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Three of Hearts is a TTRPG Actual Play Podcast made by queer people FOR queer people (and other people, too)! Follow the lives of special agents Vellum and Felspar as they solve an increasingly complicated mystery in the reclusive town of Clovenheart. Along the way there are laughs, adventures, old flames, new flames and more playing card puns than strictly necessary! General Content Warning: As a 1950s-inspired detective story, most episodes will contain references to guns and other weapons; references to drugs, alcohol, and smoking; mild violence; mild sexual content; and swearing.

Three of Hearts


    • Feb 5, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 16m AVG DURATION
    • 57 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Three of Hearts

    48: Ep. 48 - See Ya Later, Alligator!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 72:24


    Content Warning: Vague allusion to child abuse Spar decides it's time to wake up Xbala. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

    47: Ep. 47 - "The Problem with Goddexes" by Merim "Spar" Felspar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 80:10


    Vellum & Spar go undercover on a trip to visit Gladia before going after the remaining stamps. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

    46: Ep. 46 - Building Bridges and Burning Them

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 83:00


    Content Warning: Truly terrible dad. Ila's Links: Beloved Asheville Art Garden - Their Gofundme Donate to Ila Directly - Ila's shop The agents gain a greater understanding of their companions, while reaffirming distaste for someone Spar used to know. Vellum finds his mentor a muffin; Max comes out in more ways than one; Spar talks in his sleep. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

    November 2024 Status Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 1:40


    Hey everyone! Just a quick update from your favorite GM to let you know we're doing relatively okay, just dealing with a lot of life all at once. Thank you for your patience and ongoing support!

    45: Ep. 45 - Breaking Ties

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2024 69:05


    The agents take shifts watching over their sleeping companions, and have some life-changing conversations while they're at it. Spar gets to know a relentless foe; Vellum gets to know himself. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

    44: Ep. 44 - Time Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 77:23


    Content Warning: Survivors guilt Everyone takes a minute to talk things through on a most revealing episode! Vellum delivers a one-hit-kill; Spar and Xbala debate which of their memories is correct; everyone pieces together pieces of the larger puzzle. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

    43: Ep. 43 - Two Pair

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2024 65:44


    Content Warning: Intended (failed) animal cruelty The SUITS agents are reunited with their leader under most unusual circumstances! Vellum solves several problems with creative uses of magic; Spar solves several problems with creative uses of (his own) head trauma.  Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

    Ep. 42 - Providence & Pandemonium

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 43:46


    After solving Gambler's body swap trial, Vellum & Spar receive their rewards...but not before facing an unexpected hurdle. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

    Ep. 41 - When You're Here, You're Familia

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 57:03


    The body swap escapades continue and conclude in a hostage situation at Honeycore! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

    Ep. 40 - We Agree, So We Do It

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 62:58


    Having come out to their friends as body-swapped, Spar and Vellum continue their quest for the Gamblers' dice. An old rivalry is unearthed, guns are drawn, and a declaration is made. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

    39: Ep. 39 - Going in Blind

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2024 67:47


    Agents Vellum & Felspar have to navigate life in the others' body in order to pass Gambler's trial. It's even more awkward than you think it is! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harlan and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

    38: Ep. 38 - Maximum Kaolin

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2024 60:59


    Content Warnings: Gambling; partial nudity; implied sexual content The agents make it into Stoneloft, but what answers they find only come with more questions. Prayers are answered, parkour is performed, and a long-awaited meeting does not go as planned. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong. Intro -  Dogtective; Midtro -  At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.

    Two of Hearts (2024 Anniversary Special)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 108:04


    To celebrate Three of Hearts's anniversary, Ila and Essay play The Lovers by Adam Vass and Alyx Schroeder, a tarot-based game of romantic scenes. In this quasi-canonical series of dates, Spar and Vellum reflect on their pasts and consider a possible future, together. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! Our music was provided by Louie Zong.

    37: Ep. 37 - Stonewalled

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2023 63:33


    Agents Vellum and Felspar reach the city of Stoneloft at last, but getting inside is another matter entirely. From mysterious magic to stringent bureaucracy, the agents have a handful of new obstacles in their quest to rescue Jack Spade. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    December 2023 Schedule Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 3:23


    Happy holidays, all! This is just a quick update about where we've been this last month and what to expect from us in the near future! Thank you for your patience, and look forward to episode 37 soon!

    Kin's Embrace, Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 103:20


    Content warning: Loss of a loved one Governor Thorne has a thaumaturgic situation that needs investigating. If only there was an organization that helped with those...Oh well! It's up to Darla, Edmuth, and Mags the Gun Witch to solve a theft which could have dire consequences for the people of Vassa Natura. Darla gets snacky; Edmuth oversells his skills (or does he?); Mags forgets what to remember. Ila Alexei is Edmuth and our artist Essay Mnktl is Darla and our editor Jordan Quiverns is our GM Special guest Hera Alexander is Mags the Gun Witch! Mickey song Hera referenced Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    [Side-Shot] Swamp's Eleven

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 128:26


    Content Warnings: Bodily fluid; toxic siblings; jokes about addiction Agents Asce, Iris, and Cadewyn are (mostly) unemployed after SUITS has been shut down, but a secret message offers them a new mission, and puts the fate of Vassa Natura in their questionably capable hands. Asce passes on a gift; Cadewyn steps up; Iris blacks out. Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Iris Anson and our editor Jordan Quiverns is our GM Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf and the creator of Space Kings Buy Space Kings, the game we play on this show! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content, including a miniseries featuring the origin of Vassa Obscura. Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! Follow us on Tumblr! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Our intro music was "La Carrera Gourmet," the midtro was "Castle and Fortress," and our outro was "On My Way Home." All music is by Louie Zong.

    36: Ep. 36 - The Spark

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 83:10


    Alt Title: The Improper Library Content Warnings: Nonconsensual magic; grief. Years ago, Vellum was betrayed by someone he held dear for a long time. Today, he is transformed by someone he's only just begun to know. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Listen to Essay on RTFM! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    35: Ep. 35 - Case Binding

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 67:40


    Agents Vellum & Felspar negotiate with a dedicated pursuer. Then, they eat breakfast! Vellum reconnects with someone dear; Spar itches to leave; Magnolia raises the stakes. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 34: Home Suite Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 78:02


    Content Warning: Minor sexual content. The agents return to Vellum's hometown, Yue Liang, to find friendly faces and comfortable lodgings. Destiny makes a tentative friend; Spar bares it all; Vellum gets a taste of the embarrassment Spar's been suffering all along. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 33: Friends in High Places

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 71:49


    The road to Stoneloft gets dangerous, and the agents seek shelter so they can rest before their arrival. Vellum does some tinkering stunts; Spar makes a sacrifice; Merephina gives a lesson on magic. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 32: Catching Up and Throwing Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2023 67:56


    The road trip to Stoneloft gets off to an inauspicious start filled with drama and danger! Vellum encounters an old foe; Spar tries desperately to encounter quality sleep. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 31: Tomorrow's Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 103:19


    Spar awakes from a frightening dream with a reified sense of urgency. Vellum gives yet another safety speech; Spar panics; pieces fall into place. Content warning: Minor sexual harassment; reference to mind control. The Deck of Daddy Things! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 30: Looking Back, Moving Forward

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 95:51


    In the wake of several shocking revelations, Agents Vellum and Felspar lean on each other for companionship and comfort. Content Warnings: Discussion of blood and religious offerings. There is also a post-credits flashback involving sad things happening to children, with an additional warning before that scene. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 29: Goddex, I Was Born a Bramblin' Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2023 77:13


    The SUITS agents and their friends race across Cindershore, pursued by Governor Thorne and her Brambleguard. Things get both fast and furious! Vellum's internal conflict gets internally conflicteder; Spar finally gets to the heart of matter close to his. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 28: Breakout Role

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 87:37


    The agents spend some time in the slammer...but not that much time. Spar gets real and morbid; Vellum gets real and reckless. Content Notes - The opening flashback focuses on xenophobia and microaggressions. No violence is committed. Go to 20:10 to skip. Generally, this episode deals with: a prison setting, syringes and needles, extended discussion of grief and self-sacrifice. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 27: Thorne in my Side(arm)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 79:58


    In the aftermath of the battle against Voracity, Agents Vellum & Felspar finally get what they came for: a chance to interrogate Diamond. Unfortunately, the imposing Governor Thorne also gets what she came for: a chance to interrogate Vellum & Spar. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 26: Ballroom Crits

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 99:34


    In this climatic episode, the fate of Cindershore rests in the hands of our heroes as they do battle with Chrysalis. Ipswitch plays ring toss; Spar has the most important conversation of his life; Vellum gives it everything he's got. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 25: Eye on the Prize

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 70:07


    After some final preparations and meaningful talks, the agents and Ipswitch are at the Atria, ready to take on Chrysalis. Ipswitch learns a thing or two about celebrities, Spar takes note of what he hears, and what he doesn't; Vellum chooses his allies carefully. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 24: Shooby Dooby Down to Ruby's

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 89:22


    Vellum has just made a deal with a foe that may prove fruitful later, but the larger problems still loom large. Spar makes the front page; Ipswitch gains a valuable skill; Vellum confronts his family history. Shooby Dooby Down to Ruby's! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    [Side-Shot] Breaking In, Breaking Out, Breaking Cadewyn

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 110:57


    When one of their fellow SUITS agents is imprisoned by SKULLS, it's up to Asce Harland, Iris Anson, and Cadewyn Silverleaf to break them out of the booby-trapped BRAT CITY. What follows is an adventure of unexpected proportions... Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Iris Anson and our editor Jordan Quiverns is our GM Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf and the creator of Space Kings Buy Space Kings, the game we play on this show! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content, including a miniseries featuring the origin of SKULLS. Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! Follow us on Tumblr! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Our intro music was "La Carrera Gourmet," the midtro was "Castle and Fortress," and our outro was "On My Way Home." All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 23: A Diamond in the Rough

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 72:58


    After a harrowing encounter, the party makes a mixed attempt at recuperation. Vellum calls for reinforcements; Ipswitch loses the plot; Spar blows off some steam. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Jordan Reads: Mseto's Cloven Heart

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 8:15


    The podcast is on sabbatical, but you still deserve some Three of Hearts in your ears! Listen as Jordan reads a snippet of their short story, Mseto's Cloven Heart, which tells the founding myth of Clovenheart. If you want to read the rest of the story, subscribe to our Patreon! The music used in this episode was waking dream, by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 22: Blood from a Stone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 79:46


    A deadly new foe turns up the heat in Cindershore. The Queer Creeper has a daring breakfast; Vellum makes his feelings known; Spar throws caution to the wind to protect someone precious. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 21: Like a Timble-ton of Bricks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 80:59


    Our heroes race across Cindershore in an effort to chase down some answers! Vellum tries to cut a deal; Spar resolves an old mystery; The Queer Creeper reminds us they're a superhero. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 20: Sparks Fly

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 78:44


    The agents hunker down at the local constabulary while they figure out their next move. The Queer Creeper investigates the mysterious Sir Timbey in their quest to protect Diamond. Vellum buries his mind in his work. Spar receives an alarming transmission. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 19: A Queer Caper

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 63:37


    "It's a ghost!" "It's a rainbow!" "It's The Queer Creeper!" A new face (and voice!) joins agents Vellum and Felspar as their stay in Cindershore continues. Spar does a wellness check; Vellum asks some uncomfortable questions; The Queer Creeper attempts to thwart an audacious jewel thief. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 18: Getting Down to Bees-ness

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 77:57


    The agents arrive in Cindershore for the next leg of their investigation. Spar reunites with Xbala, his usual field partner and, along with Anya, the quartet begins to piece together the larger puzzle they find themselves in. Also, there are snacks! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 17: The Gambler, the Faker, the Witch's-Pact Maker

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2022 104:32


    In a flashback, Spar gets involved with a SUITS agent of questionable character, and the events of that escapade echo into the present. Vellum makes a suspicious deal; Spar asks followup questions; Tatiana does what Tatiana does. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

    Ep. 16: Insidious, Invisible Interloper

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 44:47


    An unexpected encounter leads to great risk, and great reward. Agent Felspar reminds us why he's the brawn. Agent Vellum chews his way to safety. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

    Ep. 15: A Bitter Brew

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 76:26


    Vellum, Spar, and Anya discuss their leads over tea. They may not have the answers yet, but the agents are finally learning the right questions. 100 Random Potion Effects 100 Random Animals Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

    [Side-Shot] You Cruise, You Lose (Your Shoes) [Feat. Kevin Cole!]

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 123:41


    When a cruise ship fails to reach its destination, a trio of SUITS agents are sent to investigate its disappearance. When they do find the ship in distress, they quickly uncover that all is not what it seems… Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Iris Anson and our editor Jordan Quiverns is our GM Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf and the creator of Space Kings Buy Space Kings, the game we play on this show! Subscribe to our Patreon to hear Jordan and Ila interview Kevin about Space Kings! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! Follow us on Tumblr! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! All music is by Louie Zong.

    Ep. 14: Spar Kisses Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 60:48


    Agents Vellum and Felspar attend a community gathering in an attempt to get a clearer understanding of what's happening in Clovenheart. Vell talks through some complicated emotions after a heavy visit to the injured Sekitan. According to a playing card, Spar finds romance. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

    Ep. 13: Good Boys in Spades

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 49:43


    Eighteen years ago, Kaolin Vellum had an idea about how to make the world a safer place. Today, that very idea has triggered a chain of events that led directly to a scenario where he is spooning Spar in his childhood bed. Causality is amazing! Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

    Ep. 12: All My Exes are Here and My Sword is a Ghost

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 104:30


    After a harrowing second day in Clovenheart, Agents Vellum and Felspar can have a little level up, as a treat. Then they get breakfast, as another treat! Unfortunately Spar is surrounded by all his exes and relatives, but what else is new? Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

    Ep. 11: Cracks Beneath the Surface

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2022 96:23


    The SUITS agents get creative and emotional as they protect the people of Clovenheart from a rampaging werelion. In the conflict's unpredictable aftermath, those involved are shaken, broken, and built anew. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

    Ep. 10: Diamond and Sekitan: Together Again (feat. DJ Guac Boi and Vidmaster Xochi)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 69:59


    World-famous musical duo Diamond and Sekitan are together again and it feels so good! Or it would if Diamond wasn't a leading suspect in a gruesome kidnapping. The vibes are certainly off as Agents Vellum and Felspar attend the momentous concert, and neither can shake the feeling that something bad is about to happen... Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

    Ep. 9: Healing and Dealing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 92:11


    In order to save Kurt, Agent Felspar has to make some unsavory choices and confront an important figure from his past. Agent Vellum, meanwhile, is forever changed - not by hover cars or kittens, but by forces beyond his understanding. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong This episode featured the Deck of Daddy Things! Buy it from the crew of Dungeons & Daddies to inject chaos into your games!

    Vassa Obscura - Episode 1, Spring

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 71:44


    Welcome to episode one of our four-part mini-series, Vassa Obscura! We played The Quiet Year to explore the story of Vassa Natura during the war against Morpholomew. It went interesting places, to say the least! To see the map for this episode, check out our Patreon! Hosts: Jordan Quiverns  Essay Manaktola  Ila Alexei  SPECIAL GUEST: Crimson Dylan Quiverns  Interested in the game we played? It's The Quiet Year, by Avery Alder!  Our music, as always, was provided by Louie Zong. All this episode's music is from the album Gators! Intro - Here Comes the Gator Man; Midtro - Swamp Strut; Outro - Country Croc.

    Ep. 8: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 92:02


    The Agents are closer than ever to finding Kurt Whittlesby. Unfortunately, they're also closer than ever to a ticking bomb. Ila Alexei is Agent Vellum and our artist Essay Manaktola is Agent Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

    Ep. 7: Is That You, Destiny? It's Me, Vellum

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 78:03


    Agents Vellum and Felspar stop a robbery at Traitor Jo's perpetrated by some uniquely talented criminals. Vellum makes a new friend for life; Spar scores a home run. Afterward, the search for Kurt results in promising and disturbing leads. Map of Clovenheart Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts! Follow us on Tumblr! All music is by Louie Zong

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