking all 29 tracks would take us like three hours. Today we're discussing Hadid sister supremacy, that white girl with dreads from Aladdin, re-addressing our Take Me Home rankings, threats if y'all make Harry postpone the US tour again, and Lizzy losing a whole five minutes of audio. Happy new year girls, gays, and theys :) https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

And we're back! This week we're looking at Niall's first album Flicker. Today we're discussing the Grammys, elves vs. leprechauns, being sad girls when we wanna be bad girls, Em's crispy new audio, and challenging Zayn to a fight while being 5'0. Let's get into ittt https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Yeah maybe we ARE a little late publishing this week, and what about it? We've got our Harry Styles debut album rankings cooked up and ready to go tho. This episode we're discussing Liz being cyberbullied, SNL, how Townes cannot be a real person, spontaneous Jewish terminology, and Em's tragic ex-boyfriend's terrible HS1 opinions. Let's go :))) https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Here's the first of our 1D solo project discussions! We're starting off with Zayn's first album, Mind of Mine. Today we're discussing why cigarettes are sexy, the fact we still don't know how to count, Kehlani supremacy, the Aladdin soundtrack, and Sarah Baska's impact on our personalities. Let's go!!!! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Welcome to a brand new era y'all! We're digging into the external influence that One Direction had on other British (and Australian hehe) artists breaking into the American market. Today we're discussing Dixie D'Amelio supremacy, spicy Twitter, Ed Sheeran's cursed loop pedal, bullying Trump supporters, and iconic drunk concert-goers. Let's get it rollin :) https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Ahhhh we're DONE with our One Direction album discussion series

Last album era discussion y'all!!! We've got one ranking left then we're in ✨uncharted territory✨. Today we're discussing us hitting 1,000 streams (!!!!), 1D Tik Tok, the Kardashians, YouTube videos that give us peace, and upsetting voicemails. All aboard babie https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

We've only got one album left to go after this ranking, y'all. We covered all the absolute excellence from the Four album and why it can never be topped by literally any artist ever. Today we're discussing Townes, why Em can't remember 1D lyrics for anything, ideas for future episodes, us being painfully single, and embracing our internet problems. Let's rock https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Hi friends, your resident Four stans are here and ready to absolutely rumble and dig into One Direction's Four era from their fourth album. Today we're discussing why Danny DeVito made the Four era what it is today, skipping school to cry over Zayn leaving the band, 1D saying “no❤️” to Matty Healy's wise counsel, Jonas Brother mediocrity, and zodiac signs. Let's boogie girlies! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

We're officially halfway through the One Direction odyssey! We ranked the Midnight Memories tracks and Em had some.....unique opinions as usual. Today we're discussing why you should dump your boyfriend, getting our first hate comment, Tik Tok being dumb complicated, how we feel about Liam saying the word “daddy,” and how deeply we stan Four. Another day another dollar, let's get it poppin baby https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

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After like 1.5 weeks of working on them, we have our Take Me Home track rankings!!! Honest to god, this one was tough. Today we're talking about how Liz transferred colleges because of Em apparently, leaving your date for someone hotter, our moms, Reddit, and Ed Sheeran's iconic British shower lyric impact. We agonized over this one, y'all. https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

We're turning a new leaf and diving right in to the incredible, show stopping, magnificent Take Me Home era. Today we're talking about absolutely ridiculous lyrics, mourning Harry's mustache, sexual awakenings, the end of the 1D solo formula, and photoshoots that live rent-free in our heads. Let's go babyyyy https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

This week we're ready to hurt each other's + your feelings with our UAN track rankings! Things get a little spicy, so Liz and Em may or may not still be friends. Jury's still out on that one. Today we're talking about mullets, the wide variety of uses for the word “fun,” the third Golden Age™ , missed opportunities for synchronized choreography, and eating cereal for dinner. Esketittttt https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Hi, it's us back on TIME and getting into the nitty gritty of the monumental Up All Night era. Today we're talking about Liam's engagement (!!!), fanfiction, Ireland being a city, unpopular opinions, and Kelly Clarkson. Let's GOOOOO https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Your faves are back at it again (albeit a little late) with some hot takes on the iconic One Direction X-Factor and tour video diaries. Today we're talking about bunk bed arrangements, superpowers, bridge construction, Harry's steamy gray beanie, and the Golden Age™. Y'all in? https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Well well well. It's us, Em and Liz, here with our first episode. Today we're talking about bowling ball haircuts, pining for Harry Styles' attention, biting knives, ill-fitting tour merch, and Facebook ratings circa 2010. Buckle up. https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI