If I Ran the Oscars

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Starting in 1953, the first year the Oscars were broadcast on television, we randomly select a merit award category winner, watch the film, then talk about why it won that award. But that's not all, this is our Oscars! We also randomly select three other categories, and decide if that film could have won those awards as well.

Daniel Blees


    • Jun 5, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    2022: Dune

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 36:07


    A spice-y movie.

    2021: Mank

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 25:45


    Citizen Kane, this ain't. But it's about Citizen Kane, so it's not bad.

    2020: Joker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 30:02


    Most superhero movies are good superhero movies, but bad movies. This one is not a good superhero movie, but is a good movie.

    2019: Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 24:54


    I could nerd out about how to use animation to tell stories for twice as long.

    2018: The Shape of Water

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 28:04


    Doug Jones and Del Toro, you've done it again.

    2017: Fences

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2022 23:23


    On the one hand, it's pretty clear that this was based on a play. On the other hand, it's a dang good play.

    2016: The Revenant

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 21:25


    The long edits are back, and with bonus BEAR AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S A BEAR!

    2015: Birdman

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 27:53


    Hey, did you know that you can make movies with long takes? Did Gravity not convince you? Have I got a movie for you.

    2014: Gravity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 29:53


    A film by a great director, which changed the way movies are made for years to come, but you can tell it was written by the director and he desperately needed an editor. Not to be confused with Avatar, the film by a great director, which changed...hey, wait a minute!

    2013: Lincoln

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 40:45


    Daniel Day Lewis, you've done it again!

    2012: The Artist

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 26:22


    Black and white? Silent film? What year is it?

    2011: The Fighter

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 24:22


    Wow, Christian Bale, you crazy.

    2010: Avatar

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 28:08


    Maybe we'll watch the sequel one day.

    2009: The Duchess

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 27:28


    They somehow made Ralph Fiennes more creepy. How did they do that?

    2008: Bourne Ultimatum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 25:58


    Not the best three-quel we've ever watched.

    2007: Babel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2022 32:47


    A movie where no one wins, everything is sadness, and the acting is really really good.

    2006: Syriana

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2021 26:46


    Not quite as good as the last movie with multiple overlapping storylines, sadly.

    2005: The Incredibles

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2021 21:47


    It's about time we watch a Pixar movie.

    2004: Return of the King

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 36:26


    We watched the short version, so only 3.5 hours. A nice relaxing watch.

    2003: Road to Perdition

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 29:22


    Tom Hanks is...a bad guy? Gasp.

    2002: A Beautiful Mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 39:48


    This is a good movie, and I will not do you the disservice to make any joke about the plot here, because those jokes could spoil it for you.

    2001: Traffic

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 29:15


    Color is important.

    2000: Topsy Turvy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 29:11


    Gilbert, and also Sullivan? Andy Serkis actually on screen? Yes please.

    1999: Saving Private Ryan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 40:02


    1998: Titanic

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 30:45


    NeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarI poooooooooooooped in your caaaaaaaaaaar.But seriously, this thing is a filmmaking masterpiece, either for the story that made people go nuts when it came out, or the insane levels of models and sets made.

    1997: Fargo

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 31:38


    Hey, you wanna get some Old Dutch chips and watch some Fargo?Yeah.Oh yeah?Yeah.

    1996: Sense and Sensibility

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 26:21


    A good movie, but would have been better with zombies.

    1995: Ed Wood

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 32:01


    A movie, faithfully recreating terrible movies. It's impressive how bad it looks.

    1994: Jurrasic Park

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 34:36


    Melodica Jurassic Park song

    1993: Unforgiven

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2021 31:18


    Old men with guns. It's kinda good.

    1992: Beauty and the Beast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 32:04


    An animated movie! And one that's completely animated, not just Roger Rabbit. A shame this one isn't as good as Roger Rabbit.

    1991: Dances With Wolves

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 37:59


    From this point on, every Native American actor we see in a movie will probably also have been in this movie.

    1990: Dead Poets Society

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 31:00


    This is some good Robin Williams.

    1989: Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 33:44


    Daniel nerds out about classic animation for an entire podcast.

    1988: The Last Emperor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 25:02


    Get some good history up in there.

    1987: A Room With a View

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 23:32


    Helena Bonham Carter, before Johnny Depp.

    1986: Prizzi's Honor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 23:08


    Starring a man who sounds like he plays golf.

    1985: Purple Rain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 27:40


    A hometown hero, in a questionable movie with really good pop music.

    1984: The Right Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 23:44


    Dad, are you space?

    1983: Gandhi

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 28:06


    Turns out, biopics tend to be good movies.

    1982: Chariots of Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 29:46


    This is where that song, with people running on the beach, that one? This is the movie that song is from.It's good for other things, but it also did that.

    1981: Tess

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 28:40


    Follow the adventures of Sexual Assault Man!

    1980: Norma Rae

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 23:12


    We manage to watch a movie about unionizing without editorializing about current events. Good job, us.

    1979: Coming Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 32:59


    It's apparently still the era for commenting on the Vietnam War. Also, wow, Jon Voight is unrecognizable as a young man.

    1977: Rocky

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 30:04


    Yo, Adrian!

    1976: The Sunshine Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 24:53


    This movie is funny. And not because of jokes at people's expense, or anything like that. It's vaudeville, it's clean, it's simple, and it's just silly.

    1975: The Great Gatsby

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 31:19


    Casual chauvinism and great costumes.

    1974: The Way We Were

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 27:10


    Communists!

    1973: Cabaret

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 32:32


    A surprisingly low amount of sexy times, based on the title.

    1972: Klute

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 26:14


    Jane Fonda is naked. It's...not the only thing that happens in the movie, but it's not exactly a barnburner of a film.

    1971: Patton

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 31:35


    The payoff of having Grandpa on the podcast.

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