Three Pints Deep Podcast

This episode was recorded a long time ago for the baby Jesus' birthday. Absolutely no idea what's on it or what was spoken about. But, let the moronic sounds of Mike, Matt and Mac's voices comfort you during these "unprecedented times" as they say.

The Three Pints Deep lads are back with a special bonus episode between seasons! Don't forget to subscribe and share the show. Keep an eye out for season 4 coming soon!

This week, in a rare appearance Mack shows up to attack some national treasures. Mike has a shaky experience on his flight back from his holidays and Matt wants to blast the new Men in Black. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @threepintsdeeppodcast and give us a rating and review on the platforms.

The lads get a visit from their Northern corespondent to discuss all things GAA. Mike pulls off two dates in one day, but will either lucky lady be the love of his life? Subscribe on the platforms and give us a rating and review.

This week the lads sit down with a couple of pints to talk absolute shite about such topics as the Amazon forest fire, the Irish lottery and Mike's bizarre preference of bath over shower. Don't forget to subscribe on the platforms and leave us a rating & review.

Three lads, three mics, three pints (maybe more)and a load of shite talk. Cycling vigilantes, sharing your swimming pool and extreme weight loss TV shows are all up for discussion this week along with the usual favorites like "Fact of the Week". Don't forget to subscribe to the show on the available platforms and leave us a rating and review.

This week the full Three Pints Deep crew reunite to discuss such pressing issues as Irish serial killers, would you rather be buried or cremated and could Mike swim 3km without a break?Will Mike's fact actually be a fact? Probably not, but tune in anyway.

Irish movies, Babestation in the daytime, aliens & watching love island in the pub are all up for discussion this week along with the battle of the fact between Mike ad Producer Lynch. Will Matt become a Scientologist after watching "Going Clear"? Tune in to find out.

Producer Lynch sits in again for an absent Mike to join Matt and Mac in discussing golf, cricket & the merits of Instagramming entire concerts. In other news Mac went to a play, Matt discovered the cure for drunkenness and the fact of the week has an unusual twist.

Will Mike be joining the thousands marching to 51? Not before joining the lads to blast such topics as golf commentary, IRA funerals and the Westlife comeback. Other popular features such as Mike's "Fact" of the Week return along with a returning Mac and more.

Mac is on his holidays so Producer Lynch is in the hot seat instead alongside the lads to discuss such topics as Gay Pride, taxi apps and Mike being hit by a car. In Mike Allen's Food of the Week, we travel to the far east of Ja-Pints to give Mike his first experience of Sushi.

Mac gets his first taste of stag party's and Mike gets his first taste of spicy food in our new feature "Mike Allen's Food of the Week". The lads blasts include such topics as upskirting, photographic memories and Mac's behavior last week.

Can't actually remember what we spoke about here, but Love Island was definitely mentioned…and Mac had a few too many cold beers. Mike didn't like hackie sacks and pregnant women glowing. Matt had a problem with hand driers or something. Will update description as things are remembered. You should also follow us on Instagram: @threepintsdeeppodcast. Enjoy!

The last episode of Season 2 is a juicy one. Some of us have been betting on apparently fixed football, Mike had a bath and Mac got injured in the gym whilst shifting tin. In News: Coppers is for sale, farmer Quirke's Googlin' has gotten into and awful pickle, Conor McGregor is up to his usual tricks and a man complained to the guards to complain about the quality of his weed. Things we don't like: magic tricks, people, musicians and their "greatest crowd ever" malarchy, changing rooms and girls' WhatsApp groups. WhatsApp Viral: A man from Nigeria has been sending some videos of himself to Bohemians scouts (or so he's led to believe). Enjoy and don't forget to like, follow, subscribe and rate us on the various platforms. Instagram: @threepintsdeeppodcast. Spotify/Apple Podcasts: search "Three Pints Deep Podcast"

A bumper episode this week. We've narrowed it down to the ultimate Pint Person World XI. Some great lads in there. In news: There's been alot of terrorism, "the Messi of pigeon racing" sold for how much???, John Delaney loaned his employers a small amount of money, Paddy Quirke the farmer seems to be in hot water again. Things we don't like this week: The wind, rural isolation?, Trendy restaurants and their descriptions of their ingredients, Westminster protesters. WhatsApp Viral: The Munster Rugby boys are in a spot of bother. Enjoy, and don't forget to do all the things like rating, subscribing, liking and following us on all the media platforms. Instagram: @threepintsdeeppodcast. Spotify/Apple Podcasts: "Three Pints Deep Podcast"

Finally, we've got Mac's Pint Person XI. In news: A nurse is brave on a Dublin bus (or is she?); and Ireland has its own ISIS Bride. Things we don't like: The big hoo-ha made over the Boston Bombings; The faux-Irish McDonagh brothers and their movies; the barbers who shampoo and massage your hair (one man's opinion, not the view of the entire pod)and more. Enjoy!

Next up it's Mike's Pint World XI. In News: Cillian Murphy is rumoured to be the next Bond; The RA are back; A nurse has been a hero on a bus (or has she?); Shrovetide Ball Game is apparently a thing; and a Man United fan has been stabbed following the scenes in Paris. Things we don't like: Asians still sitting on the floor for meals; The mess of pancakes; CEOs hugging their employees; Bullshit job titles; and Plus-sized models. WhatsApp: An African man has been resurrected from the dead. Do the usual stuff of liking, following, subscribing and reviewing on all the various platforms. @threepintsdeeppodcast on Instagram. Best of luck

Producer Lynch is up with his World Pintman XI. In News: ISIS Bride Update; Oscars 2019; €175m Euromillions winners. Blast: Should it be OK to do a Nigerian accent? (Yes); Why on Earth does Belfast have 2 international airports?; Is there really such a thing as a "Great Finish" in rugby? Who is actually watching extended highlights?

This week we've got Matt's World XI of Pintmen you'd love to go for a pint with. News: ISIS Bride, fake homophobic attack, National Children's Hospital. Blast: Australian shark attacks, pedestrians who act shocked when they step out onto the road without looking and almost get run over by a car, chicken fillet roll makers who just don't care, bullshit things people say about pregnant women and their babies. Don't forget to Like, comment, subscribe, follow and rate. Enjoy!

News: Is Liam Neeson a racist? Mountain Lion attacks man. Hitler is back. Trending Topic: Why aren't rappers getting more heat in the #metoo movement. Blast: Leashes on children, hocking spit, the price of cereal. Fan Question: The charitable merits of Mac's 2009 trip to Ghana. WhatsApp Story: 3some Revenge

Three Pints Deep - S02E03 - "The Curse of the Nurse" by Three Pints Deep Podcast

News: Azealia Banks hates Ireland. Topic: Conspiracy Theories. Fan Question: Famous Irish Sports Star Rape Allegations. Mike's gambling addiction has sunk to new lows, while his fact of the week fails to pass the credibility test (again). Matt got into an altercation on the Luas and he also has a massive question about the driving test. Mac questions whether people shop in Morton's simply for the sake of it; he also part-took in an interactive play.

What's the worst present you've ever gotten?

It's all in the title

We called it last week, the gender reveal party caused the Arizona forest fire. Mac didn't come to Warsaw. There was a dolphin in the liffey. The Ballybrack FC boys get a good roasting here. And more.

Irish Rugby, The Big Big Movie, Whispering Student, Bouncers, Gender Reveal Parties

Jack Churchill, Gerry Adams Cookbook, Detective Pikachu, UFOs in Ireland and more

The Spice Girls are back, how to handle office Christmas parties, Irish people abroad and teachers shouldn't be entertaining their pupils inappropriately.

Executive Producer Eoin Lynch has been brought in to iron out the audio issues. Maccer wonders what lollipop ladies actually get paid to do. Matt has an issue with horoscopes, while Mike straight-up hates swans.

We'll have to blame Maccer for the incessant humming and banging. Professional producer Eoin Lynch will be in next week to sort it out. Enjoy!