Disposable Worlds

The Disposable World's gang takes matters into their own hands this episode and talk about their own wild world-building ideas! Listen to the world-building masters at work as they explore a wonderful world full of muppets, zombies and space death.

Does the fear of high impact collisions keep you from doing the things you love? Are you concerned that your body isn't up to the task of performing your job(s)? Did you worry that you ate the wrong first meal during puberty and totally messed up your future sex life? Well, fret no longer as we address all of these concerns and more in episode 46 of Disposable Worlds!

Slip into a pair of your favorite shoes and hop on into our most perfect world yet, where people and shoes form an unbreakable bond, groups of people can collectively think things into existence and your age is determined by the temperature outside! In other words, a perfect paradise.

Listen as we make up for our absence over the last two weeks with arguably the single weirdest episode of Disposable Worlds yet. Which, if you're a regular listener then you know that's saying a lot. We've got flesh Gundams, Murderous tigers, a deepdive into the Pinocchio lore and some cooking tips for preparing a tasty dish of elephant trunk. Enjoy.

Join us as we explore our most exciting world yet! A world full of all our favorite things! Sibling rivalry, Danny Devito, Wario, Tetris and Communism!

'Twas the night before Christmas, you could tell by the smell, by the blood and the carnage that made it feel like hell, grab your axe and your cod-piece and prepare your best licks, for the Krampus is coming wielding Satan's guitar picks, but if you should slay him or have a hand in his death, then you'll become Krampus with blood on your breath. Merry nondenominational holiday season ya'll.

Join us as we explore where E.T. situations with kids and illegal aliens from space is an everyday occurrence, where cowboys are coming back in vogue in a big way, and there's a 50% chance that gravity will inversely effect you.

Hop aboard your weed powered spaceship, take a massive rip from your control bong and take to the stars in the perfect utopia that is the Benjamin Button World! In this world all living beings begin their lives as perfect beautiful bouncing Benjamin Button babies, at least until puberty when they get to select their appearance down to the DNA. Be a dog, a cat or even a ninja turtle and live out life as your authentic self!

Join us as we finally get to the bottom of Mary Poppins magical abilities and uncover her insidious plan to indoctrinate all the worlds children into her magical sleeper cell program. As you might have gathered, this episode is a little buckwild, but what else would you expect from a world where you belch to cast magic, your arms grow and shrink constantly and the most deadly gang in the world is The Platypuses.

Feeling lonely? Well, cover all your orifices and dive on in to a whole new world filled with nearly infinite potential sexual options as we explore a world where all living beings can crossbreed and everyone can relive one single day as many times as they wish!

Join us in an unfamiliar world where the father of the automobile, Mr. Henry Ford, used his dark black magic to cursed the world to suffer the strange fate of growing exponentially relative to how far they are away from their ghost infused cars, where your are randomly assigned both your own personal meaning to life and an object you can summon with your mind, and where ghosts roam free and need to be busted!

In the episode we explore one of the oldest and most culturally rich subsets of human civilization: The Juggalos. On The Insane Clown Planet there is no crime, no hatred and no pain, only peace, love, good times and of course Faygo as far as the eye can see!

How do you make the perfect world you ask? 3 words: Macgyver VS Predator. And maybe throw in the organization Manscouts and make the leading international industry shoes for animals just for fun.

What would happen, you ask, if all the worlds governments operated on a strict UFC based caste system, where every time a person breaks a bone they can glimpse 30 seconds into the future? And on top of that what if every painting acted like a horcrux and kept the subject alive forever until the painting was destroyed? We answer all these questions and more in episode 34 of Disposable Worlds!

In a world where puberty can change you into any random fantasy creature, you can easily catch magical STDs and potatoes are scarce, the only way to really get by is to grab the joint Carl Sagan hands you when he busts down you door and go with the flow!

Help us unravel the vast witch-based conspiracy behind the addictive nature of online streaming and join us in a world that never had to experience the pain of losing the worlds greatest movie rental franchise! Relive the past and imagine with us a better today in episode 32!

Dueling is coming back in a big way! And there's only one place that'll satisfy all your dueling weaponry and comfortable slacks needs. You guessed it; Walmart! Join us as we destroy our loved ones in fully refundable sacrificial rituals for soulbound dueling weapons in The Palace of the Damned!

Join us as we explore a world, not unlike our own. A world that heavily diverged from our path long ago in the past. A world that has never known the power and science of electricity or simple machines. An organic flesh based utopia!

Join as we explore a peaceful utopia as imagined by our divine sexually frustrated and pokemon obsessed savior, little Timmy. A world where sex isn't real, babies evolve like pokemon and you can be Beetlejuiced from out of nowhere at any freakin moment!

In a world where your temperature determines your social worth, people can absorbed by other people, and the earth isn't flat for a change, the question on everyone's lips is who would win in a fight between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dwayne Johnson?

Join us as we reach terminal velocity on the remote chance that we're one of the lucky few who can spread our flabby human arms and fly! And even if we can't, better to die in pursuit of a dream than of boredom, literally.

The whole world gets Truman Show'd by aliens for the entertainment of a galactic republic. What will you show be? A sitcom, a family drama, an action movie or a time traveling manhunt back in time to inseminate the first man? Choose wisely, your life depends on it.

Join us as we tear apart the peaceful utopia suggested by Cody’s mom and develop our most disturbing, violent and sexually confusing episode yet.

At a loss at what to do when you encounter another one of them pesky relationship ruining doppelgangers from space? We've got you covered with all the hot tips you needs to survive that very thing and any number of other similar common daily occurrences. Grab your Dinosword, curl up in a fetal position and tune in for episode 24 of Disposable Worlds!

Join us as we explore where few dare to tread, as we dive into the heavily face-painted, tightly packed oft shunned depths of the world of clowns (and mimes). And boy howdy do we ever redeem those creepy porcelain bastards! If you aren't pining for a 20 movie, hollywood backed clown and mime focused franchise by the end of this then all hope is lost.

Join us as we explore our tastiest world yet. If you thought you were pretty fond of your loved ones before, imagine how much more keen you'd be for them when as you get to know them better they become the tastiest thing you've ever enjoyed! What could go wrong?

Hate to break it to you, but our entire reality is a prison world you were sent to for crimes you committed in another reality. But it's not all bad, this world has lots of sports, beans and Christopher Lamberts!

Battle to be the last one standing in this death fueled episode as we explore a world where your limbs leave you in the night, death is a government employee and half the population has to duke it out in a no holds barred, balls to the wall, blood feast, non stop action packed Megathunderdome

The world. What is it? Where did come from? What manner of mutant reptilian creatures are supporting it? Why is its only restaurant Pizza Hut? Join us as we explore the answers to these important questions and many more on this episode of Disposable Worlds!

We get deep on this one as we discuss Jesus, the Vietnam War, space, government adversity youth programs and the ever lurking eyes of big brother and sister.

Dive into a world with only a set amount of happiness that is shared among all its inhabitants. A world where everyone has super strong bonds with their fathers. And most importantly, a world full of time traveling teen cops.

Imagine living in a world where you'll explode if you don't happen to adhere to an arbitrary set of rules you probably don't even know. A world where entertainment is personalized by an artificial intelligence and infinite. A world where anything is possible so long as you don't explode.

You're not gonna want to drop your guard, not even for an instant in a world where the elderly corrupt and go on perfectly legal killing sprees dressed to the nines. Part Chronicles of Riddick, The Devil Wears Prada and The Happening, you're not going to want to miss out on our most action packed episode yet! Now suit up and join us in the geriatric arena!

Join us as we "get a little weird", explore the deeper meaning behind take your kids to work day, and have a serious scientific dialogue about human evolution... if humans were pokemans.

It's the year 2049 and a murderer is on the loose. To catch this criminal two unlikely heroes must team up and do some good old fashioned detective work. Dwayne Johnson and Thomas the Tank Engine star in Murder on the WWE Express, featuring special guest star Ben Burghart of the Burghart Brothers.

We put horror on trial in this episode of Disposable Worlds as we push the boundaries on what it means to be truly spooky. Try not to get scared too hard!

Form a powerful psychic bond with a chosen animal, uncover the worlds greatest secret joke and raise the most powerful succulent in this episode of Disposable Worlds!

Everyone is Bill Murray in this death-filled episode as we imagine a world where everyone on earth has time kill themselves every day lest they die forever.

Join us as we, and our first guest moderator Jim, explore a world where the ultimate display of affection involves combining both body and soul by touching butts!

Explore your new favorite equestrian planet, overflowing with Tom Cruises, incompetent space pirates and the ham-fisted justice of the world's only surviving cop.

We uncover the truth of The Duck Tales theme song and it's connection to the world's best kept secret about the werewolf status of all dads.

The apocalypse has arrived and society as we know it has fled to the sky. Follow John Candy on his ambitious quest to activate all the plot devices and build the ultimate story.

Learn a little and laugh a lot with your favorite four weirdos as they explore a post apocalyptic, lava filled world and the talking toys that inhabit it.

Use your latent, unconscious magical abilities to imagine a world filled with secret wizards, snow-melt oracles and ornery divine geese.

Explore the meaning of life and the even deeper meaning of tuba playing, tornado mud wrestling, butt dinosaur riding cowboys as we create and dispose of another world.

Join us on our second adventure in world building as we explore a civilization that thrives on suffering, ice and fire.

Welcome to Disposable Worlds, the new greatest show ever. Join us as we search the infinite dimensions for the perfect world. In this show we'll discuss various world building approaches and philosophies as well as make our very own worlds based on concepts sourced directly from you, our listeners.