Simpin' Ain't Easy

New guest! Billy's the fuckin man. What we have here is possibly one of the best podcasts we've done, enjoy.

Im violently hung as i post this after a night of Hex IPAs, shoutout Upward Brewing Company, shoutout Old Foundation. Shoutout bartender Susan you rule, you're beautiful. But this pod rips. The boys discuss the aggressive gay man that haunts the local bar, Pat's sons dance recital, Cops, wild high school reading books, Tobacco farming,  and a lot more! Guests incoming the next two eps at least. Let's go. 

Matt's gone for a few so Pat sits down with Terrell to talk about a multitude of topics. You already know the deal. Terrell tells some sick stories from his NYC days and the conversation gets WILD

Yk the deal.. Pat and Matt sit down with some Russian Standard and Matt's girlfriend to chop it tf up after a day of fishing... Lets goooCheck out the Patreon and follow the IG!!!Patreon.com/simpinainteasypodInstragram.com/simpinainteasypod

Happy Cinco De Mayo! The boys are joined by Jonny for a pre bar pod. Matt almost got in a fight over trout, Pat watched a Jesus boy doc, and Jonny comes in HOT. Enjoy! 

Welcome back to the show! And there's a guest this time... The boys are joined by the certified GOAT Bridget. 9/11 again,  frat life, and ass pics are just a few of the topics discussed. Lets goo!

This one was too hot to wait till Thursday, so here's an EARLY RELEASE. Enjoy!Patreon.com/simpinainteasypodTikTok and IG: Simpinainteasypod

Ayoooo we're back with quite the action packed affair. Pat ran into Matt's dad at the barber shop, Matt got a new job, Pat found a giant dead cat under his car, yellow jacket wars, and a lot more comical discussions are had. We'll have a guest on next week's episode so stay tuned.  New Patreon episode is up too! www.patreon.com/simpinainteasypod@simpinainteasypod on TikTok and IG

Matt and Pat have a good old fashioned fun one on their hands here.. They talk about some sex stuff, dirty talk gone wrong, golf, Trump doing Nelk Boys pod, and a whole bunch more. Check the Patreon, extra episodes posted weekly!

Let's GOOOO. Mat and Pat are joined by returning guest Alex. They talk Olympics of now, Fight stories of old, and things got a little too spiced up for the mainstream so we had to choppy chop this baby up.The last 40 mins are at patreon.com/simpinainteasypod and they're WILD

The boys are back. Call it Season Two. Fresh from the bar and a lil juiced up.. Topics include the christmas tree shop, black santa,  a 9/11 debate, and a whole lot more. The last half hour is fish talk.. beware. 

WoOoO Back at it again. The boys still got it. Look out for more episodes.. we're back on schedule. Lots of good topics in this one, we cackled away. Hey, tell your friends about the pod

Boom! This is a hot one! Matt's bro Alex and his buddy Francis join the pod. We're back from the land of no pods, fear not. Topics include Alec Baldwin shooting a lady, drunken bar stories, crazy girls, and a lot more! Be sure to check us out on IG at simpinainteasypod and subscribe to our Youtube. 

Liz returns to talk about her daughter, her background, future show opportunities, weird DMs shes received,  and a lot more. To the bros, chill. We've not abandoned you fellas. This one's for the masses. We'll have a regular ep out mid-week. Enjoy! Also peep the Tube, this one's on video. https://youtu.be/K5Da4L58dBg

This one got cut short by a deluge of mayhem that I can only wish was recorded. But it was funny af while it lasted. We'll make it up to you this week. Stay tuned! 

 Pat and Matt are joined by the one, the only, Axel. This one's a good one. Welcome back to the god damned show.

Matt's returned from his journey abroad to seek out the fish of the Montana rivers. Pat's been galavanting around, encountering drunk old grown ups. Listen for yourself, come hang with the boys. https://linktr.ee/simpinainteasypod

A little background noise on this one, but It's a podcast in a car! Pat and Matt hit record on their drive home from work. They discuss Pat's recent visit to a new massage spot, how Matt will handle a bear attack on his upcoming trip to Montana, Pat's floor getting pooped on, and a lot more. Enjoy!

The hiatus has ended and WE HAVE VIDEO! Simpin' Ain't Easy on the Tube. See our fat faces live. You know what to do. The boys are back and ready to entertain the masses. Matt went on a high school trip to D.C... Pat viewed some wild pornography... The pod got invaded by a giant white cow (see thumbnail). Hit that YouTube!!

Pat and Matt hit the studio after a trip to the local bar. The world is back. People are wilin'. Matt unlocked a perfect Philly accent. Let's go

Jonny is back!! Almost got banned to the Patreon but somehow squeaked through. Possibly the funniest episode yet!

Pat and Matt sit down with Liz from 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life. She talks about what it was really like filming the show, Big Ed behind the scenes, and they get to know her way beyond what you saw on the show.

Maddie returns!!! It's her, Matt, and their friend John in Matt's Brick, NJ basement . They brought the heat on this one! A variety of topics are discussed. New episode out on Patreon now as well with Pat and Eddie!

The walls have been breached, the castle's been invaded. Matt's brother Alex came in HOT on this one. Lookout!

Pat cried in a kids movie and got concussed on a swingset, Matt's doing Matt stuff. This is a hot one Lets go

AND. WE'RE. BACK. No prisoners were taken in the making of this podcast. Pat and Matt are back, live from the Castle D' Cooks Falls and coming in HOT on this one. Next three Patreon subscribers get a free Simpin' Ain't Easy T-shirt! www.patreon.com/simpinainteasypod

Guest bailed on the boys so Matt took the reigns while Pat lurked in the shadows. They talked Shrek, animals, falling down, childhood, old people TV, and a bunch more! Shirts coming soon lookout! check the patreon!! www.patreon.com/simpinainteasypod

Pat and Matt talk about sad almost hookups, painting Pat's uncles house, Pat selling Matt, Matt ditching a girl, and a whole lot more ! Our equipment failed around the 45:00 mark so we had to cut this one short. Keep an eye out for the t-shirts!

Matt and Pat were joined by Axel to talk about bartending, city folk, Matt's weekend trip, traveling the world, New York City, and of course.. ice fishing.

Matt and Pat are joined by Francis. They discuss trains, hobos, chipped teeth, VR Porn, and so much more.

The troll has breached the castle gates. Matt's on Spotify again. Pat's sister reappeared at the lake. Matt's brother calls in to the show to defend his honor.

Hooks were sunk in all around. Matt made soups. Pat posed for nudes. Badger attacks!

No more zoom, Matt and Pat are back in studio. Stories were told. Would You Rather was played. This one got wild!!!

We're back in studio, Matt is back, Pat's still here.. Topics include; The holidays, mask fights, Mr. H life , a lot of ice talk, contest winners, passing joggers, upstate benders, and a whole lot more!

Pat and Matt came Zoomin' in hot on this one. topics include; Matt's teaching updates, NJ adventures, painting, and losing your virginity stories from both guys.

We're back, it's been a while. Matt's educating, he'll be back next ep. Eddie's guest cohosting with Pat. They drank and talked a lot of poker, a little covid, and a bunch in between. Be sure to check out Room 32 podcast! Links below! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfjhtaLDIdZygTz_HN5cxmw https://open.spotify.com/show/002TsstOh82yAbUf3563T9

Like a control, we're remote. But only temporarily. Matt has to teach children, Pat's in his living room. They talk about everything from farmer's markets to fishing, from military school to teaching in an actual school.. just listen, it's a banger. We're still doing a Guapo apparel giveaway! Follow and review us to win! www.facebook.com/guaposolution

We're back. Back to the basics once again. Deep in the trough. Matt and Pat talk about painting (of course), Maddie's recent stay at the castle, 7 year switch, urinals, Danny Boy, the perks of winter, and so much more!

It's been a minute. Catastrophes have been abound. But we're back and going hard. Matt and Pat are joined by Maddie to talk about lots. This is a fun one. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review or send an email to be entered to win some free Guapo merchandise! https://www.facebook.com/Guaposolution/ www.simpinainteasyy@gmail.com

The goat is a legendary creature. It climbs ledges, rams its head into shit, and give Matt and Pat good advice. The goat is Pat's sister and she joins the pod for a GoatCast. The GC was hilarious. Topics include; Matt teaching children, Pill face girl, pedo-teachers, KFC, girls, and a whole lot more. Make sure to subscribe and leave a review to win a free piece of that sweet Guapo!

Sober cast alert!! Pat and Matt sit back and sip some La Croix. Politics were analyzed, stories were told. Pat tried to start a War. Topics include; Matt's parents, jerking off, catching people having sex, Halloween, and a whole lot more!

Like, Share, Comment, Subscribe!!! Back from the break. Back at the castle. Brews were drunk. Pat got drunk. Matt was Matt. Dm's left on read. Pat was on the road. Wild weekend. Recap here.

Share it like it rate it subscribe! We got ins and outs. Matt slid in some DM's, Pat found a new show. Matt used the VR headset to its fullest potential. This is a fucking fun one. Get that Guapo at :https://www.facebook.com/pg/Guapo-Solution-109502200870771/posts/

Audio's a little fucky on this one, but quality content all around. Pat and Matt are joined by Pat's sister and Jonny. They chop it up for a while, then Matt takes an "Am I Gay" test. The results are very suprising. Don't forget to follow and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Next ep will be up mid week

Back to the basics. Pulled the intro song. Defending the castle. Coming to you direct from Matt's mini mansion, Pat and Matt talk SNL, women, neighbors, Matt's dad and how he found out about WAP, and lots more.

Pat messed up the editing and lost an entire episode, so in the meantime here's a hilarious clip of Pat and Matt reacting to Jonny's reading of a love rap that pat wrote to an ex. It's fucking hilarious. Also, Matt wrote and performed us an intro song. We're movin up.

Matt had to stay home for this one, so Pat is joined by Eddie and Jonny to hear Randy's Tinder stories, and they got wild.

It's coming together now, this is a good one. Pat and Matt chop it up for a while, then Jonny joins the pod to liven things up with a wild game of fuck marry kill.

Still no intro/outro, but this one got a little wild. Pat and Matt are joined by Eddie and Jonny. Full crew x 2. Topics include; Firefighters, Prostate exams, Frat behavior, and a bunch more

No intro music, no graphics, just the bones. Pat and Matt layout the framework for the pod and proceed to bounce around some topics,maybe a little too much. Consider this a rough draft of what's to come.