Crits and Grits

Who would have expected things things to go off the rails for Forced Proximity? The heist continues!

The Party finally has Agdon in their clutches, but he may prove to be harder to crack than The Party anticipated. What lengths will they go to to get the information they desire?

With the help of Mr. Stuntz and crew, Forced Proximity has come to the conclusion that a heist is the only way they'll reach their goal of collecting 1000 tokens. A Forced Proximity plan almost never goes off the rails. Right?

The Party may not redefine the stealth action genre with their mission to take Agdon, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining.

Forced Proximity is feeling pretty lucky as they take on Maid in Heaven, but does the house always win in the Madi Cafe and Casino or will Forced Proximity beat the odds?

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and the Harengon really hate Will the Oni. Will the party be able to impress him and gain a new ally?

Forced Proximity experiences a brief return to normal as they take on a shift at Thelar Center. How normal is normal with them anyway?

A pale Harengon and a blue Harengon walk into Brigand's Tollway... That's it. That's the joke.

Forced Proximity takes on a sponsorship challenge from CERNbank. What will they learn as they traverse natural history, and the infinite possibilities of the future?

With Kelek gone, and J'Meh injured, The Party must find a place to rest. Nothing says relaxation like an inn walking around on chicken legs.

Forced Proximity meets with Withcy Ice at Vorpal Home to discuss a possible alliance, but is everything alright at Vorpal Home?

With Kelek down and the Jabberwok still on a rampage, The Party begins to think of a more permanent solution to The Jabberwok.

Can violence solve everything? Forced Proximity continues to seek the answer as they take on a sponsorship challenge from The Atlanta Symphony ORChestra.

Family secrets are revealed as Forced Proximity takes on the Devil's Warpaint Brand Ambassador challenge.

Forced Proximity takes on their first sponsorship challenge of CHA. Regardless of how they do, the challenge will end in a breakdown one way or another.

As The Party encounters the evil wizard Kelek, some members must decide whether or not they'll turn against an old friend.

Forced Proximity has been invited to take place in "Conquest: Heroic Ambition!", a competitive reality show for adventurers, but first they must find a fifth member.

It's a tale as old as time. Two roads diverge at a lake. One smells of day old takeout, and another has a paladin from a lost age. Will The Party take the road less traveled by?

The party learns that it's the not the fall that kills you, but the landing. Can they stick the landing, or is this where the party ends?

Welcome to the finals where the players play.

Welcome to the season one finale for Monday Morning Newsbreakers. Thank you so much for listening.

The finals are here, and the collective brain of Forced Proximity is squirming like a toad. Are they ready for what awaits them?

A new chicken biscuit scheme shuts the school down for the day. Will this give The Newsbreakers the edge they need to emerge victorious?

The Stab Brigade makes a stop at the sanctuary and meet Gran, along with some returning scaly friends.

With the exit just ahead of them, will The Newsbreakers escape the school, or will they meet a fate worse than detention?

What's the best way to start your quest? By buying vintage crop tops!

Turn off your brain, and crank up the octane! We got another Boys Night coming to you straight from Dirtbag territory.

If at first you don't succeed, you break into the school again.

After a run in with Glomulus, the party makes their way back to their respective rooms. There may be Trouble on the Horizon.

What's a little defamation of character between acquaintances?

During SK8's day off, the rest of Forced Proximity meets up with Coach and his new hire Cliffy to help with a grand opening.

The battle between The Stab Brigade and the lamia and Lanxed reaches full swing, as crits flow just as much as curses.

While pretending to be gaming journalists, Drake and Thesis help the Newsbreakers prepare for their final showdown

Everyone is surprised! Join the Stab Brigade in a mission full of surprise rounds and surprise reveals!

The wrestling match concludes and The Newsbreakers take a midnight ride...

After a victory against Keep Your Grits, Forced Proximity reviews game footage and talks about their future.

The Party defeated the lunar dragon and received their level up package. What's the best way to celebrate a victory? The food court!

The stakes of the wrestling match have been altered, pray The Architect doesn't alter them any further.

The tag team wrestling match begins, and The Newsbreakers receive a message that has the potential to completely throw that off the rails.

The Stab Brigade wrap up their rescue of the baby dragons, only to immediately be thrust into another mission.

On Spirits Day, friendly spirits will walk the hallways of Eastwind, but what's really important is finding the right look for Homecoming!

Forced Proximity takes on Keep Your Grits in the next round of the adventuring circuit. Will the bonds of work friendship be enough to take on the strength of family?

Spirit week at Eastwind High kicks off with a very comfortable PJs Day.

The Stab Brigade continues their mission to rescue the bronze baby dragons from the kobolds, but can they do it without living up to their name?

Dr. Peter Hawpkins analyzes the snacks from the vending machine as The Newsbreakers look into the files they acquired from the computer in the broadcasting room.

After an encounter with gnolls, Darn leads The Stab Brigade to the cave where the kobolds are keeping the baby dragons. What plan will they hatch to get the baby dragons back to the sanctuary?

The Stab Brigade gets their next mission from Guild Daddy Golomov. Two baby dragons have been found, and it's up to The Stab Brigade to find them.

The school is being closed for the day due to a mysterious leak, and the Newsbreakers decide to investigate.

After a chaotic mission, The Stab Brigade returns for some shopping and much needed R&R. Miz catches up with an old friend, Xander takes a personal day, rumors spread about Zeroka, and Caelyn has someone over for tea.

The party chooses life, so we all know what that means. They have to fight a lunar dragon!

What do you do when you're stuck between a mech and a hard place?