Each week, the magic button picks one completely random movie from EVERYTHING that’s streaming for us to watch, discuss, and probably make fun of.
Terry and I seek the truth in this Lifetime movie mess. Incompetent kidnappers, giant hands, and too many Tracys.
Kerry and I dive into episode 2 of this Japanese gay journalism drama - a sentence I never expected to have to write.
Chris and I assemble to talk you through the end of the beginning.
Dylan and I are of two minds on this 80's horror “spoof”.
Our experiment in randomness expand to television for the first time, with BBC's medical dramedy: Season 2, Episode 4.
Lisa G and I rave (and occasionally rant) over the MCU introduction to Steve Rodgers. Watch along and enjoy.
Kerry lends her expertise to help unravel this not-quite-a-Lifetime movie, wherein hobbits make good husbands and disbelief is suspended.
Bonus Not-So-Random Solo Commentary Track #3 - Iron Man 2Watch along and prepare yourself for a real hot take at the end.:)
When you have questions, go straight to the source…Writer/Director Scott Hillman and actor Socks Whitmore join me to discuss their sure-to-be-a-cult-classic queer superhero romance.
Kerry and I fly though this quite confused haunted plane movie that is strangely obsessed with marriage instead of scares.
Bonus Episode - Solo Commentary Track: MCU Season, #2 The Incredible Hulk
Not-So-Random Solo Commentary Tracks Season 1 (MCU), Episode 1 - Iron Man
Oh, Lifetime Movies fuck with ghosts? I had no idea. Lee is back to help me figure out how I feel about that.
It's coal in your stocking, as Chris and I unravel a trash pile that's Abigail, if Abigail featured no talent or craft.
Faith (from Slumber Party Monsters podcast) joins me to discuss a faux-true crime-found footage-zombie movie before things take a surprisingly tangential turn.
Terry and I hit boomer status as we complain about a movie about how Facebook gives you brain worms.
Do the youth of today give a rip about the Marx Brothers? Let's ask Dylan B….a youth.
Kerry and I dig into this classic (?) creature feature. Plus: Surprising crushes, edited childhoods, and the appropriate levels of hotness for seismologists.
We tried a thing, to fairly disastrous results.
Chris and I enjoy our time in Criterion country and cry foul about The Crow (2024).
Apologies for the new microphone I tried this episode: its sole purpose appears to be picking up my breathing. Still, a fun one, as Lee S. and I dig deep on a fable about finding and losing your happy place.
Cthulhu's not the only one feeling an eternal slumber. Kerry and I explore the shallows of this lo-fi Lovecraft tale.
Liz and Sam from Fright Mic feel my pain, as a movie we were really enjoying falls apart in the final 30 seconds in a bewildering fashion that really has to be seen to be believed.
It's Christmas in July as Kerry and I open a gift from the Grinch.
Ruh-roh, Raggy! Faith (from Slumber Party Monsters) and I don't quite hate this not-quite Scooby-Doo.
Another 50 episodes down, another 50 movies. Chris and I decide the best of the best, the worst of the worst, and all the meh in-between.
Chris and I watched it, and we don't know what we saw. Watch and listen along, maybe you can figure it out.
Sorry, can I borrow you for a minute? Chris and I ramble our way through this Tubi Original, which we do not see ourselves falling in love with.
Justin and Hayley from the tremendous ADHD-DVD podcast arrive to help me slay one of my cinematic white whales.
Kerry and I get down in the gutter with this nasty little gem. Toxic boyfriends, even more toxic grandmas, and the importance of not overstaying your welcome.
Lisa G. and I have a long, fair and balanced discussion about a certain filmmaker and eventually actually talk about Rebel Moon.
Dan D. helps me kick off Request Month in style…mid-90's style. I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
Bree returns to confront our thoughts on this doc, obsession, neurodivergence, and tries her best not to name-drop her rock star boyfriend TOO often.
Wes Craven presents “Single Witch Female”.Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, etc.
Dylan B. and take a trip back to when you could make a whole movie from a 3-minute sketch.
Holiday break is over, and we're kicking off 2024 with a children's film that begins the way that Megan Is Missing ends…
Chris and Heath stave off the chill of a Lifetime movie script with the warm glow of Yancy Butler. Many choices were made, and not one of them was right.
Rainy Walker is back for baby Zendaya, the fashion of Disney Channel originals, and making a dog your nemesis.
Kerry has seen ZERO Children of the Corn films. I've seen all 11. Let's hear what happens…
Faith from Caffeinated Monsters helps me kick off spooky season with this low-budget anthology. Cannibals, terrible professors, and Martian sex zombies await.
Luna and Kat from Delight In Fright are here to help you stay awake for this lo-fi disasterpiece. Subpar puppets, sub-porn acting and the blurred line between dream logic and plain old crap writing.
Shannan C. returns to gush (with a caveat and an asterisk) about your problematic new fave, baby's first Bollywood movie.
Chris and I tackle Canadian melodrama with an interesting cast and a truly shocking amount of penises.
Wanna-be Lifetime thriller in which a dangerous psychopath meets the dangerously stupid. Kerry and I can barely contain our indifference.
Sebastian M. returns to drop knowledge about Wes Craven's ode to the rubber monster movie.
Even if Baz Lurhmann isn't your flavor, Ewan McGregor damn sure better be. Guest Gretta S. and I can barely contain ourselves.
Nothing says “That's So Random” like a Christmas movie in June. Warning: this film contains very little Christmas and very little mystery.
No, not THAT The Room. This is a Shudder exclusive, so it's the perfect time for Slasher creator, Damon, to return. Big Slasher news, ambiguous endings and raging Oedipal complexes.
The fellas from Midwest Horror Network join me to talk about a wildly horny movie. You won't last 10 seconds!
Between inexperience recording out in the wild & an equipment malfunction, our first live show is a cobbled-together Frankenstein that doesn't sound great. Which, for this movie, is actually quite appropriate.
How many better versions of this movie will you come up while watching it? Guest Megan H. and I came up with two.