Horror Vomit

Hey, it's a sci-fi action movie with a solid horror premise. It's been done and done successfully. This isn't one of those. This one stinks.

This week we complain about a good movie simply because it exists. 

We love you Bill Paxton. 

It's a rootin'-tootin' look into depression and mental anguish in the Austria of yesteryear. Good times ahead. 

We love you Rutger Hauer, but this movie isn't good. In fact, it's bad. Infuriatingly bad at times. 

It ain't good. We wanted it to be, but it ain't. Sorry.

It's a 1985 Tobe Hooper space vampire flick. So yeah, it's a glorious turd. The kind you make your friends look at.

It's fine. We could have used a lot more or a lot less, but it's fine. 

Maybe the best movie we've ever talked about. It should probably be on "all-time best" lists, but, ya know, horror movie directed by a Mexican woman... Unbelievable film, though. 

A film that draws a very clear distinction between the two questions: Is it good? and Did I like it? Very, very well done film.

Immediately became one of our favorite films of all-time. Absolutely incredible. 100 out of 100 vampire puppets. You all know about the puppet scale, right?

To be reductive, it's Found Footage Evil Dead. To be specific, it's a modern triumph of horror from a hugely creative and talented wife/husband duo. It proves that millions of dollars are no substitute for raw talent.

Germans... What are ya gonna do? Can't live with 'em, can't commit unspeakable acts of murder without 'em. 

Now this is a giallo! Early example of why Mario Bava is considered one of the most influential horror filmmakers of all time. All-time classic, and for good reason.

Big ol' meh to this classic giallo. It has it's moments, but overall we were booooored as heck.

Holy smokes!!!

Happy New Year! This movie still sucks.

Found footage... From space!!! It's silly, but we like it a whole lot.

Wanna hear us argue over a movie we both liked! You got it! Good flick though.

I mean, it's Copycat. It rules. A true shining gem of the psychological thriller genre.

We're going back to Uncle Larry and Glass Eye Pix this week. While it may not be an action packed scare-a-thon, this simple yet effective story really got us. It's pretty dang good, y'all.

Fulci and Halloween go together like chocolate and a gate to Hell in a Louisiana hotel basement. Yep.

We've been bamboozled! We were supposed to like this!

Again proving that Joko Anwar is one of our favorite working directors. 

More like a Goodity. 

Stacy Keach, Pam Grier, and Malcolm McDowell star in this absolutely wonderful tale of cyborg teachers, and the gangs of students they cannot wait to murder. Great movie.

If you're into practical FX that rule the school, then have we got good news for you! If you're into a good story that will keep you engaged, then we have some bad news for you...

It's classics week here on the ol' HV, and we're talking about the horror debut of one Mario Bava! You can practically hear our flesh sizzling with delight.

Is it a nature spirit? Or is it just weirdos eating drugs in the woods? Pretty neat movie either way. Not our favorite Ben Wheatley, but it's still pretty good.

Bad f*cking ass horror flick out of Africa! We absolutely loved it. More of this. More of this forever.

A criminally underrated 80's monster flick. It scratches all the spooky itches.

Jesus Jennifer Christ... This movie stinks. 

Hats off to a found footage horror film that is far better than it has any right to be. Cool little flick. Check it out!

It's not gonna blow you away, but it's a solid little film. The Cronenberg dynasty continues!

A delightful comedy about a tragically inept home invader who makes (mostly) ineffective man traps. It's not good.

A fresh faced Sam Neill AND a frothy miscarriage! Perfect!

New movie spoiler warning!!! Oz Perkins did it again. Fantastic film.

Oh man. It's a Neil Marshall. Completely unhinged at every turn.

Holy crap! What a real hidden gem from Ireland, made in a time when horror wasn't exactly great. Fantastic film. It even stars Mr. Possum. What's not to love.

A Chuck Norris horror movie!? It must be Christmas in July!

Really underrated horror gem. It could just be our love of Cushing and Lee, but this one really got us.

Classic westerns!? Why that's right up our alley, dude.

One of the more interesting films we've talked about in quite a while. We really liked it, for the most part.

It's a 70's haunted house flick. Is it good? Not really. Not really at all.

Pretty darn good werewolf flick. Nothing that'll change your life, just a solidly written and tremendously acted film.

We all knew this was coming...

You can't go wrong with Aunt Barb and Uncle Larry. Great film, and definitely a filmmaker to watch out for.

This week we're talking about a Sci-fi horror underground classic! A film that, despite it's faults, still rules after almost 30 years.

It's like a late night show, but with The Devil. See, it lives up to it's title.

We rarely talk about anthology films, but this one was too good to pass up. Excellent film. 

Garbage movie. Hideous in almost every way possible. Sorry, Bruce...