The Sweet Release

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link Ruining Never-have-I-ever for life, therian Kakunas hardening, and getting sick tats with hot congressmen. Site - sweetreleasepod.com

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Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link Spending a week in KFC, giving Ebola to a dog with your penis and Tila Tequial giving out life advice. Theres only one show that would cover so many fucked up events, and it's the Sweet Release! Site - sweetreleasepod.com

J Crew is in town for the spooookiest landmark episode of the Sweet Release yet! Co-hosts Jake, Jackson and newcomer Josh dip into the ghoooulishly written episode descriptions from Nickelodeon's "Are You Afraid of The Dark," Dig deep into David Icke's conspiracies ranging from "My fridge is nosy" to "Lizard Grandma?," and get multicultural with that age old tale of samurai ghosts trying to fuck Pandas.

It's the moment all 2 of you have been waiting for, The Sweet Release is back! Coming to you from Portland with our new Co-Host Jackson (gingerbreadking), we bring you the first episode of the Second Coming of the show, with all the yahoo questions, existential freak outs, Dear Jabbys, and weirdly involved analysis of people trying to marry animals. In episode 1 of our second season we get right back into things with gay Osama drinking warrior milk, getting fucked by Mr. Mime, finger blasting in front of 13 year olds, and Jake having a breakdown about a talkative man on the bus. So needless to say, we're back. Thanks for listening!

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link I hope ya ready for RAW DAWGZ cuz you gettin served some CANINE SUSHI Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

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Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link Just please, no kids. Leave em' out of this Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

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Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link if you've been thinking "Boy I've never heard a manic Jake burn through an entire episode in 30 minutes" well... Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link Melatonin wishes and Catbutt dreams. This is Lifestyles of the Rich and Podcasting Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link It doesn't count as podfading when you're just fading out of consciousness for one whole episode right? Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link Back just in time for our unoffish off da books one year anniversary. You're welcome Obama. Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link Wake up from your alien baby dreams its breakfast time and were serving a dead man's pancakes Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link I mean come on please? Just love each other. Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

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Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link It's a lateness double feature yallz. Getting down and dirty with Frankie Jizz and Kenny Poops how ya feelin Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link This week we get real as hell with Donnie Spell, tackle the usual yahoo style life issues like Tuna and Hardcore rap, and then we get really real about bullying and shit. Be the guru yo. Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link Philly is burning with podcast realness, yo. We get down with PA state rep and super bear Brian Sims and even more down with the dope documentary Paris Burning. Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link Back from our week break with great black moms, awful jobs, Yahoo Yusers and cookie monster! get real and fuck the patriarchy kthanxbi Site - sweetreleasepod.com Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link This week its Florida Man vs. Florida Woman and Sexy Mid-West Jesus Vs. East Coast Post Punk Jesus. Also we get up in dem guts about comedy and about not being racist as shit when you date people. Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link This week were saving the gay orphans, smoking the coco puffs, and stopping the forced abortions (don't worry still pro-choice 2 tha grave420) We also catch up with Hannibal Lecter, Carl Sagan and that guy that screamed faggot at Jake Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Gay Villians, Gay Sons, Gay Scouts 420 to the graaaaave Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Spiritually speaking, this week wives get blown up, fathers cross some serious lines and Jake developes a serious push of speech. Crystal Meth for life yo. Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

This week we talk about the cathartic power of X-Treme cleaning, while also checking in with our hero, Florida-Man. Jake brings another sensual missed connection to the table and and all three of us get pretty up in arms about the world's craziest Kitchen Nightmares episode. Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

This week we crown 2014's teacher of the year in advance! Is it Boy George or The Korean Porkeys? We then premiere a brand new segment of Jake's own personal Missed Connections, while afterwards delving deep into the Pick up Artist mythology! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link This week on The Sweet Release we don't talk about anything dirty because of our HIGH MORAL STANDARDS. Thats a lie. Lesbians, homosexuals, anal cancer and much much more! So prepares yourself, cause you'll be catalogging this at the Vatican soon enough! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

This week on the Sweet Release we learn great things like how racism cures pedophilia and a bunch of weed names. Also Please stop fucking my wife. Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link On this week's episode of The Sweet Release we tackle the dangers of a variety of vaginas, namely a plastic one, a hydraulic one and one thats on the end of a 3 foot peni- You know what, why don't we let you just hear that one for yourself. We also herald the return of our favorite super hero, Florida-Man, while also helping Jabby deal with the biggest jackass on the planet. Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! FeedBurner Link We come back from our week break to a (thankfully) missed connection, a southern republican blowing the lid off of the enormous white collar crime pyramid scheme that the gay marriage movement really is, and then Jake gets real with some serious feelings and shit. Of course it wouldn't be an episode of The Sweet Release if there weren't ghosts fucking and someone with a micro-penis, so theyre in there too. Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! This week on The Sweet Release, everything's coming up hoooorse! Hold on to your My Lil Pony embroidered fedoras! Things get pretty neigh-sty! We have a few casual encounters with some tinny penises and then save a man from his surprisingly violent and beloved wife. Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! This week we toss a cat in to the Time Vortex cause it fucking deserves it, a man's arm turns into a penis and then a really shitty girlfriend explains how in actuality she is the world's shittiest girlfriend A very ignorant boyfriend brings a whole new meaning to the term “Cotton mouth”, Obama is a satan, and much much more on episode 21 of The Sweet Release! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

On our twentieth (count em girls TWENTY) episode of The Sweet Release we trek across the country finding our finest heros, who we find mostly with cocaine in bathrooms and also detroit (ew) We also figure whats up with that guy and his STUPID HORSE LOVING, while trying to explain how loaded unattended guns left around the house is not safe for 4 year olds or the inebriated racists who own them. Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

This week on The Sweet Release, shit gets real over a one dollar coupon, Florida-Man returns with a sexy vengeance, and Jake's tiny vagina get's the stretch its been needing for a while now. We also get mixed up in some litigation over toxic pokemon dildos, subliminal clown sex, and mysterious cum screamers while dipping back into the vault over at Cosmo's sex dungeon. Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

This week on The Sweet Release, Anna makes things really not “irie” for our rasta bredren, Florida-Man saves the day in his own special way and we figure out all the reasons as to why a bunch of 20 year old girls on the internet would become sexually obsessed with a mass killer. Oh wait, no we don't, we just end up as confused and horrified as you will. We also take on Seth Macfarlane's Oscar hosting job, nude dads showing everyone their penises and saying stupid things like “I Believe in Jah” Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

This week on The Sweet Release, were not gunna lie, someone blows a nut in a horse, while other people stash knives in their couches for threesome emergencies. We also delve deep into the world of Men's Rights and all the masculism they so desperately need. And of course it wouldn't be an episode of The Sweet Release if we didn't get asked by someone how to fuck a ghost, so enjoy! Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

Puffy vaginas, butt hole medicine, and a Real Doll making a real girl understandably a bit jealous, oh boy do we have it all with a side of WalMart drunk driving! Before you listen make sure to check your shampoo for poison and don't forget to cover this disobedience in the Blood of Christ (dont worry, it's covered!) Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

This week's episode of The Sweet Release is worth the trip from Texas, ladyboys! We have evil twins making out in showers, Korean Django racism, and slutty sex robots. We take a look back at the 2012 AVN Awards and decide who the real winners are (spoilers: its you!) and decide once and for all whether you can wear swastikas and still not be a total nazi (spoilers: you can't!) Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

This week we forget that were recording and spend 7 minutes babbling about Ashton Kutcher getting molested, while finally getting down to the nitty gritty on online romances, regardless as to whether or not the person on the other end actually exists! Slap on some Tea farts, poisonous horse cum, cross dressing priest Heisenbergs and death dreams and you got episode 14 of The Sweet Release! Our deepest apologies! Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday

On this week's episode We've got a 500 pound child sniffer, incorrectly named german folklore, awful bloody handjobs and the most charged up crystals mana can buy! Lock your filthy children in the closet, chow down on some bananas gone brown and prepare yourself for The Sweet Release! Subscribe and Rate on iTunes! Fan page – facebook.com/sweetreleasepod Twitter – @thetweetrelease Email – sweetreleasepod@gmail.com Jakes Tumblr – @dangerwizard Twitter – @ronholiday