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Snow-Maggedon is here and it ain't over yet. The blizzard warning continues until 1pm this afternoon…and then it'll be almost 60° by Friday. Go figure. In the news this morning, the latest on the search for Nancy Guthrie, an outbreak of Norovirus on a Princess cruise ship sickens over 150 people, Target is apparently going to sell less toys in the future, and a recap of last night's Oscars. In sports, the Bucks split the weekend with a loss on Friday and a win yesterday, the Badgers lost to Michigan in the semifinals of the Big Ten Tournament and still managed to get a five-seed for the NCAA men's bracket, Team USA beat the Dominican Republic at the World Baseball Classic to advance to the championship game, Denny Hamlin wins in Vegas, and Team USA sweeps the hockey gold at the Olympics & Paralympic games! We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and we discussed a recent Reddit thread about movies that are 10/10 with no bad parts. Did you see Dave Grohl at that random BBQ serving up food? A group of dads in Texas got together recently and bought a vehicle for a beloved crossing guard who was using public transportation & rideshares after her car broke down, and another elderly worker is set for life after someone started a GoFundMe for him. Elsewhere in sports, a look at the First Four of the NCAA men's bracket, the Jim Irsay collection sold for a LOT of money, Auston Matthews is out for the season and now the Maple Leafs are asking the NHL to change it's suspension policy, and apparently Ronda Rousey is in the AEW now. If you're looking for a new gig, Pizza Hut is apparently looking for a crust connoisseur. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a golf cart DUI in #Florida, a #FloridaWoman tried to murder her own sister, a woman who ate some homemade fermented swordfish & got botulism, and a reporter in California who had an unexpected guest while doing a live shot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Holy wind, Batman! Before all the snow & cold weather, we got a bunch of wind and rain during the overnight. Today is Friday the 13th…our second of the year. One more in November. And in honor of this day, we looked at a list of 13 facts about Friday the 13th. Doc joined us just after 8am to talk NASCAR racing thanks to County Materials in Holmen & Eau Claire. In the news this morning, the FDA has warned the manufacturer of Ozempic for failing to report certain side effects to their consumers, a pill that could possibly help with sleep apnea, a few chain restaurants are offering deals on food for Friday the 13th, and Live Nation employees get busted for shit-talking their customers. In sports, the Bucks lost again last night, the Badgers held on to beat Washington in the Big Ten Tournament yesterday, a look at today's Big Ten action, Team USA takes on Canada tonight in the World Baseball Classic, the Vikings have officially signed Kyler Murray, and the Big 12 is switching back to a hardwood court after trying the LED glass floor. We talked about what's on TV this weekend and what's new in theaters. Plus, the latest on the "Malcolm in the Middle" reboot, and Stewie from "Family Guy" is getting his own spin-off show. Elsewhere in sports, Tony Dungy is leaving "Sunday Night Football" on NBC, a possible burial ground located under a parking lot belonging to the Tampa Bay Rays, and apparently UFC fighters are going to be training FBI agents. According to a new study, one in three people believe the world will come to an end during their lifetime. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about an aggressive goose on the Florida A&M campus, a lawsuit about salsa, a drunk #FloridaWoman who tried to give the cops some batteries & Q-tips instead of her license, a son who beat his stepfather after the dude was strangling his mother, and a dude got his ass beat by some car wash employees after attacking them with an axe.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Florida woman faces multiple charges after allegedly firing shots at a home owned by Rihanna. AP correspondent Jennifer King reports.
Welcome to Wednesday & the return of Winter! Gonna be chilly for the next few days with some snow in the forecast. Definitely closing the windows when I get home later this morning. In the news this morning, a man wanted in connection with a murder case in Wisconsin was taken into custody in Utah, tornados ripped through parts of Illinois & Indiana last night, a catholic bishop in California resigns after embezzling almost $300,000 from his parish, and the Arizona DOT announces the winners in the "Adopt a Snowplow" contest. In sports, the Bucks lost to the Suns last night, the Big Ten men's basketball tourney kicked off yesterday and continues later this morning, the schedules for the Big Ten men's & women's hockey tourneys, Bam Adebayo goes off for 83 points last night, and Team USA blew it against Italy last night in the World Baseball Classic. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and an upcoming Black Sabbath orchestral tour. In the "Good News" department, an 80 year-old man and his 99 year-old dad enjoyed some free oysters, a stroke survivor gets a nice surprise from Dunkin Donuts, and another story about a dog saving someone's life! Are you exhausted by tipping culture? You aren't alone, apparently. 83% of people in a survey say that automatic service fees should be banned. Elsewhere in sports, the latest on the NFL free agency moves, and Talked about a couple of new TikTok "trends", including frambled eggs, "Ring My Bell" videos, and a pizza topping that's a big red flag for women. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaWoman who allegedly stabbed her roommate to death, a Kentucky couple who locked their young children in a closet, an app that's supposed to help men stop masturbating has apparently gotten hacked, another #FloridaWoman who left her daughter at a bar to go drinking at another bar, and a naked burglar is terrorizing a community.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
On Sunday, March 8, 2026, the sanctuary of pop icon Rihanna and A$AP Rocky was shattered when a 35-year-old Florida woman, Ivanna Lisette Ortiz, allegedly opened fire on their Beverly Hills mansion. Armed with an AR-15-style rifle, Ortiz reportedly fired 10 rounds from a white Tesla, with bullets piercing the front gate and an interior wall while the singer was inside.In this episode, we break down:The Attack: A timeline of the 1:15 PM shooting and how LAPD tracked the suspect to a Sherman Oaks shopping center within 30 minutes.The Suspect: Who is Ivanna Lisette Ortiz? We look into her Florida criminal history and her transition from Orlando to Los Angeles.The Warning Signs: Analyzing the disturbing social media posts from February 2026 where Ortiz targeted Rihanna and Cardi B with bizarre accusations.The Legal Fallout: Why Ortiz is being held on a staggering $10.22 million bail and the details of the attempted murder charges.Security & Safety: How Rihanna is ramping up protection and the reported move to leave Los Angeles following the incident.Episode Note: No injuries were reported, but the incident has reignited the conversation around celebrity stalking and the accessibility of high-powered weapons.
The line at the car wash was long, but it was sooooo worth the wait yesterday! Truck was absolutely filthy. I see some rain in the forecast tomorrow. Might even get a thunderstorm! It's Hypothetical Thursday on the show, so we asked each other hypothetical questions this morning. Jean's question was: "Would you rather have to grill 100% of your food or microwave it all?" Brian's question was: "What would be the worst thing to be allergic to?" Sadly, Office Cora was sick this morning, but we still hooked you up with some things to do in the 715 this weekend. In the news this morning, and update on the search for Nancy Grace, the Wendy's CEO has thrown his hat into the "burger taste-testing" arena, a recall on frozen items from Trader Joe's, and a proposal to ban cell phones in classrooms in Wisconsin. In sports, the Bucks lost again last night, the Badgers handily beat Maryland, an update on the World Baseball Classic, and legendary college football coach Lou Holtz died yesterday. And did you see this ref get punched at a college basketball game last night? Elsewhere in sports, a Bears player retires unexpectedly, the NFL announced the opponents for this upcoming season's Hall of Fame game, and Dick Vitale is going to be on the call for one of the First Four men's basketball games in the March Madness tourney. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight, and we also discussed what happened on Survivor last night(dude shit himself). Also, a possible Sphere being built in Nashville? Did you hear about the "mini miracle" on the Hudson River from a few days ago? Same scenario, just on a smaller scale as the original "Miracle on the Hudson" from 2009. A dog that spent most of her life at a shelter in Tennessee is now going to her fur-ever home, and a cat in Ireland that was missing for two weeks was just found in the wall of the home! Is this the saddest story of all time? An 82-year-old man who fought to get a traffic light installed at the intersection where his wife was killed in 2024 died on Monday in a car crash in the very same place. The traffic light was never added. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a "cool mom" in Utah who was arrested after she allegedly served alcohol to numerous children at a birthday party last weekend, a bar in Pittsburgh got an unwelcome guest last weekend, a woman in Canada who has run afoul of the Spice Girls, and a #FloridaWoman who got arrested for DUI and punched a cop in the face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Your body is basically a Cold War-era construction site, and Lexington is ready for company from 40 light years away. In Episode 1044, Scot and Tony examine the "Existential Dread" of birthdays, the biology of aging, and why you should never let a "Feng Shui Master" near public road safety equipment. As always, the news is true—as far as you know.Space-Age Bourbon: Lexington, Kentucky is so desperate for tourists they've started firing infrared lasers into space. They've sent the molecular structure of water, bourbon, and dopamine to a star system 40 light years away. We expect a "No Thanks" by 2064.The "Ship of Theseus" Body: Why do you feel like you died at Gettysburg when most of your cells are less than 10 years old? We dive into cell turnover, carbon-14 dating from Cold War nuclear tests, and the parts of you (like your eye lenses) that are "original equipment" from birth.The "Aunt's Dog" Defense: A Florida woman (because of course) tries to beat a mandated drug test by submitting a sample from her aunt's dog. Pro tip: Scientists can tell the difference between human DNA and a Golden Retriever.Demonic Mirrors vs. Oncoming Traffic: In Shanghai, a woman's quest for better Feng Shui leads her to disable a traffic mirror because it was "irradiating her home with negative energy." The result? High-speed "positive energy" collisions at a 90-degree turn.Birthday Logistics: Why having a birthday six months from Christmas is the ultimate gift-giving hack, and why June 15th is a dangerous day for Scot's memory.If you enjoyed this dose of the truth-adjacent, please like the video, subscribe to the channel, and leave a comment. Is your body a high-speed construction site or a crumbling ruin? Let us know below!#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #Science #OddNews #FloridaWoman #Lexington #FengShui #AgingInside This Episode:
Florida toddler hospitalized after drinking from sippy cup with bag of meth inside, Headline fo the Week contender #1: Florida Woman with no right hand ticketed for holding phone in 'right hand'...TV news anchor got into it with the stations meteorologist live on-air...
Florida toddler hospitalized after drinking from sippy cup with bag of meth inside, Headline fo the Week contender #1: Florida Woman with no right hand ticketed for holding phone in 'right hand'...TV news anchor got into it with the stations meteorologist live on-air...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Producer Josh updates us on a drunk man who wanted to clear his name, a man who tried to hustle a NYC hotel, and a Florida Woman batters her boyfriend with pickles.
Should all beaches be public property? Where does Florida rank in national beach access freedoms? On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty discuss your favorite Florida Man headlines before being joined by Luke West for a brand-new 5-Minute Movie Review. The boys then begin Session 1 of "FMOFM Reads Point Break," a new segment where the crew reads through the entirety of a film script over the course of 20 episodes. In the episode finale, Josh takes the team on a deep dive into Florida's beach access laws and what they mean for everyday Floridians. The episode ends with an insane new musical guest, Dive Night from Miami, Florida. Headlines include: Florida Man arrested for crashing into a BMW dealership, Florida Man eats feral pig meat (update), Florida Man sues Walt Disney World over water slide catastrophe, Florida Woman bear-maces another Florida Woman for killing a chicken trying to cross the road. On Mic: Jesse Nieman, Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, Luke West Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union: Florida. To learn more about the show, visit www.fmofm.com. Please consider supporting the show at Patreon.com/fmofmpodcast.
Rheanna Harden, 23, is going to prison for 40 years for a June 2025 incident in which she fired a gun at a deputy from the back of a cruiser. Harden slipped out of her handcuffs and was able to grab a gun she had stashed in her shorts. The intense incident happened in Marion County and led the deputy to fire back at Harden. Law&Crime's Angenette Levy goes through the body-worn camera footage in this episode of Crime Fix — a daily show covering the biggest stories in crime.Host:Angenette Levy https://twitter.com/Angenette5CRIME FIX PRODUCTION:Head of Social Media, YouTube - Bobby SzokeSocial Media Management - Vanessa BeinVideo Editing - Daniel CamachoGuest Booking - Alyssa Fisher & Diane KayeSTAY UP-TO-DATE WITH THE LAW&CRIME NETWORK:Watch Law&Crime Network on YouTubeTV: https://bit.ly/3td2e3yWhere To Watch Law&Crime Network: https://bit.ly/3akxLK5Sign Up For Law&Crime's Daily Newsletter: https://bit.ly/LawandCrimeNewsletterRead Fascinating Articles From Law&Crime Network: https://bit.ly/3td2IqoLAW&CRIME NETWORK SOCIAL MEDIA:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lawandcrime/Twitter: https://twitter.com/LawCrimeNetworkFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lawandcrimeTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/lawandcrimenetworkTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lawandcrimeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Cars into buildings update; GPS fails; Shia LaBeouf arrested at Mardi Gras; Tasty Tuesday and CHEEZ-It news; Using Chick-fil-a as a weapon; Couples with different bedtimes; Smart Underwear; Jessica's--you've been warned; Florida Woman and Uber
Got some rain during the overnight…temps dropping over the next few days. In the news this morning, an update on the deadly shooting at a hockey rink in Rhode Island, the latest on the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, Shia LaBeouf gets beaten up & arrested at Mardi Gras, the Air Force One jets are getting repainted, and a recall on peanut butter. In sports, the Badger men's basketball team blew it against Ohio State last night, the Bucks get back in action on Friday in New Orleans, the Brew Crew start their spring training games on Saturday, the Special Teams coordinator for the Packers is stepping down, and a look at the upcoming schedule for the US men's & women's hockey teams at the Olympics. In other Olympic stuff, an update on the medal count, a professional darts player tries curling and ends up injuring himself, and a news anchor who loses it over the word "kerfluffle" We let you know what's on TV today/tonight. Plus, Miley Cyrus will be appearing on the 20th Anniversary special for "Hannah Montana" on Disney+ in March. Elsewhere in sports, Ronda Rousey is returning to the octagon to fight Gina Carano, the MLB Players' Association executive director steps down, and some new ballpark food items available at Astros games this year. Cool story about a kid who saw his picture on the back of a Bluey toy, and a teacher in Washington is in the news after she had her students draw pictures of winter hats & then she and her aunt knitted real hats to match their drawings. Had an interesting tip for helping you learn something faster. And a list of sounds that everyone should recognize as IMMEDIATE danger! And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaMan who assaulted his girlfriend with some Chick-Fil-A, a #FloridaTeen who got busted for exposing himself to multiple women, a private investigator who caught a guy snowboarding that was supposedly too injured to work, a #FloridaWoman who left her kids in an Uber for hours, a sex dungeon in Chicago that's getting shut down, and a pastor is accused of forcing his adopted children to eat out of dumpsters along with sexually abusing them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple arrested for taking a 14 year old to the strip club. Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into tacos and pizza. Florida woman arrested for practicing dentistry without a license AGAIN. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
A medical examiner revealed the cause of death for a woman found dead under mysterious circumstances in a Miami Dollar Tree freezer.
A medical examiner revealed the cause of death for a woman found dead under mysterious circumstances in a Miami Dollar Tree freezer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
WDAY First News anchors Scott Engen, Lisa Budeau and and Lydia Blume break down your regional news and weather for Tuesday, February 10. InForum Minute is produced by Forum Communications and brought to you by reporters from The Forum of Fargo-Moorhead and WDAY TV. Visit https://www.inforum.com/subscribe to subscribe.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman nurse arrested for twerking on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman stalks ex, mails her a 9mm bullet. Florida state driver's license exams will only be in English starting today. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after discovering girlfriend cooking with another man. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Hump day is here and we're looking at another high in the mid-20's today. Likely going to be in the upper 30's by tomorrow. Jean's final day in the studio this week as she's off on Thursday & Friday. In the news this morning, Minute Maid announced that they are discontinuing their canned & frozen juices after EIGHTY years, the latest on the disappearance of Savannah Guthrie's mom, more legislation introduced in Wisconsin for the legalization of marijuana, and the famous bald eagles in CA unfortunately lost two eggs. In sports, the Bucks finally got a win last night over the Bulls, the Badgers play at home against Indiana on Saturday morning, no trade for Giannis just yet but James Harden is on the move, the results of last night's Pro Bowl, and Robert Kraft…much like Bill Belichick, won't be getting into the Hall of Fame this year. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and we discussed the possibility that Ozzfest returns in 2027! And if you've always wanted to own a home made famous by a TV show, you're in luck! The house from "Breaking Bad" just got a major price-slash! Also, it looks like we're getting some new episodes of MST3K thanks to a VERY successful crowd-funding campaign. Elsewhere in sports, the College Football Playoff schedule for the next two years gets released with some noticeable changes, the American flag-bearers at the Olympics get named, and Lindsey Vonn is planning on competing in Milan despite having suffered some major damage to her left knee. And speaking of the Olympics, our favorite event at the upcoming Winter games is apparently snowboarding. Cool story about a teacher in Michigan who just set a Guinness World Record for the "longest career as a language teacher". What are some etiquette tips that we should all know? We talked about the moment we realized we weren't young anymore. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a new beer brewed with an extremely bizarre ingredient, a moron in Massachusetts who tried to melt ice on his roof with a blowtorch, a guy in Indy who robbed a Taco Bell with some pruning shears, a #FloridaWoman who's in trouble after her kid showed up to kindergarten with a gun in their backpack, a deer that crashed through a living-room window of a home in #Florida, and a cop that went above & beyond to catch a stolen-bike suspect.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Another cold one in the dairy state. In the news this morning, an update on former Nickelodeon star Tylor Chase, the latest on the deadly plane crash in Maine, recently arrested Ryan Wedding appears in court, and Yuengling Beer is back in WI! In sports, the Bucks take on the 76ers tonight, an update on Giannis' injury, the Badger men's basketball team faces Minnesota tomorrow night, Shedeur Sanders is going to the Pro Bowl, and Philip Rivers withdraws from the Bills' head coaching search. We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and we also looked at the new Netflix documentary on the 1980 US Olympic hockey team. Great story about a group of high school kids who fix old cars and donate them to single moms. And check out this cat that walked 155 miles to get back home after going missing. Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports show joined us to talk about his reaction to the AFC & NFC Championship games, and his thoughts on the Freddy Peralta trade. Have you seen this museum of personal failures? All sorts of interesting stuff on display. An online debate is raging right now about a couple that hid a bunch of rubber ducks around their house to test a cleaning service. Elsewhere in sports, is there a new conspiracy in the NFL? And a family is suing Aramark & the Houston Texans. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a new law going into effect in South Carolina that could fine you for having too much trash in your vehicle, a #FloridaWoman who poured bleach in her roommate's pasta dish, a guy who shot at a snowplow driver, a dude who stole $400,000 worth of smart toilets, and another dude who farted on some cops while getting arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:25) A Piece of My Mind (00:08:10) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:22:51) St. John's Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu (00:27:44) “Uber Eats” Robot's Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under Train (00:33:30) Foreign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in Vietnam (00:38:00) RoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In China (00:42:35) ER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've Seen (00:52:56) Shoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth & Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops Intervened (00:57:21) FL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" Police (01:05:23) Ask Pancho (01:20:52) Insane Game Show (01:39:48) Coming Next Episode (01:51:11) Closing Florida and stupidity go hand-in-hand and this week there's plenty of proof, starting with the law enforcement officers. One officer had to do something he was never taught in police academy: Handcuff...or maybe it was "leg-cuff" a runaway emu. Law enforcement in Vietnam encountered a sight they've not ever seen before: A tourist wrapped head to toe in bananas acting as a feeder for wild monkeys. Another FL cop trying to take a suspect into custody first had to take away the lighter he was holding up to the 12-guage shotgun shell the suspect was holding--in his TEETH. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" also talks about a FL cop that was being "ass"-saulted in the line of "doody".In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind…] A 4-y/o is Getting Death Threats…Over NFL Predictions?????St. John's Co. FL Deputy Goes Viral For Handcuffing Runaway Emu“Uber Eats” Robot's Final Delivery Ends Crushed Under TrainForeign tourist wraps himself in bananas to feed wild monkeys in VietnamRoboCops On Patrol, In Traffic, In ChinaER Doctors Share the Most Ridiculous Sex-Related Injuries They've SeenShoplifter Put Shotgun Shell in Mouth and Tried to Set It off with a Lighter Before Cops IntervenedFL Masseuse Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping "Towards" PolicePancho tackles some tough questions from a waitress at a bar who sees a co-worker, who is a struggling single mom skimming credit cards but is having second thoughts about snitching, and a husband who says his his wife is being influenced by a "health nut" co-worker in giving their kids less food. Play along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you can guess the 5 different mindbenders on some current statistics! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!This episode includes AI-generated content.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver's car. Florida couple gives birth to the wrong (color) baby, sues fertility clinic. Floridaman pastor asks congregation to donate $10k in 90 seconds, as God requested. Floridaman arrested to assault with a ketchup packet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens. Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest. Florida woman named Juicy Booty attacked teenagers with a baseball bat. Florida woman bites her attacker's penis to escape to safety. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Today's National Days. Jessica Rosenthalas the poly market steps into legal gray area by hosting trades on war. Jay Leno is a decent human being and coffee drinkers life longer despite sitting for long periods of time. Florida Woman punches cop during a traffic stop. Simon reads your texts.
On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty are joined by the legendary Christian Suddreth to cover your favorite Florida Man headlines, take a pop culture quiz, and rant about what is bothering their guest. Headlines include: Florida Woman throws collard greens and a skillet at her roommate, Naked Florida Man robs a meat market, Florida Man uses a sledgehammer to destroy a gas station slot machine. On Mic: Christian Suddreth, Luke West, Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty Rants include: blurring your child's face on social media, fast food drive throughs. Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union, Florida. To learn more about the show, visit www.fmofm.com. Please consider supporting the show at Patreon.com/fmofmpodcast.
Man robbed bank, bought a $20 meal and left the rest of the stolen cash as a tip, New York City carriage horse runs into traffic and hits multiple vehicles, Florida Woman who worked at "Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor" tried to avoid being arrested by defecating towards deputies
Busy Thursday as we get ready for the colder temps to move in along with the snow! Should start sometime this afternoon & continue through tomorrow. In the news this morning, actor Timothy Busfield recently turned himself in to authorities after allegations of child sexual abuse and now he's facing new charges involving a 16 year-old girl, an ICE agent was attacked in Minneapolis yesterday & shot a man in the leg, Verizon has resolved it's outage from yesterday and has promised to provide account credits to it's customers, a man who heckled President Trump at a Ford factory has been suspended from his job…but a GoFundMe for him has already raised almost a million dollars, and a recall on Super Greens dietary supplements. In sports, the Bucks take on the Spurs tonight, the Badger men's basketball team face Rutgers on Saturday, a look at the NFL Divisional Round schedule, the College Football National Championship game is on Monday night between Miami & Indiana, Adam Theilen officially announced his retirement yesterday, and it looks like John Harbaugh is going to be the next head coach for the Giants. We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and we also discussed a list of "nearly perfect" comedy films and added a few more of our own. Cool story about an influencer who goes to farmer's markets to highlight local vendors and completely changed the life of a mom-&-pop beef jerky brand from Texas! And speaking of snacks, we looked at Instacart's list of the Top 10 Super Bowl snacks. If you're looking for something Super Bowl-esque, Cup Noodles is releasing three chicken wing-inspired flavors just in time for the big game. It's Hypothetical Thursday and Brian went first with his question, "Would you rather have constant diarrhea or constant constipation?" Jean asked, "Which Boston sports team would you pick to win a championship?" Elsewhere in sports, the UFC Bantamweight Championship fight between Kayla Harrison & Amanda Nunes at next weekend's UFC 324 has been postponed, a bunch of money & guns were stolen from Greg Biffle's home just weeks after his tragic death in a plane crash, and a high school football team is cancelling it's next season after it went winless….and scoreless for an entire season this year! Office Cora joined us just after 8am to talk about what she's up to this weekend in the 715. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who found an interesting charge on her Chick-Fil-A receipt, a stranger who knocked on someone's door at midnight and asked them to make a pizza, a mom in the UK who made her kids pay for their own McDonald's, and a #FloridaWoman who tried to avoid being arrested by shitting on the cops.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Was breast milk a motivator in theft of workplace Stanley Cup? Florida Woman sues apartment management after she says her toes were amputated because of spider bites, Self-driving Waymo car passenger has to hop out after the vehicle drove onto the light rail tracks in Phoenix
Overreaction Football Monday: NFL Wild Card Weekend recap of some incredinle back-and-forth action on Saturday & Sunday, plus a preview of the final Wild Card game that will be played tonight in Pittsburgh as The Texans visit The Steelers. Lightning will face Flyers for second time in three days and try to extend win streak to 10, Mo Wagner returns to Magic after being out for more than a year with injury and Magic win at home against New Orleans
As we continue to get closer to 2026, we had more year-end lists this morning, including Apple Music's top artists & songs of the last year, Rolling Stone's top albums & songs of 2025, and Loudwire's top songs & albums from the past twelve months. Plus, a look at some of the top resolutions people are making for 2026. We also let you know what's on TV today/tonight and what's new on New Release Tuesday. In the news this morning, a massive investigation is underway in Minnesota for daycare fraud, the Bondi Beach hero just gave his first interview after getting out of the hospital, a hospital security guard was killed on Christmas day, and Wendy's is offering Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers for a penny today for National Bacon Day. Great story about a restaurant that cancelled it's holiday party and donated all the money they would have spent to one of their employees who was adopting a child. In sports, the Falcons beat the Rams on MNF to wrap up week 17, a look at the schedule for the final week of the regular season, a look at the upcoming Bowl game schedule, the Bucks got another win last night, the Badger men's basketball team plays tonight after a lengthy holiday break, UFC fighter Tom Aspinall needs multiple eye surgeries, Ryan Lochte is selling some of his Olympic medals, and tragedy strikes the world of NASCAR yet again with the deadly fire at Denny Hamlin's parents' home. And speaking of the last couple of weeks of regular season NFL action, we checked in on our Pigskin Picks for week 17 and made our picks for the final week.(Brian won the contest!) Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports show joined us just after 8am to talk about his Christmas break, his plans for New Year's Eve, and we also talked a bit about the Packers. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a former substitute teacher from Texas who's been charged with child sexual assault, a sad update on former Nickelodeon star Tylor Chase, a #FloridaMan who was ringing the bell for the Salvation Army and decided to get violent, and a #FloridaWoman who shot her own son after a Christmas brunch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Alyssa Zinger, 24, faces a list of charges related to allegations that she posed as a homeschooled 14-year-old girl so she could have sex with teenage boys in 2023. Zinger has been held without bond since 2024 after police said they discovered the case involved more than one victim. Her trial is currently scheduled for late May 2026. Law&Crime's Angenette Levy goes through everything we know about the case in this episode of Crime Fix — a daily show covering the biggest stories in crime.PLEASE SUPPORT THE SHOW:Grow your own audience today – go to https://opus.pro/crimefix for 1 week free plus 50% off the first 3 months of Opus Pro.Host:Angenette Levy https://twitter.com/Angenette5CRIME FIX PRODUCTION:Head of Social Media, YouTube - Bobby SzokeSocial Media Management - Vanessa BeinVideo Editing - Daniel CamachoGuest Booking - Alyssa Fisher & Diane KayeSTAY UP-TO-DATE WITH THE LAW&CRIME NETWORK:Watch Law&Crime Network on YouTubeTV: https://bit.ly/3td2e3yWhere To Watch Law&Crime Network: https://bit.ly/3akxLK5Sign Up For Law&Crime's Daily Newsletter: https://bit.ly/LawandCrimeNewsletterRead Fascinating Articles From Law&Crime Network: https://bit.ly/3td2IqoLAW&CRIME NETWORK SOCIAL MEDIA:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lawandcrime/Twitter: https://twitter.com/LawCrimeNetworkFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lawandcrimeTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/lawandcrimenetworkTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lawandcrimeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It's Christmas Eve Eve…aka FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US! Bust out your metal pole & air some grievances with all the people who have disappointed you this year. Started the morning with the Tuesday song and some grievances of our own. In the news, there was no Powerball winner again last night, a recall on a pain-relieving ointment sold nationwide at both Walmart & Target, and the Wisconsin teacher who sexually assaulted an 11 year-old student gets sentenced. In sports, we recapped last night's MNF matchup between the 49ers & Colts, took a look at this week's schedule, and also talked about the upcoming College Football Bowl games. Plus, the Badgers men's basketball team got back on track with a win over Central Michigan last night, while the Bucks try to get a win tonight. Speaking of the NFL schedule, we took a look at how we did with our Pigskin Picks for Week 16, and since Jean won't be here tomorrow, we made our Week 17 picks today. Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports show joined us just after 8am to discuss his holiday plans and also talk a bit about the Packers devastating few weeks. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and we also let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday. Cool story about a chef at a seafood restaurant in Florida that saved a regular customer's life after he stopped showing up. A recent study revealed that 90% of people experience "work meeting hangovers". What's a sound that angers you the instant you hear it? And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who was allegedly eaten by a shark, a really bad date, a #FloridaWoman who exposed herself to several children, and a school in NY that installed a "time-out" box.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Holy crap, it's Christmas week! We've got lots of holiday stuff to get to over the next three days. Today we discussed a Christmas tradition in Spain that you may want to add to your family's. And which Christmas song "sings to the spirit" of your Zodiac sign? In the news this morning, an update on the deadly shooting on Bondi Beach, more info about the Brown University shooter, actor James Ransone died over the weekend, and nobody won the Powerball jackpot on Saturday…so tonight's jackpot is worth $1.6 billion! In sports, the Packers lost to the Bears on Saturday, a look at the scores from the rest of Week 16 in the NFL…and a look at who's in the playoffs as of today. The Bucks slide continued last night with a loss to the T-Wolves, the Badger men's basketball team lost on Friday night to Villanova, and a check on today's Bowl Games. Elsewhere in sports, Jake Paul got his ass beat over the weekend, Sidney Crosby keeps moving up the all-time list of NHL scorers, and a new billboard in Cincy wants to fire EVERYONE! We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and we also had a great story about a lost dog that was reunited with his loving family just in time for Christmas! What's something you tried once and immediately knew it wasn't for you? Hilarious "hot-mic" moment for the Philadelphia Flyers radio broadcast team that resulted in a suspension. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaWoman who is accused of killing not one…but TWO of her ex-husbands, an engineer who is suing his former employer after being fired for taking really long bathroom breaks, a wild video of a shoplifter at a Walmart who pulled a gun and attempted to shoot a police officer, and two teens are indicted on the murder of a 14 year-old girl.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Florida Woman pops up in Ft. Pierce in her stolen U-Haul van for her federal court appearance for stealing Covid funds, California woman says an Amazon delivery driver dropped off a package and then picked up her cat and left, Nevermind 'Megalodon', check out 'Cardabiondontids'...bet those are still out there too!!
Got my truck washed yesterday. The massive pile of snow at the end of my driveway is basically gone now, and all the dog shit in my backyard that was once hidden by snow is now visible. Gonna work on that later today. In the news this morning, Nick Reiner gets officially charged for the murder of his parents, the massive Powerball jackpot could be won tonight, President Donald Trump will deliver a speech from the Oval Office tonight, and a recall on Danone ice cream. In sports, a look at the Week 16 NFL schedule, the Bucks play tomorrow night at home against the Raptors, the Badger men's basketball team is off until Friday, the Badger women's volleyball team plays tomorrow night in the Final Four, and a look at today's Bowl Games. We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and talked about yesterday's trailer release for Steven Spielberg's new UFO movie. The hero of the Bondi Beach shooting tragedy is still recovering from his injuries, and a GoFundMe to support him just passed the $2 million mark. Firefighters in Arizona recently saved a dog who got stuck in a canal. And check out this dude's world-record snow globe collection! Elsewhere in sports, the man who drove through a crowd of Liverpool fans during a victory parade gets sentenced, a high school basketball coach calls it quits because of the parents of his players, and Mick Foley parts ways with the WWE over their relationship with President Trump. Christmas is now eight days away and we talked about WalletHub's list of the "Best Cities To Celebrate Christmas". We also looked at another list of the "Best Holiday Songs" and Brian came up with his own top ten: 1 - Wham - "Last Christmas"2 - Brenda Lee - "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"3 - Bobby Helms - "Jingle Bell Rock"4 - Bing Crosby - "White Christmas"5 - Burl Ives - "A Holly, Jolly Christmas"6 - Run DMC - "Christmas in Hollis"7 - The Waitresses - "Christmas Wrapping"8 - Gene Autry - "Here Comes Santa Claus"9 - Darlene Love - "Christmas(Baby Please Come Home)"10 - Augie Rios - "Donde Esta Santa Claus" With family & friends coming over to visit and possible stay at your house, is there a point when someone can overstay their welcome? After Jean finally picked more correct than Brian during Week 15 of the NFL season, we made our Week 16 Pigskin Picks just after 8am! A new dating trend is making it's way across the internet. Apparently, some people are letting their parents run their profiles on various dating apps. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaWoman who stole a U-Haul truck to go to a previous hearing at court, a woman in California who claims a delivery driver stole her cat off her front porch, a woman who claims she's getting backlash for purchasing "Angel Tree" gifts from a dollar store, and a guy in Denver who took a naked joyride in a cop car.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after throwing chicken at another woman's face during an argument. Floridaman "Santa Claus" arrested for possession and distribution of illicit child material. Florida school shuts down after threat detection system thinks a clarinet is an assault rifle. Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
Hump Day is here and we're once again digging out. Feels like we've gotten some snow almost every day for the last week. It was that heavy, wet stuff last night. Yuck. In the news this morning, an update on tonight's Powerball drawing, some new license plates in WI, a person in Door County was trying to use a flashlight for a headlight on their vehicle, and a social media ban for kids in Australia. Lots of stuff going on this morning! We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and we talked about how movie theaters can help increase attendance in the future. Plus, we made our Week 15 Pigskin Picks! Speaking of Week 15, we took a look at the NFC North schedule for this weekend's action. And also in sports, the Badger men's basketball team takes on undefeated Nebraska tonight, the Bucks are at home against the Celtics tomorrow night, Philip Rivers is officially on the Colts again, Trey Hendrickson had surgery earlier this week and is done for the season, Kyle Schwarber gets a deal from the Phillies and Edwin Diaz is moving to L.A. Talked about some "Soft Skills" that can help you get a job in the new year. And a list of common tropes in Christmas movies and how to avoid them. This time of year, it's important to remember that you should try to shovel out the fire hydrants in your neighborhood, like this 9 year-old in Iowa. And a NYC doorman is going viral for collecting toys & warm clothing for people in need during the holiday season. Elsewhere in sports, the White Sox scored the #1 overall pick in the upcoming MLB draft, the NHL players might skip the 2026 Olympics if they don't think the ice is safe enough, and the Notre Dame AD is getting called out by the Big 12 Commissioner. New term for people who aren't quite a full introvert or extrovert. We're supposed to call them "otroverts" now. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy in Oklahoma who tried to rob a liquor store with an interesting weapon, a 64 year-old man who's known for playing Santa Claus that just got busted for kiddie porn, a #FloridaWoman who got arrested for DUI and tried to hide a bunch of pills in her vagina, a deer that broke into a Christmas store & got stuck in a chair, and the results of GameStop's "Trade Anything Day".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A dusting of snow on the overnight…more on the way tonight. A couple of inches expected. In the news this morning, nobody won the Powerball jackpot in last night's drawing, a nationwide recall on a blood pressure medicine In sports, the Chargers beat the Eagles to wrap up Week 14 in the NFL, a look at the week 15 schedule, the Bucks are off until Thursday night, the Heisman finalists have been announced, the Badger men's basketball takes on unbeaten Nebraska tomorrow night, the Badger women's volleyball team is moving on to Texas for the regional semifinals, the Colts quarterback situation is reaching new levels of desperation, and Terry Rozier pleads not guilty! Speaking of NFL action, we took a look at our Pigskin Picks for Week 14, and we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show about the Packer win over the Bears on Sunday afternoon. Today is "National Christmas Card Day", so we hooked you up with a few tips to create the perfect card this holiday season. Also let you know what's on TV today/tonight and what's new on New Release Tuesday. Had an absolutely fantastic update on the now-retired Veteran, Ed Bambas! Talked about the worst Christmas songs of all time and asked how many Christmas trees you have in your house. According to a new survey, one out of every seven Americans has more than one tee. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who stole the same car from the same woman, a #FloridaWoman who was walking around without any pants on while drinking Fireball, a Canadian man who is charged with assaulting someone with a snowblower, a shooting at a Lowe's, and a drone that was caught trying to smuggle drugs & crab legs into a prison.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman steals a forklift to steal an ATM. Florida sheriff gets backlash for posting mugshot of a 9 year old online. Floridaman arrested for walking naked in 36 degree weather claims it was a TikTok challenge. Florida woman arrested after grabbing her boyfriend's privates and not letting go until there was blood. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
#NationalStuffingDay; Car into a house in Miamisburg; IED explodes in Dayton; Food news and freebies from Wendy's today; Email about Will's Punchline Report; Florida Woman and the trouble with threesomes; Judge to resign after Elvis antics; Animal Attacks in the news and an eagle drops a cat through a car windshield.
The Two Bobs episode 296 for Monday, November 17, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Sea Creatures from 450 North. https://untp.beer/VXaVG Robert nursed a Harvest from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/NmK7A Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we'll sign you up for sexy yoga. We talked about football. No surprise there. This week's CRAZY NEWS ended the government shutdown, which is more than your sorry ass can say. Florida Woman® took her clothes off and robbed a bagel store. https://bocanewsnow.com/2025/11/10/naked-boca-raton-woman-charged-with-burglarizing-bagel-shop/ A British sex yoga guru was arrested in Thailand for hosting group tantric massages. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15260227/British-sex-yoga-guru-arrested-Thai-Moon-party-Tantric-massage.html A man wearing nothing but SpongeBob SquarePants underwear tackled a guy attempting to steal his car. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/dad-wearing-nothing-spongebob-squarepants-36199118 A man in China rescued his elderly neighbors in his underpants. We're unclear whether they were cartoon themed. https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/china-personalities/article/3331443/china-underpants-man-gains-fame-rescuing-elderly-neighbours-fire-undies Aaron Rodgers is clearly taking his beliefs from TV commercials. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-clearly-now-just-taking-beliefs-from-commercials-hes-seen/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
Floridaman shoots his son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into a bagel shop to shower. Florida woman drove 107mph to get to a Little Caesar's pizza. Florida woman tries to kidnap boy, claiming he's the "wrong color" for that grandma. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform
The Two Bobs episode 295 for Monday, November 10, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXXL Mardi Gras from 450 North. https://untp.beer/pV8x2 Robert nursed a Pecan Ale Goat Nuts from Abita. https://untp.beer/c90acad8af Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you'll be breathing out of your butt. We chatted about the World Series, Halloween, Rob's Christmas lights and the rough week for NFC North (The two teams that count. The Bears and Vikings can fuck off). This week's CRAZY NEWS experienced several delayed or canceled flights. We've heard of talking out of your ass, but how about breathing out of it? https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/10/butt-breathing-might-soon-be-a-real-medical-treatment/ Florida Woman® was knocked unconscious by a duck while riding a roller coaster. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/woman-knocked-unconscious-by-duck-while-riding-roller-coaster-lawsuit-claims/KPOZ3PU4J5HH7EKVIZI2AQQG5E/ A woman in Kentucky accidentally got body parts delivered instead of the medication she ordered. https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/woman-accidentally-gets-body-parts-delivered-instead-of-ordered-medication/ Oreo has Thanksgiving dinner flavors. We're intrigued and horrified. https://people.com/oreo-releases-turkey-flavored-cookies-and-other-thanksgiving-inspired-flavors-11842591 The CDC has decided it would be easier just to track people who don't have Measles. https://theonion.com/cdc-figures-it-easier-to-start-tracking-people-without-measles/ Taylor Swift is second guessing her wedding plans after watching Travis print a Buffalo Wild Wings menu. https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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On today's MJ Morning Show:National Slap-Your-Coworker DayCrocs collaborationsMorons in the newsCaught changing tags at Wal-MartThe drunk real estate agentTG WolfNeutrogena makeup wipes recallDowntown Tampa wheel approvedGirl who fell from Disney cruise ship too small for detection systemLouvre heist updateHeist in mall rips off Champs storeUncle found dead at an independent living facilityTrunk or treatingThanksgiving turkey prices upMJ and Michelle's trip to McDonald's3-year-old toddler ate something in mom's carOdor on a flight caused plane to return to airportWoman claims to be married to EminemUpdate on the guy who stole a Tampa fire engineNBA - FBI gambling probeSports ticket prices United Airlines plane whose windshield was hit by object...Woman hit by plane while in a parkSmaller boob jobsShaq's Range Rover stolenFrancis Ford Coppola selling watch collection after big loss on filmMan struck by lightning for second timeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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A sequel to “The Simpsons Movie” is officially in the works at Disney's 20th Century and slated to release in theaters on July 23, 2027. The film has taken the place of an untitled Marvel project, which has been removed from the studio's schedule. A Florida firefighter with Orange County Fire Rescue has been placed on paid leave and is facing two counts of misdemeanor stalking after she allegedly orchestrated a bizarre act of harassment, which involved dumping 75 red-stained tampons in her ex-boyfriend's front yard. Schuylkill County Man Confronts State Police By Throwing Pineapple, Grabbing a Whip OpenAI unveiled the Sora 2 model earlier this week, its new AI video generation model that offers support for hyper-realistic visuals, speech, sound effects, and better physics. These features allow users to create incredible video clips with just a single text or image prompt. FOLLOW TNR ON RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/c-7759604 FOLLOW TNR ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zlofzLZht7dYxjNcBNpWN FOLLOW TNR ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-next-round/id1797862560 WEBSITE: https://nextroundlive.com/ MOBILE APP: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/the-next-round/id1580807480 SHOP THE NEXT ROUND STORE: https://nextround.store/ Like TNR on Facebook: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Twitter: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Instagram: / nextroundlive Follow everyone from the show on Twitter: Jim Dunaway: / jimdunaway Ryan Brown: / ryanbrownlive Lance Taylor: / thelancetaylor Scott Forester: / scottforestertv Tyler Johns: /TylerJohnsTNR Sponsor the show: sales@nextroundlive.com #SEC #Alabama #Auburn #secfootball #collegefootball #cfb #cfp #football #sports #alabamafootball #alabamabasketball #auburnbasketball #auburnfootball #rolltide #wareagle #alabamacrimsontide #auburntigers #nfl #sportsnews #footballnews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this edition of RIP Robert Trendford, Miles and special guest co-host Blake Wexler discuss JD Vance hosting Charlie Kirk's show, Trump "knocking off" another Venezuelan boat, UN commission finding that Israel is guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity, a Florida woman punching an alligator, selling your soul with LaBuBus, the passing of Robert Redford and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.