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The podcast where Tveite is angry and Sitrick is irritating

David Hates David


    • Nov 27, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 26 EPISODES


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    S2E2 - Oh No We're Getting Moneyballed Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2021 52:21


    Just a couple of Davids chopping it up about all the things that matter the most. Sitrick fights through agonizing pain to remember the 1990s, when every third movie was about a child of divorce who somehow ends up involved with Major League Baseball. The Davids also assemble two-fifths of an unbeatable basketball team. We hope everybody's Thanksgiving was good as hell.

    S2E1 - David Foster Miller Wallace The Third The Fifth w/Max Fine

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 55:24


    Wow hey it's season 2 of David Hates David. We planned it this way. Yup. We bring back fan favorite Max Fine to free-associate with us about Dune, Princess Diana, Joe Rogan's feats of flexibility, and the life of Max's personal folk hero David Foster Miller Alan Grier Wallace Miller The Third The Fifth. We learned nothing from the pandemic.

    24 - Agents of Chaos with Patrick Hastie

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 69:22


    It's DHD After Dark as we record an episode at midnight with dear friend and Nostalgic Front Podcast host Patrick Hastie. We recorded this the night Donald Trump was sent to the hospital with coronavirus. Strangely, it doesn't come up! It's DHD baby!

    23 - Stop and Friskies w/ Casey James Salengo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 53:21


    Casey James Salengo joins the boys to discuss stealing cats, ANTIFA infiltrating the WWE, why Patriots fans suck ass this week, and much more! Check out the podcast medically proven to prevent the coronavirus!

    22 - God, We Don't Know ANYTHING w/Alex Ptak

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 70:53


    Pod Damn America and Ballin' Out Super's Alex Ptak drops by and immediately wishes he brought a margarita. This week the boys sound dumber than usual, getting facts, names, events, and movies all sorts of mixed up. Meanwhile, the Davids subject Alex to their new game, What Would You Do If You Were Julian Assange. Strap in, this one has some WILD HAIRPIN TURNS.

    21 - Voting For The Night King w/Rohan Padhye

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 66:01


    Comedian and friend Rohan Padhye stops by to discuss if we live in actual hell, the RNC, which books could get you cancelled and more!

    20 - Quibi Is Actually French For Seeso w/Kenice Mobley

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 55:34


    Comedian, Host of the Love About Town Podcast, and Sitrick's roommate Kenice Mobley chats with us about Quibi, Laughs on Fox, what the hell Ronco actually did, a bunch of actors Sitrick has never heard of, why the production quality of the DNC sucked so much, and much more! C'mon in!

    19 - Vote Now To Decide If We Should All Be Dead w/Ben Katzner

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 64:40


    Comedian Ben Katzner stops by to talk about Laughs on Fox, the inherent unlikability of Monte Cristo sandwiches, Slipknot, Yoenis Cespedes, and how much Sitrick should shut the hell up.

    18 - Tveite Says Potempkin Is Spelled "Potemkin" w/Katie Rose Leon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 71:16


    This week: Tveite is drunk after helping his girlfriend move and takes his angry dad rage out on Sitrick and our wonderful guest, Ballin Out Super's Katie Rose Leon. Robert DeNiro is broke and the gang tries to figure out what desperate sh*t they'd love to see him do. We talk about how Portland seems pretty scary right now, huh? And there's some cyberbullying of Joe Kennedy. Another humdinger, amirite? It's David Hates David, the podcast that'll take your change to coinstar for you!

    18 - This Potempkin Village Looks Like Dogs**t w/ Andrew Durso

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 58:29


    Patriot Act writer Andrew Durso stops by to make us all do Cornholio impressions! The boys pester durso about craft non-alcoholic beer, van halen, robert smigel, and video games that are bad. It's David Hates David! Dive in!

    16 - But For Real, How Much For That Gaming Chair w/ Tim McLaughlin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 68:42


    Comedian Tim McLaughlin stops by to help Tveite bully Sitrick about his f#$king gaming chair. Tveite deletes his tweets, Sitrick makes drugs boring, there's a whole lot of talk about the internet and politics. Gotta be honest this is just sort of what's left over after I deleted all the stuff I had to delete. We recorded for four straight days. We are all changed. Get in!

    15 - No Oops, One Jeremy w/Jeremy Hammond

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 60:46


    Gather round folks for another rousing rendition of David Hates David. Ballin Out Super's Jeremy Hammond stops by and definitely doesn't say any problem words. Meanwhile, Sitrick hasn't done laundry all quarantine, Tveite hates how much Florida is Florida'ing, and the boys discuss the stupidity of new york comedy.

    14 - Protesting Stewart Copeland w/ Kath Barbadoro

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 60:36


    Friend of the show Kath Barbadoro joins us to talk about the death of standup comedy in a COVID world and Jimmy Fallon's ubiquity in NYC tinder photos while Sitrick and Tveite both decide they have coronavirus. The Brooklyn BAILOUTNYCMAY fund mentioned in the show has been so successful that they've stopped accepting donations. We suggest donating to this convenient ActBlue fundraiser that splits your donation across numerous nationwide bailout funds across the country https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bailfunds

    13 - CORAN - TEEEEEEEEN

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 62:36


    As the wavering cry of the foghorn fills the air, the taciturn former lumberjack, David Sitrick, and the grizzled lighthouse keeper, David Tveite, set foot in a secluded and perpetually grey islet off the coast of late-19th-century New England. For the following four weeks of back-breaking work and unfavourable conditions, the tight-lipped men will have no one else for company except for each other, forced to endure irritating idiosyncrasies, bottled-up resentment, and burgeoning hatred. Then, amid bad omens, a furious and unending squall maroons the pale beacon's keepers in the already inhospitable volcanic rock, paving the way for a prolonged period of feral hunger; excruciating agony; manic isolation, and horrible booze-addled visions. Now, the eerie stranglehold of insanity tightens. Is there an escape from the wall-less prison of the mind?

    12 - Saturday Night Cabin Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 76:06


    wow, we finally did a quarantine episode. Sitrick and Tveite hold up today's newspaper to prove they're not dead and talk about how they're going crazy in the middle of the world ending. There's another half-committed attempt at improv. We discuss the long lost Rocky sequel where he does math. Also threats of violence at each other! It's everything you love and nothing you hate (except Davids).

    11 - When Life Hands You Purple Ketchup

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 55:55


    Wow, 11 episodes already, where does the time go. This week Sitrick's new meds get thrown in the deep end, Tveite goes canvassing for Grandpa Bernie and irreparably breaks his brain, the boys decide what fictional character figure Bernie Sanders reminds them of, reminisce about purple ketchup, then try to do improv and it goes about how you'd expect.

    10 - A Terrible Accident At The David Factory with David Spector

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 54:45


    It's happened again folks, and the surrounding area will take thousands of years to recover. After an explosion at the Sitrick and Tveite factory the production lines started frantically churning out Spectors for reasons unknown to all. It's frankly an affront to god, but soldier on we must. Lot of obscure references in this one, idk what our deal was.

    9 - Please Don't Drown Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 57:16


    This week Sitrick gets drunk and lays on a train floor, Tveite gets his first tattoo, and the boys threaten to hurt each other quite a bit. This episode is chock full of System of a Down references for some reason.

    8 - Deval Dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 54:11


    The official podcast of the Deval Patrick campaign is back. We talk New Hampshire, Deval's support for an anarcho communist utopia, his favorite generation of pokemon, and how badly he wants to sew Tveite up in a bear costume.

    7 - Tveite Gets Knockout Gamed

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 60:03


    This week, Tveite gets punched in the mouth, the boys discuss the super bowl and try to remember the ads. There's a whole lot of shit talk in this one. Like really, a big chunk of diarrhea chat. So, be ready for that. If you're coming for Deval Patrick content we'll probably talk about it next week.

    6 - Pick a Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 48:33


    Tveite talks Stephen King adaptations, the boys discuss Worst Favorites, and Sitrick goes to a dog orgy.

    5 - The Eccentric Hundredaire

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 87:56


    Max Fine comes by to be our first guest. This episode perfectly recreates the experience of being friends with Max Fine.

    4 - You Can Hate Me Too

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 57:16


    Tveite is feeling a little down and Sitrick isn't helping; movie talk this week surrounds Star Wars, Joker, and how J.J. Abrams sucks; and finally the boys discuss what's on everybody's mind: cursing around your parents.

    3 - Try Not To Catfish Anyone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 68:19


    2020 is here and it's just as stupid as everything else! Sitrick has a weird twitter encounter with an incognito celebrity and tells a story about catfishing. Tveite makes Sitrick predict the future. Special guest appearance by Woody Harrelson*. This one's pretty good folks. *it's just both of us doing terrible impressions

    2 - Best of 2019

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 59:40


    Tveite and Sitrick look back on a big year for the podcast. Tveite continues his reign of terror as he contemplates getting his roommate banned from another social media site, and the boys discuss the new Kevin Spacey vid. Music: Intro/Outro: The Drug Budget Auld Lang Syne: The Royalty Free Kings

    1 - He Said I'm Trash

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2019 53:35


    In the first episode, Tveite feels like shit and Sitrick doxxes his extended family.

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