Nursing and Cursing

Moms!!! It's that time of year yet again. Back to school!! No matter how many times we have done this, there are some lessons we just can't learn. Listen up as we discuss the only afterschool club we ever joined :the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. And when it comes to this week's fails : we sure got class.  

Ok, who's doing what to their face? when and why? This week the ladies discuss what we do and don't do to feel good in our skin. Moms, how far do you go to tweak your appearance? Salmon sperm, Botox, snail slime, or throw a paper bag over your head and say fugit? Turns out not everyone on the mic has the same opinion on this one!

You're doing great, Sweetie! This too shall pass!!! Count your blessings and get workin on that gratitude journal hun! Yeah yeah yeah suck a diaper, Karen. Encouragement is great, but toxic positivity is making us crash out. This week, join us in reality where we discuss when looking on the bright sides just blinds you to the truth: some things just effing suck.

Hey moms! boot scoot and boogie on over here. As our kids grow up and we get older, there are some things we've been able to let go of. Organic food, literacy, personal hygiene, just to name a few. Listen in as we discuss what we just DGAF about anymore. Are we evolving or giving up? You decide!

Hellooo mamas! this week we're asking: wtf is happening to our bodies ? Can someone please write a What's Happening to my Body? Book for middle aged women? Thx! Our asses are soft, our bellies are soft-the only tight thing left is our anxiety . Luckily for us, Sarah has some chicken soup for the soul

Hi Moms!! We're baaackk! We missed you guys!  listen to our season premiere where we ask the big question: wtf just happened? A decade on and the kids are all potty trained but it's our mentals that are circling the drain. Make it make sense. Hit play and find out what the gang has been up to. New homes, new families, new pets, new milestones, and best of all: new fails (bow wow yippee yay). We can't wait to take you on a journey to absolutely nowhere with us this season!! Love ya moms, so stoked to be back. 

Moms! We missed you! We left you hanging and we are so sorry. One of us had a baby, two of us moved to Florida, and one of us…well. Heads up for the absolute biggest Plot Twerk™️ the thread has ever known. Let's just say, Kate hasn't been the only one up all night.

Hi Mamas!!! We miss you so much!!!  This ep is a lil check in/check up and a welcome to our mini season 6

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