Quinn & Onyx in the Mornin!

So, Quinn and Onyx found themselves at a nearby festival, where there were games, drinking, new people, drinking, performers, and drinking. There, we met two adventurers, Elora and Theodore. We had a lovely chat with them. While drinking. Also, in case you don't follow us on our Youtube channel, well, get your butt over there and enjoy some video of Quinn and Onyx (mostly Onyx) getting into trouble: https://tinyurl.com/quinnandonyxvideos /// Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Guest Starring: Michael Riojas as Elora Aither Jeffrey Lanzer as Theodore Glamtouched Quinn & Onyx in the Morning artwork by Jake Savage. Visit him at @savagestudioarts on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/savagestudioarts Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Background Music for Artificer Assistance commercials is "Solutions That Work" by David Fesliyan Royalty free music from https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Visit our new Youtube channel: https://tinyurl.com/quinnandonyxvideos --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

We have a special guest on this episode, our boon companion, Master Kluden, the Monk! We discuss Monkery in general, Kluden's life before he joined our party, and his unreasonable distaste for the elderly. Also, stay tuned for a message from one of our sponsors! /// Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong The voice of Master Kluden was performed by Mike Deer Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Quinn & Onyx in the Morning artwork by Jake Savage. Visit him at @savagestudioarts on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/savagestudioarts Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Royalty free music from https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Sound from Zapsplat.com (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...? Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Visit our new Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6pgwWsMJE231uwzM0IiUmw Follow us on Twitter at @QuinnBeck10 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Pretty self-explanatory. Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Royalty free music from https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Sound from Zapsplat.com (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...? Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Visit our new Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6pgwWsMJE231uwzM0IiUmw --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Continuing the quest inside the Volcano for the Three Magic Weapons. We talk about our new... party member? Mascot? Pet? ....uh... Nine the Rock Golem! Also listener questions! Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Sound from Zapsplat.com (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...? Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Visit our new Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6pgwWsMJE231uwzM0IiUmw --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Sorry for the long wait. Turns out the inside of an active volcano does not have good reception for the Casting Crystal. In this episode Quinn and Onyx talk about the start of our adventure in the Blackplume Mountain. We discuss out two Rogue party members, and Quinn recounts some painful memories. Plus, Listener questions! Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by Cordwainer Bird Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...? Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Visit our new Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6pgwWsMJE231uwzM0IiUmw --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

So our Casting Crystal stopped working but we got it fixed. Had to turn it off and on again. This episode we are still gearing up to enter the caves inside the Black Plume Mountains to look for the three magic weapons. We had taken a rest at the home of our new ally, a Ranger named H'Roden. We discuss Rangers, and whether that would be a good career path for Onyx. Quinn reminisces about the adventurers who brought him to the Blue Brotherhood. Onyx talks about some previous live music acts performed at Durnan's Tavern. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Feeling Sad? Depressed? Hopeless? Just want to give up, lay down, and let the crows feast on your corpse and eyeballs? Of course you do, We all do. We live here in the Fear Realm. So if you don't have these feelings, there's probably something wrong with you. Don't feel ashamed. Even though you should. In older, less civilized times, you would have been locked away in a filthy dungeon, or set on fire. But We've come a long way from those wonderous times. Now, we have Melancholium. Melancholium is a revolutionary treatment for emotions like happyness, love, and joy. It's a potion that you drink twice a day, once with first meal, and again just before last meal. Under no circumstances should Melancholium be ingested at any other times. Users who take Melancholium at any other times besides the prescribed times will be dragged out into the filthy cobblestone streets and severely beaten. Side effects may include: Feelings of euphoria Unusual muscle contractions of the face, also known as "smiling" Feeling like getting up, putting on your pants, and going out and doing things. Consult your apothecary before ingesting Melancholium The makers of Melancholium will not be held responsible for any fatal side effects. Besides which, if the treatment kills you, how are you going to take action against them? Also, You'll be dead, and you can't take those coins with you. Melancholium: Stop Living, and return to the solace of waiting to die --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Onyx talks in his sleep while Quinn gets ready for their next quest. Later, Onyx reads some new sponsor copy while Quinn loses the last bit of hope he didn't even know he had left. Also, more listener questions! Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Sound from Zapsplat.com (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...? Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Visit our new Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6pgwWsMJE231uwzM0IiUmw --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Repairing the roof to your thatch roofed cottage after that last dragon attack? Adding an addition to the dungeon in your black fortress to house all those prisoners? Need a better shovel to dig a new, deeper latrine? Castle infested with Kobolds and giant rats? We don't really care what your problems are. But we will gladly trade your coin for our supplies so that you, or whatever creatures you have enslaved can complete these projects. Here at the Gnome Depot, our industrious workers create the magnificent stone blocks, strong timber, and mildly enchanted tools that you need. It's a simple four step process: 1 you need to complete a project 2 you buy supplies from us to complete your project 3 ..... 4 We profit. The Gnome Depot. You can do it. Just keep telling yourself that. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Quinn and Onyx take a quick trip to the tavern to talk to Durnan, who is the owner of the tavern as well as being immortalh and the guy who has been sending us on some quests to help us get home (we hope). Then we head back to the ship to answer a few more listener questions as well as dodging cannon fire. Nila is overly vocal. Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Durnan voiced by Ethan Styche Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Special thanks to Ethan Styche for being a good sport and not disconnecting with us when we started with all the Duran Duran references. Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Sound from Zapsplat.com (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...? Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

We know times are tough out there. Orc raids, Plagues, famine, the unceasing oppression of the very fabric of space and time in this realm. Here at WAL*BOG, we want to try and help you and the grubby, filth covered family that depends on you. That's why in addition to lowering our prices, we now have a new Lay Away plan. If you don't have the coin to make your purchase, you can simply lay away on one of our convenient Bloodstone Slabs, where a portion of your life is drained away. Don't worry, We only drain the years at the end of your life. By then you will most likely be begging for an early death anyway, so, Bonus for you, right? It doesn't even have to be *your* life we drain. Throw one of your kids on the slab. Throw a couple, they're small and can fit. Throw on you dogs, cats, any other animal that you use as pets or meat. We've heard your concerns about us. Folk say that the giant glacier that is WAL*BOG moves into a town and shuts down all the local shops that have been there for years, and drowns the villages in ice and silence. Well, that's true. But what are you going to do about it, spend more money at the small town shops for goods you can buy cheaper here? You'd have to be some kind of idiot to do that. Heh. So come to WAL*BOG. We will not be stopped by the likes of you. /// Written, Produced, Performed, and Edited by Neil Armstrong Additional sound effects by Michele Vos, who was re-organizing a desk at the time of recording. ..... Background music is "No More Good" by David_Fesliyan https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Please DO NOT add this audio content to the Youtube Content ID System. I have used background music which is owned by FesliyanStudios. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

The second part of our first two part special! More Listener question! More deep, philosophical questions about the meaning of life, death, and the beyond! Plus a special message from a mysterious stranger! Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Sound from Zapsplat.com (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...? Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Quinn and Onyx finish the story of our dungeon crawl. Then we take listener questions! First part of a two part episode since this ran a little longer than usual. Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Sound from Zapsplat.com (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...?) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...? Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Quinn and Onyx are still on their dungeon crawl. Giant rats, Magic orb traps, really big one-eyed spiders (Spi-Clops?), and some salty language. Also Onyx reaches out to an exterminator. Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! is "Master of the Feast" by Kevin MacLeod licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...​) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...​ Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

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Special episode from the depths of a dark dank dungeon! Rats! Kobolds! Dragon stuff! And Quinn once again unsuccessfully tries to explain the facts of life to Onyx! Also we introduce out newest sponsor, The Crow Bar! Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...​) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...​ Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

So you had an eventful night at the local Tiefling Brothel. Its the next day and things... just don't feel right. I don't mean the usual bites, scratches, and puncture wounds from Tiefling horns. I mean it burns when you pee. No, not that it just feels like burning. I mean a literal stream of fire erupts from your genitals. We've all been there. Up till now, we've had to just wait it out, or rely on costly healing salves. But no more. Now there's ValTrexxx. Yes, ValTrexxx the Alchemist has created a new elixir. Its so easy to use, only 17 vials a day for three weeks and the danger of immolation will be reduced. Its a Small price to pay for peace of mind and not setting your village on fire. Side effects include: nausea intestinal cramps brain cramps genital cramps chapped lips spontaneous combustion screaming increased thoughts of teifling buttholes and blood spiders This elixir does not prevent getting fire piss, it only treats the condition once you have it. Ask your local apothecary about ValTrexxx. Or don't. I'm not your mother. AVAILABLE AT WAL*BOG --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

This weeks episode we discuss more about Onyx's magic bag of animals, and Quinn gets embarrassed about Tiefling puberty again. Quinn reminisces about experiences growing up as a member of the Blue Brotherhood, and we try to figure out the rules of when it is and isn't ok to take candy from people you don't know. Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...​) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...​ Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

A lot happened since last episode. During a quest, our entire party was pulled through a portal into a realm of Fear. Everything's gray, miserable, and cold. Quinn may have Seasonal Affective Disorder. Onyx seems to be ok as always. But he has a run in with a guy having the Worst Day Ever. Written by Michele Vos Produced by Neil Armstrong Edited by ..... Additional voices by Houdini Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...​) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...​ Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

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Onyx explains his new "Irregular" bag of tricks. Also we discuss sleep problems, gifts for the adventuring party, and Tiefling puberty. In addition, Only tells us the exciting tale of how he found our latest sponsor, and how Quinn wants to avoid talking about it. Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...​) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...​ Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

Quinn and Onyx describe new items they have acquired, as well as new members of their adventuring party, Griff the Halfling rogue and Kluden the normal Human Monk. We discuss our encounter with a beautiful androgynous Celestial, and the Demonic Snake of Low Moral Character. Also, we have a new sponsor! Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...​) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...​ Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message

This was our first attempt. Be gentle. Theme song to Quinn and Onyx in the Mornin! Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...​) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-...​ Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/quinnandonyxintheam/message