Maestro Movie Podcast w/ Friends

Dewey Riley: Do you have a gun? Sidney Prescott: I'm Sidney fucking Prescott, of course I have a gun

Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't fuck with the original!

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Dewey: The killer called her. Mark: When? Gale: What'd he say? Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Randy: [from the trailer] The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate. Carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead.

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu: I'll be right back. [crowd cheers] Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Jareth: You remind me of the babe. Goblin: What babe? Jareth: The babe with the power. Goblin: What power? Jareth: The power of voodoo. Goblin: Who do? Jareth: You do. Goblin: Do what? Jareth: Remind me of the babe.

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Tyler Durden: [42:50] Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Agent Burns: They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags?

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Donna: So tell me, what do you feel? Rowdy Abilene: One man's dream is another man's lunch. Donna: You son of a bitch!

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Polly Perkins: [after Joe wouldn't let her go back to get her case of film that was in cave that was about to explode] You should've let me go back for my film. Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan: You're right, I should've.

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Amsterdam Vallon: It's a funny feeling being taken under the wing of a dragon. It's warmer than you'd think.

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

The Emperor: For the space of three minutes, every molecule on this planet will be immobilized. But after the third minute, the green ray loses it's power. Time will flow once more and everything will explode. Simon: Three minutes are enough, father.

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Scientist: We had such potential. Such promise. But we squandered our gifts, our intelligence. Our blind pursuit of technology only sped us quicker to our doom. Our world is ending. But life must go on.

New format! We talk the news of the time (at least as much as we can remember), and what we watched.

Kiina: You jerk! We thought... [hugs Berix] Kiina: Don't ever do that again. [hugs him tighter] Berix: [suffering] I liked it better when you hated me. You can let go now.

Sidorak: The final blow is yours, Roodaka. [Roodaka leaves] Sidorak: Where are you going? Finish him! Roodaka: You do it. Sidorak: But I can't defeat him myself! Roodaka: I know. Sidorak: [fearfully] Roodaka...? [Keetongu rises above him] Sidorak: No, no! No! [Sidorak gets smashed to death by Keetongu]

Whenua: [grunts in frustration] That was a complete waste of time! Lhikan: Without self-discovery, you will never find your destiny. This is every Toa's duty to the Great Spirit. Whenua: This whole thing is a load of doody if you ask me.

Takua: Jaller, give me the mask! We both know that I'm the true herald! Jaller: Are you sure? Even now? Takua: Yes, Jaller! I am the herald! [Rahkshi attack from behind] Takua: And I say... RUN!

Once again, there's no interesting or funny quote from this one on IMDB, So today's message is this: You should be like Mai, but don't do what she did. It was mean.

Okay, so there aren't any quotes on IMDB for this one the put here, so I'm going to just recommend that everyone watch the sequel. We HIGHLY recommend it.

Adam: What are your qualifications? Beetlejuice: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Bob Porter: Don't... don't care? Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now. Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon? Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses. Bob Slydell: Eight? Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

The Kid: Is it always that rough? Pinky: Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to, let's say major turbulence. The Kid: What's he mean? John Grimm: He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another. Pinky: Call it a scientific miscalculation.

Abdul: I used to be happy before I came here. I used to cry myself to sleep every night, but now-but now I don't have any tears left. Helga: Brilliant! [Helga and Boris clap]

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Alsatia Zevo: I'm very disappointed that you never once had an applesauce sandwich on your menu. Joe at Cafeteria: Applesauce? Miss Zevo, the sandwich will get all soggy Alsatia Zevo: Oh, I don't mind. Joe at Cafeteria: I make you one tomorrow, okay? Alsatia Zevo: Okay, thank you very much. I'll just go ahead and have the mayonnaise sandwich again today, then.

Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! Ash: [aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

Shelly: [about Cheryl] Why does she keep making those horrible noises? Ash: I don't know! Shelly: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For God's sake, what happened to her eyes?

Travis: [from trailer] What if somebody stops us? Harrison: [from trailer] We'll just say we're cops

Pinocchio: Let's go, Tybalt! Great adventures await! Skidee, skidee, skidee!

Mrs. Bennet: I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished society. Don't you agree, Mr. Darcy? Mr. Darcy: No, every savage can dance. Why, I imagine that even zombies can do it to some degree of success.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Ferdy: Look, I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda. Linda: It's not you, Ferdy. I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.

Molly: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules. Amy: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs. Molly: Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library. Amy: Name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple of rules. Molly: Picasso. Amy: He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule. Molly: Rosa Parks. Amy: Name another one. Molly: Susan B. Anthony. Amy: God dammit.

Jimmy Dugan: Taking a little day trip? Dottie Hinson: No, Bob and I are driving home. To Oregon. Jimmy Dugan: [long pause] You know, I really thought you were a ballplayer. Dottie Hinson: Well, you were wrong. Jimmy Dugan: Was I? Dottie Hinson: Yeah. It is only a game, Jimmy. It's only a game, and, and, I don't need this. I have Bob; I don't need this. At all. Jimmy Dugan: I, I gave away five years at the end my career, drinking. Five years. And now there isn't anything I wouldn't give to get back any one day of it. Dottie Hinson: Well, we're different. Jimmy Dugan: This is chickenshit, Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, I'm in no position to tell anyone how to live. But sneaking out like this, quitting, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that. Dottie Hinson: It just got too hard. Jimmy Dugan: It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great.

Edward Malus: [38:16] You little liars. Rowan Woodward IS your classmate, isn't she? ISN'T SHE? That is HER desk! And you're the biggest liar of them all. I am warning you, you tell me another and I'll arrest you myself. That is a promise, MISS... Sister Rose: Rose, SISTER Rose. Edward Malus: Of course, another plant! Rose!

Ives: If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you, but the question is, if I die, what are you going to do? Bon appétit... Eat or die.

April O'Neill: I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time. Leonardo: An apartment? Michaelangelo: Do they have apartments in Japan? Raphael: Do I look like a real estate agent? Leonardo: What about condos?