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I drink too much, I cuss too much and I'm a sure thing on a first date. On this Cooped Up podcast about life, current events, gay shit, not gay shit, parenting, crazy experiences, adulting, people who annoy us and lots of other mess, you'll likely get to

Cooper Koch


    • Dec 6, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 32m AVG DURATION
    • 145 EPISODES


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    How's My Colon Doing?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2023 33:45


    I **FINALLY** got my colonoscopy results and wanted to share the details with you, including the ridiculous experience at the doctor's office to learn the news.Also, updates on Christmas decorating and my last week as a 48 year old. LINKS: Wireless Hot Glue Gun: https://amzn.to/3RvDe44 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    My First Visit To The Plastic Surgeon's Office

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 30:56


    Well, it was bound to happen...I finally paid my first visit to the plastic surgeon today. It's not what you think, but I'll tell you all about it. Also, last night we had some trick-or-treaters kick our front door in! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Chronicles of the Colonoscopy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 37:19


    Let's talk colonoscopies. Yes, THAT. It's an important topic, particularly for the age group of people who follow me. But (butt?), it's also hilarious if you really think about it! I had mine yesterday, and boy howdy, do I have some observations. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you'll definitely say "oh, Cooper, TMI" at least a few times. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    I Have A Fan!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 32:47


    We went to a party over the weekend and someone I never expected to watch my social knew all the details. Todd was impressed that I have a fan! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Social Calendar in Overdrive

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 25:59


    Y'all, it's October! Event season is back! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Shopping With Claire

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 26:56


    I ran to Target earlier today with Claire (on her last day of Fall break). Two outcomes: It was not cheap, and I'm obviously a sucker. Also, if you have tickets to P!nk tonight and haven't already heard the news...yikes. I'll share my similar story. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Julia Sugarbaker

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2023 27:43


    Yesterday was a challenge -- by about 8 a.m., I was already ready to read people to filth, Julia Sugarbaker-style. But today's been a better day! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

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    Parent of the Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 30:57


    Y'all, I earned my "parent of the year" badge this weekend...if being parent of the year means blaming your kid for years that something was their fault only to discover it was really my own. Also, I'm experiencing a full-on vaccine hangover. It's just like a regular hangover, except you get all the nausea but none of the fun beforehand! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    It's Fall, Y'all!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 28:47


    The official first day of Fall may not be until next week, but it might as well be here already. I'm in the official "Fall in North Texas" uniform today: a sweater because I'm chilly, but still wearing shorts and flip flops! Also, I have to tell you about the self esteem boost I got while buying booze at Tom Thumb yesterday. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    The Long Way Round

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2023 31:11


    The amount of time that I've spent in the car this week is a surprise even to me! School commute and sports have turned me into an Uber for my children. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

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    Settling In?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 25:39


    Just when I thought we'd settled into a new back to school routine, a flex schedule pops up! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 31:31


    Potentially the most obvious and unoriginal thing I could talk about today -- THIS HEAT! OMG, it's making people crazy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

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    The Wonderful World of Sports?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 28:42


    In a surprise turn of events, sports are a hot topic in the Koch household -- and I'm now a "Sports Dad." Who'd have ever seen that coming? Also, can we talk about Lizzo?! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    My One & Only

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2023 33:12


    Hope you had a great weekend! Crazy week here - including a flight to and drive back from Iowa in my near future. This'll be my only broadcast for the week. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    C'mon, Barbie, Let's Go Party!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 28:48


    It's Barbie Weekend! We'll be there tomorrow...in pink, of course. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Closing Out The Week!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 32:47


    Let's get this week wrapped up! How in the world does a 4-day week ever feel like it's been 8 days long?! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    DRAINED!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 34:38


    If there's one thing I can say about the past few days, it's that my eyes have been drained of every possible tear they could cry. All good cries, but still. Daddy needed a Gatorade after the graduation! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Memories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 25:06


    Anyone who's been around me long enough knows that two types of memories: those that I could tell you every single smell, sound and transcript; and those I have no recollection of at all. There's a method to my forgetfulness though. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    What The Hail?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 31:56


    This hail is getting insane! Even crazier are the descriptions that the weather folks are giving it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Up & At 'Em!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2023 25:37


    I woke up this morning at 5:30 and went for a two-mile walk. I have no idea why. LOL! Also, this weekend we did lots of travel planning for the coming months. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Fri-YAY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 28:59


    Y'all, we made it to Friday! This long-ass week was, well, long. Nothing particularly bad about it. I just felt like it would never end! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Big Fat Fun Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 25:18


    Y'all, last week was so much fun that I gained SIX POUNDS! I'm as surprised about it as you are...but not really when I think about all the things I ate and drank and ate and drank.

    "Taking It Easy," Koch-Style

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 33:45


    When a Koch tells you that it's going to be an "easy" day or that "we're going to take it easy," do not believe them! It simply means the weekend is going to be less back-breaking than normal. They loves them some manual labor! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

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    Simply The Best

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 28:16


    Tina has left the earthly plane for somewhere more fantastic. We were lucky to have her while we could. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    The Kids Are Away. Will The Dads Play?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 31:19


    The kids are out of town this week on a school trip to New Orleans. What's in store for the temporary empty nesters?! Probably nowhere near as exciting as anyone might think. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Oh, Martha!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 30:04


    Can we talk about Martha Stewart on Sports Illustrated's "Swimsuit Edition?" I'm obsessed! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Back From Mexico

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 30:51


    We made it back from Mexico last night: our adventure included singing flight attendants (the kids weren't impressed), Todd thinking that Claire and I were going to be kidnapped and have our organs harvested (they wouldn't have gotten far with mine), the bellhop not comprehending how two men wouldn't need two rooms and tetanus. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    What A F*cking Week!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2023 31:03


    Anyone else feel like this week kicked them in the nuts (or ovaries) over and over and over again? Glad to put it to bed and fly off to Mexico for a week at the beach! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Monday - And It's Only Half Over!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 27:33


    My day is so busy that it's 4:30 and I'm only halfway done! HELP! Also, some exciting vacation news! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Pardon Me If I Fall Asleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 26:54


    The storms last night wreaked havoc on my sleep. Normally I sleep through them, but Mother Nature had other plans with this late night visit. I can barely keep my eyes open today! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Roll(er Derby) Into A New Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 29:02


    This week started off with a bang! And Monday still isn't done -- we hav e a junior roller derby info session this evening. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Smells Like...Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 28:15


    Nothing prepares you for the stench of death, particularly when it's trapped in the wall. Ugh. Welcome to my day(s)! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    The Weekend That Was

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 30:23


    Recapping my crazy-busy weekend, which included my first pickleball tournament, a Roaring Twenties charity event and getting the results of my MRI! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    My First MRI

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 31:17


    Two firsts today: first time in scrubs and first time to have an MRI. I don't think it went like most people's do. I'll explain. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Time & Temp

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 30:35


    Did you know that "time and temp" phone lines still exist and one here locally is about to disconnect...to the outrage of some. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Our "First Summer" Is Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 32:12


    We nearly hit 100 today...on April 3rd. The "first summer" is officially upon us! Also, recapping our roller derby experience this weekend and how super fun it is shopping for a 14-year-old girl's bathing suit. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Cooped Up With Kerrie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2023 50:02


    Gabbing with my BFF Kerrie about Adele, modern dating, brain cancer, the best bread I've ever eaten and why I've never done drugs. Yep, it's one of those conversations! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Two Deals & A Mule

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 27:05


    Y'all - Have you ever not known that something exists and then when you learn about it, the universe conspires to make sure you can't live without it? That's happened to me...with a pair (or two) of shoes. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    First Full Day Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 31:34


    Today was everyone's first full day back at school and work in two weeks...and boy, howdy, are we beat! My ambitious dinner plans may have to wait. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Back from Vacay!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 29:43


    We're back from the first week of Spring Break -- and my work inbox made sure I knew it wasn't happy with me. Also, I have an update on Mason's high school applications and where he's going next year! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    The Real Danger of TikTok

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 30:18


    The US government is on the brink of banning TikTok because they believe it poses a security risk to Americans. That may be so, but I think the real danger is its ability to get stupid songs stuck in my head! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Dozed & Confused

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2023 32:17


    I'm a terrible napper. I dozed off for about 20 minutes after picking the kids up from school and now everyone hates me...for good reason; I'm a terrible person after a quick snooze! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    I Need A Weekend From My Weekend!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2023 33:23


    We had an exceptionally active weekend. Our big gay garage sale, pretending we were Mario Andretti and a late-night trip to the ER combined to make it more active than I like. I need a weekend to recover from my weekend! All on today's Cooped Up Live: Shit Cooper Says! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Storm's A'Brewin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 34:37


    It appears that we've officially left "Texas Winter" and its ice storms behind us, and now we're entering "Texas Spring," complete with doomsday weather forecasts about Wizard of Oz-worth tornadoes and baby-head-sized hail. Also, Claire got major bank for her birthday and we have some preliminary high school news for Mason. All on today's Cooped Up Live: Shit Cooper Says! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Cooped Up With Claire! 14th Birthday Edition!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 31:04


    One of the newest 14-year-olds in all the land -- my sweet Claire -- is joining me today to talk about her birthday and what 14-year-olds wish adults understand. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Feeling Cold & Dreary

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 23:24


    I woke up feeling like...well, crap...this morning. I'm a little better, but still sort of low energy. And we have so much to get done this weekend in prep for our big gay garage sale next weekend. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Pickled

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2023 27:54


    Y'all, I'm not as good at pickleball as I thought. Yesterday evening, I played for the first time with non-beginners...and it wasn't pretty. But at least I was! LOL! Also, why shopping with Claire is the worst and how I solved that problem. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    La-La Land

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 26:56


    Back after a whirlwind 48-hour trip out to LA to see our new nephew. And we even managed to cram in a few tourist attractions! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Guncles Take To The Sky

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 33:38


    Todd and I (with the kids) are flying out to L.A. this weekend to see our new nephew for the first time! But first, I have a to-do list a mile long to work through. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Coming Attractions

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2023 30:45


    I'm talking mostly today about movies and shows that we're watching and/or that I'm excited about coming out! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

    Cooped Up With Kerrie: Adele Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 36:10


    Talking with my BFF Kerrie about what she thought Las Vegas, Adele and the lounge life. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

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