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Mostly Fabulous Podcast


    • Dec 26, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 42m AVG DURATION
    • 26 EPISODES


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    T'IS THE SEASON FOR A SEASON 3 TEASER

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2021 4:52


    T'IS THE SEASON FOR A SEASON 3 TEASER by Mostly Fabulous Podcast

    S2 EP 7: I WAS HUNGRY, I WAS HORNY, WHERE WERE YOU?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 54:34


    After forgetting that they had a podcast last week, Schmidt and Brown are back with a brand new rack - in the Medieval torture sense of course. Expect some seriously gruesome gossip dark ages style, even more sexy ageing car mechanics and songs of praise. #sorrynotsorry Jesus.

    S2 EP6: ENJOY YOUR FUCKING NUTELLA SANDWICH OR I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE STREETS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 36:03


    This week Schmidt and Brown talk more shit after a scatty start. It's scary ass Bees, surprise health visitors, doorbells galore - it's a blaady nightmare but worth it to deliver some insightful updates re the pronunciation of the word almond.

    S2 EP 5: THE PHENOMENAL CHICKEN KIEV

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 69:54


    This week's episode of Mostly fabulous is all about celebrating: celebrating chicken kievs, shaving your noonie, being a Witch, being a Jew, standing up for yourself in front of loser men, not shitting yourself in front of families in the park and of course, the ever hilarious prank call. Join Schmidt and Brown as they say a very sad goodbye and RIP to the Peugeot 206 who's finally conked the fuck out, as well as Schmidt's first magic mushroom micro-dosing experience. Do you split the bill? Do you shave your balls? Wanna sponsor us? It's Episode 5.

    S2 EP 4: WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE CAULIFLOWERS GET FLUFFY(AND/OR SHITTY)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 37:44


    This week Schmidt and Brown fill your ears with fluffy cauliflowers and stories of shitting yourself in a wig. Don't forget where you parked your car or to trim your balls on the regular. Life is more than just a rollercoaster, it's a series of eating yogurt based snacks and waiting to die in a stupid ass way.

    S2 EP3: A LOVELY HOT PISS DOWN YOUR LEG

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 47:10


    Ep 3, do a big wee! This week, Schmidt and Brown break and reach the fuck out with some intense yoghurt, roller coaster and belly button chat. Wanna share your all time fav roller coaster with us? Perhaps you've had your own dating dilemma whilst eating a muller fruit corner on Oblivion at Alton Towers? Slide into the DMs and talk to us!

    S2 EP2: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW'S THIRD PENIS ARM

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 40:22


    Schmidt and Brown are back with a brand new format....kinda! This week, Em & Em wander into more weird and wonderful territory exploring the secret dangers of confectionary, dating profiles from hell and fattoush on the bloody loose hunz! But it's not all doom and gloom as this week's ep features Schmidt and Brown harking back to a simpler time with some old primary school assembly favourites. Expect hymns, hilarity and a hot car mechanic!

    S2 EP 1: SATAN'S SPIKEY ROSEBUSH UP YOUR BUM'OLE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 42:20


    Guess who's back in your ears, arseholes and bellybuttons darliiinnnngssss! Schmidt and Brown kick off Season Deux with a rambly-bum, expose chat where they accidentally get into some heavy shit. Trigger warning: this ep features real talk of the ghosts of abusive boyfriends passed and more threats of violence from Brown

    EP 14: A YOUNG STALIN, OLD STALIN TRUTH SANDWICH

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 70:36


    After forgetting to announce the end of series one, Schmidt and Brown get uncomfortably cosy to break up the hiatus hernia. As the Great Ronan Keating says, 'life is a roller coaster, just gotta ride it - all night long' and this ep is no exception with prank calls, hidden cat claws and some deep, wriggly honesty eels bursting from brains into conversation.

    EP 13: PLEASE DON'T SCHEISSE IN MY MOUTH MOZART

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2020 55:51


    This week, Schmidt and Brown shoot the shit to a hella' lot a scatological talk. It's a fun fact, action packed, tangent stacked ep boys and girls. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe or we'll feed ya to the fishes.

    EP 12: WARM LOAF WANDERERS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 53:07


    After a sneaky week's hiatus, Schmidt & Brown have oodles, noodles and boodles to discuss. Long anticipated questions will be answered, dreams will come true and secrets revealed. Did Schmidt finally do sock island? Did Brown's last source of light in her bedroom finally extinguish? Listen, rate, review and subscribe hunz.

    EP 11: ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES AN ANUS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 63:12


    This week Schmidt and Brown marry the oh-so-weird-and-wonderful phenomena which are: fluff, life-real zombies, Hasidic escapology, triple anused men and electric toothbrushes. Rate, review and subscribe or we'll meet you outside of the school gates and fight ya.

    EP 10: BATTLE TITS - THE HANDY PARENTING GUIDE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 45:21


    This week, Schmidt and Brown learn the important lesson of not putting private and sensitive information out into the public sphere (soz for the beeps). Other shit-chatting includes: mean memes, year 6 bullying boyfriends, caravans of camels and antidotes to alcoholism.

    EP 9: TARQUIN SAINT BUMFUCKER - THE 9 YEAR OLD PERVERT

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2020 40:06


    This week, Schmidt and Brown get all nostalgic over Snoopy, Tin-Tin, Sooty and Sweep and the 118 dudes, alongside discussing Brown's dreams of being a policewoman/the next Vincent Van Gogh. Expect classic club bangers such as 'did somebody say just eat' and 'beans bean, they're good for your heart'.

    MICROPENISODE 4: NANASAURAS REX THE MUSICAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 17:17


    Schmidt & Brown have nothing left to say so they sing. In this week's Micropenisode, you will hear a world exclusive of the Mostly Fab Musical - touching on subjects such as: trush, vibrators, June the Glam Gran, dying pets and all that jazz.

    EP 8: CLAYBOY VS THE KNIGHTS OF THE SHINING FREELANCERS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 52:26


    Schmidt & Brown talk Bruno Mars, magic, folklore, trauma induced cheese rudeness, being in serious 'likedom' and loadza' other bullshit. Don't forget to send us hate mail.

    MICROPENISODE 3: THE TIME SCHIMDT GAVE THE BISCUITS A HAIRWASH

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 20:49


    Schmidt & Brown get all thinky-like and do a bit of a serious one this week Hush-Puppies. Trigger warning for your ear holes - there's some talk 'bout eating disorders and sheeeeet

    EP 7: TOUCH MY TIT, THIS IS SHIT

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 52:05


    Due to COVID-19, Schmidt & Brown have little to report in the sexy realm so have unearthed some disturbing tales from the virgin chronicles. Expect Rave Rice-Cake Reviews, house-party crashings from a noughties pop star and stiff, salty meat chat.

    MICROPENISODE 2: RAISE A TOAST TO THE DEAD CRABS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 9:32


    It's week 3 of self isolation for Schmidt & Brown and in this tiny baby of a micropenisode, they introduce their new boyfriends, creative pursuits and raise a glass to the dead crab homies.

    EP 6: LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE AND WANK LIKE NO ONE'S WANKING

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 59:53


    This week, Schmidt & Brown continue their corona quarantine. Expect rice-cake reviews, phone sex scandals and brain fleas - the devil's in the detail.

    MICROPENISODE 1: BOHEMIAN CRAPSODY

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 16:00


    Schimdt & Brown chatting dogshit in an Itty-Bitty-Micro-Ep. Expect self-isolation madness, deliveroo earnestness and excessive harmonies.

    EP 5: WASHING MACHINES LIVE LONGER WITH COW-GON (MOOOOO)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 48:26


    Schmidt and Brown kick off their self-isolation with some corona, but mainly boner-based banter. Expect mooing, jingles and 12 prong cum shots.

    EP 4: PUSS + MEOW = GIN #MASS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 59:28


    This week, Schmidt and Brown get to grips with Corona, gin, maths, children, self-love-tummy-rubs and more. Trigger warning: this episode contains death threats.

    EP 3: TWO BUMS, ONE WINDOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 45:59


    This week, Schmidt and Brown delve into the 'Pissed Antics' back catalogue over two rather delicious bottles of vino.

    EP 2: THE EIFFEL TOWER IS A HORNY BUILDING

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 48:47


    This week, Schmidt and Brown discuss their Parisian holiday highlights. Expect berets, baguettes, butt plugs and tongue battles.

    EP 1: PILOT BOOBOOBABY

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2020 21:55


    Your two fave fuck-up's, Schmidt & Brown, chart their journey into the big 3-0's on a weekly podcast. We're Mostly Fabulous (sometimes dog shit)

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