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Longtime America's Next Top Model fan, Christie, and relative newcomer to the show, Jake, offer their thoughts, feelings, and tangents on the show. New episodes every other Tuesday.

Christie & Jake


    • Feb 22, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 26m AVG DURATION
    • 37 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Smize on the Prize

    Cycle 4 Episode 1: "The Girl Who Is A Lady Kat... Reow!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 21:59


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode we are introduced to the newest batch of contestants for season 4! 35 semi-finalists are whittled down to the top 14. Christie and Jake answer the question, “Why did the girls go to a random park for so long?” We see some familiar faces who didn't make the cut last season and get to know a few, big personalities. ANTM saves a day's hire on a photographer by putting everyone in a photo-booth for their headshot challenge.

    Cycle 4 Trailer: The Superlative Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 16:13


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. Get excited for Cycle 4 content to start coming out next week! This episode also contains Jake and Christie's superlatives for Cycles 1-3. Who is the biggest villain? Who is the best anti-Janice? Who is the Top-Top Model???? Christie and Jake have definitive answers.

    Episode 13: "The Girl Who Wins it All"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 33:55


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 13 of Cycle 3. Janice surprises Christie and Jake with a big jump. Two contestants bond in a way they never have before. One girl is crowned the first black winner of America's Next Top Model. See you in Season 4 ;)

    Episode 13: "The Girl Who Didn't Hug Goodbye"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 36:27


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 13 of Cycle 3. Jake and Christie recap their drunken night together. In this penultimate episode, the viewers finally have a conclusion to the Ann and Eva love story. The contestants get a lesson in Japanese Street Fashion and compete in a motorcycle photo-shoot. Will Yaya win her sixth challenge in a row??

    Episode 11: "The Girl the Lionesses are Hunting"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 37:28


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 11 of Cycle 3. We skipped episode 10 of this cycle because it was a boring recap episode! Jake and Christie fall in love with Norelle but unfortunately, Jake loses his prediction streak. The girls learn about Japanese culture and participate in a tea ceremony challenge where Amanda reveals that she is so much deeper than the other girls. Tyra gives the models some valuable modeling tips and shows them how it's done in the photoshoot.

    Episode 9: "The Girls Meet Taye Diggs"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 34:14


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 9 of Cycle 3. Finally Jake and Christie can enjoy an episode of this TV show. The girls take an acting class and travel to Tokyo! The girls do a commercial for soup, all in Japanese-- Amanda lets us know that “MMMM that's some GOOD soup!” Nicole is forgotten time and again and Jake continues his prediction hot-streak. Christie brings some interesting stories from behind the scenes.

    Episode 8: “The Girl Who is Panic Stricken”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 36:01


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 8 of Cycle 3. Jake and Christie are sad. A tragedy on this cursèd earth has occurred. Tarantulas everywhere! Diamonds everywhere! This is a drama-packed, fast-moved, red-carpeted extravaganza of sorrow. If our energy is low, it's because our spirits are lower, but we still love you dear listener and we will guide you through this and we can all get through it together.

    Episode 7: “The Girl Who Forgot Her Shoes”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 29:22


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 7 of Cycle 3. Christie and Jake discuss their shopping experiences after a contestant makes a sudden shoe excursion. Yaya and Tocarra further cement their position as Christie and Jake's favorite people on top model so far. Many people did a bad against Tocarra in this episode and we will NEVER FORGIVE (I'm looking at you Marc Bauer)! The photoshoot was actually pretty fun though.

    Episode 6: “The Girl Who Mutilated the Precious Brownie”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 36:14


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 6 of Cycle 3. There is, in fact, brownie mutilation. The girls participate in a challenge that honestly looks fun. The photoshoot seems like a blast too. The most entertaining girl goes home and Jake's prediction streak remains intact. Jake and Christie talk about their shared love of trampolines.

    Episode 5: “The Girl Who Cries When She Looks in the Mirror”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 36:58


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 5 of Cycle 3. Finally there is more Tyra content! Jake and Christie talk about snouts and roller skates! One contestant unexpectedly wins a lingerie-related challenge and one contestant is an orgasmic letdown. Christie tells a gross story that is somehow related to yoga?

    Episode 4 — Part 2: “The Girl Who Sets a Trap”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 12:52


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 4 of Cycle 3. Buckle yourself in, folks, there's so much drama in this one we've had to split it into two parts! The girls participate in their first runway show! One girl is the crowd favorite. Another falls on her face. Christe provides some background knowledge on the topless photoshoot, and there is a robbery! Who has stolen Amanda's precious crystals?? The first “fight” in ANTM history???

    Episode 4 — Part 1: “The Girl Who Sets a Trap”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 26:34


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 4 of Cycle 3. Buckle yourself in, folks, there's so much drama in this one we've had to split it into two parts! The girls participate in their first runway show! One girl is the crowd favorite. Another falls on her face. Christe provides some background knowledge on the topless photoshoot, and there is a robbery! Who has stolen Amanda's precious crystals?? The first “fight” in ANTM history???

    Episode 3: “The Girl Everyone Thinks is a Backstabber”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 29:25


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 3 of Cycle 3. It's a rough one folks. What is normally Christie's favorite episode of the season, the make-over episode, is marred by the not-fun kind of drama. We try to keep things light by discussing 9/11, blond highlights, and bad ways to interview for a new job. Trigger warning: Discussion of eating disorders, sexual assault, and racism.

    Episode 2: “The Girl who is Co-Dependent”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 31:21


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 2 of Cycle 3. The girls travel three times and Ann and Eva's friendship is tested. TWO women are eliminated this week based on one Jamaican-Bikini-Photoshoot. Janice does three sins. Most importantly … Jake was right!

    Episode 1: “The Girl with the Secret”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 27:45


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 1 of Cycle 3. Christie finds out that Jake doesn't remember ANYTHING from his childhood. There's so much drama that Jake and Christie couldn't even shake a stick at all of it! There's a dramatic pool party, a bar fight, a dance off, bullying, and a secret revealed. 34 contestants become 20 contestants, become 14 contestants as the semi-finalists are whittled down.

    Cycle 3 Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 0:42


    I heard that in this season, the contestants l̵̢̧͖͙̭͎̹̼͈̏̆̽̋̽̋̃̃͌͐̉̽ǫ̶͕͓̙̣̟̯̓̀̊̇̔̈͜s̵̥͒̂̓͑͂́͂̚͝ḛ̸̞͔̤̭̹̯͐͜ ̴̒͒́̈̚͝ͅt̵̛̹̪̻̮̦͉͂͒͐̓͂̎͛̽̅͝h̶͙̘̻͈̜̙̖͙̦͂̒͛͒͘͝e̴̻͔̘̜͗̾́͊͐̏̀̓i̶̙̞͙͈̦̎̐̇͒́̒̎̌̈̂r̸͖̪̓͛͠ ̴̨̨̝̼͕̣̹̲̭͇̜͛͆͑͝m̷̧̛̎͌͆͑̒į̵̫͈̹͓̭̪̳͈̈́ņ̸̘̬͚͍͍̜̙̞̤̺̔̑̈̓̑͠d̵̢͓̗̯͙͖͊s̶̡̢͇̩̭̘͕͎̙̍

    Episode 11: “The Girl Who is America's Next Top Model”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 30:07


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 11 of Cycle 2. It's the finale! It's the start of a mystery. We finally learn whether Jake's cycle-long Shandi prediction comes true. We won't spoil anything ;) but Jake and Christie find themselves in the unenviable position of agreeing wholeheartedly with Janice Dickinson. You can check out Shandi's website here: https://linktr.ee/Shanthrax

    Episode 10: “The Girl Who Cheats”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 34:28


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 10 of Cycle 2. OH THE DRAMA! It's an iconic episode where the girls learn about Italian sensuality but who even cares about that when someone cheats on her boyfriend! The girls compete in another nude fashion shoot and April reveals her burning passion for one of the judges.

    Episode 9: “The Girl Who is Afraid of Snakes”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 8:56


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 9 of Cycle 2. This is a mini episode! We watched the recap episode so you don't have to! The episode isn't worth your time but this podcast is!

    Episode 8: “The Girl with the Signature Walk”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 32:31


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 8 of Cycle 2. In this, the Go-See episode, the final five begin their international travel. Cute Italian boys chauffeur the girls around Milan. Yoanna and Camille give us friendship whiplash and Janice is shockingly pleasant. Christie resembles a mean judge in her personal life.

    Episode 7: “The Girl Who is Dripping With Hypocrisy”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 25:55


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 7 of Cycle 2. We try a brand new, brave style of podcasting in this special, vaccinated episode. We finally get to see Tyra Banks's one and only music video!!! Relationship drama strikes one of the contestants. Several members of the Wu-Tang clan make a special appearance. Jake and Christie learn that going to the movies is something that only Shandi and her boyfriend are allowed to do.

    Episode 6: “The Girl Whose Lips Puffed Up”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 26:11


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 6 of Cycle 2. This episode is the start of a great chip mystery. Camille gets herself in trouble several times. Catie encounters her greatest fear again. Christie and Jake talk about how often they cry and Christie tells a REALLY good joke.

    Episode 5: “The Girl Who Is a Visual Orgasm”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 29:47


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 5 of Cycle 2. The girls learn charisma from an old white guy. Mercedes finally tells her big secret and gets a surprise visit from her mom. Jake and Christie discuss their issues with being sensitive and how it ended Jake's modeling career early. Christie reveals how this ANTM episode inspired her own underwater photoshoots.

    Episode 4: “The Girl Who Needs 6 Months of Modeling School”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 30:24


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 4 of Cycle 2. The models wrestle with their own personal style and meet one of the wackiest designers in New York. Yawn. Jake and Christie learn a little more about Mercedes’s struggle with Lupus. Adrienne returns for a beautiful five minutes! The models portray celebrities. Christie apparently makes toast way too close to the sink. Trigger Warning: Discussion of blackface.

    Episode 3: “The Girl Who can Cry at the Drop of a Hat”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 27:46


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 3 of Cycle 2. Jake takes his shirt off. Three girls pass out, including Christie. The models learn about high-fashion make-up and take photos over the abyss. Catie discusses the uselessness of fear and also her biggest fear.

    Episode 2: “The Girl Who Floats Like a Butterfly and Stings Like a Bee”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 24:38


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 2 of Cycle 2. Mr. Jay has returned!!! Jake makes a little mistake and Christie does a spit take. Jake and Christie discuss a major conspiracy and spill some tea about the photo selection process on Top Model. Janice doesn’t make any sense, as usual.

    Cycle 2 Episode 1: “The Girl Who Overslept”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 32:19


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 1 of Cycle 2. We meet the new judges, a whole new crew of contestants, and we learn how Christ is ladylike. The models compete in a nude photoshoot and one girl has alarm clock issues.

    Cycle 2 Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 0:42


    Are you ready for another exciting cycle of America's Next Top Model? Jake and Christie sure are and they are ready to bring you hot takes on all the juiciest drama. Cycle 2 starts next week with a few familiar faces and a whole new cast of contestants.

    Episode 8: "The Girl Who Becomes America's Next Top Model"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 29:17


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 8 of Cycle 1. It’s the finale! With a slap of the ass, one contestant walks off the show without a care in the world. Two girls battle it out in a runway competition. Hear about the huge scandal that closes out Cycle 1!

    Episode 7: "The Girls Get Really Naked"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 26:17


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 7 of Cycle 1. The girls participate in a diamond photoshoot … but they are nude! Adrienne continues to wear her sunglasses indoors. A few men judge the women on their ability to be lady-like. No thank you. We say goodbye to a big personality!

    Episode 6: "The Girl Who Deals With a Pervert"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 24:05


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 6 of Cycle 1. Breaking News!!!! Elyse wants to win America’s Next Top Model! The girls travel to Paris! Jake refuses to teach Christie how to say sexy words in French. Shannon meets the man of her dreams … in her underwear. Trigger Warning: Sexual assault is briefly discussed.

    Episode 5: "The Girl Who Everyone Thinks is Killing Herself"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 28:55


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 5 of Cycle 1. A man is LUSTING! On the other hand, Shannon defies temptation. Jake and Christie learn the true meaning of the term, “heat wave.” Adrienne issues death threats. Trigger Warning: Eating disorders are discussed.

    Episode 4: "The Girl Who Drives Everyone Crazy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 21:49


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 4 of Cycle 1. A few girls are incredibly homophobic and bad. Jake and Christie look for the light in the episode by discussing the Badonkadonk Contest. Jake tells us about his messiest roommate. Trigger Warning: Homophobia is discussed.

    Episode 3: "The Girl Who Gets Rushed to the Emergency Room"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 26:29


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 3 of Cycle 1. The girls get makeovers and model with snakes! Robin tries to take a nap during a workout. (We’ve all been there.) Christie makes a bold statement that she CANNOT back up with any facts at all.

    Episode 2: "The Girl is Here to Win, Not Make Friends"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 34:22


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode Christie and Jake discuss Episode 2 of Cycle 1. Robin gives Elyse an unrequested Bible reading and says the longest prayer in the history of the planet. We first see Janice’s obsession with Elyse. Christie tells us about how she used the advice from America’s Next Top Model to flirt with boys in high school.

    Cycle 1 Episode 1: "The Girl Who Wants It Bad"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 30:00


    Welcome to Smize on the Prize! A podcast where two friends chat about all things Top Model. In this episode the hosts, Christie and Jake, introduce themselves and discuss Episode 1 of Cycle 1. Christie begins Jake’s tutelage of the nuances of Top Model history while Jake learns who he loves (and hates) this cycle. We’re here for the drama.

    Smize on the Prize Trailer Cycle 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 0:32


    Ten Finalists. Two friends. More drama than you can shake a stick at.

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