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Host of "The Dave Ryan in the Morning Show" on KDWB, Minneapolis. Father of four. Motorcyles, MENSA, Judgemental and Impatient.

Dave Ryan


    • May 22, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 184 EPISODES

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    Take a Shower S6 E22 Chris Gambled, Smoked and Drank

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 32:47


    Chris is a former KDWB deejay. After his show, he'd go to the casino, gamble, drink and smoke. It was his happy place. But he's now a sober coach. How did he do it? How can his story help you?

    Take a Shower S6 E21 Samantha's Mom Drinks So Does She

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 30:00


    Samantha's mom has been to rehab 3 times and she still drinks. Samantha does too and her story shows how parents drinking habits can influence the habits of their children.

    Take a Shower S6 E20 Annie's 25 Year Struggle With Food

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2022 38:07


    This week, we cover another struggle; the struggle with food. Annie tells us the striking similarities with alcohol addiction.

    Take a Shower, S6 E19 Only You and I Know Courtney Is Still Drinking

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 44:21


    Courtney has stopped drinking many times, and then started again every time. She's currently secretly drinking. Hear her story.

    Take a Shower S6 E18 Megan's BAC was .38

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 39:50


    Megan hid alcohol in the house and walked from room to room, secretly drinking. Until one night it almost killed her.

    Take a Shower S6 E17 Facing Death Because of Drinking

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 36:14


    Sunny could have died from her drinking. In fact, she almost did. Now she's sober. What can we learn from her experience?

    Take a Shower S6 E16 A Replacement for Alcohol?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2022 35:16


    When you're trying to stop drinking, finding something else to help your cravings is extremely challenging. Will this help you?

    Take a Shower S6 E15 Mary Saw This and Stoppped Drinking

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 30:42


    One night, Mary looked out her window into someone else's apartment. What she saw made her stop drinking for good.

    Take a Shower S6 E14 The Night That Changed Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 49:50


    Mathew is a radio friend who stopped drinking for good after one horrible night. Hear his story and how his story might affect YOUR story.

    Take a Shower S6 E13 Blackout Drunk to Six Years Sober

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 35:12


    Angi couldn't go out without getting black out drunk. Her friends abandoned her, so she found new friends to drink with, until she just couldn't do it anymore. What made her change? How did she stop drinking for now, seven years?

    Take a Shower, S6 E12 From Abuser to Addiction Counselor

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 28:34


    Hear the journey of an alcohol abuser who now helps others beat their addiction. Can you relate? Can she help you?

    Take a Shower S6 E11 Charlotte Drinks All Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 28:26


    Charlotte wakes up in the middle of the night to drink. She goes to AA and celebrates milestones, all while continuing to drink every day. And she's a lovely, funny, smart and accomplished person. Hear her story.

    Take a Shower S6 E10 11 Signs You May Have a Drinking Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2022 33:12


    Andrew Sawyer LADC talks about the 11 signs you may have a problem, and the many different approaches to stopping or cutting back.

    "Take a Shower" S6 E9 Sarah's 12-Pack a Night Habit

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 23:26


    Sarah stopped drinking and is on a long streak! How did she do it? And why? How bad was her drinking before she stopped?

    Take a Shower, S6E8 Hannah's Mom's Drinking Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2022 29:09


    Hannah's Mom has drank too much since Hannah was little. How does her mom's drinking affect Hannah and their relationship?

    Take a Shower S6 E7 Jamie Drinks 3 or 4 Glasses a Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 32:13


    She doesn't want to stop altogether but she knows she's drinking too much. What can we learn from her experience?

    Take a Shower S6 E6 Advice From a Counselor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 40:52


    So you want to quit or cut back, but how? Jessica is a licensed counselor who can help you start to stop.

    Take a Shower, S6 E5 April Can't Have Just One Drink

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 30:49


    April has a very common issue with alcohol. She can't stop at just one. She doesn't really want to stop altogether, just not drink to the point where she's drunk every time. How does she handle it and what can we learn from her?

    Take a Shower S6 E4 Mom/Wine Culture

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 32:36


    Kelly is a young mom who slipped into the habit of drinking every night. How did it affect her life? What made her want to change? How did she stop?

    Take a Shower S6 E3 Big Jess Talks About Drinking Too Much

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 37:01


    Jess has been sober for a year. Why did he stop? How did he stop? What can you and I learn from his experience?

    Take a Shower S6 E2 I Never Did But YOU Should

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2022 21:55


    If you haven't done this, you should. Once you do, it'll change your life forever! Plus, why we can't get anything done and words of wisdom from a former intern.

    Take a Shower S6E1 Susan's Christmas Present

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2021 27:55


    We're back! What awful gift did I get Susan? And I've got some new and fun equipment to play with, so watch out!

    Take a Shower Test Run 111521

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 0:36


    Nothing to see here, folks

    Take a Shower S5 E2 Radio War Stories Falen Bonsett

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 37:49


    How did two car giveaways get ruined? Hooking up at the radio station. And that Intern Car Wash disaster. All this and so much more!

    Take a Shower S5 E1 Radio War Stories Lee Valsvik

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 33:30


    Lee and I hosted the morning show on KDWB for 8 years. Hear some of our favorite awful, funny and messed up stories!

    Take a Shower S4 E38 Radio War Stories Greg Kreshmar

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 42:58


    Greg talks about a horrible bit idea called "Spit or Swallow" and about the time a stunt went wrong when someone brought a gun. And there's so many more awful stories awaiting!

    Take a Shower S4 E37 Radio War Stories Eric Rowe

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 61:07


    Greased-up deejay equals seriously injured bystander. That and so much more with Uber-Producer Eric Rowe.

    Take a Shower S4 E36 Radio War Stories Marc Anthony

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 61:54


    More great radio war stories from the radio vets that lived through them!

    Take a Shower S4 E35 Radio War Stories Kevin Rolston

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 47:03


    Kevin got interested in radio from listening to my show when he was a kid. Now he's mega-successful and has a ton of great stories!

    Take a Shower S4 E34 Radio War Stories Phil Luce

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 55:10


    The contest that ended with people crying and vomiting. How Phil handled a stalker and much more!

    Take a Shower, S4 E33 Radio War Stories Corey Foley

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 28:38


    A listener was so determined to win a Toyota that they...Plus, smoking a cigarette without your mouth. And so much more with Corey Foley, formerly of the Dave Ryan Show.

    Take a Shower S4 E32 Radio War Stories Bobby Bones

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 51:25


    Bobby Bones Talks about The Million Dollar Bad Thing, Getting Held Up at Gunpoint, Winning "Dancing With the Stars" and so much more

    Take a Shower S4 E31 Radio War Stories Rick Rumble

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 29:50


    Throwing prizes off a roof to listeners is never a good idea. Hear about this and more with Rick Rumble, one of funniest guys in radio.

    Take a Shower S4 E30 Radio War Stories Part 2 Steve Harmon

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 39:34


    A car giveaway gone bad. A trash can thrown in the studio. More radio war stories with one of the greats: Steve Harmon.

    Take a Shower S4 E29 Radio War Stories Part 1 John Lassman

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 34:34


    The radio biz has some crazy stories! Whether you listen or have worked in radio, you'll love these "Behind the Scenes" looks at the radio business!

    Take a Shower S4 E28 Interview: The Pressure To Be Beautiful

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 39:05


    Hear an expert talk about the incredible and unrealistic beauty standards women feel pressured to live up to. Plus, the pros and cons of being born beautiful.

    Take a Shower S4 E28 Interview: The Pressure To Be Beautiful

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2020 39:05


    Women who wear makeup get pair more. Beautiful women make over $200,000 more in their career than average women. The pressure to be beautiful is enormous. Add to that the beauty industry sets impossible standards for women. I talk to Martha Laham, author of "Made Up: How the Beauty Industry Manipulates Consumers, Prey's on Women's Insecurities, and Promotes Unattainable Beauty Standards."

    Take a Shower, S4 E27 Scandalous Radio & Music Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2020 23:36


    A secret behind an old music video, a story about a disgusting guy I used to work with. Plus a truth about renovating a room in your home.

    Take a Shower S4 E26 It's Been a Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 18:16


    Yep, it's been a week, but you know what you have to do? You have to keep going, cuz that's what you always do! Plus 3 favorite chapters from my book.

    Take a Shower, S4 E25 The 10 Worst Celebrities

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 25:08


    Are these the 10 worst celebrities of recent memory? Also, how do you throw family heirlooms you really don't want?

    Take A Shower S4 E24 Are You A Perfectionist Like Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2020 22:00


    We perfectionists put the result first and ourselves last. And we drive other people crazy! Which are you? A perfectionist or an other-ist? Plus, how being creative can save your career.

    Take a Shower S4 E23 What Are You Looking Forward To?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2020 17:02


    Whether it's a vacation, a new job or leftover tacos, you *have* to have something to look forward to. What are YOU looking forward to? Let's chat!

    Take a Shower S4 E22 Is a Good Song Like Good Sex?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 15:58


    Does a good song and good sex have something in common? Let's find out, with some classic songs, new and old, this week on the podcast!

    Take a Shower S4 E21 Don't Let This Mess You Up!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2020 28:48


    Listener Ashley heard me say something years ago that transformed her life. Plus, why I share credit for all the creative things I come up with, and should you?

    Take A Shower, S4 E20 Two Things You Should Never Expect

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 24:43


    How I sunburned my eyeballs, plus 2 things we want out of life but won't get. And emails, all on this week's podcast!

    Take a Shower S4 E19 The Bit That Got Me a Morning Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 23:19


    When I was 21, I auditioned for a morning show job with this awful bit...and I got the job! Hear the bit on this week's podcast!

    Take A Shower, S4 E18 The Worst KDWB Concert Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 22:01


    What KDWB concert failed harder than any other? Plus, why we don't exercise, and a "What Would You Do?"

    Take A Shower S4 E17 My Baby Had A Baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 16:49


    My daughter Allison had a baby! Plus an old etiquette book tells broke guys how to ask out a woman. 100 year old tip that still works today!

    Take A Shower S4 E16 Waiting For A Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 20:32


    Allison could be a mom anytime! Plus, is Ellen's staff really cruel? Or do they just have high expectations. And, the one thing you should always do when you leave a hotel room.

    Take A Shower S4, E15 Chase's Car Accident

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 29:02


    My son Chase was in a serious car accident, (he's okay) Plus, getting stuck in an elevator and when friends just decide to quit you.

    Take A Shower S4 E14 This Is YOUR Time!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 20:02


    Once it's passed, it's passed, but right now...This is YOUR time! Find out more in the podcast.

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