Three of Hearts

Content Warning: Vague allusion to child abuse Spar decides it's time to wake up Xbala. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

Vellum & Spar go undercover on a trip to visit Gladia before going after the remaining stamps. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

Content Warning: Truly terrible dad. Ila's Links: Beloved Asheville Art Garden - Their Gofundme Donate to Ila Directly - Ila's shop The agents gain a greater understanding of their companions, while reaffirming distaste for someone Spar used to know. Vellum finds his mentor a muffin; Max comes out in more ways than one; Spar talks in his sleep. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

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The agents take shifts watching over their sleeping companions, and have some life-changing conversations while they're at it. Spar gets to know a relentless foe; Vellum gets to know himself. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

Content Warning: Survivors guilt Everyone takes a minute to talk things through on a most revealing episode! Vellum delivers a one-hit-kill; Spar and Xbala debate which of their memories is correct; everyone pieces together pieces of the larger puzzle. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

Content Warning: Intended (failed) animal cruelty The SUITS agents are reunited with their leader under most unusual circumstances! Vellum solves several problems with creative uses of magic; Spar solves several problems with creative uses of (his own) head trauma.  Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

After solving Gambler's body swap trial, Vellum & Spar receive their rewards...but not before facing an unexpected hurdle. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

The body swap escapades continue and conclude in a hostage situation at Honeycore! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

Having come out to their friends as body-swapped, Spar and Vellum continue their quest for the Gamblers' dice. An old rivalry is unearthed, guns are drawn, and a declaration is made. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

Agents Vellum & Felspar have to navigate life in the others' body in order to pass Gambler's trial. It's even more awkward than you think it is! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harlan and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

Content Warnings: Gambling; partial nudity; implied sexual content The agents make it into Stoneloft, but what answers they find only come with more questions. Prayers are answered, parkour is performed, and a long-awaited meeting does not go as planned. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

To celebrate Three of Hearts's anniversary, Ila and Essay play The Lovers by Adam Vass and Alyx Schroeder, a tarot-based game of romantic scenes. In this quasi-canonical series of dates, Spar and Vellum reflect on their pasts and consider a possible future, together. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

Agents Vellum and Felspar reach the city of Stoneloft at last, but getting inside is another matter entirely. From mysterious magic to stringent bureaucracy, the agents have a handful of new obstacles in their quest to rescue Jack Spade. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

Happy holidays, all! This is just a quick update about where we've been this last month and what to expect from us in the near future! Thank you for your patience, and look forward to episode 37 soon!

Content warning: Loss of a loved one Governor Thorne has a thaumaturgic situation that needs investigating. If only there was an organization that helped with those...Oh well! It's up to Darla, Edmuth, and Mags the Gun Witch to solve a theft which could have dire consequences for the people of Vassa Natura. Darla gets snacky; Edmuth oversells his skills (or does he?); Mags forgets what to remember. Ila Alexei is Edmuth and our artist Essay Mnktl is Darla and our editor Jordan Quiverns is our GM Special guest Hera Alexander is Mags the Gun Witch! Mickey song Hera referenced Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

Content Warnings: Bodily fluid; toxic siblings; jokes about addiction Agents Asce, Iris, and Cadewyn are (mostly) unemployed after SUITS has been shut down, but a secret message offers them a new mission, and puts the fate of Vassa Natura in their questionably capable hands. Asce passes on a gift; Cadewyn steps up; Iris blacks out. Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Iris Anson and our editor Jordan Quiverns is our GM Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf and the creator of Space Kings Buy Space Kings, the game we play on this show! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content, including a miniseries featuring the origin of Vassa Obscura. Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! Follow us on Tumblr! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Our intro music was "La Carrera Gourmet," the midtro was "Castle and Fortress," and our outro was "On My Way Home." All music is by Louie Zong.

Alt Title: The Improper Library Content Warnings: Nonconsensual magic; grief. Years ago, Vellum was betrayed by someone he held dear for a long time. Today, he is transformed by someone he's only just begun to know. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Listen to Essay on RTFM! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

Agents Vellum & Felspar negotiate with a dedicated pursuer. Then, they eat breakfast! Vellum reconnects with someone dear; Spar itches to leave; Magnolia raises the stakes. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! All music is by Louie Zong.

Content Warning: Minor sexual content. The agents return to Vellum's hometown, Yue Liang, to find friendly faces and comfortable lodgings. Destiny makes a tentative friend; Spar bares it all; Vellum gets a taste of the embarrassment Spar's been suffering all along. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! All music is by Louie Zong.

The road to Stoneloft gets dangerous, and the agents seek shelter so they can rest before their arrival. Vellum does some tinkering stunts; Spar makes a sacrifice; Merephina gives a lesson on magic. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

The road trip to Stoneloft gets off to an inauspicious start filled with drama and danger! Vellum encounters an old foe; Spar tries desperately to encounter quality sleep. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

Spar awakes from a frightening dream with a reified sense of urgency. Vellum gives yet another safety speech; Spar panics; pieces fall into place. Content warning: Minor sexual harassment; reference to mind control. The Deck of Daddy Things! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

In the wake of several shocking revelations, Agents Vellum and Felspar lean on each other for companionship and comfort. Content Warnings: Discussion of blood and religious offerings. There is also a post-credits flashback involving sad things happening to children, with an additional warning before that scene. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

The SUITS agents and their friends race across Cindershore, pursued by Governor Thorne and her Brambleguard. Things get both fast and furious! Vellum's internal conflict gets internally conflicteder; Spar finally gets to the heart of matter close to his. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

The agents spend some time in the slammer...but not that much time. Spar gets real and morbid; Vellum gets real and reckless. Content Notes - The opening flashback focuses on xenophobia and microaggressions. No violence is committed. Go to 20:10 to skip. Generally, this episode deals with: a prison setting, syringes and needles, extended discussion of grief and self-sacrifice. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

In the aftermath of the battle against Voracity, Agents Vellum & Felspar finally get what they came for: a chance to interrogate Diamond. Unfortunately, the imposing Governor Thorne also gets what she came for: a chance to interrogate Vellum & Spar. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

In this climatic episode, the fate of Cindershore rests in the hands of our heroes as they do battle with Chrysalis. Ipswitch plays ring toss; Spar has the most important conversation of his life; Vellum gives it everything he's got. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

After some final preparations and meaningful talks, the agents and Ipswitch are at the Atria, ready to take on Chrysalis. Ipswitch learns a thing or two about celebrities, Spar takes note of what he hears, and what he doesn't; Vellum chooses his allies carefully. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

Vellum has just made a deal with a foe that may prove fruitful later, but the larger problems still loom large. Spar makes the front page; Ipswitch gains a valuable skill; Vellum confronts his family history. Shooby Dooby Down to Ruby's! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

When one of their fellow SUITS agents is imprisoned by SKULLS, it's up to Asce Harland, Iris Anson, and Cadewyn Silverleaf to break them out of the booby-trapped BRAT CITY. What follows is an adventure of unexpected proportions... Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Iris Anson and our editor Jordan Quiverns is our GM Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf and the creator of Space Kings Buy Space Kings, the game we play on this show! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content, including a miniseries featuring the origin of SKULLS. Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! Follow us on Tumblr! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Our intro music was "La Carrera Gourmet," the midtro was "Castle and Fortress," and our outro was "On My Way Home." All music is by Louie Zong.

After a harrowing encounter, the party makes a mixed attempt at recuperation. Vellum calls for reinforcements; Ipswitch loses the plot; Spar blows off some steam. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

The podcast is on sabbatical, but you still deserve some Three of Hearts in your ears! Listen as Jordan reads a snippet of their short story, Mseto's Cloven Heart, which tells the founding myth of Clovenheart. If you want to read the rest of the story, subscribe to our Patreon! The music used in this episode was waking dream, by Louie Zong.

A deadly new foe turns up the heat in Cindershore. The Queer Creeper has a daring breakfast; Vellum makes his feelings known; Spar throws caution to the wind to protect someone precious. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

Our heroes race across Cindershore in an effort to chase down some answers! Vellum tries to cut a deal; Spar resolves an old mystery; The Queer Creeper reminds us they're a superhero. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

The agents hunker down at the local constabulary while they figure out their next move. The Queer Creeper investigates the mysterious Sir Timbey in their quest to protect Diamond. Vellum buries his mind in his work. Spar receives an alarming transmission. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

"It's a ghost!" "It's a rainbow!" "It's The Queer Creeper!" A new face (and voice!) joins agents Vellum and Felspar as their stay in Cindershore continues. Spar does a wellness check; Vellum asks some uncomfortable questions; The Queer Creeper attempts to thwart an audacious jewel thief. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

The agents arrive in Cindershore for the next leg of their investigation. Spar reunites with Xbala, his usual field partner and, along with Anya, the quartet begins to piece together the larger puzzle they find themselves in. Also, there are snacks! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

In a flashback, Spar gets involved with a SUITS agent of questionable character, and the events of that escapade echo into the present. Vellum makes a suspicious deal; Spar asks followup questions; Tatiana does what Tatiana does. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

An unexpected encounter leads to great risk, and great reward. Agent Felspar reminds us why he's the brawn. Agent Vellum chews his way to safety. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

Vellum, Spar, and Anya discuss their leads over tea. They may not have the answers yet, but the agents are finally learning the right questions. 100 Random Potion Effects 100 Random Animals Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

When a cruise ship fails to reach its destination, a trio of SUITS agents are sent to investigate its disappearance. When they do find the ship in distress, they quickly uncover that all is not what it seems… Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Iris Anson and our editor Jordan Quiverns is our GM Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf and the creator of Space Kings Buy Space Kings, the game we play on this show! Subscribe to our Patreon to hear Jordan and Ila interview Kevin about Space Kings! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! Follow us on Tumblr! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! All music is by Louie Zong.

Agents Vellum and Felspar attend a community gathering in an attempt to get a clearer understanding of what's happening in Clovenheart. Vell talks through some complicated emotions after a heavy visit to the injured Sekitan. According to a playing card, Spar finds romance. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

Eighteen years ago, Kaolin Vellum had an idea about how to make the world a safer place. Today, that very idea has triggered a chain of events that led directly to a scenario where he is spooning Spar in his childhood bed. Causality is amazing! Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

After a harrowing second day in Clovenheart, Agents Vellum and Felspar can have a little level up, as a treat. Then they get breakfast, as another treat! Unfortunately Spar is surrounded by all his exes and relatives, but what else is new? Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

The SUITS agents get creative and emotional as they protect the people of Clovenheart from a rampaging werelion. In the conflict's unpredictable aftermath, those involved are shaken, broken, and built anew. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

World-famous musical duo Diamond and Sekitan are together again and it feels so good! Or it would if Diamond wasn't a leading suspect in a gruesome kidnapping. The vibes are certainly off as Agents Vellum and Felspar attend the momentous concert, and neither can shake the feeling that something bad is about to happen... Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

In order to save Kurt, Agent Felspar has to make some unsavory choices and confront an important figure from his past. Agent Vellum, meanwhile, is forever changed - not by hover cars or kittens, but by forces beyond his understanding. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong This episode featured the Deck of Daddy Things! Buy it from the crew of Dungeons & Daddies to inject chaos into your games!

Welcome to episode one of our four-part mini-series, Vassa Obscura! We played The Quiet Year to explore the story of Vassa Natura during the war against Morpholomew. It went interesting places, to say the least! To see the map for this episode, check out our Patreon! Hosts: Jordan Quiverns  Essay Manaktola  Ila Alexei  SPECIAL GUEST: Crimson Dylan Quiverns  Interested in the game we played? It's The Quiet Year, by Avery Alder!  Our music, as always, was provided by Louie Zong. All this episode's music is from the album Gators! Intro - Here Comes the Gator Man; Midtro - Swamp Strut; Outro - Country Croc.

The Agents are closer than ever to finding Kurt Whittlesby. Unfortunately, they're also closer than ever to a ticking bomb. Ila Alexei is Agent Vellum and our artist Essay Manaktola is Agent Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

Agents Vellum and Felspar stop a robbery at Traitor Jo's perpetrated by some uniquely talented criminals. Vellum makes a new friend for life; Spar scores a home run. Afterward, the search for Kurt results in promising and disturbing leads. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong