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What would Christmas be without family? Heaven, according to your favourite nans. Edith Vale, Maureen McGillicuddy and Caroline Springs are back for their final episode of the year. It's a Christmas special! Who knows if they'll be around for next years Christmas so they're sharing their festive memories, passing on some cooking tips for the big day and helping those in need of advice. Don't forget to rate, review and share with all your buddies.

Bad news – they made it through another week! The girls ae back with another fabulous episode of Granny Bingo Wireless. Edith has been watching a lot of reality TV, Maureen has blacklisted Coles New World and Caroline has been a very naughty girl.

The gals are living out of a suitcase! Edith shares some fond memories of their trip to Strawberry Fields Festival last weekend, Maureen is looking forward to their trip to Sydney in a few weeks and Caroline has been busy with her Tamagotchi. Agony grans is back with some particularly annoying corespondents.

Maureen's on a weight loss journey. Edith seems to have a personal issue with Troye Sivan. And WHERE is Caroline?? Join the girls for another hilarious episode of Granny Bingo Wireless.

The grannies are back with their hilarious podcast for the first time in years! Maureen has a gripe with maccas, Caroline's developed a taste for a very rare animal and Edith is sad to see a certain politician leave office. PLUS the girls bring back the crowd favourite segment Agony Grans. Like, share, subscribe, revolt! Granny Bingo Wireless is back for 6 weeks.

Edith has declared this episode a COVID-free zone. The ladies reminisce on their favourite Olympic memories, Caroline is looking into becoming the mascot for the 2032 Games in Brisbane and Maureen interviews an old friend who isn't very nice to Edith. Grab a ticket to Granny Bingo's Sixth Birthday on August 2nd here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/13642 And you can get tickets to the return season of An Intimate Evening With Granny Bingo on August 5th & 6th here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/11791

After several months off Edith Vale, Maureen McGillicuddy and Caroline Springs make a reluctant return to the world of podcasting.

Edith, Maureen and Caroline have survived another lockdown in Melbourne, and were first in line to get their immunisation. Maureen is auditioning for a top secret reality TV show and Edith is staying with her Grandson. Another jam packed episode! Don’t forget you can support the podcast and score some cool digital rewards at www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo And grab tickets to Granny Bingo here: www.comedyrepublic.com.au

There’s been a murder at the Areola Gardens Nursing Home. Edith Vale has been listening to some true crime podcasts and has decided to take the case on herself and uncover the truth behind Nancy Clutterbuck’s death. Was it an opportunistic family member? Was the evil nursing home matron? Or perhaps… it was someone closer to Edith? Grab a ticket to Granny Bingo here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/sales/sales?ev=6013,6033&ismenuhide=true And support the podcast and score cool rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/grannybingo

It's the start of a new year, and Maureen plans on spending it perfecting her rather unusual new hobby. Caroline has been travelling around Australia and Edith has some words of advice to some parents in Agony Grans. Don’t forget you can support the podcast and score some cool digital rewards at www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo And grab tickets to Granny Bingo here: www.comedyrepublic.com.au Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan

What beautiful messages and gifts you all give... or are they? Edith and Maureen have a very special Christmas gift for you. Enjoying our new song "The Whole Christmas Thing" which we're sure is going to be on Carols by Candlelight next year.

Ho Ho Ho! Well this is the final episode of 2020 kiddies. We are truly blessed to have you all be part of our little podcast. Happy Holidays! Maureen and Edith give you their top Christmas tips for an enjoyable and argument free Christmas Day. The ladies answer some very Christmassy Agony Grans and Maureen shares the worst Christmas present she has ever received. 'Granny Bingo Wireless - Christmas Grannies' is presented by Thomas Jaspers and Kyle Minall. The opening theme: 'Sugar Hope' is used with permission from the artist, Jude Perl. FairyTale Waltz by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100232 Jingle Bells 7 by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We’re interrupting your usual broadcast to bring you 87.2 3XL Radio’s coverage of the 2020 Country Ladies Association Melbourne Inner City Sub Branch Presidential Election! Incumbent President Maureen McGillicuddy has run a fierce campaiogn against her rival Beryl Beltbuckle, but has she done enough to retain her seat? The polls have them neck and neck in what has turned into a vicious election season. Join our live coverage with your hosts Mick & Davo, election analyst Jerry Mander and political correspondent Ivana Zjerkhoff for all the updates as they come to hand. Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Get a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/3025

Melbourne’s lockdown restrictions have started to ease, and Edith & Maureen are singing the praises of the State Premier Dan Andrews. Plus; Maureen sings, someone has been shopping and an old friend writes in to Agony Grans. Support the podcast here: https://www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Get a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/2326

Edith Vale, Maureen McGillicuddy and Caroline Springs are shocked to discover that Gladys Berejiklian has quite the dark side. Plus! Maureen does her first weather update, Edith gives some advise to a woman who is losing her father to dementia and the girls reminisce on a Country Women’s Association trip to the Great Barrier Reef. Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/2326 Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist

In this bonus mini episode of Granny Bingo Wireless, Edith gives Maureen a call while she is at the shops. Grab a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/1330

Maureen has stumbled upon some online blogs which explain some of the weird things that have been going on in the world lately. Edith is preparing for her birthday. Caroline is asleep. It’s all happening in this week’s episode of Granny Bingo Wireless! *WARNING: This weeks episode of Granny Bingo Wireless may contain the worst Julia Gillard impersonation you have ever heard* Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/1330 Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist

Well, well! A lot has happened since our last episode... Maureen, Edith & Caroline discuss all the important topics like Victoria’s road map out of lock down, the NSW Koala spill, Pauline Hanson’s stubby-holder-gate and the end of The Kardashians. Plus! Due to a very recent complaint, the girls give up some air time to Melbourne drag icon (and Talking Poofy alumni) Prue Lapse! Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: www.comedyrepublic.com.au Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist

This episode is coming to you from 30 years into the future! The girls reminisce on their 120 year long lives, dish out some advice to listeners dealing with the struggles of modern life in 2050 and Caroline Springs talks for the first time! Plus! Edith and Maureen let you in on a secret; just how have they lived for so long? Support the podcast (for your access to the exclusive 33million seat Granny Bingo Live show in 2050) here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online (on October 5th, 30 years ago) here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/1330

In this week’s episode Maureen, Edith and Caroline are being pestered by their old friend Kerri-Anne Kennerley who wants to join the podcast. The girls flick through the newspaper to keep up to date on current topics, Edith brings back her thrilling segment ‘Edith Checks Her Voicemails’ and the girls dish out some advice to a mother who has discovered her son got a tattoo without her knowledge. A big thankyou to this week’s sponsors; Australia’s Funniest Home Video Shows and Julie Andrews. Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/1330 Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan with additional voices by Brad Donovan. Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist

In this week’s episode, Edith and Maureen have joined the growing number of anti-maskers. Inspired by her hero ‘Bunnings Karen’, Edith decides to go viral by recording herself shopping at Woolworths whilst not wearing a mask. Caroline Springs brings back her segment ‘Channel Surfing With Caroline Springs’ and the girls dish out some questionable advice to a fellow octogenarian who is having trouble with her lemon tree in Agony Grans. Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: www.trybooking.com/BKKVW Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist

THE GRANNIES ARE FURIOUS! The COVID-19 rates aren’t dropping and it’s YOUR fault. And Edith, Maureen and Caroline are going to belt you around the ears for it in this episode. Plus! Maureen taps into her spiritual self with returning segment Mystic Maureen, the girls dish out some more words of advice in agony grans and they catch up with their mate and fellow comedian Tom Ballard in Celebrity Cheer Up. Behave yourselves until next week please. Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: www.trybooking.com/BKKVW Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist

What a busy week it has been! Edith and Maureen both got arrested in separate incidents but ended up in neighbouring cells, only to have their identity stolen. But that won’t stop them from caring for their fellow man – this week’s episode is all about community. The girls have created a virtual community notice board, they dish out some words of advice in Agony Grans and they are trying to recruit new members for the Country Ladies Association. This week’s episode comes with apologies to celebrity chef Ian Hewitson – if he is still alive. Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: www.trybooking.com/BKKVW Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist

Chairman Dan has decreed that Melbourne is to spend another six weeks in lockdown so Maureen McGillicuddy, Edith Vale and Caroline Spring are back for Season 3 of Granny Bingo Wireless! The girls have been SO busy over the last week, and they can’t wait to tell you about it. Plus; there’s a thrilling in depth interview with Lionel Jatz who is an expert on the Eastern Flat Chested Yellow Wren. Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: https://www.trybooking.com/BKKVW Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist

Catch the Granny Bingo Wireless gals before they go on their two week break! Maureen tells of the political branch stacking scandal that has gripped the Country Ladies Association and Caroline Springs has been busy trying to hack into the federal government’s data base. Maggie Smith is back with some more of her erotic fan fiction, the girls give some advice to a poor, suffering property owner in Agony Grans and Caroline returns for the second instalment of her new segment; Channel Surfing With Caroline Springs. We’ll be back in a few weeks but in the meantime, please remember to like, share, subscribe and review the show! Support the podcast here: www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist.

Edith, Maureen and Caroline debate whether or not they should leave their bunker now that the COVID-19 restrictions are being relaxed… but could that spell the end of the Granny Bingo Wireless podcast? Plus! Caroline has her very own brand new segment, the girls dish out some advice in Agony Grans and Beryl Beltbuckle is back with some more budget baking tips. Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: www.trybooking.com/BJQBY Support the podcast here: www.patreon.copm/GrannyBingo Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist.

The girls are back after a week off and they have a lot to cover! Edith has had to go to drastic measures to stop the Premier of Victoria from constantly harassing her and Maureen has organised a very special message from HM Queen Elizabeth II in celebration of The Queen’s Birthday public holiday. Plus! The girls bring back one of their favourite old segments where they read through the death notices and have a gossip. It’s called ‘Oh-bitch!-uaries’. And as if that wasn’t enough - there’s even a musical number! Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: www.trybooking.com/BJQBY Support the podcast here: www.patreon.copm/GrannyBingo Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan ‘I Hope That Your Die First’ written by Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist.

Sadly, there's no episode of Granny Bingo Wireless today, but Edith & Maureen didn't want to leave you empty handed so they have put together a rather special treat for you. Enjoy.

In today’s episode Edith will be pushing the envelope with her new segment ‘Accents That You Aren’t Allowed To Do Any More’ while Maureen reveals her spiritual powers in ‘Mystic Mauz’. The girls also discuss a decades old love triangle with British war hero Captain Tom, Caroline tests out some anti malaria treatments and Maggie Smith does a special reading of some of her own, original work. Plus! The girls are shocked to discover they have a rival podcast based in Sydney. Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: www.trybooking.com/BJQBY Support the podcast here: www.patreon.copm/GrannyBingo Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist.

Edith, Maureen & Caroline have been partaking in a new online fitness regime… but it hasn’t gone according to plan. They have also invited Peter & Paul from Daylesford to do a weather report from the Granny Bingo Chopper, give some advice to a listener who is experiencing anxiety and call their friend Myf Warhurst in one of their favourite segments; Celebrity Cheer Up. Buy a ticket to Granny Bingo Online here: https://www.trybooking.com/BJQBY Support the podcast here: www.patreon.copm/GrannyBingo Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Special Guest: Myf Warhurst Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist.

Edith, Maureen and Caroline are back for a Mother's Day special! The girls delve into their own relationship with their children, Maureen orders a mothers day luncheon, Edith gives a political update and Maggie Smith drops in. Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Additional voices by: Mel Buttle Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist.

The girls have had a brush with the law after forming a vigilante gang and patrolling the streets, looking for people who are not obeying lock down laws. Maureen delves into her shell collection. Edith checks her voicemails. And Beryl Beltbuckle is back for another instalment of Beryl’s Budget Baking. It’s a jam-packed episode! You can donate to the Granny Bingo Wireless patreon at patreon.com/GrannyBingo (absolutely none of your money will go to the installation of an authentic 1999 Time Zone laser force dark room nor any pending law suits that members of the podcast may or may not be involved in). Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Additional voices by: Bradley Donovan Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission from the artist.

Edith & Maureen have been at each other’s throats, so they decided to write a song about their gripes. Listen to their brand new single ‘In Self Isolation’ in this episode! Also in this episode; Caroline is suing Donald Trump, the girls cross live to the Prime Minister’s press conference, Edith reminisces on her hippie days back in Adelaide and Maureen gets fizzy knickers when they talk to their special guest; Channel 9 News host Peter Hitchener! Don’t forget you can support the podcast and score some cool digital rewards at www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Additional voices by Stefano Prisco Penna, Stephen Tsaketas & Bradley Donovan Special guest: Peter Hitchener ‘In Self Isolation’ written by Scott Brennan, performed by Granny Bingo with Jude Perl Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission by the artist.

The ever-fabulous Rhonda Burchmore joins the grannies in the fourth episode of season 2. Edith and Maureen answer your Agony Gran questions and help a conflicted 13 year old through a tough situation. Maureen has cleaned the fridge to keep herself busy, but got lost in a YouTube hole and is now a big ASMR star. This episode was edited by Caroline Springs after recently graduating from the Triple M school of Podcast Editing. Edith Vale: Thomas Jaspers Maureen McGillicuddy: Kyle Minall Caroline Springs: Scott Brennan Special celebrity guest: Rhonda Burchmore Theme song by Jude Perl, used with permission from Jude.

The Granny Bingo gals are back with another wonderful episode of Granny Bingo Wireless! Caroline Springs has done a podcast editing course at Triple M and Edith and Maureen have been staving off the blues in isolation by watching some David Attenborough documentaries. The girls welcome back an old Granny Bingo Wireless regular; Beryl Beltbucke with a brand new segment called Beryl’s Budget Baking, they share some pearls of wisdom in Agony Grans and catch up with their mate Dolly Diamond in Celebrity Cheer Up. Don’t forget you can support the podcast and score some cool digital rewards at www.patreon.com/GrannyBingo Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan Additional voices by Stefano Prisco Penna Special guest: Dolly Diamond Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission by the artist.

Melbourne’s nastiest nannas are back for another fabulous episode of Granny Bingo Wireless! Cabin fever is getting to the girls, but they wont let that stop them from being creative with new segments. You wont believe what happens when Maureen hosts her new segment ‘Maureen Takes The Bins Out’ and we get an insight into Edith’s personal life in her new segment ‘Edith Checks Her Voicemail Messages’. The girls also give some more pearls of wisdom in Agony Grans and catch up with one of their best mates Joel Creasey in 'Celebrity Cheer Up'. Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan With additional voices by Bradley Donovan, Kirsty Webeck, Nikki Brumen and Stefano Prisco Penna Special guest: Joel Creasey Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission by the artist.

Welcome back to Granny Bingo Wireless for the first episode of season two! We’re coming to you LIVE from the Granny Bingo Bunker for some COVID-19 specials. Edith has had an unusual trip to the supermarket, Maureen has some interesting theories on how the disease started, the girls give some life advice in their favourite segment ‘Agony Grans’ and they chat to comedian Cal Wilson in their new segment ‘Celebrity Cheer Up’. Presented by Thomas Jaspers, Kyle Minall & Scott Brennan With additional voices by Bradley Donovan Special guest: Cal Wilson Theme tune: ‘SugarHope’ by Jude Perl. Used with permission by the artist.

To all our lovely Granny chasers, here's a special message from Maureen to you. Xx

They may have missed a week, but you'll be relieved to know Edith and Maureen are back with a LITERAL vengeance! Get ready for some disturbingly accurate impersonations, find out the latest hellish destination they've dispatched dear, sweet Beryl Beltbuckle to for their own amusement, and discover what happened when the Queen bumped into the Grannies at Towoomba back in the mid 1950s - HINT: it involved a tuck shop, a cup of tea, an illegal game of TwoUp, some cross dressing, a disastrous haircut, an unexpected trip to Africa and that (very!) dumb mute Caroline unexpectedly stepping in to save the day. Seriously, who'd have thunk it?! Oh ... and what was that about chicken nuggets?

Ever wondered about the origins of the popular term Slay Queen Yass Slay? Well wonder no more, as Edith and Maureen shed some much needed light on the situation. Let the grannies bend your ears about topics as diverse as music festivals to the nursing home gang sub-culture (it's an actual thing, apparently!) Dust off your knitting needles, grab yourself a cuppa' and get settled in as your favourite badly-behaved OAPs answer all your questions on everything from how to find a husband, to their unlikely hip hop and hard rock idols. Oh, and make sure you say hello to that (very!) dumb mute Caroline. In fact, you can say whatever you like to her. She won’t answer back, because she can't.

Hear the grannies rant on everything from plastic bags to boom gates, not to mention that handsome devil Donald Trump’s tea with Her Maj. Find out what that (very!) dumb mute Caroline did to get herself arrested, join the grannies as they undertake their first (and probably last) phone-in quiz, and find out which godforsaken corner of the earth they’ve dispatched poor Beryl Beltbuckle to this week. It’s time for your weekly fix of Edith and Maureen … because if it doesn’t hurt a bit, is is even fun?

From baking quandaries to time travel, today the grannies answer even more of your burning questions. Stay woke as they keep you up-to-date with everything from what to watch during your next Netflix and chill session, to the dastardly antics of Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews, and handsome devil Donald Trump’s planned space force. It’s time to get reacquainted with Edith and Maureen … and, of course, that (very) dumb mute Caroline.

Hear the grannies answer your questions and offer their questionable tips on underwear stains, extra-marital affairs and more. They also share their non-PC opinions about everything from marriage equality to Jurassic World and Australia's infamous defecating jogger, while having an absolute HOOT reading the week’s obituaries. Come on in and say hello to Edith and Maureen (and that dumb mute Caroline) … if you dare!!