Mostly Fabulous Podcast

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After forgetting that they had a podcast last week, Schmidt and Brown are back with a brand new rack - in the Medieval torture sense of course. Expect some seriously gruesome gossip dark ages style, even more sexy ageing car mechanics and songs of praise. #sorrynotsorry Jesus.

This week Schmidt and Brown talk more shit after a scatty start. It's scary ass Bees, surprise health visitors, doorbells galore - it's a blaady nightmare but worth it to deliver some insightful updates re the pronunciation of the word almond.

This week's episode of Mostly fabulous is all about celebrating: celebrating chicken kievs, shaving your noonie, being a Witch, being a Jew, standing up for yourself in front of loser men, not shitting yourself in front of families in the park and of course, the ever hilarious prank call. Join Schmidt and Brown as they say a very sad goodbye and RIP to the Peugeot 206 who's finally conked the fuck out, as well as Schmidt's first magic mushroom micro-dosing experience. Do you split the bill? Do you shave your balls? Wanna sponsor us? It's Episode 5.

This week Schmidt and Brown fill your ears with fluffy cauliflowers and stories of shitting yourself in a wig. Don't forget where you parked your car or to trim your balls on the regular. Life is more than just a rollercoaster, it's a series of eating yogurt based snacks and waiting to die in a stupid ass way.

Ep 3, do a big wee! This week, Schmidt and Brown break and reach the fuck out with some intense yoghurt, roller coaster and belly button chat. Wanna share your all time fav roller coaster with us? Perhaps you've had your own dating dilemma whilst eating a muller fruit corner on Oblivion at Alton Towers? Slide into the DMs and talk to us!

Schmidt and Brown are back with a brand new format....kinda! This week, Em & Em wander into more weird and wonderful territory exploring the secret dangers of confectionary, dating profiles from hell and fattoush on the bloody loose hunz! But it's not all doom and gloom as this week's ep features Schmidt and Brown harking back to a simpler time with some old primary school assembly favourites. Expect hymns, hilarity and a hot car mechanic!

Guess who's back in your ears, arseholes and bellybuttons darliiinnnngssss! Schmidt and Brown kick off Season Deux with a rambly-bum, expose chat where they accidentally get into some heavy shit. Trigger warning: this ep features real talk of the ghosts of abusive boyfriends passed and more threats of violence from Brown

After forgetting to announce the end of series one, Schmidt and Brown get uncomfortably cosy to break up the hiatus hernia. As the Great Ronan Keating says, 'life is a roller coaster, just gotta ride it - all night long' and this ep is no exception with prank calls, hidden cat claws and some deep, wriggly honesty eels bursting from brains into conversation.

This week, Schmidt and Brown shoot the shit to a hella' lot a scatological talk. It's a fun fact, action packed, tangent stacked ep boys and girls. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe or we'll feed ya to the fishes.

After a sneaky week's hiatus, Schmidt & Brown have oodles, noodles and boodles to discuss. Long anticipated questions will be answered, dreams will come true and secrets revealed. Did Schmidt finally do sock island? Did Brown's last source of light in her bedroom finally extinguish? Listen, rate, review and subscribe hunz.

This week Schmidt and Brown marry the oh-so-weird-and-wonderful phenomena which are: fluff, life-real zombies, Hasidic escapology, triple anused men and electric toothbrushes. Rate, review and subscribe or we'll meet you outside of the school gates and fight ya.

This week, Schmidt and Brown learn the important lesson of not putting private and sensitive information out into the public sphere (soz for the beeps). Other shit-chatting includes: mean memes, year 6 bullying boyfriends, caravans of camels and antidotes to alcoholism.

This week, Schmidt and Brown get all nostalgic over Snoopy, Tin-Tin, Sooty and Sweep and the 118 dudes, alongside discussing Brown's dreams of being a policewoman/the next Vincent Van Gogh. Expect classic club bangers such as 'did somebody say just eat' and 'beans bean, they're good for your heart'.

Schmidt & Brown have nothing left to say so they sing. In this week's Micropenisode, you will hear a world exclusive of the Mostly Fab Musical - touching on subjects such as: trush, vibrators, June the Glam Gran, dying pets and all that jazz.

Schmidt & Brown talk Bruno Mars, magic, folklore, trauma induced cheese rudeness, being in serious 'likedom' and loadza' other bullshit. Don't forget to send us hate mail.

Schmidt & Brown get all thinky-like and do a bit of a serious one this week Hush-Puppies. Trigger warning for your ear holes - there's some talk 'bout eating disorders and sheeeeet

Due to COVID-19, Schmidt & Brown have little to report in the sexy realm so have unearthed some disturbing tales from the virgin chronicles. Expect Rave Rice-Cake Reviews, house-party crashings from a noughties pop star and stiff, salty meat chat.

It's week 3 of self isolation for Schmidt & Brown and in this tiny baby of a micropenisode, they introduce their new boyfriends, creative pursuits and raise a glass to the dead crab homies.

This week, Schmidt & Brown continue their corona quarantine. Expect rice-cake reviews, phone sex scandals and brain fleas - the devil's in the detail.

Schimdt & Brown chatting dogshit in an Itty-Bitty-Micro-Ep. Expect self-isolation madness, deliveroo earnestness and excessive harmonies.

Schmidt and Brown kick off their self-isolation with some corona, but mainly boner-based banter. Expect mooing, jingles and 12 prong cum shots.

This week, Schmidt and Brown get to grips with Corona, gin, maths, children, self-love-tummy-rubs and more. Trigger warning: this episode contains death threats.

This week, Schmidt and Brown delve into the 'Pissed Antics' back catalogue over two rather delicious bottles of vino.

This week, Schmidt and Brown discuss their Parisian holiday highlights. Expect berets, baguettes, butt plugs and tongue battles.

Your two fave fuck-up's, Schmidt & Brown, chart their journey into the big 3-0's on a weekly podcast. We're Mostly Fabulous (sometimes dog shit)